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Art history can be an incredibly complicated topic and a really tough nut to crack for anyone who hasn’t spent years upon years learning the various intricacies and subtleties needed to master the subject.

Luckily for all art lovers who just haven’t got the time to understand all the ins and outs of art history, the internet has provided some hilarious and easy-to-grasp tips on how to recognize the work of famous painters. Here is a list of the funniest and most accurate advice, so that you can impress your friends and family the next time you go to a museum or want to talk about something impressive at the dinner table. Scroll down, upvote your favorites, and leave us a comment with your views about art, classical paintings and what you thought of these tips.

#1

If Everyone – Including The Women – Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck

If Everyone – Including The Women – Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck

Jan van Eyck

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    If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali

    If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali

    Salvador Dalí

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    If Everyone Looks Like Hobos Illuminated Only By A Dim Streetlamp, It’s Rembrandt

    If Everyone Looks Like Hobos Illuminated Only By A Dim Streetlamp, It’s Rembrandt

    Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn

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    Chancey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This description is priceless!!!! LMAO

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    The person behind most of the art tips is Redditor DontTacoBoutIt. Unfortunately, their account now appears to be dead, but Bored Panda tried reaching out to them for an interview nonetheless. The tips have seen widespread success online, with over 8,800 upvotes and more than 1.17 million views on Imgur.

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    The Redditor’s explanations about how well-known artists can be recognized at a single glance are as informative as they are blunt and funny. For example, you can know almost for sure that a painting was done by Peter Paul Rubens if everyone’s naked and they all have very large derrières (‘butts’, the word means ‘butts’). And if everyone in a painting looks a bit like Russia’s leader Vladimir Putin, then you can bet your hat that it’s probably Jan van Eyck’s work.

    #4

    If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But Also Have A Ton Of Crazy Bulls#%t, It’s Bosch

    If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But Also Have A Ton Of Crazy Bulls#%t, It’s Bosch

    Hieronymus Bosch

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    #5

    If Everybody Has Some Sort Of Body Malfunction, Then It’s Picasso

    If Everybody Has Some Sort Of Body Malfunction, Then It’s Picasso

    Pablo Ruiz Picasso 

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    Gabi X.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one is literally a dickface

    Peko
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's a painting of his mistress. Make of that what you will.

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    Petra Hagenreiner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not really true. He changed his style over the years. As a teen/young man he used to paint realistic pictures For example: https://images.app.goo.gl/MhAQsG8JybfcubM59

    Ina O
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But remember that Picasso during BLUE PERIOD his paintings were totally different.

    Ed Souza
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know taste is subjective... but damn, I don't know why anyone would like these paintings.

    Dianna
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second one has tongues coming out of her eyes.

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    Joseph rick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picasso the child prodigy could by the age of 7 draw anything to absolute super realism photographic like a lot of todays art. What he's doing here is revolutionary a myriad of things he's experimenting with away from ultra realism. For instance the split 2D images are 3d representations and the use of a straight line with juxtaposed curves all contributing to his greatest gift to the creative and thinking world and with the human shape in particular but all shapes, reducing them down to their barest essential elements... and if you know anything at all about all the creative elements of our existence on this planet you would know/recognise this in an instance.

    onize osho
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I under stand all that but for me, a lot of Picasso's paintings aren't aesthetically pleasing. I do know he was trying to make a political point with some though.

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    Michelle Evans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh...the second one has Nolan written on it

    BINI
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hm. I like it, Picasso.”

    Tyler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    picasso also made a bunch of paintings that were more anatomically correct

    Pam Akers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You nailed it regarding description.

    Michelle Evans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is J Nolan written on the middle one

    Claire Armstrong
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is going on with that last one pml! Also, where's Todd 😉🦇

    Caroline Driver
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but google his earliest work, like when he was 14, and you'll see he could draw and paint 'normally' brilliantly. So his drawing like this was a concious choice. https://mymodernmet.com/picasso-early-work/

    Clarsa McElhaney
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to think of them as calico people.

    Yehudit Hannah Cohn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what about his work that doesn't include people?

    Lyop
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha @ body malfunction!!

    Eric Rogers
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh my favorite painting ever, "D**k Chin".

    Tammy Ralph
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can these even be considered art?

    Annette Rainbow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he paints like that because he can't draw hehehe

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    #6

    Lord Of The Rings Landscapes With Weird Blue Mist And The Same Wavy-Haired Aristocratic-Nose Madonna, It’s Da Vinci

    Lord Of The Rings Landscapes With Weird Blue Mist And The Same Wavy-Haired Aristocratic-Nose Madonna, It’s Da Vinci

    Leonardo da Vinci

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    My O My
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little boy on her lap looks so bored

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    So you can show off to your pals even more at your next soirée, here are some more facts to drop about Rubens and van Eyck (besides talking about butts and Putin of course).

