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You know how in school, there was always that one kid who just couldn’t stay silent no matter what everyone was talking about? They would raise their hand in the air and start elaborating on whatever it was that nobody, not a single one, had asked in that classroom.

Fast forward to today, and we see the same thing happening all around on the internet. And this particular subreddit titled “Nobody Asked” has collected some of the most entertaining examples of people explaining far too much even though they were never asked to do so.

Below we selected some peculiar examples, so scroll down, upvote your favorite posts and let us know what you think of it in the comment section!

#1

Oh To Be A Good Christian Mother But Also A Survivor

Oh To Be A Good Christian Mother But Also A Survivor

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Katinka Min
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"They slink around the house like unfixed cats" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best vent ever!

Caro Caro
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the beginning I thought very young kids and snot but it got even better hahaha

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Burs
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate parents that don’t understand that their kids do need privacy. Most of the time it’s not even about sex but we all need our private time. My parents didn’t knock on my door in like 2 decades, it was maddening. I couldn’t even do things like drawing or writing because they would come to snoop and mock it.

Al Cook
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't take this the wrong way, but you're parents sound like twats.

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Roxy Eastland
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've read that this is a prank review, left by someone who specialises in prank (and funny) reviews.

PiscesMama
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s hilarious! Unfixed cats hahaha

Nami Tantrum
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh good.. i have two boys T__T

Ann Coffman
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something to look forward to, yah! Like I said earlier, teach them to do their own laundry and supply with tissues. (lots of tissues 🤣)

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LazyPanda
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol solid troll! These Amazon reviews can get funny but you can tell when someone's doing the most. My favorite is still the sour gummy bears review...

Kamelion
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welp, that escalated quickly!

Mel
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never had boys so I am a bit Naive. It took me to getting to the 4th paragraph before I got it. ROFL

Ann Coffman
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 3 girls myself, but grew up with 3 brothers, so I kn"EW" what was "coming"! (yeah, I went there)

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Id row
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

slink around the house like unfixed cats, omg, I'm dying!

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    #2

    Vegan Coworker

    Vegan Coworker

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    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a co-worker that I get along with really well who‘s vegetarian. I learned that only after YEARS when the topic randomly came up. I am still amazed by that. (In hindsight, I should probably have noticed she never ate meat, but I don’t pay much attention to what people eat and what not.)

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I ever tell co-worker I'm vegetarian is if there's an order for pizza, or someone brings in food and I have ask what's in it.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't eat meat for many years, no big deal just didn't want it. We had a company meal and a rather dim woman called Joyce was organising the food and said to me "I know you don't eat meat so I've arranged for you to have chicken". I'm not often lost for words, but I was on this occasion.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally read this wrong. I thought it said virgin. Oh my! It wasn't til I read the comments that I realized my mistake.

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first year at university, my dorm mate told every guy she met that she was a virgin and wanted to change that. Every single one. Damn was it awkward.

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    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago I remember a woman who was vegan decided to climb mount Everest, to prove that vegans were just as fit and healthy as meat eaters. She died about 2/3 of the way up. At least she died doing what she loved. Telling people that she was vegan.

    aj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I feel that six times is a bit excessive I think it really depends on the context the topic came up in. Like for example if they were deciding on a restaurant for lunch she'd need her coworkers to know so that they can choose somewhere everyone can eat.

    Andrea Careless
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You hate them? That’s a pretty strong word. Also, livestock are major sources of methane — a super strong greenhouse gas. Eating a more plant-based diet is environmentally better.

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    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with people and their need to announce that they are either a vegan gay or do cross fit? Most people don't care and will take you as we find you. And for the Gay people, it's 2021 being gay is as normal and acceptable as being straight as it should always have been. Like the other things, it doesn't have to be announced along with your name when you meet someone for the first time.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not their fault. If they don't mention it every 6 minutes, they start getting ready to explode. vegan-8-mi...5ab6f4.jpg vegan-8-minutes-615f62b5ab6f4.jpg

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously read that as ‘virgin’ first time

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    #3

    I Figured It Belonged Here

    I Figured It Belonged Here

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost more braincells reading his text

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IQ of 136 tested on internet ! Need I say more?

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    Jo87
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the History Channel full of alien shows nowadays?

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I came to say that. This channel stopped being a serious documentary source decades ago

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a molecular neuroscientist and I can verify that humorous television not only doesn't rot your brain, but laughing can stimulate your brain in ways educational programming cannot.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, you do have an IQ of 136 for nothing. (if it is that high at all - whcih I seriously doubt, if you don*t understand the depth of The Office and find National Geographic stimulating)

    Truth Monster
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    4 years ago

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    Just curious, what do you find deep about the Office?

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    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coincidently I also have an IQ of 136 (genuinely). Number one, I nor this turd are anything special, there are plenty of geniuses (140+) in the world. Number two, intelligence does not mean that you find humour or simple things unentertaining. The Office is great TV, though personally I prefer the original British version.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know my husband's IQ, but he skipped two grades as a kid and he's highly intelligent. Sometimes watches crappy action thrillers.

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    Ryan-James O'Driscoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart people don't have to tell people how smart they are

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Those who boast about their iq are losers.' - Stephen Hawking

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Those who boast about their IQ certainly lost some while boasting about it’ - something I made up on the spot Idk

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's his AQ? (Arrogance quotient)

    Andrea Careless
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IQ tests and results are way overrated imo. I theoretically have a high one, but it’s so unimportant. It doesn’t measure all the other talents people can have! Also, I think the test is skewed towards people who have a decent education, are tested in their mother tongue, are not struggling with poverty, and such. I’m sick to death of people boasting about their high IQs, how they could get into MENSA, blah, blah, blah. (Btw, assuming you do think IQs are a valid proof of intelligence, 136 is not incredibly high.) “Smart” people did absolutely nothing to be smart, and they could lose it all to a car accident, neurological illness, etc.

    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a high iq and i watch adventure time tf

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    You probably know a person who wouldn’t miss a chance to throw their opinion here and there, or give advice without being asked. And even though everyone seems to be less than impressed with their gesture, it seems like nothing can stop them. Are they just being nice? Do they feel an urge to show off? What’s up with that?

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    Psychologists believe that unsolicited advice-givers tend to be rigid in the way they approach life in general. They typically believe that they are right, and when they approach a problem, they often have difficulty seeing the situation from multiple perspectives. This is why you should always take such advice with a pinch of salt.

    #4

    Please I Just Wanna Get The Group Project Done

    Please I Just Wanna Get The Group Project Done

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I'm thinking what's the point of these projects and then i think that probably they prepare you for stupid lazy colleagues in your workplace!

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated group projects. One person does all the work and the whole group gets the credit. So wrong!

    ||your_demon_grunkle||
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always the one person that does all their work everyone else's, and yet I get called unproductive.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish guys understood how always on the alert women have to be that a man might be interested in them. One wrong step and it could lead to anything from verbal abuse to ending up in dustbin bags along the motorway. I've seen the above screen shot being shared as if the woman was really up herself thinking everyone fancied her. If he'd just stated in his first text it was about their project he'd have saved her that anxiety. I just realise that in his world this wouldn't have occurred to him.

    Vesuvius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're assuming it was the guy asking the lady if she was free this weekend. It could be the other way around. Or it could have been a guy asking a guy or a lady asking a lady.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there any successful group project stories? I've yet to read one.

    Xen Commissions
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in my most recent group project, my partners did nothing. i was out sick for a week, and beforehand they designated me as the art person for the poster. the entire time i was out they did nothing. they didnt even do so much as write anything down. i was left with a couple of hours to draw everything. i had a breakdown from stress. that accumulated with the piles of missing work i had was horrible.

    Hendra Lim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm always strict at group project, like if you don't at least contribute snack for the work, u won't see your name in the project

    Starlee87
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buuurn..... he's not interested in you he just wants it be done

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd continue Group w/out this nitwit since he thinks setting up a meeting is a date request.

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    #5

    Do You Even Lift?

    Do You Even Lift?

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of normal, healthy eating is to eat based on what suits your brain, but I guess he doesn't have to if he doesn't have one.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None the less, sometimes your brain will make you crave specific foods because your body needs specific nutrients in that given moment. (This, of course, does not apply to addictions)

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    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool asking a question that you have no interest in, you just want to brag. Way to go bro.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just ask you questions so they have an excuse to give their own anwers.

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same, but for some reason all that fuel is pleasurable. Go figure 🤷‍♂️

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 35 years of going to gyms regularly, I've noticed that most people who talk like that have just started on a new diet or workout routine, which they abandon after a couple months. The serious, long-term lifters and other fit folks typically don't preach, they just do it.

    V Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently there are some people who derive no pleasure whatsoever from eating. I've met a few people like that, but not many.

    Jessica B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My BIL has said the same. I was kind of floored. I live to eat for pleasure

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    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand a special diet for competitions, but this is Pretentious Crap for $200, Alex.

    A. Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude is flexing one h3ll of a red flag.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's great. I'm gonna go over there now. Bye.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start off with a big juicy quarter pounder, Roast potato's carrots, peas broccoli and lashings of gravy, That is the entree. Then I would have a chicken caesar salad, I don't want to over do the calorie thing you know. Then..........

