30 Jokes About Not Having Enough Money That Hit A Little Too Close To Home

What an inspiration!

Your response is very witty..

Money buys survival. Try being happy when you're starving to death in the middle of the street. "Nobody wants to work anymore". NO! We never WANTED to work. We work because dying of poverty is the ONLY other alternative for most of us.

So sick of this one. Yeah, money can buy happiness.

You don't always need money to be happy, but having money does make it easier. When you don't have to worry about you basic necessities like food, you have room for happiness.

I'm sure a rich person said "money doesn't buy happiness" to keep the rest of us "enjoying " poverty. The way I see it, if life's a b***h then why do the rich keep living?

Since when did it become mandatory for work to be "fun." It's called work because in most cases it isn't.

Money does buy happiness, absolute b******t from the idiot that started this.

Being broke gives me the motivation to actually cook my food and use the "emergency" rice.

"If money can't buy me happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it." -- Weird Al Yankovic

This is hard true

I'd never buy one tire (unless I had one ruined by a puncture). It's always better to buy two at a time otherwise the wear is unbalanced and they don't last as long. It really sucks if you can't afford to do that :(

We didn't need science to tell us that LOL I already know I'm stressed!

"If you're poor, just make money! smh"

This is a catch 22 for the banks though. They've come under fire for lending too much, too easily to people who can't service the loans (or at least have difficulty doing so). So refusing to lend people money if they'd struggle to pay it off is actually them being *more* ethical. So refuse to lend, they're bastards for refusing. Merrily lend, they're bastards for foreclosing on people when they can't pay. The killer is, as it's always been saving that damned deposit. The biggest problem is inflation has made the deposit so big it's almost unachievable :(

Ugh, the censorship 🙄

I have always wanted to win an appliance. I like getting useful gifts. Ironically, when I enter a raffle or a lucky draw, I usually win something I can't use myself. So far, I have won a cd from famous artists who I don't even like, so many dolls, a photo album of japanese boy bands whose name I don't even know, a bicycle that is far too small for me, a woman blouse (I am a man) and other things I can't quite remember. The most useful thing I have ever won is an electric kettle.

I've never even been to Starbucks. Why am I still poor 🙃

I’ve been doing this all summer!

At least I can starve and freeze to death with a roof over my head 👍

Big facts here.

Why do they need to be replaced!? And there’s enough people here already, more than enough in fact

Very kind on the cashier's part :)

Don't mind me just manifesting some money!

Federal minimum wage in my country is USD $15 an hr. Average monthly rent here is USD $1,575. It really amazes my why anyone would want to migrate to the US.

Is that even possible though? There's just something about seeing a lounge, or dinner table or whatever sitting on the curb that screams "you should check that out" no matter how well off you are.

Imagine having enough for a savings account

It's the water bill for me. For some reason the city only bills us quarterly for water and that means an automatic $150+ bill every three months. I don't know why they do this. They don't know why they do this, but it just is how they do this.

Inside leads to online spending. I need to be outside, but not in public.

I never sign up for anything that asks for my bank account details, for this very reason.

I lady I worked with was blown away when I cheerfully said I had enough money for the week and it was 7 dollars. My bills were paid and I had food so I was golden

I've broken my body, never complained, never took time off when my back and knees hurt so bad I could barely walk so I'd seem like a dedicated employee only to have them hassle me when I needed a couple extra days after my dad died. 19 years at that company and I knew I had to get out of there. Take care of yourself. Work your scheduled hours, go home and have a life. Companies don't care about you no matter what BS they try and sell you. Self employed now - broke - but happy in what I do.

"If I sleep through the weekend, that's two whole days I do not have to worry about food, electricity, water, etc.."

Who needs a PS5? Not to brag but my computer has this awesome game called "FreeCell" It's like cards....but not cards -awesome!

Not true.. Poverty costs your entire fortune. :-)

I think I need to be reborn.

Kids with a playground in their backyard, or a tree house.

My niece dating now--"you have the WHOLE basement to yourself....hey boy haaayyy"