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On paper, the existence of reviews is a blessing. Thanks to all the people who take a few minutes to share their experiences—whether it’s a hotel stay, a restaurant meal, or an electronic purchase—we can make faster and more informed decisions about where to go and what to buy. How could there possibly be any downside to this?

Well, as it turns out, there can be plenty. If you’ve ever worked with the general public, you know that common sense isn’t exactly universal. Some people have terrible experiences for one simple reason: they’re terrible customers. And their reviews? Absolutely unhinged.

The subreddit r/EntitledReviews gathers some of the most audacious examples of this phenomenon. We’ve rounded up some of the worst offenders below—scroll down to witness the chaos.

#1

One Star Review For Pride Flag

Screenshot of an absurd online review by an entitled customer and a blunt owner response about a pride flag and freedom of speech.

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Mrreoww
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bright colours in the wild deter predators. Perhaps the pride flag, as bright as it is, is doing the work of nature.

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    #2

    "Socialist Hateful Place"

    Absurd review rant about politics, restroom policy, and poor service in a controversial business setting.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They let trans men walk into women's bathroom.." You are MAGA , this is what you want. If people want to bigot, they should get their terminology right.

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    There’s a special kind of energy that goes into writing a bad review. That does not mean the complaint is fair, but the effort is often impressive. Glowing reviews are usually short and sweet. A quick five stars and maybe a promise to come back.

    Bad ones, meanwhile, arrive like a full theatrical performance, complete with dramatic wording, all caps, and the occasional insult thrown in for flavor.

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    #4

    Entitled Parents

    Screenshot of absurd reviews showing an infant fed pickled red onions causing a negative reaction and a sarcastic reply.

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    There is a reason for that. People are more likely to leave a review when they are feeling something strongly, whether that feeling is delight or frustration.

    But frustration usually hits harder. As National Strategic Group explains, negative experiences tend to carry more weight in the way people react as consumers.

    Think of it this way. Finding $50 on the street would probably put you in a good mood for a while. Losing $50, though, could annoy you for the rest of the day and maybe longer.

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    #5

    Entitled Tourist Is Furious That Small-Town Auto Shop Won’t Fix His iPad On Wheels

    Customer complains about shop refusing Tesla service, highlighting absurd reviews from entitled people who don’t understand how the world works.

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    #6

    When Parents Leave Out The Rest Of The Story

    One-star entitled review of animal adoption experience with a defensive response from shelter staff explaining safety concerns.

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    Daya
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if they were allowed to adopt said cat, it will be dumped two weeks later for hissing, hiding and scratching the kids.... Please, get those kids a plushie.

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    Psychologists call this negativity bias. Our brains are wired to pay closer attention to bad experiences than good ones. It is an old survival mechanism.

    In the distant past, remembering a dangerous situation mattered a lot more than savoring a pleasant one. If something could harm you, your brain wanted that information filed away immediately.

    #7

    They Gave Me Too Much Food

    Screenshot of an absurd customer review and owner response highlighting entitled complaints and misunderstandings.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get a two-seater car. Then you won't forget your food on the back seat...

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    #8

    Now Who's Crying

    Screenshot of an absurd online review from an entitled customer showing misunderstanding in a wellness studio setting.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But walk into that reviewer's living room with a "Charlie Kirk got what he wanted for others to suffer" and he'll freak out.

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    #9

    Have A Blessed Day

    One-star absurd customer review about mask rules from entitled people and a sharp owner’s public response.

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a whiny child. Embarrassing behaviour.

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    As a result, negative experiences tend to trigger stronger brain activity, especially in areas like the amygdala, and often leave behind longer-lasting memories.

    That helps explain why one rude waiter or one disappointing meal can keep replaying in your head all evening, right up until you open the review box and start typing like your life depends on it.

    #10

    Kids Throwing Rocks At Animals

    One-star review of farm visit with rude owner and unruly children disrupting animals, illustrating absurd entitled customer complaints.

