30 Facts That People Found Out Were False Way Too Late In Life, As Shared In This Online Community
When children are little and misbehave, parents often come up with little lies to make children do as they say. Or some parents have a twisted sense of humor and think that it’s funny their kids believe every ridiculous thing they say because their little ones haven’t developed critical thinking yet.
Most often kids are good at figuring out that something their parents told them was not necessarily true, but the problem is that this knowledge doesn’t come from the parents themselves, so it could be that their children still believe the nonsense they fed them.
It happens more often than you think, plus as children we have our own understanding of things that are not true but, in the eyes of a kid, seem logical. People shared what were some of the ridiculous beliefs they had for way too long, answering Johnnyboi1322's question.
Do you relate to any of them? What are some of the facts that you believed for embarrassingly too long? Let us know in the comments!
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That adults are mature people
Biggest disappointment of my life. I hated being a child and couldn't wait to grow up and live among adults. Time felt like it was standing still and I felt like being tortured every day, but I kept dreaming of the time when I won't have to deal with childish s### anymore. Had a short time when I started uni when I was ecstatic, finally, the time is now, adult world! Then shortly I had to learn that if there's one actual adult among a hundred, that's a great result.
That your parents or really any other adult had any idea what they were doing...Its easy to think as a kid/young person that 18, 25, 40 year old people have to have figured this s**t out and then you get that age yourself and you gotta look around and realize people are just make this up as they go
"In seeing the situation that has happened in a recent gaming group discussion... that statement would be a lie."
That politicians had our best interests at heart because we elected them to do so.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S SO FUNNY! Tell me another one? Like how Trump never lies? *snort* ahhh that one's funny
Years ago we were vacationing in Italy (during the Lewinsky White House years). We were dining with some new Italian friends and the subject of politics came up. The Italians felt that Americans in general were very naive in expecting their politicians to tell the truth. They said that Italians elect their leaders knowing that they were lying philanderers and that everybody was happier for it.
That quicksand and the Bermuda Triangle would be huge threats in your day to day adult life.
I cried myself to sleep more than a coupe of nights thinking about killer bees.
I lived by a river as a kid and we were always searching for quicksand. Never found any. Real disappointment.
According to the picture, you should also look out for flying carpets that will cut off your feet
Work hard and employers will look out for you.
Yes, I still work hard and do my job. And yes, there are good employers. Broad stroke statements don't truly work.
"Build loyalty at a company and you'll earn job security." Pfft
This applies to every job I've ever had except my current one. I feel so lucky to have found it and that's honestly kind of sad.
I've worked hard and I do feel my employer has noticed. I've been able to move to a position that I wanted. I have no maintenance experience but my company let me move from production to learn how to fix industrial machinery and refrigeration skid. Satisfying work and better pay than production.
When I was a kid, my mom always told me that all the nutrition in bread is in the crust, so she wouldn't have to keep cutting it off. Found out that wasn't true when I was 20, after bringing it up to some friends. I still get s**t for that.
Growing up with delicious European bread, there was never the question of not eating the crust. But I have a question for crust cutting parents. Do you eat the crust yourself or does it get thrown away?
Load More Replies...I was fooled into believing crusts gave you curly hair, backfired on my mum though cos I told her I didn't like or want curly hair so therefore wouldn't eat crust. 😅
Until I was old enough to bake bread, I thought that the crust was made of something different than the soft part.
The crust has higher levels of the carcinogenic chemical acrylamide so actually does more harm than good. The less baked, toasted or cooked the lower the levels. However the levels in regular bread crust are fairly minimal.
That is true, but at the same time, it has higher levels of pronyl-lysine, an anti-oxidant that helps prevent cancer.
Load More Replies...My mom's mother told her eating her crusts would give her curly hair. She bought it and fully believed it her whole life, then told me the same thing. As a kindergartner I informed my mom that the only thing that made crust different from the rest of the bread was it was hotter longer in the oven, because I saw how it was made on tv. Mom thought about it logically and was hurt her mom had lied. I feel kinda bad about it
My husband was 30 when I had to explain to him that the short ends of the bread are not poisonous. Food waste drives me crazy and I threw a fit over him throwing the ends away. Decades later and he still won't eat them, but at least he saves them for me. The romance lives on.
