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Someone Challenges People To Google ‘Florida Man’ Plus Their Birthday, Here Are 30 Hilarious Responses
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Do you believe that the stars determine your fate? I don't. But this internet challenge got me to rethink my beliefs. Even if for a little while. I just didn't want to miss out on the fun everyone's having on Twitter. And tumblr. And pretty much everywhere on the internet. People are googling the term "Florida Man" plus their birthday (the year is optional) and the news story or stories that show up in the results are what defines their future. Mine was "Squirrel attacks Florida man, rodent was raised by neighbor." Classic Florida man. Scroll down to check out what others got and tell us your fortune in the comments!
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Yikes! Happy birthday to me??? "Court records: Florida man who was arrested in Lakewood bludgeoned ex-wife's family with hammer"
January 4— Florida Man hits dad with pizza because he was mad he helped birth him. :D
How does he know it's the same cat? Outdoor cats don't usually live more than about 7 years...
Florida man saves dog, fends off aggressive coyote attack with coffee cup Florida man saves dog, fends off aggressive coyote attack with coffee cup Ben Pool took action to defend himself and his dog from what he says was an aggressive coyote attack in his Lake County, FL, neighborhood. (Source: WESH/CNN) February 24, 2019 at 1:12 AM EST - Updated February 24 at 1:12 AM
The 'Florida Man' meme became popular after someone created an entire Twitter account, dedicated solely to collecting news headline descriptions of bizarre domestic incidents involving a male subject residing in the state of Florida.
The @_FloridaMan Twitter feed was launched on January 26th, 2013 and the account received over 64,000 followers in just a month.
Now, the Florida Man even has his own subreddit with 443k subscribers. The meme is even entering popular culture. On February 2nd, 2015, filmmaker Sean Dunne released a documentary titled "Florida Man," which features interviews with eccentric residents of the wacky state. Moreover, on March 10th, 2015, the Orlando Sentinel reported that the Tampa-based craft brewery company Cigar City Brewing has launched a beer brand named "Florida Man Double IPA" in tribute to the meme, with the bottle packaging featuring a photoshopped image of Ricky Lee Kalichun's mugshot from @_FloridaMan's Twitter profile picture.
Preeeeetty sure the charges are actually obstructing traffic (or some such), the eating pancakes part is irrelevant to the charge and only an explanation of why he was stationary right there.
These are too funny. Mine is a guy flying down the interstate hanging onto the hood of the car. My daughter's is a guy making a beer run carrying his alligator. I had no idea Florida had so many squirrelly people!!
"February 3: Florida Man Who Had Sex With Dolphin Says It Seduced Him" uh what
And "Florida Man Drives His Ford F-150 Onto a Toyota Camry to Protect His Family" along with "Florida man accused of stalking Lana Del Rey arrested outside of concert, police say" damn people do crazy things on my birthday
lol nice!! Mine was already done for me, cuz my bday is August 22
Seems this "google" has become so popular, all it brings up for me now is stories about how great it is.
Florida Man Learns the Hard Way that He Stole Laxatives, Not Opioids
It should probably be [Learns the Soft Way...]
rattle snake carrying Florida man claims to be 'agent of God' : february 18
not my birthday but i found it too hilarious : Florida man beats ATM , says it gave too much cash.
At first, I thought the snake was carrying the man 😅😅😅
My birthday as well.
Mine too
Fantastic: Florida Man tried to pay for MacDonalds with a bag of weed!
December 17th like my mom!
Squirrel attacks Florida man, claims it was raised by neighbor
March 21? Happy belated birthday!
The Florida man was raised by neighbor?
the squirrel was raised by the neighbor
We have the same birthday!
I was curious as to what Florida Woman was up to: Florida woman arrested after pet spider monkey allegedly attacks Home Depot employees in two separate incidents.
Florida House Speaker Apologizes for Referring to Pregnant Women as ‘Host Bodies’ in Interview on Abortion
"Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving a "footmobile" " LOL what?
November 13th right? HAHAHAHA
Florida man throws cheeseburger at pregnant woman. Gets arrested.
I believe she was really fed up.
July 10: Florida man wasn’t drinking while driving, just at stop signs :D
"a police officer in Port St. Lucie, Florida, wound up eyeing more than he bargained for after pulled over an erratically-driven pickup truck...only to find the half-naked driver surrounded by sex paraphernalia and clad in underwear marked "Breathalyzer," with the phrase "Blow Me" near his genitals." Florida-ma...bf-png.jpg
Probably the weirdest
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Florida Man on Flakka Thinks He's Possessed, Strips Naked, Disrupts Traffic on I-95
Now I want to get the Florida Man Daily Desk Calendar!
Good idea for new business
September 19: Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yard work naked, police say it is legal. Woohoo!
I just like to imagine that all of these headlines are about the same man XD
30 december - ‘Florida man intentionally locks keys in car so cops can’t search it’
"Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with Miniature Horse on Multiple Occasions".
