The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.
If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.
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And he is what inviting her to sin I also wondered it's familiar
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In my mind, his chest hair makes a figure of a uterus and Fallopian tubes.
There, there. We will get your junk out of that trap as soon as possible.
He's like s'up babe and she's like why can't you stay on your feet and keep your clothes on
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What do you have against hairy subby bottoms? Jesus this is hot. Plz come back.
Hold still ... aah there it is! Damn contact lense always falling out at awkward times!
At least men were proud of the chest hair then. Now it is all gone
this turned me on actually. but it's more the guy in it. yummy.
O g!I bought the dress the girl is wearing nack in the 70’s!it was off the fashion dress rack and I bought it to use for a grim reaper costume.....it was the strangest dress I had ever seen in a store selling regular dresses.
Unusual chest hair for sure. It's crazy how hairless they want everyone to be except for our faces nowadays.
Wtf, Fish net tight whities......more like smuggling fish rather then a budgie haha :D
It is just me, or does his chest hair look like the female reproductive system?
No self respecting male model in this day and age would have so much body hair!t
Is it wrong that all I want to do is wax him? There's just SO MUCH HAIR!!!
It took me a while to realise that the woman didn't have an unusually hench, hairy left arm after all.
What's happening in the pic though.. like a Christmas kind of situation?
Looks like he has a uterus on his chest...nipples are the ovaries...😂😂😂
"No, no - don't you get up. I'll do all the housework, cook, clean, take care of the kids...and your mother....AND JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER DAMN THING ROUND HERE!!!!!
No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!
The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.