My grandad loved dark chocolates. He always told my dad that dark chocolate is poisonous to children so he wouldn't take any. Trouble is, he never corrected him.
So, when my dad was 23 and at a friend's house, their toddler got hold of an after eight.
Cue my dad leaping from the couch, shouting "NO" and slapping the chocolate out of the toddler's hand.
I remember being about 4 and finding baker's chocolate in a kitchen cabinet. What a cruel trick.
I loooooved chocolate milk when I was a kid. One time we ran out of the syrup and I found cocoa powder. Nope! Just brown chalky milk.
Load More Replies...These kind of stories always get me. I understand believing something as a child, but how the F do people make it to their mid 20s still believing things like that? Logic should have taken over by then. Reminds me of the poop knife story.
I would love to see his face after it was explained to him! I think we have all had these moments. One of those moments where your blind faith is so obviously flawed, but at least you can have a good laugh and a story.
Okay this is kinda funny. Them parents of that toddler what probably flipping out like wtf man what your problem. An him telling them and they all laugh or he don't laugh and there trying to tell him all about it. Poor guy
It actually is. But they'd probably have several pounds in one sitting.
Touching a baby bird will make the mother abandon them
yeah, those little guys are delicate and the nests are full of mites and can have nasty microbes.
Load More Replies...Not sure about birds, but in some species this is true. Even in the species of animals that don't care about human smell, if they see someone hanging around their child for too long, they'll assume it was eaten or killed. So, that's kind of true
It's very true, but I don't think birds rely on scent as much as any other animal. I think this applies more to mammals or others. If you find a baby bird, then find the nest or the mama :)
Load More Replies...Kind of cruel but that should teach the kid not to keep touching baby bird unless they want to ends up as orphan.
Me too and the alot of people still believe this, infact I literally just found out this isn't the case only 2 days ago.
Off topic, but that looks like a baby Turkey, which doesn’t belong in that nest.
I used to think that eating cold turkey somehow helped people quit smoking.
I mean it doesn’t hurt 😂 love me some cold turkey
Load More Replies...That term started because of the cold skin and goosebumps associated with heroin withdrawal.
Turkey is high in the amino acid tryptophan. Tryptophan can ease cravings. To eat enough turkey to quell cravings will make you sleepy from fullness. You can't smoke if you're already asleep 😉
I had no clue that pickles and cucumbers were the same thing. I went to grow my first garden and commented that you can't find pickle seeds anywhere. /Facepalm
Not that dumb question. While both are from same specie, the pickled cucumbers and salad cucumbers are different varities and you do need different seeds.
I dunno... I mean they are the same species, but when I grow pickles in the garden vs. cucumbers, they have different internal densities, sizes, and skin textures are very different... I actually buy "pickle seeds" vs. "cucumber seeds" so maybe there is a little truth to thinking they are not the same.
Well... Pickles are made from gherkins... A different variety from the cucumber family... So it's not completely wrong
A pickle is a food that has been preserved in a vinegar solution or naturally fermented with a salt brine. Food items for pickling include vegetables—namely cucumbers—fruits, such as strawberries and rhubarb, and specific proteins, like eggs. A pickle most commonly refers to a pickled cucumber, particularly a Cucumis sativus cucumber. A gherkin is a pickled baby cucumber. The name “gherkin” comes from the Dutch word “gurken,” which means small pickled cucumber. Gherkins, also known as baby pickles or miniature cucumbers, are usually one to two inches long.
Load More Replies...In German it's salad cucumber and vinegar cucumber. But the last one just was cucumber in my family so my first cucumber salad made me question everything. @_@
College will guarantee you a good paying job
Apparently daddies made of sugar are best for this?? Still confused on that.
Load More Replies...I was told it would. Lots of places. Everyone will want my skills. Nope.
Load More Replies...Well, it did for me. And for many others. This statement is neither entirely true, nor entirely false.
It says "guarantee." If it's not always true, it's not guaranteed.
