If you're browsing the internet for laughs but the memes seem overused and the comics look like they've become a copy of each other, there's still something that might do the trick. Amazon reviews. They're honest, witty, and, best of all, self-aware. From an elderly man who just used a selfie-stick for the first time to a woman who can't pull her new turtleneck over her head, you don't have to be a writer for a late night talk show to pen something hilarious. All it takes is just a little bit of amazement or disappointment after you open your long-awaited delivery. Continue scrolling and check out some of the funniest Amazon reviews the site has to offer!

#1

Breeding M&M's

Breeding M&M's

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ZombieGirl5591
Community Member
2 years ago

lmao..Im laughing so hard at this my dogs are barking at me

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According to NBC Los Angeles, however, Amazon users shouldn't base their decision of whether to buy a particular thing or not solely on the product reviews. University of Southern California social media professor Karen North said that the sellers are tricking Amazon's algorithm. "As sellers on Amazon, people know there are ways to game the system, where it looks like you have more positive ratings than you do," she said.

#2

What A Pure Man

What A Pure Man

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

This is so wholesome and it's a very good picture of him!

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Prof. North also gave an example of one of the Amazon shopping schemes: sellers post a product to sell, collect reviews, then swipe out the product for a new one while keeping the old reviews in place.

#3

Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

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AloofFox
Community Member
2 years ago

YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF AN ANGRY QUEER WITH A KAZOO

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North said sellers can do this over and over, duping buyers into thinking a product has more or better reviews than it really does. North says Amazon needs to crack down.

"They need to start thinking about whether or not people are figuring out how to game their system. And they need to figure out how to go in and clean that up," she said.

#4

Happy You Pregnant!

Happy You Pregnant!

I bet this guy could have used it too.

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

he is slaying that tho

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In a statement to the I-Team, Amazon admitted these things do happen: "These bad actors show a flagrant disregard for our community, and our policies ... we work with sellers and law enforcement to hold them accountable by withholding funds and pursuing civil and criminal penalties."

#5

3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

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danielw
Community Member
2 years ago

after 'High and Tight', i was waiting for 'And she joined the Marines... as a Naval family, this is intolerable' or something.

Pug Pug
Community Member
2 years ago

Marines are part of the navy....

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Lotte
Community Member
2 years ago

i can feel the sarcasm dripping through my screen

We Were On A Break!
Community Member
2 years ago

You verbalized exactly what I felt. Thanks!

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Benjamin Boysley
Community Member
2 years ago

close one, couple more hours and she'd be chopping wood in a plaid shirt.

Catlady6000
Community Member
2 years ago

Not to mention peeing while standing

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Pamela24
Community Member
2 years ago

Brilliant review! :D I laughed so hard.

Lewis Jones
Community Member
2 years ago

this is good on so many levels!!

Whiterain25 furry
Community Member
2 years ago

I have alot of clothes/ items that were labled for boys. Especially since I love fnafffffff

Lily Grace
Community Member
2 years ago

I love that your sarcasm is enveloping when I read this lol. It's such a hard thing to come across in text.

KCN
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh. I was thinking for a while that this actually happened, that this mom was perpetuating myths when I realized: no, these are funny reviews! Phew.

Sugar Latte
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol same! It was only until she was said DIGGING SHOVEL FOR MEN when I realized that it was a joke 🤣🤣

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Donald Holder*Doc
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow, the sarcasm in this one could topple the psychiatric world for decades! Bravo mom!

trix
Community Member
2 years ago

Was keeping it together until "shovel for men". One of the rare times I laughed out loud while reading something on the internet.

Lena Hudson
Community Member
2 years ago

I aspire to reach this epic level of eloquent but sassy af and hilarious to boot...

Tacitus86
Community Member
2 years ago

See? That is what happens.

Edwina Craciun
Community Member
2 years ago

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! Bravo

ForkNBeans
Community Member
2 years ago

I LOVE this review! I certainly will not buy ANY "3 Sky AirPlane for Boys" for my sweet, gentile little granddaughter anytime soon. I just loathe all the screaming, crying and foot stomping about to come when I take the EasyBake Oven away from her brother.

Bunny Lady
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm laughing so hard right now!!!!!!!

Michelle Dodson
Community Member
2 years ago

Loving it! (I can't believe that Amazon would allow such a sexist ad in the first place, since some of their customers might actually be female!)

Sjon Svenson
Community Member
2 years ago

This calls for a reverse test. get her brother a toy kitchen and doll set.

Nostalgic Hyena
Community Member
2 years ago

This is why I don't understand why some things are unnecessarily labeled as "for men/boys" or "for women/girls".

Marnee DeRider
Community Member
2 years ago

I can die happy after reading this.

savij
Community Member
2 years ago

🤣

tuzdayschild
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

All this fuss when all she had to do was get the Sky Planes for girls. Whatever

Uchman
Community Member
2 years ago

Whoosh! The point is that there no specific toys "for girls"

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Amanda Ammermann
Community Member
2 years ago

THIS IS FANTASTIC

cookie panda
Community Member
1 month ago

ah yes, enslaved gender roles.