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    #6

    About Your Boomer Story

    About Your Boomer Story

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "imma be real with you chief" is now and shall forever be a phrase in my vocabulary.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm already wasting precious time replying to your dumb idea, so let's not push it, chief.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bravo, that is a good clap.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the poster really a chief tho?

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    Sometimes, their perspective lacks humility and insight, even though they often seem very competent to people around them. Same with sharing their opinion on matters when no one really asks them. They wouldn’t do that if they genuinely did not believe they were right.

    On the other hand, we just all have to accept that some people really like talking. You see, it’s much more fun to talk than to listen and not every talker can be a great listener. Moreover, we have to realize that one of the most powerful communication skills you'll learn is good listening at an early point in your life. After all, communication is meant to promote understanding between people and you can never get to that point if you’re not listening to others.

    #7

    What Am I Supposed To Do? Never Talk About My Family On The Internet?

    What Am I Supposed To Do? Never Talk About My Family On The Internet?

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see an "unfriend" button in your future.....

    kristina law
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom passed away when I was 11 and my dad was never around but it makes me so happy and excited for people who have parent(s) and appreciate them! Don't take them for granted, folks.

    LulaF
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum was a hardcore narc and alcoholic. I love to read posts like that because it makes me happy that person has a wonderful parent. Yeah it might make me think a little but I wouldn't bring down that person for it. It comes across as desperately needy frankly.

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    PiscesMama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now you’ve infected someone else’s holiday celebrations with your parental trauma, congrats? This is why therapy exists.

    Bonniebluebutler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother was notorious for leaving out ONE ingredient when giving recipes for her delicious cooking. If you wanted to know, you had to get up at dawn (the South with no AC) when she cooked and watch her like a hawk.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's becoming a trend. In my town there was this woman who made the local news because she was offended by all the Mother's day ads in shops because she wasn't a mother and her mother died when she was born. To her that was a totally valid reason to ban Mother's day in my town despite all the people who had or were mothers. This year she didn't succeed...

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfriend. Otherwise called the Facebook Middle Finger

    Ikonye St. Jude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is carrying around a lot of buggage. More like traumatised than TMI.

    Ikonye St. Jude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word 'mother' is a trigger regardless of how it's used in a sentence, even as a brand name! This made me sad.

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    Robert Martens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this response more than 2 sentences, my mother had crippling arthritis and could never write more than 2 sentences. This comment is offensive to those of us who never received more than a greeting card with, "Love, Mom" written at the bottom.

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 30 years clean and sober. My mom was a flaming codependent, my dad, step-dad and second step-dad were alcoholics, some were quite abusive. That being said, I will happily eat your not quite as good as mom cookies and tell the world that being a shitheel and blaming it on your upbringing is lazy and counterproductive. Start going to Al--Anon and quit playing the victim.

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    #8

    Give Me A Sign

    Give Me A Sign

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    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the idea of confessing random things to a drive-thru

    chuck.dont.surf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britney looks AMAZING and this dude is probably fat and balding.

    Effin Fred
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    4 years ago

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    Nasty! Britney is a filthy W!

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    Al Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really interested to know how/why he posted that to Wendy's. Surely the story must include either weed, alcohol or both!

    chuck.dont.surf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The response is a joke...it wasn't posted to Wendy's

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    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please show us all the pictures of how you kept looking younger and better every year from age 16 to age 39, while literally working your butt off and without getting plastic surgery

    Kaleb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah I forgot that I'm stress eating because I'm so damn lonely but yeah baconator please

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know about the rest of you old farts, but I don't have to look at someone else's aging process to recognize my own. I own mirrors. Do love the retort for this, tho.

    Brent Kaufman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who texts a drive thru? How do you text a drive thru?

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    #9

    I Mean Yeah But Kettles

    I Mean Yeah But Kettles

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the USA and I do have a kettle but rarely use it because memory has failed me due to depression and anxiety.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have kettles, but they lost their memories of them due to all the depression and anxiety.

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have a friend or family or mother who can change any conversation into what they want to talk about.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't the UK acknowledge that microwaves exist? Boiled water tastes the same whether it's out of an electronic kettle, a stove top kettle or a microwave. You can not tell the difference. Boiled water is boiled water. If there was an art to it, the Food Network would have made 10 competitive cooking shows about it by now.

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well pretty much everyone in the UK has a microwave too, but I can't imagine it to be anywhere near as convenient for boiling water as a kettle.

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    Baby Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who has this girl been talking to? OF COURSE WE HAVE KETTLES

    Toast Of Saint Louis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a kettle is a kettle, whether it's electric or not. The whole purpose is to heat the water up to make a hot beverage. Be it tea or coffee. That's all I care about.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "BuT wHaT aBoUt [a totally different subject]?!"

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    #10

    “That’s Cool”

    “That’s Cool”

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people apparently don't know that if somebody discuss something you aren't interested in on the Internet , you don't have to participate. If there is a thread asking you to name your favourite song by band X, you can be sure there will be at least a few dozens comments like "I don't care about band X" and "ugh, who listens to this crap".

    Throaway1xx Xx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one asked the for the blue comment either

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, no one asked you, if you were going to see it either!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... I'm a contrarian. I must rain on parades. It's my duty.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but ... the person was responding to a movie post. So ... no one asked for your response to the responder either

    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let's spill some of our drinks on the ground in honor of our homies that were forced to watch the latest Batman release

    #11

    On A Video Of A Fat Cat

    On A Video Of A Fat Cat

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess that Oxford student doesn't read BoredPanda...

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And an Oxford student almost 1000 years ago would have no bloody idea what any of our words mean, much less read it. English is a living language, which means it changes and adapts over time.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should an Oxford student not be able to use punctuation and capitalisation correctly?

    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today is a great day: as a foreigner, I can understand English better than an Oxford student

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If an Oxford student would think through a few Google searches, that student would understand the OP and learn something in the process.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Studied in Oxford but. apparently, is unable to use Google.

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since he said that imma make some more confusing sentences so he cant read them `–´

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagining the nonplussed look on 'Oxford's' face when he finds out what the first comment meant. Also, I wonder how he is with Australian vernacular.

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could translate! English private schoolboy taught RP, but now live down under!

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    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I have no idea what that means either without looking it up, but my guess would be that on a fat f**k scale, this guy is a 9/10.

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    #12

    9 Years Mother F**ker

    9 Years Mother F**ker

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a d**k. Congrats to the guy who quit smoking!

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, congrats! (Not to the guy who said nine years)

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To those trying to quit a bad habit/addiction: Even one day is an achievement for many. Do not let assholes put you down.

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, they should both be congratulated even if one is being a d**k. Smoking cigarettes a horrible habbit.

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    Call Me Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... rude much? just because you have a so-called "better achievement" (which you don't... all achievements, big or small, are all valid.) than that other person, doesn't give you a reason to put them down. Congrats, random person who is 1-month cig free. Here's to another month!

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, never seen gate keepers for quitting smoking. Encourage and support you asshole. (12 years quit here and who cares? I'm QUIT and so is the guy for 1 month)

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had the habit myself, but know people who've really struggled to quit. I'd applaud someone who'd managed a whole DAY smoke-free if that was progress for them!

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    Boudica
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, well, mother f****r (he looks like Kurt Russell!). I'm on 28 years so pipe down! 😄 (And 1 month is great. We all start somewhere.)

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day is enough to be proud of. Addiction is real!

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a friend who, bless his heart, in response to my proud announcement of being able to run 5 km without dying (I was a beginner), said: "Cool, but 5 km is literally nothing." I think (emphasis on think) he meant it to motivate me to want to run further, but I almost punched him in the knee :)

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a non-runner who lives with a marathoner. The long-distance runner was supportive when his hubby took up running and competed in a 5 km race.

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first few months are the hardest. Congrats to the dude who quit and keep going. I packed up in 2005, and I still get the odd occasional pang. Don't give up giving up and yes, you will feel the benefits very soon.

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's real - I quit Feb 2010 and I too get the occasional "knock" in my brain. I once heard: "After quitting, you're never again a non-smoker, you'll always be an ex-smoker."

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How not to encourage someone 101

    kristina law
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't have anything nice to say....oh you know how it goes lol

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    #13

    “Yes I’m 27”

    “Yes I’m 27”

    shemss_h Report

    Call Me Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!

    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... he's 27 and likes 16 yr old kids??? What a creep!

    Al Cook
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    16 is perfectly legal in many western countries, for that matter 12 is legal in some third world hell holes! He seems like an idiot, but just saying to play devils advocate, an 11 year age gap in an older age group wouldn't be considered strange.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another man who can't hold his own with a woman of his own age

    Al Cook
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    Not defending this guy specifically, but are you saying that all men should only date women their own age? Or for that matter that all women should only date men their own age? Because that frankly, that's almost as much of a ridiculous comment as his. I'm in my 30s, if I was single I'd be looking to date women younger than me because they're generally more fun and have less baggage. I wouldn't want to spend all my time arguing with another person my age that is stuck in their own ways and expecting me to adjust for them, already bitter about their lives, and potentially even menopausal.

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you flagging yourself as a pedo.

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Also first part of his handle (sairas) means sick in my language so there's another flag.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants underage because he is an insecure piece of s**t that likes to control women

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, underage girls are smarter than that and they keep running away.