Load More Replies...I have a degree. I have an extremely successful career - in a subject completely unrelated to the degree. Because, it turns out 18 year old me really did not know what she would be great at or enjoy doing for a long term career. I think WAY too much pressure is picked on people to choose something and study young, getting into a huge amount of debt in the process. I absolutely agree that training and education opens doors - but you can train on a job, you can study part time and you can study at any age too. The idea that going to uni straight out of school/college is the best way to secure your future is wrong. The key to a great future is to appreciate learning, in many ways, in many settings, and to continue with it throughout your career.
That spiders have big territories, so if your father eliminated the ENORMOUS spider in your room it was safe to go to bed, because there would be no other spiders in the WHOLE house.
Me who lives on the 4th floor and sees spiders all the time
Load More Replies...Well, maybe the territories thing is true. You see, there is only ONE spider king in a house, the other are just peasants.
I could really have used this with my oldest child when she was a kid.
Being cold gives you a cold
You do need germs for that, but I think your body wasting extra energy to keep you warm doesn't exactly help your immune system fight them off. And hypothermia and frostbite can still mess you up without giving you a "cold".
I agree. Even people who think/thought getting "chilled" could give you a cold probably knew that it didn't literally CAUSE the cold (once we knew about germs). But I have gotten sick a couple of times when I knew I wouldn't have due to having been extremely stressed (or I wouldn't have been AS sick, anyway), and I don't see why getting really chilled couldn't have the same effect.
Load More Replies...Being cold won't magically give you a cold if you haven't been exposed to the cold virus, but if you have the cold virus in your system and then tank your body temperature for an extended period, all of a sudden your body is going to be spending a whole lot less energy fueling your immune system and a whole lot more energy just trying to keep you from freezing. Literally every single time I get so cold during the night that it wakes me up, by morning I have a cold. The cold didn't give me a cold, but it did provide the opening for an opportunistic virus to take hold.
True. And in winter, we are all gathered inseide without open windows for long periods of time, so its easier to spread germs
Load More Replies...Finally someone else who knows the cold doesn't cause a cold. Sadly so many adults still believe that.
At least with me it's true. I get a cold from being cold. I also get a sore throat for snoring of with wet hair for just half an hour. @_@
I actually have gotten sick many times after getting very chilled, so it's easy to see why people would think this.
True Paul. While being exposed to cold temperatures will not give you a viral or bacterial respiratory infection, it can definitely irritate the airways. This in turn can cause coughing, sneezing, and mucus production.
Load More Replies...For me, cold air and dry throat (mouth open while sleeping) often result in a cold. I was used to sleep in cold rooms in winter and would have 3-4 colds per season. Since I started sleeping in warmer rooms (not too warm) and wearing roll neck tops to bed, I rarely have any.
That your blood is blue inside your body and it only turns red when it’s oxygenated. I only learnt last year that it’s a myth. God, how stupid I feel ever thinking that was real.
I don't understand why people ever believed this. Im baffled by the comments here.
My only guess is they were originally told by someone they trusted so they didn't question it. I believed it myself for a few years.
Load More Replies...textbooks in grade school (and even some college books!) constantly depict blood acting this way so I can't blame most people for not knowing this one
I remember a primary school teacher telling us this. I went home and told my parents and they were like "That doesn't sound right" hahaha.
I was told by my GYM teacher, so of course I believed him
Load More Replies...To be fair I was taught this in grade school and high school biology. That there was no oxygen in the blood as it returned to the heart (where it would get fresh oxygen and turn red again). This was in the 80’s. BTW It wasn’t until 1959 that they figured out that sperm carried the chromosomes that determine babies sex, not the egg. So cut us old-timers some slack! 😂
Yeah I always heard that, never made sense to me though knowing there's oxygen in your blood lol
I thought the blood heading back towards your heart turned blue because your veins are blue.
Load More Replies...It's not as clear cut as that. There is a visible difference between arterial and venous blood, but it's not red/blue.
Yes, venous (deoxygenated blood) has a darker colour. This is also how first aids can roughly tell what blood vessels the patient injured based on the look of blood and bleeding pattern.
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That the black market was an actual market you could go to. I thought it was in Egypt or something. And would have black coloured stalls and sell crazy stuff.
Well, yeah. In Egypt you can only find German beer steins at the Black Market! And Target, sometimes.