Melanie
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

RUDE

Nostalgic Hyena
Community Member
2 years ago

And it even has 5 stars..

Kim Lorton
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahahahahaha Hahaha!!

Reenie Smith Shaw
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol

Nikki Spears
Community Member
2 years ago

GREAT!!!

Mer
Community Member
2 years ago

Heh, LOVE this one!!

Sam Mitchell
Community Member
2 years ago

Digging shovel for men! Hahahaha!

Amina Hays
Community Member
2 years ago

A bit over the top but it's still pretty funny. For a woman.

Amina Hays
Community Member
2 years ago

To the person who downvoted my comment, it's a joke. Stop being such a girl.

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Theory Buchannon
Community Member
2 years ago

she just hit puberty to early?

Rani Johnson
Community Member
2 years ago

Totally gender biased bullshit review.

Night Shade
Community Member
2 years ago

Kinda sexist in a way tho

Ashley Wright
Community Member
2 years ago

This person needs a job.

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
2 years ago

Or maybe someone [*ahem*] needs a sense of humor.

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Sara Lang
Community Member
2 years ago

I do wish yku could use the right spelling. It is "aeroplane", NOT "airplane"

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
2 years ago

Not from where I sit it isn’t.

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Shelley Jennings
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2 years ago

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Oh ffs,, couldn't even read the whole thing.. One of 'those' mums

KarmaQueen
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2 years ago

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LMAO at this one. If this is serious, I feel bad that she honestly believes this happened. I wonder if she was on drugs?

DancingToMyself
Community Member
2 years ago

@KarmaQueen. I can't. Are you on drugs?

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Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
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2 years ago

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A feminist with humor!

Lucille McGillicuddy
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2 years ago

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Feminists are a plague....

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Dream Wolf
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2 years ago

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I really really want to know why this review was written. It's very sarcastic

HOUSE
Community Member
2 years ago

It's written because of the unnecessarily gendered toys. Kids can play with what they like, let's stop assigning certain things to genders.

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#6

Beds Should Look Like Beds

Beds Should Look Like Beds

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

To be fair, I'd be excited if I found a giant ice cream sandwich too. And it does look like one

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#7

Fair Point

Fair Point

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

This one made me laugh so hard :-)

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#8

A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

This sounds awesome. 10/10 would buy those noodles too

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#9

5/5

5/5

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HOUSE
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2 years ago

Looks like someone from Scotland gave that review

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#10

The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

It's like a halloween ghost costume but even creepier, now you can say that your soul is escaping

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#11

50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

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QueenOlive
Community Member
2 years ago

And that my friends, is what she said

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#12

No Complaints

No Complaints

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

I wouldn't complain either. It looks comfy?

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#13

Toddler Rages Against The Machine

Toddler Rages Against The Machine

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GFSTaylor
Community Member
2 years ago

I had to buy a fridge lock once, when one of the cats I had then learned how to open the fridge door one evening while I was out.

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#14

Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

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Chris Mugea
Community Member
2 years ago

"Either way 5 stars" killed me lol

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#15

Trimmers And Toilet Talk

Trimmers And Toilet Talk

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AloofFox
Community Member
2 years ago

And have not flushed it down any toilets (yet...) HAHA oh my god this is amazing

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#16

Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

bird box product

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#17

5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

"It has a great feel (on the handle end)" lol

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#18

Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

This is the only way to use any Alex Jones related product

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#19

Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

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Hello it Smee
Community Member
2 years ago

I know what I am getting my brother for Christmas!

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#20

Yodelling Pickle

Yodelling Pickle

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

I can think of many scenerios where one would need a yodelling pickle

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#21

Was Looking For A Jump Rope

Was Looking For A Jump Rope

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

You will feel a sting like a whip of Satan

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#22

That's All I Wanted To Know

That's All I Wanted To Know

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey, good rice is amazing.

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#23

Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

It probably lasts longer than an apple watch

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#24

True Love Still Exists

True Love Still Exists

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

I live in south florida and have a similar one. They are truly amazing

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#25

Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

"If it Vibrated I would be Divorced" OmG..LMAO!!!

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#26

$16,000 Speakers

$16,000 Speakers

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

Well this is dark

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#27

Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

These ladies have probably read this.

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

I would totally 100% buy this. I wonder if it'll work with dog hair. I have huskies and malamutes so it might be fun

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#28

This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

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ember avery
Community Member
2 years ago

i need this for wen you and your brother are fighting -my mom

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#29

Ho Ho... Oh

Ho Ho... Oh

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

This is kind of terrifying

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#30

Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

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danielw
Community Member
2 years ago

.... so, how does this fellow know what a fish-hamster-baby-thing and it's 3-week old cage smell?

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#31

Cheese Wheel

Cheese Wheel

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Alan Wilkening
Community Member
2 years ago

Mmmm... it’s amazing how much more appetizing a food becomes when you add the word “wheel.”

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