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    Richard Smith
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans are the worst animals on this planet.

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    #11

    Not “Barefoot” Friendly

    Screenshot of an absurd online review where a customer complains about barefoot policies at a restaurant.

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    Maya_D
    Community Member
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you even want to be barefoot in a dog-friendly venue? Or any venue really, but that seems especially unsanitary.

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    #12

    I Want Boba

    Customer complains about boba tea quality and service; owner responds defending expensive teas and young staff professionalism.

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    antoinette maldari
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always satisfied when owners use the phrase "Never come back", with zero F's to give.

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    Still, even the best business in the world is never going to please every single person who walks through the door or places an order. Sometimes mistakes happen.

    And sometimes the problem is a customer who seems to be operating under rules known only to them. The kind of person who makes you wonder whether this is their first day interacting with other humans.

    #13

    Wants To Declaw The Cat

    One-star review from an animal rescue owner explaining declawing policy and rejecting an adoption application.

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    Razill
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Declawing should be banned. End of discussion

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    #14

    Great Response From The Owner

    Absurd review from an entitled customer complaining about posted closing times and restaurant service hours.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same type of person who shows up before opening time and demands to be admitted and served.

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    #15

    Stay Away Creep!

    One-star absurd review about a bouncer banning a man, with bar owner responding to entitled behavior.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a real step up from the other complaints on this list. It would be great if the bar had cctv footage to pass on to the police.

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    The good news is that a bad review does not automatically spell disaster. In some cases, it can even make a business look more reliable. It may sound counterintuitive, but a spotless wall of perfect five-star ratings can actually make people suspicious.

    Most of us know that nothing is flawless, so when every single review is positive, it can start to feel fake or even paid for. A couple of bad reviews, on the other hand, can make a place seem more believable. An overall rating of 4.2 often feels far more trustworthy than a perfect 5.0.

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    #16

    550 Days Later

    One-star absurd review from an entitled customer baffling a fishing guide after a supposedly disappointing experience.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    550 days later? It's never too late to be wrong. My whole life is a testament to that.

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    #17

    Livid For That Blooming Onion

    Review of Outback Steakhouse with an absurd complaint about a missing bloomin onion and a husband eating it in the car.

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    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she owned the mistake and did her best to put it right

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    #18

    Safe Travels Back To NC

    Negative customer review and owner response illustrating absurd reviews from entitled people who don’t understand how the world works.

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    Kalikima
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you want to bet that she didn't give a glowing review to the other establishment she mentions, but doesn't even name drop and give them a little bump?

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    What matters most, then, is how a business responds. Thrive Agency says bad reviews should never be ignored. If people can see a company warmly replying to praise while saying nothing to criticism, that silence can speak pretty loudly.

    Answering both positive and negative reviews shows that the business is paying attention to all feedback, not just the flattering kind.

    #19

    We Remember You

    One-star absurd review complaining about a pizza order delay with an owner’s sarcastic response included.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asks for extra cheese, complains when they get extra cheese.

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    #20

    Woke Leftist Bookstore Review

    Screenshot of an absurd review complaining about woke literature in a children's book section with a bookshop owner's reply.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! This book has a person of colour on the front! And this one shows two women! They might be in a relationship! I must be away to the local MAGA bookshop!

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    #21

    I Need Pizza On Christmas

    Pizzeria exterior with a customer’s absurd review and owner’s response highlighting entitled behavior and world misunderstandings.

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks BP for censoring the excessive unselected stars. No telling how my mind would've been warped otherwise!

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    The tone of that response matters just as much. Even when a review is exaggerated or unfair, the reply should stay calm and professional.

    Getting defensive might feel satisfying for five seconds, but it is rarely a smart move when future customers are reading along. A thoughtful response shows that the business can handle problems responsibly.

    #22

    Plant Nursery, Not Cat Cafe

    One-star review about missing cats at a garden nursery with owner explaining cats deter pests and roam freely.