Load More Replies...Black market lookout: "The cops are coming!" *everybody frantically collapses trestle tables.*
The black market only sells things that fit in a suitcase. 😉
Load More Replies...I envisioned a poorly lit underground shopping mall, with secret entrances.
I always thought it as a flea market in some dark alley
Load More Replies...I've been to the black market before. His name was Todd and it was mostly fake Viagra and illegal ferrets.
Just pictured a small, shady group of ferrets drinking beer and smoking.
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Swallowing a bubble gum would remain forever in your stomach
if your parents said taht one they were twist-ed
Load More Replies...Yeah, the gum somehow had a timer and your stomach could tell it from other objects that it would let pass. But not the gum! You stay!
Load More Replies...This is right next to the watermelon seed that would sprout in your stomach . . .
My parents would tell me that it would pile up in my stomach because your stomach couldn't break down rubber
I used to wonder too as to why parents gave us flavoured ‘rubber’ that’s indigestible anyways 😂 then tell us not to swallow it!?
Load More Replies...I swallowed gum at an early age, hoping to blow bubbles from my ar*e when I farted. I was very disappointed
I heard it would take 7 years to pass through your intestines. A gym teacher made me swallow mine in class, and I cried
Now if you swallow large amounts of hair it will stay in your digestive system and can clog it. I believe it would have to be a ridiculous amount though.
That women have 1 more rib than men.
I spent 10 years being fed that this was true by the church because 'Adam gave his rib to Eve so she could bear children'.
I looked really stupid in anatomy class.
The rib thing is the result of bad translation. Eve was actually made from Adam's "side". It can be read to mean that the original human was genderless, and was split into two parts to make male and female.
That's interesting! I never heard either version. In my language it's translated as God making Eve from one of Adam's ribs. Like in he took a rib and made her body out of it.
Load More Replies...Even if Adam gave a rib... why would this loss be inherited by his progeny? That's not how genes work.
I thought men had one less rib, and the Adam's rub story was made up to explain it DOY!!!
You'd be surprised how many people still believe that trope. Also how many people think Jesus spoke English.
When I was younger I believed that in different countries a version of myself was there.
Ex* in France there would be a French version of myself living a regular life
I mean... the multiverse is real, so this is a possibility /j
apparently we all have at least one twin somewhere, and they don't have to be very far. When I lived in one area of the city, I kept getting people from other schools coming up to me asking if I'm someone named "Ashley" (I'm not an Ashley) and when I'd tell them no, they're mistaking me with someone they'd insist I was that person because I apparently looked exactly like this girl. This went on for a few years with different people at different schools telling me they swear I was that girl and how much of a nasty person she was. I've never seen her, myself, but I hear doppelgangers are supposed to be your evil versions of yourself and if you look them in the face you just die right then and there. So maybe it's a good thing I never came across with her. I had a friend say she swore she saw her boyfriend at a bus stop across the street but he was sleeping in bed. My mom has seen someone who looked exactly like my daughter.
If this were true we would all be evil. If we all have a twin, they would be our evil twin and we would be theirs. Sounds kinda haunting.
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That camels store water in their humps
They don't fill up like jugs, but I'm pretty sure the extra moisture stored in all that tissue might have something to do with them being able to go extended lengths of time without water.
They store fat in those humps which is even better than storing water cause for every 1 ml of fat you metabolize you get more than one ml of water. Check it out if you don't believe me but there are even desert animal that survive without water by processing a highly fatty diet and produce their own water inside their body.
Load More Replies...As little kid I thought our butt cheeks were filled with our poop. That's where it was stored.
When I was a kid I thought zig zag rolling papers were little bibles, cause the dude on the front looked like Jesus to me.
I thought the paper was the same material cos it kinda looked similar as a kid 😂 smoking my first joint was an experience and a half 😂
True story. When I smoked, I used to smoke roll ups. One day I ran out of papers, so I got some glue from my youngest brother's stamp collection and used the pages of one of those bibles with very thin pages. Worked a treat. I replaced my brother's glue
Me too. I worried i was inhaling the ink but then i just accepted it since who knows what chemicals are in the weed anyway.
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A blanket was a viable parachute when jumping off a porch...
I learned this wasn't true when I jumped off the roof of the shed, around 5yo.
