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What started as an age-old European tradition originating with the Celtic festival of Samhain, when people would wear costumes and light bonfires to scare away spirits and ghosts is now probably the most celebrated day of the year called Halloween. With around 180 million Americans partaking in this festivity, it's no surprise that it is so deeply ingrained into our culture; everybody loves the opportunity to dress up, have some fun, eat all the trick or treating candy, and share some funny Halloween jokes.
Since it's quite clear that you have to be equipped with the most fantastic costume and a stack of sweets, we have compiled some of the best comics to get you in an appropriately spooky mood after all the preparations are done. These Halloween jokes, ranging from funny drawings to full Halloween cartoons will surely help you to get your creeps on.
Scroll down below to check our collection of Halloween puns, an assortment of funny comics and the best one-liners there are. Don't forget to creep it real!
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Sarah Jane Swan 7 years ago
I wear black alot... and my cat is white and ginger. But she is worth carrying a lint roller around hahha
Rylee Wolf 8 years ago
A lot of these have been. Mostly because a lot of these artists have been featured before with their own entire lists showcasing them only
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Kiahna 8 years ago
Yeah. I would be the one person wearing the classic costume while everyone else dresses like this.
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julia church 8 years ago
when friends text each other and u dont get the message cuz u dont have a phone
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Stevie Scott 8 years ago
My aunties god son who's three chose his own outfit for Halloween. He is wearing his favourite purple dress
Julie Laplante 7 years ago
Last year, my son wanted to be a sparkly purple daisy. I made the sparkliest purplest daisy costume that could be. He was very happy.
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Wendy Melkert 8 years ago
reminds me when i saw a boy in a dress a few days ago.... and the guy walking up to the mother XD "hey is that YOUR son in the dress and heels?" "yes, why?" "good going on his dress it's beautifull but, you might want to fetch him a lower pair of shoes and a band aid... or 6..." "oh my god? what happned?" "he tripped over his own feet and fell..." overheard in our towns party centre XD
This Lil Raccoon 7 years ago
There's an extra bit to this where the duck in glasses says "And have you met my daughter, Thor?" Or something like that
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Becca 8 years ago
Haha love it. We need that when it gets to 9oclock and there are still knocks at the door. 11.30 was the last knock last year
Charlotte Brine 8 years ago
Bloody he'll who has their kids out that late!
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
And this is why you don't go to houses you don't know. BWAAA HAHAHAHA
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Master Markus 8 years ago
Reminds me that one Halloween my dad and I wanted to hang a scarecrow we had by a rope in a tree in our yard, but we were worried that people would think it was a corpse and we'd have to deal with the cops.
Chyppa Homer 8 years ago
And the day after Halloween you get to be the only guy on the block who buries his decorations :D
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Alia Gail 8 years ago
one year i ate all the candy i got at each house before going to the next one so i wouldn’t need a bag, then i got sick fer like a week. no regrets
adoracat 8 years ago
My daughter used to take her little brother out, they're 11 years apart. So she'd carry a dark colored pillowcase and he'd have a plastic pumpkin...every couple of houses she'd dump most of the candy into the pillowcase and he'd get more candy because "aw, he's not got much in there". Worked EVERY time!
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John Sanders 8 years ago
Are you interested in a 9 - 5? Has! Just kidding.. Here is your 8 - 8, no overtime...
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Barbie Busby-Tucker 7 years ago
I still don’t understand why Vine doesn’t reopen. I’ve yet to learn of a person that hated Vine. Everyone seems to miss it. I wish it would come back
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Chyppa Homer 8 years ago
I have a black cat, but it`s never brought me bad luck. Only dead mice and sparrow heads. I don`t know, maybe he`s trying to threaten me :D
Pastel Ghostie 8 years ago
Ugh. I hate the people who think black cats are bad luck. I have a black cat, and, like everyone, I have bad luck SOMETIMES.
Karen Joy Nesheim 6 years ago
I have an adorable house panther & house panthers are super lucky!!!!!! If we all start calling them house panthers people will stop viewing them as unlucky!