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should feel lucky, unlike the 16-20 year olds.

    Yili Lai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone send that to the locals police

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'm a creepy perv and I like little girls. DISGUSTING

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the judicial system active in someone’s future

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    #14

    They Just Wanted A Guitarist

    They Just Wanted A Guitarist

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... He sounds really stupid saying all of that crap

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here we see a QAnon in his natural habitat...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if something happens and you need hospital, you need to go back to Australia!

    Kaleb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American I would just like to say yes we have an abundance of morons like this and yes we we are very embarrassed!

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol thanks for saying that, I’m an Aussie so this offended me a lot, but it’s nice to see that some Americans on the internet aren’t total morons.

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder where the person was on January 6th...

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently escaped from a mental hospital

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I get from that is "stay well away from the USA"

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if one day he will realize how stupid that sounds.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he was technically correct. Biden was indeed never inaugurated to dog catcher

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that guy's defense, meth is a helluva drug.

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    #15

    Ummm.... Well Done?

    Ummm.... Well Done?

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    kristina law
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Congratufuckinglations!

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see why people disrespect "manual labor" so much. Most of those jobs contribute more directly to society, and it's better and healthier not to sit at a desk all day.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think about who was "essential" and working during the pandemic. OK, so I was in that group working in a call center, but we were contracted to a major bank so considered financial.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learnt nothing about social skills though, eh

    classbag
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad money can't buy him a better personality.

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    PiscesMama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So let’s all be mechanical engineers so when the job market is flooded this not-very-smart person is out of a job. Why do people fail to realise that ALL the jobs need doing by someone.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expansion joints and the motors don't build themselves! Good luck to that mechanical engineer being hands off with a flooding toilet.

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a d**k. Note, they're talking about good, union jobs that folks are staying in until retirement. Let's see how this mechanical engineer does 10 or 20 years from now as new mechanical engineers are coming out of school with more relevant training. The union folks will likely still have jobs.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, important - doing the job you want to do, college degree required or not.

    classbag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This too. Some people are not attracted to fields that make a lot of money, and some people don't care about what they do for work at all and just want to make enough to live without worry. A healthy society has room for everyone.

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    zovjraar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your degree in mech engineering doesn't mean crap without carriers to deliver your supplies!!

    Bill Wyrebek
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mechanical engineer that does no manual labor? If he cannot build it he cannot fix it. If he cannot fix it what use is he? nMy gizmo does not work. Here let me draw you a schematic.

    John Meise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he clearly doesn't f*****g deserve even a single penny of it. 🙃

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    #16

    Someone Give This Guy A Medal

    Someone Give This Guy A Medal

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)

    classbag
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh the original post is also insensitive. You could just say "RIP Dennis Farve, who died in a tragic automobile accident. Please drive safely, everyone" instead of posting a sensational pic of his wrecked vehicle. I'm sure his family really appreciates that moving tribute./s

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    Philler Space
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither did Dennis until he was 33. Get back to us in 6 yrs. YTA

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gawd, people like that are the worst. Congrats on your perfect life.

    Vivian Ingram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy f**k that truck...not surprised the driver died (RIP), but very surprised by how it's still standing up, so to speak...seriously, how??

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not really "standing up" it just created a new center of balance at the point of impact.

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    Potato goat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya see, there’s this little thing called STFU ASSHOLE

    River Burrows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    quoting kristina from above, congratufuckinglations

    Kaberr ONeill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the replier: You make it sound like he planned it. I don't think that was the case...

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone reading that has never made that mistake, but congrats?

    CP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to believe this person just has a sick sense of humor.

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    #17

    In The Comments Of A Comic

    In The Comments Of A Comic

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did this person get the idea that eating fries once makes your muscles disappear?

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, its certainly unhealthy for you if you choke to death eating them....

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turning down an invite to choke on fries?

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has to keep his muscles as he has no personality.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only choking with healthy food😅😅😅

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say while eating fries

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    #18

    Tell Me More

    Tell Me More

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, tell me more im facinated

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like is this a tomah-toh or a tomay-to? We should be told.

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    Erika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What!? I am calling the police! Illegal!

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. Is he afraid the tomato goblins come out at night to take revenge?

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my understanding that this is how vampires are created.

    Howard Moody
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating a tomato at night! Is he insane?

    K Killian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't do it. You have so much to live for.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this person think you can only eat plant matter in direct sunlight?

    timothy green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did not know eating a tomato in the dark is a big deal. I may have to live on the edge and try that myself

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    #19

    No Better Time To Have Scabies Than When It’s Rainy

    No Better Time To Have Scabies Than When It’s Rainy

    martpogboi Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆

    Steve R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody is ever truly alone with scabies.

    Donna Parmelee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's as relevant as the rest of the convo. Made my day. Lol

    Clarin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help but picture the scabies commenter speaking and looking like Brick from Anchorman

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poor soul. Not only does he have a mite infestation, he's stuck in a windowless box.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a non-sequitur. They are talking about being out in the rain. The 3rd person is saying they didn't notice because they are in isolation. Seems like they are just moving the conversation along. I mean, how much more could you take it if you stick to simply talking about when it rained and when it didn't?

    Ben Ross
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did scabies bring the rain?

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    #20

    Way To Bring The Mood Down. Top Visible Comment On A Meme Posted By A Cat Based Meme Group

    Way To Bring The Mood Down. Top Visible Comment On A Meme Posted By A Cat Based Meme Group

    dac19903 Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because some people can't understand if a post is made that isn't immediately about them. Because if it relates in any small way to anything they can relate to, the can turn the spotlight towards themselves and be the attention vampires they truly are. Fairly certain this is the summary for the whole post.

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    Rannveig Ess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a bit ashamed to admit there but I used to travel a ton for my job, and I'd call my dog, who was being watched by my neighbor. I'd leave a message and say hi to my dog. My neighbor said when I'd talk my dog would run over to the answering machine, sit, and wag her tail, listening to me speak. It made us both happy

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The internet has revealed there are far more bitter, self-involved b@stards out there than anyone had previously estimated.

    D K
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe =‘( I’ve had to put a couple of my cats down, one of them only 9 months old and it was devastating. I empathize.

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love the cat's expression in the bottom 2 pictures.

    GlassHalfWay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I could not stop laughing at this Debbie Downer comment😆

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First image that popped into my brain: Debbie Downer from SNL. I think the cat committed suicide just to escape the gloom.

    MarsFKA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that de-escalated sharply.

    Davis the Un-Greatest
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean that’s sad, maybe he doesn’t have anyone to talk to about it.

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    #21

    My Friends Mom On Facebook Grossed Me Out With This One

    My Friends Mom On Facebook Grossed Me Out With This One

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww!!! That's literally too much information that noone asked for and wish we could forget

    Pryjmaty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With cake background, no less.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually flinched when reading this. Straight up had a physical reaction.

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope no one else smells his toilet paper.

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Her" toilet paper. Everyone has the capacity for grossness, but it clearly says it was their friend's mom.

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    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you hoping to learn something other senses can't tell you? Is it simply for your own enjoyment? Just curious.

    Rage of Aquarius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I occasionally use it to determine my health. Gross, but useful. Helps me tell where I am on my period, or whether I'm dehydrated.

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you put this on facebook under your real name?????

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's made worse by the cake illustrations.

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    #22

    Happy Birthday! Let Me Tell You About A Death In My Family!

    Happy Birthday! Let Me Tell You About A Death In My Family!

    pokimanelol Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the only normal thing to do on the day a loved one dies; you go online and find posts about the day and type away.

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    Steve R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parasocial relationship in a nutshell. She's famous and on the internet, so the second person sees her as part of their life, and acts accordingly, forgetting that famous internet people don't know one fan from another. It can be a serious problem for on-line celebrities.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworker is always so happy that I remember her sister's birthday - no, I am not especially attentive to detail, it just so happens that it is also the date my mother died. I will never EVER tell her that!

    Chris Wade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and hope my dad made it to heaven ok" said that so casually like "yeah, sure, send me a text when you get there" - some people are so tone deaf, I swear lol

    Enby.Minecraft.Bee.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE POKI SO MUCH!! Shes one of the nicest people ever :D

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange, even rather cruel. But I'm gonna cut the guy some slack because his Dad just died yesterday?

    Asriel Dreemurr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can kinda see the bitterness there, and the sour feeling from seeing others happy on the worst day of your life. But you shouldn’t post about it. If you don’t want to see posts like that, stay off social media for a while. It’s probably healthier in the long run anyway.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even believe it. If your Dad just died, it changes your brain. You wouldn't be just chatting on FB like nothing happened. Maybe you'd go on there to inform actual real-live friends (hopefully family would receive the message in person or at worst by phone call).

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty weird sense of humor. Maybe.

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    #23

    Yes Thank You For Explaining The Joke We Would Never Have Got It Without You

    Yes Thank You For Explaining The Joke We Would Never Have Got It Without You

    cheersforthatmate Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey there, Captain Obvious.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally unrelated - I met an old gentleman in a grocery store once who wore a shirt that said "If lost, please return to Margret." Several minutes later and in a completely different aisle I saw an old lady with a shirt that simply stated "I'm Margret." Made my day!