Did the same with an umbrella after watching Mary Poppins aged about 5 as well - only broke my ankle so that was ok then ........
Load More Replies...My brother jumped out of a second story window with a pillowcase as a parachute, me screaming no, buncha other kids saying do it. Lucky he only broke his arm.
My little sister barely escaped this experiment by a good suggestion from my mom of testing it out on toys first. The pony only lost a leg
that sneezing w my eyes open would make my eyes pop out
I wouldn't dismiss this one too quickly. It may not pop out your eye balls, but forcing your eyes to stay open during a sneeze does in fact bear the risk of rupturing blood vessels in your brain, which can be fatal.
I once had a blood vessel in my eye pop because I was throwing up and had to sneeze and either my eye wasn't really closed or it was just a bit to much pressure overall - anyway, I had to walk around and work with people with a half red eye for about a week. Not dead, but not nice either.
Load More Replies...Scientifically very unlikely to keep your eyes open in the first place
Load More Replies...I sneeze violently, multiple times in a row. I often *think* my eyes are going to pop out
I was curious when I was 12 or 13 and sneezed with my eyes open. It hurts!
No but pinching your nose and keeping your mouth shut during a sneeze can cause the pressure to blow through a tear duct. A coworker of my mom's did that and his eye was swelled shut for a couple weeks 😬
My husband aways says I'm gonna sneeze my brains out cause I sneeze everytime I'm full so embrassing though......and werid
Eating a seed will cause that tree to grow inside the stomach
lol Oh, I used to until my teeth became too bad. :( Pumpkin seeds, peanuts and various tree nuts too. Despite regular/extra flossing, brushing, and using mouthwash, my very bad eating and drinking habits won.
Load More Replies...I didn't know kids actually believed that. I thought it was just something adults said, and the kid knows they're lying, and the adult knows they know they're lying, but they say it anyway. I never understood why adults said this, honestly. To be mean? I thought lying was mean. Just tell me not to eat the seeds. I didn't anyway.
Actually the tree grows out of your butt, because food doesn't turn into fertilizer until it gets there.
I read somewhere that a guy had a fir seed sprouting in his lung. Not sure if it's true.
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Eating my vegetables would help me grow big and tall like my dad who’s 6’0
I’m a whopping 5’0 tall
For what it is worth, when I started drinking green smoothies every day (mostly greens), my hair got thick and wavy after about 6 months, and my nails stopped peeling and breaking. If I knew that, I would have been consuming my greens much sooner. I'm still short, but I console myself by saying that I fit on planes much better.
my mum forced fed me milk and veggies everday for years to fatten up and become taller, and i ended up being 5'1 and underweight 💀
It might actually be a B12 deficiency, which in the presence of animal protein is actually a stomach acid deficiency, since you need plenty of stomach acid to absorb B12. You need B12 to make growth hormone. It's especially an issue for A blood types, who tend to struggle more with protein-rich diets.
My Dad would say that "eating your vegetables would give you big ears and long feet." What the hell that ment, I still have no clue! LOL
LOL My step-mom was bent on have super tall kids, but I'm more average height. She still rubs it in how freakishly tall my half bros are.
Being too tall sucks when vehicles are concerned...
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My dad told me as a young child that the Great Wall of China was actually built to keep rabbits out of all their crops. I told people that for years…
Nah it was for the Emu's wait what's at my door...
Load More Replies...Bugs Bunny is not a reliable source for historical information.
Dude, rabbits can't ride horses. It was the mingolians riding the rabbits.
Load More Replies...Wasn't that in an Australian car ad? Kid asks his dad and dad makes something up like that.
I’m late to the party but my parents told me that the ice cream truck only played music when it was out of ice cream.
Yet all the kids in the neighborhood were running towards it and then purchasing ice cream?
My parents told us that ice cream from a truck caused polio (no vaccine yet when I was a child) and that the other kids’ parents either didn’t understand that or just thought that with so many kids they could spare one or two.
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That artichoke hearts were toxic. All because my dad wanted me and my brother to leave them for him.