February 25 Watch: Florida man vapes semen
Florida man asks cops to test his meth. June 14
“Florida man texts “Soo sorry” after he rapes woman” WHAT THE FUCK FLORIDA MAN!?
Florida man arrested for kicking swans at Lake Eola while practicing karate
I can't find any of the actual stuff?? All I find is articles about the trend of people searching this up
September 5: "Florida Man Caught With Nearly 200 Illegal Lobsters."
"Florida man stole footlong sandwich in his pants" I don't even want to know
I'm starting to think the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is really from Florida.
May 21: Florida man beat woman with ‘stupid stick’.
August 19 : Police: Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoes
Missing zoo animals found in Florida man's apartment. June 6
Florida man arrested with two cans of fart spray
Florida Man rides Manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested.. Ooh poor manatee...
Florida man tries to chew off fingerprints to avoid police ID Varighet: 00:29 02.08.2015 It didn't work.
My science teacher doesn't have fingerprints, they were burned of because he didn't wear gloves during experiments
"Florida man arrested for throwing sausages at his mom" xD
Don't know if it was here, I got bored after a while, but here you go: February 25: Florida man vapes semen. ... ... XD
mine - 'Time traveling' Florida man crashes car into building'.
Great Scott
September 20th: Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yardwork naked 180920-nak...1966a1.jpg
April 14 Florida man pretending to be a cop tried pulling over two detectives
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(February 6) "Florida man tries to run over son who wouldn't take bath."
Naked Florida man burns himself while dancing in flames, chanting gibberish
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
I looked up my birthday June 5th Florida and it came up a man painted his house like the American flag. Gees
Florida Man Won’t Let Hurricane Get in the Way of Screaming “Dicks Out for Harambe” on Live TV Oct. 6
I laughed too hard on this one
"Florida Man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators" What the hell?
With bite marks to prove it, Florida man catches Burmese python measuring 17 feet, 5 inches cool haha
August 24: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
February 12: Florida man throws burrito in woman’s face, cops say. And this has happened before. (FYI: it was a Taco Bell burrito) Screen-Sho...4e-png.jpg
May 12 - Naked man on drugs falsely claimed he planted bomb in Daytona Beach airport
Florida man accused of killing teen daughter, niece to be extradited to Virginia(I dunno , did I type it wrong in google?)
Mine is pretty tame "Florida man bites Police Officer"
March 24 ---> "Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection"
June 1- Florida man flashing cash on face book live interrupted by police
ME TOO!! June 1!!!
i am so sad. i tried googling florida man august 25 and nothing showed up. :(
Never fear, I found yours! "A man thought female drivers are 'incompetent' - so he them while driving" Idk if they are FL men, but its something!
Same for Nov 3rd
Nov 9 neither :))
Same. Nothing showed up.
Florida man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn't part of the act - August 23 Wtf is happening to society 😂
hahah mine Is 'florid man wanted to prove independence to his mom so he tried to rob a gas station police say'
March 2009 Florida man, former cop's 'dying for 25 years' claim stalls child sex abuse trial for decades
I got this one: https://www.wrdw.com/content/news/WATCH--Florida-man-jumps-into-crocodile-pit-gets-bit-jumps-out-claims-held-captive-499928661.html
August 21: Florida man pretends to be a middle school student to join youth football league. what
I got "Florida man attacks sheriff's deputies with samurai sword"
"Florida Man chugges a beer after being pulled over for a suspicion of drunk driving." I seriously dont get florida men anymore. 😂
June 13th Florida Man Asks Police To Test His Illegal Drugs.
Florida man mails pipe bombs to trump. (Oct.26)
November 24: Florida man gets attacked by a crazy squirrel 'gone nuts'. It was raised by his neighbour. What.
March 21? Happy belated birthday!
Not feeling to great about Oct 28th FloridaMan...81-png.jpg
December 24: 'Time traveling’ Florida man crashes car into building
January 16th: "Florida man found in his underwear rolling around parking lot" XD
nothing for me :(
Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand. Florida man used dirty pool to baptize boy. Florida Woman Bit Off Babysitter’s Lip During Fight Over Crying Child. Florida man on ‘Molly’ chased ghosts with machete, endangered kids. Florida Man Says Cops Mistook Krispy Kreme Doughnut Glaze for Meth and Arrested Him. July 29 was a crazy day for Florida.
JULY 18TH: Florida man's murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon, police say. Alan Abrahamson age 71.
Florida man tries to kiss venomous snake, gets bitten
May 21 st- Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from Hmm, sex education in the United States sounds whacky...
May 14: Milton, FL man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby's paternity
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/01/24/trump-will-handle-this-florida-man-tried-force-iraqi-family-out-his-neighborhood-police-say/
Florida man caught trying to steal ice cream truck
Florida man shot after refusing shot - october 12
Forida man shot after refusing shot-october 12
Florida man accused of killing teen daughter, niece to be extradited to Virginia
florida man november 20: Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse
oct 4th: Naked Gun: Police say nude, drunk Florida man fired weapons. Florida woman gets 12 years for poisoning baby with Tylenol. Okay then...