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a BP author write that review? The capitalisation is really bugging me.

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    #23

    Why Can’t I Bring My Children To A Bar!? It Has Video Games!!!

    Screenshot of an absurd arcade review complaining about age restrictions and adult-only arcade experience.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT! You mean I can't get a Big Mac at Wendy's. This world is really going to hèll in a hand cart.

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    #24

    Its Discrimination To Not Break The Law For Me!

    Absurd review from entitled customer upset about being denied pub entry with newborn due to alcohol laws and discrimination claims.

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    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the stupid bint who complained that an actual rock concert was damaging her toddler's ears - firstly, how TF did you get that kid in there, and WHY?

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    A good reply usually starts by acknowledging the issue and apologizing for the customer’s experience. If there was a misunderstanding, it helps to explain it clearly and politely.

    Businesses can also say how they plan to improve, and in some situations, offering compensation may make sense. That part depends on what actually happened.

    #25

    Closed 3 Min Ago At Little Caesars

    Customer review ranting about bad service and entitled complaints in absurd reviews from people misunderstanding business rules.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...after a church meeting." From what I often see on here, there is no one more entitled than certain Christians.

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    #26

    ! Here’s My Favorite Review Of All Time

    Absurd review of Grand Haven State Park lake complaining about cold water, bugs, and noisy teenagers flaunting mobility.

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    Fransanchez
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    flaunting their movility......the heck🤣🤣🤣

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    #27

    Just Crazy

    One-star review of Titanic Museum with an owner response highlighting museum's approach to passenger stories.

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    Richard Smith
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a great deal of respect for the owner not taking that bait.

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    As for the reviews in this lineup, compensation is not required. What some of these reviewers really need is a crash course in common sense.

    Maybe a nap. Maybe a cup of chamomile tea. Maybe ten full minutes of sitting quietly before hitting “post.” Anything that might help them remember that other people exist and deserve at least a little respect.

    #28

    Cave Can't Be Old Because I Said So

    Absurd review from an entitled person questioning cave age with inaccurate beliefs in a misleading tour guide experience.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can have a tour based on scientific established facts or.....a silly tour based on "Young Earth creationism" . Are you going to pay extra for a pastor to come in and provide the second one?

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    #29

    Thief

    Customer and spa owner exchange lengthy dispute over misunderstanding about free samples in review of a small business.

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    BrownEyedGrrl
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My daughter tried to steal from you so you told us to leave. How DARE you!"

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    #30

    Here We Are

    Absurd review from entitled customer complaining about illegal gun purchase and rude communication at a local business.

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    Richard Smith
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Denying a felon a firearm? How UN-American (unfortunately)...

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    #31

    Pet Owner Shaves Their Dog With A Human Razor

    Absurd review of a dog grooming service with a customer complaining about marks and owner responding to the issue.

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    #32

    The Other Side Of The Story

    Entitled person leaves absurd one-star review after dumping adopted dog, showing lack of understanding of responsibility.

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    #33

    Someone Had An Unanswered Floral Question At 3:30am

    One-star absurd review complaining about service at 3:30am with owner explaining not open 24 hours.

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is OP doing looking for flowers at 3 am??

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    #34

    What Do You Mean You Can't Open At 4 Am?

    One-star absurd review about soccer bar not showing women's World Cup with business reply explaining legal restrictions.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give Australia 1 star for their time zone!

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    #35

    Sunday Funday

    Restaurant entrance of Chili’s with absurd customer reviews about being trapped in the bathroom and service confusion.

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    Patsy Robins
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one’s actually fair enough, apart from always checking the paper situation BEFORE you go!

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    #36

    Tiger Goes Chomp

    Review complaint about petting cubs at animal sanctuary with owner explaining big cat welfare and legal restrictions.

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    Daya
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a ticket, so I can do what I like. Even petting dangerous animals as if they are stuffed animals. Please show this guy a documentation how tiger and lion mothers react on anyone who is approaching their cubs.