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that’s his sister on the left and he likes his girlfriends old, just saying.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the person who puts the fun in funeral.

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is even the point of those shirts though? Are you supposed to spend the entire day sitting or standing side by side in the correct order?

    anaona
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot of these explainer types on BoredPanda who point out the obvious. Oh, look at that, I guess I'm one of them now.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the comment I was going to make. _So_ often the top comment is someone explaining the already painfully obvious joke.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done, Captain Obvious! Based on this display of pure genius, our training team has recommended you for solo assignments.

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    #24

    He Was Born In August

    He Was Born In August

    Flablessguy Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...he has a serious dislike for himself?

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did i read every sentence in different voices becuase the text changes too

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk away, I am a grumpy old man. I was born in March. I have severe flatulence and my sphincter has a hair trigger. Follow me at your own risk

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look up "sphincter" - uh, thanks, I guess? Learned a new word.

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    PiscesMama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please…you know this is a dad who “hates” the cat while wrapping said cat in his/her/their favourite blankie.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And his granddaughter probably bought him the shirt

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    kristina law
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But hey, I bet it gets people to leave him alone lol

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Born in August is the only thing on that shirt of any real interest.

    Kirk Mckeever
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he's having a terrible time figuring out which Entenmann's pastry a Manly Macho Man should get...

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the perfect shirt for introverts!

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what out we got a bada*s over here...

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in august, I have anger issues and I have a dislike for people who think they are better than me.

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    #25

    Stop Having Fun At That Party With Your Friends And Family, And Check Out The Moon

    Stop Having Fun At That Party With Your Friends And Family, And Check Out The Moon

    Jaustinduke Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Ignores everything bad happening around him* MOOOOOON

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet... he can't stick with his MOOOOON, goes online for rambling?

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, the moon isn't exactly my favourite show and for the last few years they've just been showing re-runs but I do watch when there's nothing else.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's a bit monotonous, but the 'eclipse' special is a classic.

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends and family not real life?!? 🤔

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, those spoilt little kids with their big fancy rocks in the sky. Back in the day, we didn't even need the Moon to be entertained, we just stared at a brick wall all day long and were happy!

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear they are thinking about canceling the moon because of low viewership.

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quit watching because I got tired of all the commercials. Maybe if they made the moon ad-free!

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    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its clear that they are a werewolf

    Libstak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the moon, but what is there about it that would make an entire evening staring at it worthwhile? Literally can hear that poor old moon say in, take a picture, it lasts longer.

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    #26

    Saw This In A Facebook Comments Section

    Saw This In A Facebook Comments Section

    odetomrmiserable Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing about this exchange makes any sense.

    classbag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matt is saying that something is so cute (probably a baby) that he grew ovaries just so they could explode. The person responding thinks that's funny and then mentions that they had a son also named Matt who passed away. This one is sad, and I don't think it belongs here.

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im more concerned about what Matt said...

    Vivek Mhatre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me explain: the person Matt saw some cute baby video. The baby in the video was so cute that Matt (as a male) grew ovaries and they exploded (due to cuteness overload). Basically it's just a hyperbole. The other commenter was rude

    Jj321
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they rude or just sharing at an odd time? People who lose children sometimes mention them at what to us is odd times, but need to make these connections.

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    Two Silly Pups
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly is going on here? 😬

    Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This parent is grieving and really needs to talk - their response sounded like a psychic scream.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhh am i allowed to be confused by this?

    Vivian Ingram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one grow ovaries and have them explode? I don't understand even one part of this...

    Augustus Fartington
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a woman saying they got pregnant and their baby was very cute so they exploded.

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inconsideration of keeping your name, Matt!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have officially lost the ability to comprehend English.

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    #27

    Someone Please Go Get Him

    Someone Please Go Get Him

    _darkstalker_ Report

    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I haven't laughed this hard in a while... that toy looks like the last surviving relic from an era when a race of keyboard-people ruled the world. That baby is almost 9 keys old.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a branch from a tree fell in my backyard. Come and watch it!

    Clarin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds more like a threat than a statement!

    Zet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT will the poodle haunt my son for ever?

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reads as he's trying to pimp out dogs?!?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these comments simply reinforce my low opinion on humans. RE toys: kids were tougher back in the day, so creepy toys were fine (LOL).

    L hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poodles are kind of frightening.

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    #28

    Then Why Would You Post A Comment, Christina?

    Then Why Would You Post A Comment, Christina?

    32BitWhore Report

    Tobi_the_Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment is at 67 up votes. LET MEH UPVOTE TWICE MORE WORLD!

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    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that time I went to a website where people asked for solutions to their problems. I was up all night typing "I don't know" in every post.

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like all those annoying replies to Amazon questions.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Karen, please don't eat the whole store up.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe Christina does not eat for pleasure, like the anti-fry dude in the other post

    Kelli Lindsay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been in the restaurant business for about 40 years and I can’t tell you how often I hear a customer ask “how’s the mahi-mahi?” only to hear the server say “Oh, I don’t eat fish”. Omfg, but your customers do, what do THEY say??

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there was no need to respond.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess - you eat only local, fairtrade, organic produce.

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    #29

    On A Post About Dogs

    On A Post About Dogs

    Obeseachu Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    clitorius...who doesn't know that famous Roman explorer

    BigOrangeTractor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what he found that was previously unknown to man.

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think he's related to Roman centurion and nobleman Biggus Dickus?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't hookup with girls but when i own a guinea pig they're 100% sub and obidient and when i ask them to run in their wheel they do. and when they're done they're on their back tired and whimpering

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get that guy a dictionary... and a brain.

    Enby.Minecraft.Bee.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Through crappy mic* SIR THIS IS A MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU DO YOU WANT THE HAPPY MEAL OR NOT?!

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the word Clitorious, sounds like a gladiator

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    #30

    Found In The Latest Hot One’s Interview

    Found In The Latest Hot One’s Interview

    lucas_talbert Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is weird... btw I identify as way too hungry to wait for lunch so I'm eating chips under the table

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking as a mother, I think they're wrong. Also, I think every argument can be improved, by prefixing it with "Speaking as a mother, ...".

    Janus Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am gender fluid and all i can say is wtf. i promise not all of us randomly bring it up in conversation with no prompting lol.

    Chris Wade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, say what? Ryan Reynolds has to be one of the funniest, most kind-hearted and charismatic human on the planet right now... also I like pizza.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! 'I'm gender fluid' is going to be the new 'I'm vegan'.

    Philler Space
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being gender fluid gives you LESS reason not to be into Ryan Renolds. I'm a cis male and frankly if Ryan Renolds was into it, I wouldn't say no. The man is charming and has abs sharp enough to grate cheese on.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who cares if you're made of liquid

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gender fluid but still harshly judgmental about others' sexuality?

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of fluid is gender fluid? Asking for a friend

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    #31

    “Not Relatable” At Least He Upvoted

    “Not Relatable” At Least He Upvoted

    Ooficus Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not relatable. My infinity gauntlet has square stone holes. But here's an upvote

    Philler Space
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally not relatable. I'm an AI-based synthezoid superhero powered by cosmic rocks and my mom's a purple genocidal tyrant, true, but she still uses a landline and her old Nokia.

    Esther (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate meme. the charger we had yesterday was pretty much the only one so me and my sister were pretty much battling for it since our devices were real low lol. Mine was on like 1% and hers on 29%

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not relatable. I'm a fourth dimensional being.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at all relatable. I use telegraphy, but here's an upvote.

    Julianne M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an android user, F*CK OFF. UR CAMERA SUCKS

    Bayla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this person capitalizing every word ajdjfjghg

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes... I see how of all the people in this world, you might think this post was specifically aimed at YOU...

    somnomania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to meet someone IRL who types like that, it seems exhausting.

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not relatable, 'cos we have our own chargers.

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    #32

    I’m Here For The Game, Not Your Sons Bowel Movements

    I’m Here For The Game, Not Your Sons Bowel Movements

    buhoo115 Report

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, I'd prefer to purchase a clean one in a sealed box.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is their tub brown? Cause I damn sure am not going to miss a fresh pile of human s**t in a white shower! I don't care how tired I am.

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    Carrie B
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO POOPS IN THE SHOWER? WHO DOES THAT???

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A future serial killer, or some psychopath like Matt Gaetz or Ted Cruz I think.

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    Kaleb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy hell corn back rattler

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the times I'm worried about spiders or cockroaches in my shower but i didn't think there is something worse

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For clarification: how old is the son?

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be of a reasonable age not to s**t in the tub, due to the content he's playing on the Switch.

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    CP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually enjoyed the extra color in the post. Livens it up a bit.

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have even less sympathy for stepping on a shower steamer than I do for people not checking if the toilet seat is down first and falling into the toilet. At some point you gotta take responsibility for where you put your own body parts.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just wondering how you step in your kids feces every day, like, does he poop closer and closer to where you walk and is it still unexpected? Are you blind? Do you not look where you walk? After having stepped in feces multiple times, do you not check before going in the shower?

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to have some visual and nasal obstructions to not see a darker colored substance and step in it, nor be able to smell it in the shower... Then you wonder if they got a magnifying glass to inspect it, with its vivid description.

