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This is the day that whispers of broken mirrors, sidewalk cracks, and ill-advised ladder usage echo a little louder in the collective consciousness. For most of us, it’s just another day on the calendar, maybe with a playful nudge to avoid any particularly daring feats. But for a select, spectacularly unlucky few, it seems the universe circles this date with a giant red marker and a mischievous glint in its cosmic eye, ready to unleash a symphony of minor (and sometimes major) domestic disasters.
We've all had those days where it feels like we woke up on the wrong side of gravity, where every task ends in a comical catastrophe. But the poor souls you're about to witness? They're not just having a day; they're having the day, a veritable masterclass in misfortune. From culinary calamities that would make Gordon Ramsay weep to vehicular vexations that defy all logic, these are the folks who probably should have just stayed under the covers. But fear not, amidst the schadenfreude, we're also playing problem-solver, offering up some genuinely useful product suggestions that might just help them (or you, if disaster strikes) turn that frown, or at least that massive stain, upside down.
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#1
"Walked outside to see someone keyed my car." - Leessssssshha
Whether you have a spiteful ex or some "creative children," Carfident Scratch and Swirl Remover has your back.
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#2
"Oil Shelf Collapsed at Supermarket" - InGeekiTrust
This is a slick and stubborn mess. And the most likely solution is to break the paper towel shelves! What did we learn here? ALWAYS have enough paper towels at home for the day disaster strikes.
#3
"Turned my back for a minute and she peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice..." - TheLoxFox
Maybe a 15-pound bag of rice is a good idea for an emergency supply. It even doubles as kitty litter!
#4
"Someone stole our outdoor cat feeder" - Xm-7
The level of banditry at play here is unprecedented! Lock up that cat feeder next time.
#5
"My mailbox was blown up by lightning last night" - bytorthesnowdog
Mother nature has no chill! Luckily we have the perfect replacement mailbox to give you that perfect white-picket-fence look.
#6
"Took the wife out of Rehab for a walk through the city. She was making a selfie and lost her grip on her crutch. It’s still there ……impossible to retrieve." - goprinterm
After you carry your wife back to rehab, you'll probably be in the market for some new crutches. But might we suggest some forearm crutch pads with velcro straps for next time?
London Paris 5 months ago
Or a less clumsy wife 😀 You can trade them in for being clumsy, right?
#7
"Nothing but bad luck lately." - Remarkable_Solid_865
Who ever has money for a whole new windscreen? Try this window repair resin kit to finally get a clear view of the road again!
#8
"First time smoking." - reddit user
Let's just say, someone is eating takeout tonight. If only he had a meat thermometer to help him get the perfect char!
#9
Heading out to lunch, we discovered my wife's car picked up a Memorial Day piercing." - Zalym
Why is it that these things always happen when all the shops are closed? Well, now you can do a DIY repair with Slime Tire Repair Kit.
BeesEelsAndPups 5 months ago
If the side-wall of your tire is punctured, it cannot be repaired. It is now a weak spot in the tire, and makes you vulnerable to a blowout.
#10
"Never try someone else’s rings" - Alarming-Divide3659
If soap and grease don't work, this first-aid grade ring cutter will surely do the trick! Otherwise, a saw perhaps?
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#11
"Glass baking dish exploded in the oven." - Baconsammyplsnobread
Never give up on your scalloped potato dreams!! Simply get a cast iron baking dish and try again.
#12
"Just got these shoes like 2 months ago. They were $145. Noticed it after bumper cars at an amusement park." - agatchel001
Your kicks will be forever grateful for some Pink Miracle Sneaker Cleaner in your arsenal.
#13
"Tried to make microwave popcorn but forgot to put the popcorn." - accidentalyoghurt
We thought it doesn't get much easier than microwave popcorn, but apparently, there is room for improvement! This microwave popcorn maker might just do the trick.
geezeronthehill 5 months ago
Hate microwave popcorn. Used to work at a popcorn stand, nothing to equal it.
#14
"Someone’s having a bad day" - No_Bookkeeper_731
These moisture-absorbing packets aren't just for keeping your shoes fresh in a box. They could save your electronics from certain doom!
#15
"Always check the coffee machine in your hotel room." - Cold_Impress_8336
If you ever wondered why hotel coffee tastes like trash, this. Just, this. So carry some coffee sticks with you just in case!
#16
"Facade wall contractors used a drill too long for the job." - Realteslafan
We think it might be time for a new contractor. And a drywall repair kit...
Geoffrey Scott 5 months ago (edited)
Before my retirement, I had just completed painting a classroom that had been neglected due to the newly retired teacher not wanting bright white walls. Walked in the next day to do touch-up, several holes in the wall (100 yr old building). Noticed in the adjoining room, a new pull down A/V screen had been installed. The IT tech who did it was tagged by me as "Happy Drillmore" . We both got a good laugh
#17
"Decided to boil some eggs while working from home…Needless to say I got a bit distracted with work… Water evaporated a lot faster than expected. What you see in the picture is a very much melted egg timer… I think this means I overcooked them. Luckily, fire alarm worked " - Old_Palpitation3846
Have you ever burnt breakfast while tackling those work emails? Don't let distractions turn your eggs into charcoal! The NobleEgg Egg Timer Pro is your kitchen's new best friend. This clever little gadget changes color to indicate when your eggs are perfectly cooked, so you can focus on work without worrying about overboiled breakfasts or smoky kitchens.
#18
"Staircase in my friend’s apartment block just collapsed " - shineyink
Don't let a crumbling staircase leave you stranded! Keep an emergency ladder handy for unexpected situations, ensuring a safe escape route even when the stairs are out of commission.
#19
"Decided to shave my head to give it a fresh start, turns out I have a bald spot. I’m female " - mookaroo
So first of all, loving the look. But we get it, a bald spot is on no one's Christmas wish list! So maybe try a good old-fashioned baseball cap for the next while?
#20
"5 bedbug bites after hotel stay: infestation home now likely?" - RanVash
The next logical step is to burn everything you own. But for the bug bites, there is an electronic bug bite relief tool.
#21
"Power went out in my entire neighborhood because of a drunk driver" - Nocap7346
Now, if only you stocked up on flashlights when your wife asked you the first 500 times...
GlitterPanda 5 months ago (edited)
The lengths BP is now going to in order to get us to look at shopping lists and click on affiliate links...shameful!
#22
"I didn’t think the suction cups were that strong on my forehead. I have work today. Is concealer my only hope? I regret this so much." - Able_Distribution209
We have so many questions. And most of them start with "why?" But alas, concealer is your only saving grace at this point.
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