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    #37

    I Can't Stop Thinking About This

    Screenshot of an absurd customer review and owner response showing entitled behavior and misunderstanding in online reviews.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This complaint is very articulate for something written by a five year old.

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    #38

    I Follow The Recipe Exactly*

    One-star absurd review describing a failed recipe with applesauce substitution from entitled people not understanding cooking.

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I followed the recipe exactly but I replaced sugar with coffee powder because I’m on a diet. It tastes awful! 1 star! Boo!” This is how ridiculous OP sounds.

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    #39

    Missing A Little Bit Of Info

    Absurd customer review about forced gratuity and service charge dispute from entitled people misunderstanding restaurant rules.

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! You had to…*shudders*…raise your hand! Dear god!

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    #40

    Blaming The Bartender For Your Drunk Driving

    Absurd review from an entitled customer blaming bartender for over serving and causing a car accident after leaving.

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    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird way to say "I'm an a*****e who drinks and drives."

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    #41

    Maybe Show Up Before Last Swim Instead Of After It Next Time!

    Absurd review from an entitled person upset over swim time rules and unempathetic staff response.

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who think they can show up super late and still be served graciously are morons.

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    #42

    That Poor Christian Family, Forever Traumatized

    One-star Google review from Global Wildlife Center showing absurd entitled customer complaint about tour guide.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Some people have partners! The shock! The horror! Will you not think of the children?

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    #43

    Screamed At

    One-star absurd review about store closing early, showing entitled customer misunderstanding how business hours work.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screaming, as in any undeniably audible message the OP would like to pretend they didn't hear but can't.

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    #44

    "Sometimes One Just Has To Acknowledge That A Banana Isn't An Egg, You Know?"

    Screenshot of an absurd online review exchange highlighting misunderstandings about recipe substitutions and cooking basics.

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    #45

    Pickle Predicament

    Customer review complaining about excessive pickles on a cheeseburger, illustrating absurd entitled reviews online.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps you should state a number of pickles you would like? Or do you think there is a universal understanding when you ask for extra?

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    #46

    Tornado Possibility :)

    Customer complaint about delayed delivery due to heavy rain, showing absurd reviews from entitled people.

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    #47

    UV Tattoos

    Customer leaves absurd one-star review after tattoo shop refuses UV tattoo, highlighting entitled misunderstandings in absurd reviews collection.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like going to Jaguar and wanting to buy a Fiat Uno

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    #48

    48 Hr Work Week Not Good Enough For Them

    Customer gives 3-star review due to hours; pet store owner explains small business limitations in absurd entitled review.

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great. Probably another “I only came 3 minutes after closing!” incident.

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    #49

    42 Years Later

    Absurd review from entitled customer about spaghetti and slow service, highlighting misunderstandings in world of dining reviews.

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    #50

    Awesome

    One-star absurd review claiming no visit while owner responds “Awesome” in a humorous customer interaction.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ⭐ one star for Bored Panda. I have never visited the site.

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    #51

    Don't Have A Cow Man

    Screenshot of an absurd online review of a restaurant with a dairy allergy complaint and staff response.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three Imodium. Were you expecting a faecal explosion?

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    #52

    Entitled Reviewer Wants Baristas To Learn Their Place

    Screenshot of an absurd entitled review with staff response highlighting hospitality and service quality issues.

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    #53

    Who Goes To An Italian Restaurant And Tries To Order Grilled Cheese Sandwiches?

    One-star absurd review from an entitled customer confused about service and sandwich availability.

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s next? Going to an Indian restaurant and ordering lasagna??

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    #54

    A Flag

    Screenshot of an absurd review from an entitled person misunderstanding the Natural History Museum experience.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard they also hire non white staff aswell!

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    #55

    This Could Be A Teaching Moment For Your Child But Instead

    One-star absurd customer review about refused pizza replacement from entitled person misunderstanding service policies.