May 17- Florida man attacked by 'crazy squirrel' gone nuts. Apparently the squirrel was raised but their neighbor
I did it. It's wonderful: October 3 Florida: Man offered $200K to buy 8-year-old girl from mother at Walmart, police say.
That's awful!
Mine is florida man is arrested after he steals after a job interview-december 5th
Florida man faked his murder using a gun and a weather balloon :D
Oh yeah, I heard he was inspired by that episode of CSI - fellow commits suicide by handgun, makes it look like murder bc he has a helium balloon carry the gun away. It's kind of brilliant.
February 5th: Florida man arrested after threatening to kidnap Lana Del Rey at Orlando concert. Wow, just wow.
October 7 "Florida man pleads guilty to mailing bombs to Trump foes" Lolol
I am never going to Florida XD (MOTHER: FLORIDA MAN IN CROCODILE PIT COULD LOSE FOOT, BLAMES DRUGS FOR INCIDENT)
Florida man attacked by a crazy squirrel gone nuts.
March 21? Happy belated birthday!
Florida man drops stolen TV from getaway scooter!
FLORIDA MAN IN CROCODILE PIT COULD LOSE FOOT, BLAMES DRUGS FOR INCIDENT
"Cops: Drunk Driver Wore Novelty Undies | The Smoking Gun" for april 17 So random xD
November 10 - Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
June 10: Florida man arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza
Florida man’s murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon, police say
Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911 (march 15)
September 15: Florida man suspected for smelling a woman's feet at a library. Somebody has a foot fetish.
On April 18 a man was also accused of making 97 million robocalls
July 22nd: Attempts To Rob Dunkin Doughnuts By Turning Off Power, Fails When He Realizes Safes Do Not Run On Electricity
September 4: Florida man ends argument with chainsaw streak.
"June 24: Florida Man kills his 74-year-old grandmother in her nudist colony" WhAt DoEs ThIs MeAn
SEPTEMBER 6 nude florida man starts house fire while baking cookies
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june 2: florida man throws cheeseburger at pregnant woman.
October 27: Florida man charged after 14 pipe bombs sent to Trump critics. Ok then...
Florida Man steals vending machine November 16
florida man claims to see cats and alligators before being arrested for murder
august 19 florida man burns raccoon over eating mangoes
I got nothing. .-.
January 3: Florida Man Asks Wife and Friend For a Threesome Then Swings His Bat At Them . Source: https://www.tampacriminallawyer-blog.com/florida-man-asks-wife-and-friend-for-a-threesome-then-swings-his-bat-at-them/
September 13, 2018 FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — A man has been sentenced to 92 years in prison for a series of violent crimes in South Florida. A judge in Fort Lauderdale sentenced 23-year-old De Andre Smith Thursday after a jury found him guilty on eight federal charges in July. According to court records, Smith beat an IT technician with a firearm last December. The victim’s eye was amputated shortly afterward. Eight days later, authorities say Smith robbed a vehicle at gunpoint in Fort Lauderdale then drove to nearby Davie, where he robbed two restaurants. Surveillance video obtained by local news outlets shows a masked man jumping over the counter while pointing a firearm at employees and then fleeing with cash.
"Sleeping man stuck on Florida draw bridge as it rises" for June 27
I got "Florida man steals vending machine"
Florida man shot and killed over parking space. Gray Hall reports during Action News at 9 a.m. on July 21, 2018.
A man died for his 3 yr old grandson on Father's Day by rattlesnake
Florida man stands in fire chanting gibberish. Sums up my personality completely 😂 🔥🔥😈🔥🔥
My BF: Florida man stages suicide with 'CSI: Las Vegas' balloon scheme to make it appear as a murder, cops say (July 18) Me: Florida man finds 11-foot alligator swimming in his pool (March 31)
Lucia B... easy
July 23rd Florida man bites his brothers penis off after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket
APRIL 17--A Florida Man arrested early Thursday on a drunk driving charge was in his underwear behind the wheel, according to cops who noted that the suspect’s drawers were imprinted with the word “breathalyzer” and the phrase “blow here,” which was “near his genitals.”
Florida man arrested after trying to pay for fast food in drive thru with weed.
March 28 - Florida man tells jury he dismembered dad's body, fearing blame for death
Well: "Four cross-dressing bandits convicted for jewelry store heists" Cool huh? :D
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Mine was just about this challenge, first one not about the challenge was Florida man accused of killing his teenage daughter and niece
August 2: I got "Florida man ‘upskirts’ woman at Burlington Walmart", Honestly, i don't get it.
upskirts = to pull up skirt
"Florida man throws pizza slice at his mom during argument, deputies say," 10News February 19, 2019 https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-throws-pizza-slice-at-his-mom-during-argument-deputies-say/67-01e8e6f4-f109-4cad-a6a5-6360cd59e343
"Florida man accused of cutting off penis of ex-girlfriend's boyfriend" ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oct 19
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