Just thinking of the artichoke heart has me salivating. (That is probably the oddest thing I have ever posted, but fresh artichoke hearts are so incredibly delicious)
Me too!!! I still think that biting off the tiny bits of flesh in the leaves after dipping in olive oil and salt is the best part, the spike heart was never that appealing
Load More Replies...Probably the best thing he ever did - Globe Artichokes are the devil's food, vile, inedible, a pig to prepare and belong in the same category as Cardoons, ie horrid !!!
Not me, but my sister is born on the 31 of december, so until her 5th birthday (I think), our father and I told her that all the fireworks were to celebrate her birthday.
This is sweet in a way but I can imagine you felt a bit pissed off and upset that the same didn't happen on your special day
I was told that we went to the neighbors' homes and got candy not because it was Halloween, but because it was my birthday - and it never happened on my friend's birthdays, just mine. I was so special that everyone wanted to celebrate with me.
My birthday is the 14th july, I'm French.... I feel tour sister ;p
We dis the same for our daughter who is born on a holiday that has fireworks every year 😁 Until she grew out of fireworks and didn't want to go anymore, so we didn't keep up the ruse..
I'm a New Year's Eve baby too! Never thought that about the fireworks though.
I'd be worried to tell a little kid something like that. Yes, kids need to know they're special, but not THAT special. They need to know that their family loves them, but not everyone as far as the eye can see. I wonder how that kid grew up.
My future wife arrived in New York on Columbus Day. She thought the parade was for her.
I was born Christmas eve. As a child I thought all the ornaments were for me and I felt flattered.
That ponies are just teenage horses.
You don't understand mom, *sweeps colored mane into eyes before galopping off*
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That horseshoe crabs had poisonous tails like stingrays and could sting you with them.
I literally thought this until yesterday
Actually, they are quite amazing creatures! More related to spiders and scorpions, the horseshoe crab is valued for its blood, but why? Because it is a key part to vaccines by providing it's bright blue blood to help test them for contamination, in a test called "Limulus Amebocyte." If you want to know more, you should read this fascinating article: https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/horseshoe-crab-blood-miracle-vaccine-ingredient.html#:~:text=What%20is%20horseshoe%20crab%20blood,horseshoe%20crab's%20body%20from%20toxins.
Also, their tails are harmless, they can't even puncture you.
Load More Replies...That sucker starts coming towards me, I'm not worrying about his dang tail, I'm outta there!
Was told this when I was 10 I think. Then looked it up in the encyclopedia.
Wow, I was taught this as well. I realized that it wasn't true almost immediately though.
I didn’t use a microwave until I was 13 because my parents thought it caused cancer.
This is kind of true. Old microwaves didn't have all the protective equipment, and, well, they do emmit radiation. However, modern microwaves are proofed against that, so they're rather safe
While they do emit radiation, it's non ionizing. Bedsides, maybe, cooking you a little bit(by vibrating the water and fat molecules in your body) the radiation it puts out is about as harmless as what's put out by an incandescent light bulb.
Load More Replies...Shhhh! Don't tell tRump! He will be ranting against microwave ovens instead of windmills!
I was told that if you look at a microwave while it was cooking, you would go blind.
Mine thought a microwave was just like an oven, except faster. We found out our foolishness after trying to bake biscuits in one (this was the late 70's). We tried for like a few minutes at a time. Finally we gave up after a few tries and cut one open.....the inside was brown. ☺ Good things we didn't try eggs!
I've heard of this. I kinda thought it was true for awhile I'm not shore, I heard my dad talking about it few times
We are still not allowed microwaves in our offices because the offices are situated close to the kitchens and therefore the microwave. I work for a council and I've never been able to bring my leftovers in to heat up! Thankfully I mainly work from home now, in my lounge, which is near my kitchen and the microwave!
Banana nut muffins where made from a Banana nut. Just a type of nut called Banana nut. I was 17 years old when I learned they were made from bananas and nuts.
I thought that when blind people put on sunglasses, they can see
This is actually being worked on, you're just a little ahead of your time! Camera in the glasses transmits to an implant close to the optic nerve. Limited resolution yet, but enough to make out shapes.
Most I knew who did so, did because their eyes looked weird and people tended to staring. Not all of them were actually blind, some just severely disabled in regard to eyesight. One had very, very visible veins in his eyeballs, looked like he got beaten up and got away on a motorbike making 150 mph with unguarded eyes or so ... even the white was lightly red. Wasn't his only disability, he had 4 or so (classmate's neighbour).