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    #33

    My Friend Who I Haven’t Talked To In Months Finally Texts Me About His Karma

    My Friend Who I Haven’t Talked To In Months Finally Texts Me About His Karma

    TheEaterOfChildren Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't say it was good karma...

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's not... if they got 8k on a single post, then in order to have only 6k they have to have been very far in the negatives until that post (which from context I think we can assume is recent).

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, my heartfelt congratulations on your apparently biggest achievement in life! Let me get you a cookie to celebrate...

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't aware this was a competition.

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a 'friend' who makes a competition out of who reads a book faster. Some people... 🙄

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    Claire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you can't judge anything by upvotes. I got 12k for a comment that just said "That's insane!"

    Avaline
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, he got 8k on a single post, but still has enough negative karma to have less than 6k total? He must be a real asshole.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have more fake internet points than you do."

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well congratulations! Do you want a rubber cookie or a Bozo Button?

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The important thing is people I don't know approve of me even though they know nothing about me.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of those desperate guys who go thru their "little black book" calling all his exes for a date/hook up.

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    #34

    Ok, Genie

    Ok, Genie

    aprils96 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genie's more of a briefs person...

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't 100% sure if Genie was talking about dogs or his shorts.

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pick me, I'm lazy and don't jump on people. I do fart a lot, though.

    Fitz-Simmons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who owns a boxer, I AM INSULTED!

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're thinking of your mom, Genie.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't, but this won't stop me from my toxic posts. BTW, boxers make excellent family pets.

    j miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take 'em back to the gym for more training.

    Mona
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And fart a lot " lol what the hell ?

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    #35

    I’m Not Even Sure What He Expected Somebody To Say

    I’m Not Even Sure What He Expected Somebody To Say

    KingKongEsco Report

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and everyone claps, one woman cried because she has never heard such beauty, one man asks you to give a wedding toast even though you barely game with him, you don't know how this happened, but you are humbled by their respect

    Dave In MD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people actually think others believe them when they write this stuff?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you leave them there just dreaming of that amazing voice that makes everyone change their sexual preferences?

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a great confusion in an older online game because a quest NPC had the same voice as one of our team members and we kept messing things up because he found it funny to imitate the NPC.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess he masturbate thinking of himself

    Kaleb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol while talking to the mirror and winking and complimenting himself on his voice!

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    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to read some of those 882 comments.

    juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, me too! according to the original poster on Reddit, "It’s legit almost 1000 comments of people roasting and posting memes"

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and then everybody clapped.

    Robert Martens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I also mention that I'm kind of a big deal ? I own many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

    Philler Space
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am divorcing my partner of 20 years after reading the glory of your text and only now knowing what it is to truly fall in love. I orgasmed a bit just now fantasizing about you writing it by hand. Use cursive to do it and I'd already be carrying your baby.

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    #36

    What A Catch

    What A Catch

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might feel sorry for her pets.

    NgatiDreadz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a very long way to say you just wanna bang

    CP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna say hit it and quit it.

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    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An alcoholic in debt is kind of unattractive.

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relationship goals /s

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why... Why are you on here pick-me girl?

    Philler Space
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your hollerbrag is also your rock-bottom...

    Kaleb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say your liver yeah your liver will most likely be the next to break your heart as it just gives out

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    #37

    Found This Gem On A Post From A Recipe Page

    Found This Gem On A Post From A Recipe Page

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    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Because it’s cheaper” would have been easier to write, fewer words.

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to imagine cans of soup cheaper than that.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is yummy another word for gross?

    ejfs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "On today's episode of WHO ASKED YOU, we have this person!"

    Steve Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like prison food. I’m looking for something to move in there.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would make change. change the mushroom for ground beef, the sauce for some ketchup and i'd add some buns, oinion and some cheese and grill the ground beef on the BBQ with the buns.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither you nor your gas are getting any of that meal.

    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do Americans make every stew, casserole or bake with 'cream of X soup'? Bleughh.

    Honu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a big trend starting in the 50s for food companies to come up with easy recipes that you could use their products in. They'd print them in advertising or on the label. Campbell's soup did that a lot, so these sorts of recipes are pretty common. Not a thing I do and I'm American. I enjoy cooking and know how to make some decent sauces. However, some people don't. Or they do and sometimes want something fast they can throw together and pop in the oven on a weeknight. Other countries have convenience foods, too. We're hardly alone in that. For instance, I find the idea of powdered custard absolutely noxious. Its existence doesn't lead me to assume that Brits don't know how to make custard.

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    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup. The mushrooms are too big. Campbell's mushrooms are diced.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it? It looks like a dog with gastrointestinal issues ate mushrooms and it came out the back end.

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    #38

    We're All For Growth, But This Is An Asmr Cooking Video

    We're All For Growth, But This Is An Asmr Cooking Video

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    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think some people have extra profiles to like their own posts, then the chain reaction starts.

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    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, I don't think that watching a video adds too many calories...?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I didn't know. Let me just throw away this batch of homemade cookies I just made, because god forbid I eat while you're on a diet.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, Sweetie. EVERYONE knows because you're just so special.

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope everyone knows I'm on a strict diet.*

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    #39

    Take Notes

    Take Notes

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take notes, this will be in the test people

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids, man. They're all idiots, at least those I've come in contact with. Even me.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um then he’s too young to have a YouTube account unless that comment is from 2023.

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was not born in 2010. I'm wearing white socks.

    Spack Jarrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat just dropped something while sitting on my lap. (Can't se what he dropped. Can't move! Cat is on my lap!)

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    Janice Hazeldine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in 2010 so I don't know what a plane is?

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    #40

    I Just Wanted To Play 8 Ball

    I Just Wanted To Play 8 Ball

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And again, another woman who knows she has to walk on egg shells trying to deal with the possibility a man is interested in her, to keep herself safe. If that game invite came out of the blue I think she's being perfectly reasonable.

    Natalia A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that in some instances women do have to behave in the way you describe, but that's still a massive leap for you to make based on a single screenshot.

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    Zet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the less weirdest i have seen so far... set your boundaries.. if you feel uncomfortable about weird messages say so and do not talk around the topic and leave room for interpretation... we don't know what happened between them and what the conversation was like before he asked a seemingly "harmless" question about gaming balls.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He asked if she wanted to play an online pool game. How much more innocent would you need him to be?

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could be wrong, but I think this was one of those mobile games giving users free in-game currencies for sending invitations through some sort of messenger or social media. Usually, these messages get either ignored, or you tell them to stop spamming you.

    Theoden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just want to jump in here for a minute and announce 'I'm Vegan.

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that supposed to be 8 ball or crazy 8's?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez he said to play 8 ball not to play with his balls! (Sorry for that)

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daniel, out of the blue, hits his ex up to play a game? Block this fool.

    RedstonewolfX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a "things that escalated quickly" article that this could have been added to

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    That's a lot of words to say " I have a boyfriend." as an unrelated answer to a question.

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    #41

    That Moment When He Doesn't Compliment You Back

    That Moment When He Doesn't Compliment You Back

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    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, unlike other I-have-a-boyfriend posts here, this one was really dumb.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really stupid (compared to the 8ball post) - she contacted him?

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she legit contacted him thinking she had to let down another one

    Joanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a dating app screenshot...

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    #42

    The Ladies Never Asked, Nor Did The Men Tbf

    The Ladies Never Asked, Nor Did The Men Tbf

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    Joanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIGHT? I've never seen a driveway or road sign like that in England.

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    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either this post was intended for a different thread or it is a kind warning to give all the ladies time to run and hide.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies i just bough a loaf of bread and some apple

    Cristian Mihalache
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! What an idiot. What are the ladies supposed to do? Leave England?

    #43

    Ok Neil

    Ok Neil

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    October
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    De definitely is not wrong. But he is very pretentious too.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to understood what I read, but it's in the inaccessible past. Along with all the reasons why I might have gotten up and walked into a room.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pluto was never ours to give in the first place.

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    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness, Tyson does tweet stuff that sounds like it belongs in a high schooler's notebook.

    BigOrangeTractor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We cannot know the future, true, but I predict that 20 years from now, he'll remember that post and wince.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pretentious way of saying, "we live in the present."

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, violets are violet. Sometimes Neil DeGrasse Tyson should stay quiet.

    Becky Beach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would've been my response too hahaha

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    that's an idiotic statement explaining what time is

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    #44

    Not Even Sure What That Had To Do With The Image Tbh

    Not Even Sure What That Had To Do With The Image Tbh

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was wicked, you made me laugh against my will 😂

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    ejfs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, people with autism find it more difficult to pick up on non-linguistic cues online than those without autism. I know this because my sister is always asking me if someone is being serious or sarcastic.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never happen too me but again i have a 10% body fat and can bench press a cow!

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when people brag about their qualifications

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    #45

    Does A “Smarter Than You” Fact That Was Totally Useless To The Conversation, And Not Even A Correction Count?

    Does A “Smarter Than You” Fact That Was Totally Useless To The Conversation, And Not Even A Correction Count?

    ShivasKratom3 Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say fish are the ones with no brains!

