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Can't reach that itch in the middle of your back? Can't get that jar of pickles open? And you ran out of kitty litter again?
Never fear, as I have created everyday superheroes that fight real everyday problems, such as when you realize that you don't have change for the parking meter. No worries, Change-For-The-Parking-Meter Man is on the job!
Coffee Woman always shows up at 3 pm. Fabric Softener Man fights to keep Static Electricity Man at bay, although he's usually easy to spot as he has a pesky balloon or two always stuck to him.
I'm an award-winning photojournalist and wildlife photographer based in Barrie, Ontario, Canada. I primarily work for www.BarrieToday.com and I have been in the news business since 2005. It's nice to create something fantastical and fictional after a hard day's work capturing the real world around me.
Visit my previous post here on Bored Panda, where I used AI to see Dog Puns coming to life.
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#1
Pollinator Man
A hero of Earth, and is sadly allergic to pollen.
Final score:
99points
Dmitri Johnson 2 years ago
okay but the fact that he is a bee themed hero an is allergic to pollen is just hillorius to me
In general, I love creating, and this new tech (AI) has improved so much in the past year that I'm basically only limited by my imagination.
I don't really doodle much when I'm bored or thinking about my next work assignment, like many people do, so I find myself playing with AI imagery nowadays. I could get on a creative roll and make a set in just a few hours, or it could be something that I pick away at when I can over a few days or a week. There is a lot of tweaking of the word prompts and "re-rolling", as it's called, to get them how I want to look.
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#2
Mri Woman
She is a hero because that cancer won't find itself.
Final score:
82points
Lavendeer 201 3 years ago
Fr a superhero like her would save so many lives, money, and time. Healthcare based superheroes are now a new interest lol
BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago
this one is so needed, for me personally too. Cancer runs in my family blah blah blah but MRIs are expensive and maybe she can just look and spit out a picture so it will even be easier for everyone with any needs for an MRI
#3
Coffee Woman
Final score:
79points
I Am John 3 years ago
Honest and genuine question for American friends on BP. When you say cream, do you mean actual cream, or milk? I've always wondered?
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I'm not a fan of "real" superheroes and I don't watch the movies, but there is a need for everyday first-world-problem solvers that can do it in style. I've always been a daydreamer, just as much now as when I was a little kid bored in class. My imagination seems to take me anywhere I want to go, which I love.
#4
Pun Man
His alter ego is...well...me.
Final score:
78points
Henrik Schmidt 3 years ago
Those women look WEIRD. Especially the one on the right. But that's AI "art" for you.
Brian Palmero 2 years ago
I like how it kind of looks like Jensen Ackles you could just hear his voice doing the bad puns
#5
Sleeping-In Man
He'll save you tomorrow.
Final score:
74points
My favorite superhero is Teacher Woman, as my wife is an elementary school teacher, and I'm always proud of what she does. She was born to teach. I do like ones that are a bit "out there", so my second choice would have to be Change-For-The-Parking Meter Man. I never remember to carry coins with me.
#6
Cat Litter Man
Who is like Sandman, but with litter.
Final score:
74points
ThisIsMe 3 years ago
Does he just bring litter, or will he also scoop what's there? I need more details!!!!!
BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago
MR SANDMAN BRING ME SOME SAND, HELD IN YOUR POCKET, PROPELLED BY YOUR HANDDD
#7
Dishwasher Man
Final score:
73points
Kristina Cowan 2 years ago (edited)
This city is full of dirty dishes, and it's my job to fight grime!! I Am Dishwasher Man!!! 🫖☕
In the future, I am planning on more series. For now, I just have no idea where it will take me, but the more silly and far-fetched, the better.
People say that these AI creations are not art, and that's a valid argument, but what is art anyway? I don't think it has to be defined by the use of a paintbrush or pencil. All have the same thing in common: imagination. AI prompts are just another tool to express that imagination. I wrote a column recently about this very thing.
#8
Jar Opener Man
Always popular with the ladies.