I thought milk was cow pee until I was like 8; idk it just made sense to me & I never questioned it
Living in the countyside and regularly having to stop for the cows to cross the road, I learnt very early on what comes out of cows... all over the road!
Years ago, I walked into work to have four adult, college-educated guys tell me in wide-eyed bewilderment, "Did you know that cow's milk comes from a nipple?!?" Me: "Yes, that is how nipples work." So, if it makes you feel any better, there were four guys out there who didn't quite understand cow's milk until their mid-20s.
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It took a brave man to milk a cow and drink it before trying it again and getting it right
What's the difference between cow pee and cow milk? The hole it came from.
I spent way too long absolutely certain that Freddy Mercury and Tim Curry were cousins.
I thought Yul Brynner and Telly Savalas were the same person because they were both bald and in old movies.
I thought for an embarrassing amount of time that cottage cheese was in fact not cheese, and grew on cottage walls.
After being forced to eat this crud for years (Scarsdale Diet in the 70s-80s), I would not be at all surprised if it was indeed scraped from the walls of some moldy seaside cottages, lol!
That's not cottage cheese in the picture, it's a type of rice pudding served with jam.
I used to think people working at toll booths got to keep the money commuters paid the toll with.
Where I live, they certainly do their best to keep as much as possible :)
Load More Replies...Um, let me think, well, until a month or two ago I used to think the vagina and the hole you pee out of were the same thing.
That's actually a very common one, biology and sex ed classes did a lot of people dirty.
Load More Replies...I thought my country had 29 states and 7 union territories even after the whole Pakistan and Kashmir thing
I used to think Disneyland was just outside my city in the middle of the prairies, and that cut flowers can continue to grow and flourish in just water but if they died I was just a failure at keeping flowers. Someone told me if I shaved anywhere but my legs and armpits the hair will grow back as pube-like.
When I was younger, I overheard my grandpa tell my little brother not to chew on ice because he'll freeze his stomach. I immediately turned around, laughed, and said "No he won't! Why would that happen??" I realized then that my grandpa still believed this to be true and wasn't just messing around...
Last year my 45 year old normally very intelligent husband and I had an argument. He was positive owls had holes in their throats that owl pellets came out of. I had to prove they did not with google, he still swears his HS bio teacher said it.
When I was two or three I didn't know there were people in other cars that were driving around on the road. You can't really see people in another car that's far away from you, so I thought the cars were just driving themselves around. I was also CONVINCED that Mowgli from The Jungle Book was a girl because he had long hair and my mother could not tell me otherwise. Cut to me at 27 being married for nearly 7 years to a man with longer hair than me.
I used to think people working at toll booths got to keep the money commuters paid the toll with.
Where I live, they certainly do their best to keep as much as possible :)
Load More Replies...Um, let me think, well, until a month or two ago I used to think the vagina and the hole you pee out of were the same thing.
That's actually a very common one, biology and sex ed classes did a lot of people dirty.
Load More Replies...I thought my country had 29 states and 7 union territories even after the whole Pakistan and Kashmir thing
I used to think Disneyland was just outside my city in the middle of the prairies, and that cut flowers can continue to grow and flourish in just water but if they died I was just a failure at keeping flowers. Someone told me if I shaved anywhere but my legs and armpits the hair will grow back as pube-like.
When I was younger, I overheard my grandpa tell my little brother not to chew on ice because he'll freeze his stomach. I immediately turned around, laughed, and said "No he won't! Why would that happen??" I realized then that my grandpa still believed this to be true and wasn't just messing around...
Last year my 45 year old normally very intelligent husband and I had an argument. He was positive owls had holes in their throats that owl pellets came out of. I had to prove they did not with google, he still swears his HS bio teacher said it.
When I was two or three I didn't know there were people in other cars that were driving around on the road. You can't really see people in another car that's far away from you, so I thought the cars were just driving themselves around. I was also CONVINCED that Mowgli from The Jungle Book was a girl because he had long hair and my mother could not tell me otherwise. Cut to me at 27 being married for nearly 7 years to a man with longer hair than me.