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I'm from (Louisiana)Sea food is anything that lives in water because you say I'm cooking some sea food you don't say I'm cooking some river food

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a whole fresh salmon. Melt butter in a pan and add crushed garlic, about 1 clove, lemon juice and some salt. Slice some fresh lemon and chop some dill and basil. Stuff the salmon with the dill and basil and score the flesh and put some of the herb mix in. Add the lemon slices inside the fish and cut the rest in half to add to the scored areas. Pour on your sauce starting with some in the middle and then , on a piece of kitchen foil, pour some sauce mixture, put the salmon on top and drizzle the remaining sauce on top. Wrap the salmon and either bake it or barbecue it until it is cooked

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess all those Atlantic Salmon are lost, then.

    A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Riverfood? But don't salmon... migrate to the sea?

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do they think "fish" means seafood?

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    #46

    I Have A Civic

    I Have A Civic

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    Claire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that comment was all over the place.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your coach abuses you? Denying water is a terrible idea

    Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the no water thing is real that coach should, at the VERY least, be fired.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your coach has that car on finance!

    BatPig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I heard was Charlie Brown’s teacher

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From 2006? The car is probably worth round a bout 7000€

    #47

    I Mean, “I Can Help” Would Have Worked Too

    I Mean, “I Can Help” Would Have Worked Too

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kind of want a timestamps version with a delay between his

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can help you watch tv. i can eat 2 bags of doritos in under 5min

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bench press his body weight? Is this guy an ant?

    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. And are you going to also follow me home to help me unload it, too? No? Then let’s wait until 4 PM when my friend who can gets off work.

    #48

    Dude In The Red Was Literally Talking About A Mac And Cheese Recipe

    Dude In The Red Was Literally Talking About A Mac And Cheese Recipe

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    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like some people here should see a therapist, or get into journalling.

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure they meant cheating on a diet, but hey cheating can only mean your uncle right?

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The uncle cheated on her with some Mac and Cheese?

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should choose his great uncles better next time I suggest...

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh your poor great uncle's second wife. We're here for you, now that it's about you. Please, go on.

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... How is eating mac and cheese 'cheating'?

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    #49

    Why Laura

    Why Laura

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    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m with the answer on this one, this is stupid and perpetuating stereotypes.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also with the answer, I think she wants to say "Be grateful that you still have your husband, even if he's lazy" - sorry for explaining the obvious - comparing something you don't like about your SO to being widowed is really a bit harsh and rude to people who lost their partner.

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many languages there is a term like "unwidowed widow", equivalent with desertion, from legal times when divorces were unobtainable (like Gräsänka in Swedish, Strohwitwe in German, Onbestorven in Dutch, ... ). That you can jokingly use in this situation.

    Brendan
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    4 years ago

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    A bit sexist, in my opinion. It would be the equivalent of, "a man with a nagging wife."

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    #50

    I Bet His Parents Are Proud

    I Bet His Parents Are Proud

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, you poor wealthy person you...

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, "poor driver" mostly, to get such a high quote you must have hit a number of kerbs and fenders.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh "don't be poor" that's an advice i never thought about! Very useful

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to pay that much on insurance you're a very lousy driver with a lot of points on your drivers license for traffic offences.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! We just have to not be poor! Thank goodness for this absolute legend.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pay that much for insurance, get a better job so it’ll feel like less! So easy!

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're getting mugged off by your insurance company!

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the price of the car, he's being ripped off....

    Steve Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have to remind your mom to write the check?

    #51

    Good For You?

    Good For You?

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to hear their man already has a PS5.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the converse could also be true! Your man wants the PS5, because he’s already got the tools. :)

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all men want both. try listening to your man

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I collect videogame consoles, my fiance collects videogame consoles. Totally happy he doesn't want to collect fixing tools nobody will ever use.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some men do actually work with their tools and don’t just collect them. Some do that and play video games. Some murder children. My only problem with hobbies is that last one.

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    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong. Just wrong. I don't even have a man...

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the tools, I want the PS5. I'm just waiting for the black ones to become available.

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want 3 PS5!!!! One will do....

    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am forever hearing about how mine needs a bench saw, planer machine, router table etc.

    BigOrangeTractor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your man wants crappy quality tools and no fun in his life?

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... Am I greedy if I want both sides?

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    #52

    Commented Under A Meme About Blunts

    Commented Under A Meme About Blunts

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just grow up kid, one of these days you'll be smart enough to laugh at this comment! Good luck. 😄

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am SO bloody happy there wasn't internet (for the general public) when I was 13.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm better than Eminem too... i just don't feel like writing or singing

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    35 likes for this has just made me completely give up on humanity forever.

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    #53

    Yikes, Lady

    Yikes, Lady

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    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone was looking for charity.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found her. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charity_Dean

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    A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just ignore the comment and focus on the article!

    Steve R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The least he could have got her was a book on proofreading.

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    #54

    Garidleed Aw Man I Messed Up

    Garidleed Aw Man I Messed Up

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    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truer words couldn't have been spoken.

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    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garfiekd is what I got.

    Sarah@C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gargield. Huh. Not too damn bad.

    Cookie Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garfield 😱 I guess those typing lessons are paying off!

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    #55

    Maybe Go Somewhere Other Than A Meme Account For Your Relationship Problems

    Maybe Go Somewhere Other Than A Meme Account For Your Relationship Problems

    KittyGal0re Report

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was confused for too long on this polydactyly

    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who tried to do to this before realizing I didn’t have enough fingers?

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit I had to count - I really should go to sleep now....

    A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need 6 fingers on each hand to do this.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t turn my hand either color.

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he used a finger of his second hand to fake picture like this?

    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. These are people actually born with six fingers.

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    #56

    It's Just A Funny Meme Sharon...

    It's Just A Funny Meme Sharon...

    apsoein Report

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original post was so sweet :(

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet it seems to happen all the time, according to the internet.

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    #57

    How Inconsiderate

    How Inconsiderate

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    #58

    This Is A Girl With Almost 8 Million Subs On Youtube Btw

    This Is A Girl With Almost 8 Million Subs On Youtube Btw

    hypermads2003 Report

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. "On accident".

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are courses to fight this urge. https://cmaministry.org/how-to-train-dog-not-to-pee-in-elevator/

    Steve R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse, could have been an escalator.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. I’m torn. On one hand… it’s TMI. On the other hand, if she legit has urinary incontinence… she’s bringing awareness to the fact that even movement, such as the jostling of an elevator stopping and going, can cause you to “leak.” She’s normalizing it for women who might have experienced this, which would not be a bad thing.

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never understand the urge to publicly display this sort of information (real or otherwise) for everyone to see. I just don't get it.

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of likes and retweets though 😲

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incontinence doesn't care about how many followers you have. So sorry to hear that. I peed myself on purpose in 3rd grade, after not being allowed although it was urgent, and I wouldn't have lasted more than five more minutes anyway, and as I was sent home then, I decided to be sent home a few minutes earlier. And I wanted to cause trouble for the teacher refusing to let me go - no, nothing. Another time that effing with me was talked down into being some kind of minor nothing, and a minor case of that, where "nobody is guilty, but you should have gone in the break", which I had done. The laughing of my classmates didn't sound like a minor case ... the fun they made of me neither. "No relevant damage", just some laundry. And also - that day, I didn't look out of the window after finishing a stupid task, so some kind of punishment was overdue anyway ... and, did anyone want to know this?

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Honey, if you honestly have zero bladder control, get to a doctor ASAP. If it's not a medical problem, then you're just disgusting.

    #60

    As Seen On My Twitter Feed This Morning

    As Seen On My Twitter Feed This Morning

    ElMac65 Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, stop f*cking the shower then! It stains the shower head

    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I've found the acidity really helps with the limescale

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And his right arm hurts too....

    Steve R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just get my dad a card for Father's Day. She's really going the extra mile.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stop shower sex with your dad then!

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    #62

    I Just Wanted To Learn About Leeches

    I Just Wanted To Learn About Leeches

    celmaigri Report

    #63

    Well Here's A Fun Fact I Never Needed To Know

    Well Here's A Fun Fact I Never Needed To Know

    drabteeshirt Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    back in 88 we both reach for the same box of lucky charm in the grocery but i let him have it. that's one box less i hadn't in my life

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Lord that was very unnecessary. Tacky!

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    #65

    The Irony Lol

    The Irony Lol

    LemonGorilla256 Report

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    #66

    Someone Attention Seeking On A Tumblr Pov Meme Post

    Someone Attention Seeking On A Tumblr Pov Meme Post

    FujisakiChihiro Report

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t realize you had to either be depressed or at a hotel when you’re 12. I guess you can’t be both.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're walking and your ankle makes an attempt on your life so you end up here:

    #67

    R/Murderedbywords

    R/Murderedbywords

    PomboCientifico Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    then why did you do it then

    #68

    She's Sooooo Different

    She's Sooooo Different

    schmadimax Report

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    #69

    Stultus Es

    Stultus Es

    IlluminatiPressDept Report

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed the joke so bad they can already see it coming back on their other side...