Final score:
71points
Kevin Lamb (Submission author) 3 years ago
It's why he's so good at jar-opening.
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#9
Change-For-The-Parking-Meter Man
Has the coins you need.
Final score:
71points
#10
Fitted Sheet Woman
Says "give me that, useless man".
Final score:
66points
Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago
Can fold a fitted sheet like it’s brand new. Can also put fitted sheets on a bed without ever having to rearrange it so the corners fit correctly. My hero!
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
Ohhhh! Can she just come to my place every Wednesday when I do laundry.
#11
Teacher Woman
Will straighten out those little monsters.
Final score:
64points
#12
Contact Lens Woman
Finds them on the ground for you.
Final score:
63points
Lavendeer 201 3 years ago
I hope she has some wash for them bc I know I don't wanna put my contact back in after it being on the ground XD
gustavo silva 3 years ago
Actually, throw it away please. You don't want an infection in yoir cornea, that can make you lose your eyeball
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Not to be confused with "Contactless Woman", the champion of introverts everywhere.
#13
Buttered Toast Man
Because who doesn't love toast?
Final score:
60points
Blue Strawberry 2 years ago
HE HAS 6 FINGERS ON HIS RIGHT HAND- AND HIS THUMB IS SO WEIRD 0N his left hand.(sorry, my keyboard was on caps lock.
#14
Comfortable Shoes Man
Final score:
52points
Kelsey Rivera 2 years ago
I feel this one should be a women because if u r a gurl you'll know
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#15
Toad Man
Every gardener's hero.
Final score:
46points
#16
Happy Man
Always annoying. His alter ego's name is Ray O'Sunshine, of course.
Final score:
45points
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
Gotta love the glint of insanity in those eyes. Like he's Superhero Joker - "you're going to smile, mister, and you'll like it! "
the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago (edited)
i am very very afraid of this man and his abnormal amount of teeth and nipples
steampunk dandelion 3 years ago
it's just another nipple idk what you're talking about
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#17
I-Don't-Know-What-Do-You-Want-To-Eat Woman
Is a formidable opponent.
Final score:
43points
Let’s Be Kind 3 years ago
I think the only missing superhero in this post is Pocket Woman. She can add pockets to any women’s clothing.
LaKyshia Godfrey 3 years ago
If she only creates woman's sizes pockets she's a villain
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MalayDragon 3 years ago
Wouldn't she be a supervillian though... This is a common argument for couples.
#18
Back Scratcher Man
Has all the tools.
Final score:
40points
Rachel Magnone 2 years ago
I couldn’t get past super long thumb to even look at fingers
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morticia_b85 3 years ago
Ehhh nah thanks. Looks like he'd rip the skin off you... with all those fingers and weird thumb and big evil looking grin, I'm good lol
#19
Mr. Kayakhead
Son of a famous Canadian, Mr. Canoehead.
Final score:
40points
Blue Strawberry 2 years ago
My mom and I laughed for hours after we found out about that🤣🤣
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Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
Look up Kids in the Hall, a Canadian comic troupe. It's a thing up here.
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#21
Fabric Softener Man
Static Electricity Man's nemesis.
Final score:
39points
#22
Static Electricity Man
An easy villain to spot with balloons stuck on him.
Final score:
33points
#23
Plunger Man
Final score:
31points
Evie 3 years ago (edited)
"While"? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad Plunger Man is so dedicated, but can he wait till I'm done? 😂
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Pterodactyl in Disguise 3 years ago
Also, it’s AI, not every little detail will look perfectly right bc it’s not an real artist
Apatheist Account2 3 years ago
Actually, it's not AI, it's CGI. There's no Artificial Intelligence involved.
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Pterodactyl in Disguise 3 years ago
Also, it’s AI, not every little detail will look perfectly right bc it’s not an real artist
Apatheist Account2 3 years ago
Actually, it's not AI, it's CGI. There's no Artificial Intelligence involved.
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