    A Flemish painter born sometime around 1380-1390, van Eyck is known as one of the early innovators of Early Netherlandish painting and one of the most important representatives of what’s known as Early Northern Renaissance art. As a master painter, he was employed by John III the Pitiless, the ruler of Holland and Hainaut, as well as Philip the Good, the Duke of Burgundy. Van Eyck wasn’t just a painter, he also acted as a diplomat for Philip. 

    #7

    If You See A Ballerina, It’s Degas

    If You See A Ballerina, It’s Degas

    Edgar Degas

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    #8

    Dappled Light And Unhappy Party-Time People, Then It’s Manet

    Dappled Light And Unhappy Party-Time People, Then It’s Manet

    Édouard Manet 

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be unhappy too if I was trying to sit on the bench and enjoy my alone time and some random guy started hitting on me

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    #9

    If Everyone Is Beautiful, Naked, And Stacked, It’s Michelangelo

    If Everyone Is Beautiful, Naked, And Stacked, It’s Michelangelo

    Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why my comment was down voted? I'm a queer woman myself, queer is a perfectly normal academic word to use (there's queer studies, queer literature studies, queer film studies). Queer is simply an umbrella term like the LGBT, only queer encompasses only sexualities while LGBT encompasses gender identities as well. I'm a queer woman and I'm attracted to women. Michelangelo was a queer man and he was attracted to men. The reason I don't use the word homosexual is because he never specified his sexuality and I don't feel comfortable assigning a specific sexuality for someone unless they have specified it themselves. Hopefully this clears it up for some of you 😊

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    Meanwhile, Rubens (who was also a Flemish painter) was born in 1577 and is thought to be the most influential artist of the Flemish Baroque tradition. Rubens was a specialist in making portraits, landscapes, altarpieces, and history paintings of mythological and allegorical subjects. Rubens was also a scholar and a diplomat who was knighted by Philip IV of Spain and Charles I of England.

    #10

    Dappled Light And Happy Party-Time People, It’s Renoir

    Dappled Light And Happy Party-Time People, It’s Renoir

    Pierre-Auguste Renoir

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    M Dream
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manet, after some glasses of wine

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    #11

    Dappled Light But No Figures, It’s Monet

    Dappled Light But No Figures, It’s Monet

    Claude Monet 

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    If The Images Have A Dark Background And Everyone Has Tortured Expressions On Their Faces, It’s Titian

    If The Images Have A Dark Background And Everyone Has Tortured Expressions On Their Faces, It’s Titian

    Tiziano Vecelli

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    #13

    Excel Sheet With Coloured Squares, It’s Mondrian

    Excel Sheet With Coloured Squares, It’s Mondrian

    Piet Mondrian

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    Greg Hoggarth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being able to come up with something so simple to execute as this and convincing everyone it is great art worth lots of money.

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    #14

    If The Paintings Have Tons Of Little People In Them But Otherwise Seem Normal, It’s Bruegel

    If The Paintings Have Tons Of Little People In Them But Otherwise Seem Normal, It’s Bruegel

    Pieter Bruegel the Elder

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    Jenn Unicorn Popping
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... little naked people is Bosch, little clothed people is Bruegel, got it!!!

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    #15

    If All The Men Look Like Cow-Eyed Curly-Haired Women, It’s Caravaggio

    If All The Men Look Like Cow-Eyed Curly-Haired Women, It’s Caravaggio

    Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These descriptions are spot-on. :D

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    #16

    If Everyone In The Paintings Has Enormous Asses, Then It’s Rubens

    If Everyone In The Paintings Has Enormous Asses, Then It’s Rubens

    Sir Peter Paul Rubens

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    natie marie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What butts have you seen? These are normal to small sized butts.

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    #17

    If Every Painting Is The Face Of A Uni-Browed Woman, It’s Frida

    If Every Painting Is The Face Of A Uni-Browed Woman, It’s Frida

    Frida Kahlo

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    Molly A. Block
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Description forgot to add that there must be monkeys present, and shadow mustaches.

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    #18

    If Everything Is Highly-Contrasted And Sharp, Sort Of Bluish, And Everyone Has Gaunt Bearded Faces, It’s El Greco

    If Everything Is Highly-Contrasted And Sharp, Sort Of Bluish, And Everyone Has Gaunt Bearded Faces, It’s El Greco

    Doménikos Theotokópoulos - El Greco ("The Greek")

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    Molly A. Block
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention very long fingers and manicured finger nails.

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    #19

    If The Painting Could Easily Have A Few Chubby Cupids Or Sheep Added (Or Already Has Them), It’s Boucher

    If The Painting Could Easily Have A Few Chubby Cupids Or Sheep Added (Or Already Has Them), It’s Boucher

    François Boucher

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    Mimi M
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew all of these except for Boucher. And yeah, the writer is accurate. Handy dandy, indeed.

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