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke be like: https://youtu.be/5PEg-DBfJFA?t=36

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    #70

    This Was After People Called Him Out For Saying Females Like It Rapey And He Was Banging Two Chicks At The Same Time

    This Was After People Called Him Out For Saying Females Like It Rapey And He Was Banging Two Chicks At The Same Time

    DrCoachNDaHouse Report

    #71

    Haha Didn’t Steal

    Haha Didn’t Steal

    Tobysmouse Report

    #72

    I Mean, You're Not Wrong... Just... Absolutely Nobody Asked For This

    I Mean, You're Not Wrong... Just... Absolutely Nobody Asked For This

    DocBrooklyn Report

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think some people just can't pass a post without commenting.

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    #73

    This Dude Sounds Wounded

    This Dude Sounds Wounded

    chocolaterain27 Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, you've never seen your ex's vagina! You've never seen any vagina! If you had, you'd have some idea about how they work.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, this is a person who can't pass by a post without trying to add a "funny" comment. I may have been guilty of this in the past.

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way of telling how small your d**k is.

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    #74

    Very Specific Rebuttal To Dropping Coffee Nihilism

    Very Specific Rebuttal To Dropping Coffee Nihilism

    reddit.com Report

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere somebody always has it worse than me - and still my feelings are valid and so are yours. I am sure this guy is tremendous fun at parties.

    #75

    Can't Let A Man Celebrate!

    Can't Let A Man Celebrate!

    Volleyballhero Report

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the new interpretation of the pic

    What ninjas can't
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this, I hate how some ex-addicts cant just congratulate others on how long they've been sober, or just stfu and stop putting others down and make it seem like their effort isnt worth it because they havent been sober as long as them. One month? Good for you! Ten years? Good for you! Because every day youre sober is another victory.

    #76

    Thanks Jimmy, We Definitely Needed To Know That

    Thanks Jimmy, We Definitely Needed To Know That

    Queeniac Report

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he's probably got millions for an ad budget...and this was what was chosen? Really?

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not so much fun as a fail at humor

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird flex but ok. Usually hear the back of a car.

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    #77

    Fair Enough Mate

    Fair Enough Mate

    harpmansheroin Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm in computer support

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    #78

    Found In The Reviews For A Phone Case. Last Night I Hook Up With A Girl

    Found In The Reviews For A Phone Case. Last Night I Hook Up With A Girl

    arimeffie Report

    #79

    Thanks For Ruining It

    Thanks For Ruining It

    reddit.com Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, that's one cute bat!

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, what kind of person dislikes bats? I'm always happy when I see them again, hunting around the street light in front of my house ... haven't seen them a few weeks, but as I work elsewhere, it may be due to that. I also might worry if they're ok, I haven't seen any since May or June. Seriously, bats are totally cool, in many ways, and as every animal - they just wanna live and get by... Leaving them alone, letting them be, is the lowest we owe to every single species on this earth.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genocide is usually a pretty bad thing

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geocide? The murder of stones? Like the assassination of King Rocky The Rock, Rock King Of Rocktopia?

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    #80

    Hey, I Am A Speed Cuber! Guys! Anyone!?

    Hey, I Am A Speed Cuber! Guys! Anyone!?

    T410 Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woman on the left looks like she's got minecraft cow eyes.

    Joanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comment's better than the racist original post!

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you think the original post is racist? I think the caption was quite funny and the picture is really sweet!

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    #81

    When You Have Juicy Gossip But Nobody Asked

    When You Have Juicy Gossip But Nobody Asked

    NomNomFruityPebbles Report

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    #82

    I Missed The Part Where That's My Problem

    I Missed The Part Where That's My Problem

    HelloLindseyHere Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i felt bad for the guy. how could you slap someone who just told you he loves you? i took courage to do that. but if she reacted like that she dodge a bullet

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would wonder about the actual words he used to confess to his crush. Maybe he said he loves her, maybe he said he'd like to do her and deserved a slap.

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    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original post was funny though

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    #83

    Science Student Cringes At The Legitimate Use Of The Word Chemistry (In The Context Of Romantic Chemistry)

    Science Student Cringes At The Legitimate Use Of The Word Chemistry (In The Context Of Romantic Chemistry)

    Shiny_Palace Report

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fellow “(student) scientist”, I can assure you the rest of us can understand context, colloquialism, and comedy.

    #84

    A Review For Multivitamins

    A Review For Multivitamins

    Hayha99 Report

    #85

    Fr Tho

    Fr Tho

    Lipinoid Report

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell you are a virgin without saying you are a virgin.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Premature ejaculation is an issue that affects lots of men, you should consult your doctor for advise!

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    #86

    Typical Cardi

    Typical Cardi

    iamcardib Report

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is he same Cardi B who drugged and robbed someone, right?

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    #87

    Stay Classy

    Stay Classy

    jamos99 Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guildford! Home of the famous Guildford Stranglers, Hugh haven't hung a single person in public since 1990.

    #88

    Most Comments Were Pretty Nice And Were About Actual Bananas But Then This Dude Decides To Come In

    Most Comments Were Pretty Nice And Were About Actual Bananas But Then This Dude Decides To Come In

    reddit.com Report

    #89

    On A Sales Post For Pokemon Cards

    On A Sales Post For Pokemon Cards

    Zennyboy64 Report

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The four Fs (basic and most primal drives): fighting, fleeing, feeding and matering.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He a little confused, but he has the right spirit.

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only one? And is that Tow-mater

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    #90

    This Is Art

    This Is Art

    aNeonSpecter Report

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully all featuring legal, consenting adults.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did i read this in 1960s cigarette commercial voice

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    #91

    Dude Posted This In A Facebook Group About "What People Are Wearing"

    Dude Posted This In A Facebook Group About "What People Are Wearing"

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    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor little boy, trying so hard.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's also signing "I love you" in sign language when I bet he's trying to sign "rock on"

    Alfie Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So maybe 8 months he been smoking?

    #92

    Alright Thank You Billy!

    Alright Thank You Billy!

    LukaNo007 Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    feel sorry for that kid. parent raise an asshole

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what is your contribution except being an insufferable leech?

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said it before, I'll say it again: kids are idiots. But at that age, I find they should know better.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re broke too, you dont have a salary. Your parents do.

    #93

    We Get It, You Have Sex

    We Get It, You Have Sex

    _darkstalker_ Report

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    #94

    Don’t Know Where That Came From

    Don’t Know Where That Came From

    mariestarlove Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    waiting for the next one announcing she's a vegan

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    #95

    Dad?

    Dad?

    Back2november Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw my Grandma naked. In hospital. Didn't ask for it, but at least, she didn't have a ... certain device dangling between her legs. I'm off better I guess.......

    #96

    Found On A Super Mario 3D World Challenge Video

    Found On A Super Mario 3D World Challenge Video

    zubat23 Report

    #97

    Sober? Great! Now Become Vegan!

    Sober? Great! Now Become Vegan!

    macabrejaguar Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't give him reason to start heroine again for god sake!

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong. I'm not saying being a vegan is wrong, I'm one and pretty convinced about it. But, this guy has other issues to take care of right now. For some, it may be a point in life where becoming a vegan is right, for some it isn't. Just brushing this adviece over anyone and everyone, at any time, does neither take into account what serious things a recovering addict is to do, has to do, nor does it take into account that being a vegan isn't just some deitary choice, or becoming one isn't a means of supporting other progress, but a serious decision in its own right. Also, does he even want to become one? If he expresses interest in it - offer support if you can and want. If he just gets by, day-to-day. People who haven't been there shouldn't feel entitled to give advice. They don't know, they just don't know, for they can't know. Veganism is great, there's a ton of reasons to it, but this isn't the time, place and situation in which advertising it is right.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he just gets by, day-to-day ... I didn't end the sentence and ran out of space, so ... if he just gets by day-to-day, becoming a vegan would only make it worse. If he wants to ... fine, offer support. If you're into heavy advertising it, instead of convincing by cooking delicious stuff - fine with me, as I think industrial use of animals is wrong, I won't ever advise continuing it by any means, but look at who you're aiming at. Look at the situation they're in. Does this feel right? Also, it may cause more damage, to him and to the idea of veganism. If supporting a recovering addict isn't unconditional, it won't work. Also, it is hard enough without additional loads of work and transitions. Leave it be. Try again later. Support those who ask for it. Don't connect things that don't go with one another. Also - who says he isn't already? Addicts are persons in their own right, by no means less of a human than anyone else, and may have a set of values they beleive in and live by already

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    #98

    Classic Response

    Classic Response

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    #99

    Thats One Of The Funniest Facts I’ve Ever Heard

    Thats One Of The Funniest Facts I’ve Ever Heard

    cakeluvr6969 Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're sucking some d!ck and you NEED to tell the planet about it... that's sad

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: I actually f*cked a girl while someone I don't even know watched Ratatouille. At least, I am not able to prove otherwise, though I haven't even tried. And I do like the colour purple although I'm straight, and my cat pooped an hour ago, and my car has exactly four wheels, and ... and ... lamps emit light, you know ... Smoking requires being able to handle fire ... I ate rice, once, and then the next day, I ate rice, again, but differently, so it didn't get boring ... where were we? Oh, and I have fingernails that bear no specialties in them, but are just regular and cut pretty short. Anyone cares, still? I have seen a bird a few seconds ago. In front of my window. It's a birdwatching device now, I guess ... or something ... hell, not even I care about any of this.

    Shona
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean with those pfps.......