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Chyppa Homer 8 years ago
It could go full circle. Say by the year 2040 everybody will just go bare a*s naked, and that will be the scariest Halloween when grandma shows up. XD
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Lindsay Ameye 8 years ago
That would be harsh, considering his toddler son actually died in a horrible accident
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Usernameofgag 8 years ago
Ctrl+shift+N lol. Porn history is ok. But not stupid question like "how old Eminem daughter". My friend mock me because that. Lol
Mikleo 8 years ago
Why do people care about their browser history that much? If you are the only one using the computer, no one is going to see it anyway. If multiple people are using the computer, make an account for each.
makki 8 years ago
Eh my friends go through just to p**s me off and because some people like porn!
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John Baker 8 years ago
Nothing in my browser history I need to be embarrassed about ... well, except for Bored Panda, maybe.. :-)
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Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
*grabs hand* ME EITHER LETS FORM AN ANTI OUIJA ALLIANCE
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Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago
my friend was talking about summoning demons today with a ouija board i guess this is best cased scenario
Alessandra Ricotta 7 years ago (edited)
Wendy Crow, I'm not religious too, like at all, but never play with those things. Experience talks....
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moonsong23 8 years ago
A Pikachu with a Pikachu watch. It's a perfect match!
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
If you live in a college town, this is pretty standard whenever students go to the store. Looking like they just got out of bed, I mean.
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Мария Щеглова 8 years ago
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Lillukka79 8 years ago
Depends on your location, but 40F = ~4°C. Sounds about right.
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
It's still in October. Every year, the same date. Whyyyy are so many costumes made as if its mid-summer??
Pastel Ghostie 8 years ago
ALL THESE STRANGER THINGS POSTS ARE MAKING ME THINK ABOUT HOW ELEVEN AND MIKE ALMOST KISSED AND HOW I'M SO HAPPY ABOUT IT
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Dnelle1972 8 years ago
Don't forget the fourth type, who goes to the store the day after Halloween to stock up on 1/2 price candy.
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Steph Mossman 8 years ago
She could be a homicidal maniac... they look just like everyone else :P
Matt_Heagraves_GreenArmy_ 8 years ago
I'm the first one! *Vietnam flashback* All of those belts...
PurplePuma76 8 years ago
"I'm dressed as a serial killer. They look just like everyone else. "
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Hari Onago 8 years ago
Wow. This one doesn't belong with the others but it's remarkable none the less. I feel like it should be a better match for a post about depression, ostracism, etc. I could really relate to this at some point in my life. I think the overly simplistic sketch suits it too.
Madeline Bublik 8 years ago
This is the analogy my health teacher would use for passive-aggressive behavior, wearing a mask.
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Rando-Pando 3 years ago
Other than the "Let's go. Pennywise keeps hitting on me" line. 😔
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
Some houses do go nuts with decorations. Just like at Christmas and lights.
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Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
The best one I've seen so far is "sexy baby" THAT is taking the sexy costume a little too far imho
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Markus McCloud 8 years ago
Don't feel too bad: I just bought a teal t-shirt and grabbed my old foam Diamond Sword and dressed up as Steve. Minecraft-...45-png.jpg 
Hannah Ingram 8 years ago
a kid that went up to my house trick or treating told me he put on his costume last minute, it was a black t-shirt, a scream mask and a rubber knife.
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I'm just glad to see an anime character rather than Batman or something, lol.
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
My boss wore a braided leather headband and claimed she was dressed as a hippy.
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Emiwolfplayz 8 years ago
I thought it says "snorted" in 2 panel xd Btw trading happens all the damn time
Nicola Heyns 8 years ago
Yeah wed don't really do halloween here. It is beyond our undrestanding why the hole candy thing is such a big deal. It is not like you do not get anything the rest of the year why gorge yourself?