    #100

    Stumbled Into This Gem

    Stumbled Into This Gem

    Awesomeparty808 Report

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I cannot differentiate these "woke" people from fundamentalist extremists by their views on things.

    #101

    Debated Posting Here Or R/Ihavesex

    Debated Posting Here Or R/Ihavesex

    popaquickHonthebox Report

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pretty depressing to see that despite all the information at our fingertips these days, people still think socialism equals communism. But then again, ditching school and shagging, good times. Uhh I mean kids stay in school, and do not do this.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the second one seem more fun

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    #102

    Ah, Facebook. A Breeding Ground For Creeps (The Comment)

    Ah, Facebook. A Breeding Ground For Creeps (The Comment)

    Tanker742 Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is he talking to Carole Baskin?

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... does this dude know what these posts are public?

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    #103

    .....what The F**k

    .....what The F**k

    je_suis_un_negre Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah... sweet home alabama

    Alison Marchand
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the sister is living in an Amish community, it doesn't take a psychic to see there will be some awkward family dinners in the future.

    #104

    Want To Die Right Now

    Want To Die Right Now

    aniconico Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with these people?

    #105

    Scrooge

    Scrooge

    8ennifer Report

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    #106

    Fml

    Fml

    lmaonopoint Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy's on one of 3 of the Rich Person Bankrupters.

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    #107

    Unconditional Love

    Unconditional Love

    SophieCulleton123 Report

    #108

    Bruh! Why?

    Bruh! Why?

    reddit.com Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids also watch the... *ahem* "Content" that has been generated on YouTube Kids.

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    #109

    February 29th

    February 29th

    iah_c Report

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with Feb 29? Happening every 4 years

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    #110

    50 Big Macs

    50 Big Macs

    reddit.com Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL you can eat 50 big macs a day and still be alive

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    #111

    Found On A "Day In A Life" Video Of A Japanese Youtuber

    Found On A "Day In A Life" Video Of A Japanese Youtuber

    reddit.com Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess he's talking about his sex doll

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably means "waifu body pillow"

    #112

    This Was Posted Under An Article About Disney Animation

    This Was Posted Under An Article About Disney Animation

    Spensauras-Rex Report

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if I watch your life in fast-forward, the people on social media will help you learn your place too!

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She breaks up with the prince, then gives him a shoe, goes dancing with him, gets a fairy godmother to turn her ballgown into rags, moves back in with her abusive stepfamily for a bit, then she gets a little younger, her stepfamily moves out and her parents come back to life, IIRC.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't expect much from someone who has the redneck flag with gun as a avatar

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you play Trumps life fast forward you discover that his life will end like it started. As an entitled toddler who needs to have his diapers changed regularly.

    Joanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture tells us all we need to know

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, backwards the story would be: She leaves her husband, he tries to buy her love with shoes, she moves in with her stepmother and stepsiblings, get's abused until she reunites with her father and is happy again.

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone read the french books by Comtesse de Segur? Feels the same at the end of most of them.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her place is being a slave in her own house? I mean, that's literally her property.

    #113

    They Had Me In The First Half, Ngl

    They Had Me In The First Half, Ngl

    MyFakePlantlsDying Report

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amateur. You'll never forget your first jalapeno. ;)

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried a jalapeno, had to switch to popsicles afterwards...

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    #114

    Thanks For The Update!

    Thanks For The Update!

    666antichrist Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's for the cops in case she's been arrested

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...because nobody asked.

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    #115

    I Wish You Were Joking Too, Buddy

    I Wish You Were Joking Too, Buddy

    je_suis_un_negre Report

    #116

    Thank You Casanova, Very Cool

    Thank You Casanova, Very Cool

    darthphallic Report

    #117

    Wow, That's Neat

    Wow, That's Neat

    reverenthouse15 Report

    Alfie Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was hilarious.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man's about to become Two Finger Joe.

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    #118

    Ma'am

    Ma'am

    ladymeap Report

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all those people who asked how to behave more like a guy? Don't do it this way.

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    #119

    Ma’am Please There’s Children On Board

    Ma’am Please There’s Children On Board

    auraiesen Report

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the warning. I''ll fly coach.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    note to self: next halloween disguise myself as a delta one seat

    #120

    Bro Huuuuuhh??

    Bro Huuuuuhh??

    kurodeux Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. And, never forget that you need two pairs of socks, right? I mean, keeping such an immense ... Maximus Apparatus Dickus - Enlarged - Ulitimate Penetraitor ... a so-called "MADE UP", warm is kinda important, as we're like kinda about to enter winter, ... said horse-sized most significant part of you shall not be compromised by cold shrinking - who bears 10 inches in his pants can never afford losing even 1/128" of it.

    #121

    First Thing I See On Facebook This Morning

    First Thing I See On Facebook This Morning

    Ginger_kittycat Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Nope.       F*ck this.

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    #122

    His Fingers Can Do A Lot

    His Fingers Can Do A Lot

    4myers Report

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy who knows only a squeeze grip won't be as flexible as a pianist.

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    #123

    I Assume They Pay For Both Activities

    I Assume They Pay For Both Activities

    PretEngineer01 Report

    #124

    Well Then... Thanks For That Information I Guess? Happy Birthday?

    Well Then... Thanks For That Information I Guess? Happy Birthday?

    Disrmeddireflamingo Report

    #125

    Thanks For The Recipe I Guess

    Thanks For The Recipe I Guess

    0VYXE0 Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are more than four different types of cheese. It's literally thousands!

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know, so I can avoid it like the plague.

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    #126

    Seen On A Post About Small People

    Seen On A Post About Small People

    giulio_beh Report

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    #127

    This Was On A Funny Spongebob Comic About Plankton And His Wife

    This Was On A Funny Spongebob Comic About Plankton And His Wife

    Beelzebuddey Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    Robots deserve boobs. Who's with me?

    #128

    Found On R/Gatekeeping. Thought It Would Be Appropriate Here Too

    Found On R/Gatekeeping. Thought It Would Be Appropriate Here Too

    DishyNiBBa Report

    Ciel Pike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pain is still pain lots is stuff hurts

    #129

    Dude Tries To Educate Tom Brady On How To Stay Healthy

    Dude Tries To Educate Tom Brady On How To Stay Healthy

    reddit.com Report

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    #130

    Neil Degrasse Tyson

    Neil Degrasse Tyson

    hoojbooj Report

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here we all thought it was 100% realistic.

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats what he has the problem with not the fact she has ice powers and the talking snowman

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because the ice powers are cool (see what I did there)

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    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I for one, found it an interesting fun fact.

    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re right: nobody asked, cause they’re smart enough to realize she’s a f*****g cartoon.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look NDT's Twitter is all about random ramblings. I don't see how this fits onto this list.

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess Neil's never seen Donald Duck.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should show the man some anime.

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    #131

    What The F**k

    What The F**k

    _Levitated_Shield_ Report

    #132

    On A Slime Vid

    On A Slime Vid

    Sabine_Boo Report

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you heard of slime? Like on Nickelodeon? Have you heard of videos? People like to watch strange things. Visual fidget spinner.

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    #133

    A Reply To My Shower Thought, Please Explain?

    A Reply To My Shower Thought, Please Explain?

    KeybladeMaster1994 Report

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    #134

    The Facebook Rabbit Hole Wields Cringey Rewards

    The Facebook Rabbit Hole Wields Cringey Rewards

    blonde_boi Report

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    #135

    He Even Acknowledges That Nobody Asked

    He Even Acknowledges That Nobody Asked

    ReasonablyAssured Report

    Juniper D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he’s just pointing out something interesting that he recognized. not that big of a deal. also it’s kinda his job.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow some people just hates knowing more.

    #136

    Guys’ He’s Not Even Seen The Movie!😳 Kinda Cringe Ngl

    Guys’ He’s Not Even Seen The Movie!😳 Kinda Cringe Ngl

    AllanEatsA** Report

    #137

    Appreciate You Letting Me Know

    Appreciate You Letting Me Know

    ScoMosTravelAgent Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to google "smegma"... Yuck, I did not even know it existed...

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell us what it is so we don't have to look it up

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so many question here...

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    #138

    A Gem I Found

    A Gem I Found

    I8pT Report

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    #139

    Posted At 10 In The Morning

    Posted At 10 In The Morning

    unwiped-butthole Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd like to see those 5 comments

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably these: "dude, nobody asked", "I'll join you", "wtf", "good to know", and "nobody wants to hear about your porn addiction"

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    #140

    For The Aesthetic

    For The Aesthetic

    saleh_water Report

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Want to be alone for the aesthetic"? That's....something.

    #141

    Found This On Instagram... But Why?

    Found This On Instagram... But Why?

    Sekt0rrr Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That means jack sh*t to anyone with a brain.

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    #142

    F**kboi

    F**kboi

    Skibcus Report

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incel is strong with this one.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Au contraire. Attractive assholes are precisely the opposite of incels.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're a 16yo douchebag

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You misspelled douchbag

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    #143

    Thanks Youtube

    Thanks Youtube

    Delfphino Report

    #144

    Most Comments Were Pretty Nice And Were About Actual Bananas But Then This Dude Decides To Come In

    Most Comments Were Pretty Nice And Were About Actual Bananas But Then This Dude Decides To Come In

    reddit.com Report