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AutumnNies 8 years ago
you can never be too old to go and grab free candy from strangers! hehe
Steph Mossman 8 years ago
Never too old to celebrate and have fun. Don't turn older kids away. Would rather them joining in the fun than getting in trouble.
That One Feminist 7 years ago
A few years ago, in my old neighborhood, this one guy gave me and my siblings handfuls of loose change-quarters, nickels, dimes, and pennies. It was pretty awesome.
Master Markus 8 years ago
Chick tracts. I've not had to deal with it in Canada, but I've heard about it.
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Wendy Crow 8 years ago
I cannot pass out candy anymore. But I used to buy the candy I did not like to prevent this...i.e. skittles, butterscotch, caramels... if I bought chocolate...Id eat it ALL
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Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago
i say i dressed up as whatever costume is the most famous 2009 i said i was bella swa 2013 i was psy 2014 i was miley 2017 i was harley quin in reality i was at home watching movies and eating halloween candy
Brikton wardell 8 years ago
This is awesome. I saw a pumpkin that someone made and it had a note by it saying ghost pumpkin. 'Invisible pumpkin'
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perfect pikachu 4 years ago
for me it the other way around because my dog will bite my hand off lol
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AutumnNies 8 years ago
And then when Halloween comes around, they already are planning for Christmas-
The Cube Cat 8 years ago
Nooo not until December. Give us more time to savor Halloween.
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stores on November first: CHRISTMAS me: but Halloween was yesterday stores everywhere :STFU CHRISTMAS
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
Went out to buy more candy the morning Of Halloween and the store had already moved the candy to a single display up front and was stocking Christmas Candy!!
PurplePuma76 8 years ago
This is dead on. Christmas goes up in the shopes earlier every early and it drives me mad. It's half the reason I hate the holidays.
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BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago
a parent running from commitment and responsibility........uh. either i am missing the joke or the joke missed the mark.
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Anna Wu 8 years ago
It's like pumpkin spice. Some people get waaaay too excited about Halloween.
The Cube Cat 8 years ago
You're only too excited when you actually kill someone to decorate your yard.
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I watch that movie every Halloween! It's like a tradition in my family!
Emiwolfplayz 8 years ago
Well the leaf fell so that means its fall and if its fall it means she is ready and started watching films with halloween theme I quess
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Kiahna 8 years ago
Beep beep I'm a sheep I said beep beep I'm a sheep. :P
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Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
Yes it is I am personally offended by this comic and I am going to say all sorts of negative things about the comic writer as a person as well as go on every social media site and bash them AND I'm going to attack their very being because I DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM AND DAMNIT THEY NEED TO THINK EXACTLY LIKE ME OR THEY ARE WRONG!!!!! Sorry that kinda turned into my own bitching fest...but seriously candy corn is magic
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SnoopyCereal 8 years ago
One time I was Trick-or-Treating and someone just left a pumpkin full of candy corn. Like you had to grab it with your hand... it was weird...
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Jamie Talken 8 years ago
As someone who has lost a child I don't see the humor in this at all. Why would you make this a comic?
Kiahna 8 years ago
Oh. Only people with a twisted sense of humour find this funny. I think it is alright, but I suggest you ignore it if it bothers you. What everyone else does. I hope you and your family are healing from losing a child, that is really, very hard. Love and prayers.
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billy bob joe 8 years ago
death to humanity starts from this point.... they clearly invested in costumes but not candy?
Liananananana 8 years ago
no, this is from an anime. that's what they actually look like
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Connor Smith 5 years ago
I legit dressing up as erasermic with my bf next halloween and handing out candy wtf
Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
I don't get it that little girl is a jerk.....wait is that the point????
Liananananana 8 years ago
they're actually all guys. it's from boku no hero academia
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Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago
i am hearing christmas music already...THANKSGIVING IS 3 WEEKS AWAY!! 23 DAYS!!! STOP
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Dingo Person 4 years ago
I have never really celebrated Halloween properly so I don't understand as much
Dingo Person 4 years ago
I have never really celebrated Halloween properly so I don't understand as much
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