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    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanting a restaurant to be responsible for your property is a weird take! I dropped my switch should game store give me another one?

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    #56

    My Local Goodwill Review

    One-star review from entitled person complaining about a store's toy section mess, highlighting absurd customer behavior.

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    Daisydaisy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad I don't know this horrendous person

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    #57

    What Are They Supposed To Do After Arriving 40 Min Early

    One-star absurd customer review complaining about restaurant opening times and poor service experience.

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    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err sit in your car or learn how time works... 2 great options.

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    #58

    Stay Open For Me!!!!

    Screenshot of absurd online review complaining about coffee shop hours, illustrating entitled customer misunderstandings.

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    Daya
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. Where on earth can hard working people get a coffee if not from this one particular coffee shop?

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    #59

    Backfiring Car Near A Horse Farm

    Review exchange showing an entitled complaint about harassment and a calm farm owner's response addressing safety concerns.

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate, with a passion, people who modify their exhausts to be louder and who unnecessarily rev their engines. Micro-pe​n​is, narcissistic sociopaths. "Everyone look at me! See? I'm not really the garbage person that every one said that I was!"

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    #60

    Man Has Heart Attack At Restaurant, Another Man Was Inconvenienced

    Screenshot of absurd restaurant review and response discussing a medical emergency and unreasonable complaint from entitled customer.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. How dashed inconvenient. Don't they have closet, or something like that, to put the dying and dead in?

    #61

    It's Not Because You're Plus Sized

    One-star review from an entitled customer confused about a vegan restaurant, highlighting absurd reviews and misunderstandings.

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    Fire Singer
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saying the OP didn't make a wild assumption, but why isn't it stated it's a vegan restaurant on the menu? Just curious.

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    #62

    Mats And Fleas

    One-star absurd customer review about dog grooming fees with owner’s detailed response on fleas and service.

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    Ghostchaplain16
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grrrrr! No, that's not the dog, that's me growling at the customer for not being grrrrateful they took such good care of the dog. "...advocating for the dogs' wellbeing...", that's a motto I can get behind.

    #63

    Friend Of The Bride

    One-star dress shop review from entitled customer highlights misunderstandings of rigid policies and service frustrations.

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    Ian Cummings
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enforce the polices, eh? I always thought the police did the enforcing…

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    #64

    Goes To Cauliflower Restaurant But Dislikes Cauliflower

    Customer review on a cauliflower-based restaurant, showing absurd feedback from entitled people misunderstanding the business concept.

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    Claire Holman
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little like a guest who explicitly told me they didn't eat pork, ordered a dish with (bacon) lardons in it (against my advice), ate the entire dish, whilst pushing lardons to the side, then complained about the dish having pork in it .....

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    #65

    Adult Lingerie Store

    Customer review criticizing store’s age policy, example of absurd entitled reviews showing lack of understanding of the world.

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    Vinnie
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But I can't read yet!" Which begs the question: am I referring to the grown-@ss dad or the 2-year-old?

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    #66

    My Wife Is Having Surgery, But Why Didn't They Think Of Me, Her Bored Husband?

    Absurd review of a hospital waiting room with no TV and outdated cafeteria seen in entitled customer complaints.

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    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember a single person in my life saying "Have you been to this hospital? They have the BEST food!"

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    #67

    We Are A Retail Business

    Absurd customer review complaining about price and store policy with owner response from retail business.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How often has the OP agreed to pay 26 dollars for an item marked 25?

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    #69

    Never Heard Of This Discount Before

    Review from an entitled customer misunderstanding discounts at Tony's Brazilian Grill, highlighting absurd complaints and baffling expectations.

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    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get... A... Take... Home.. Box 🙄

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    #71

    Americana?

    One-star absurd customer review complaining about poor service when trying to buy a gift card before opening.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does everyone think it is okay to frequent businesses outside of opening hours?

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    #72

    Msg Allergy

    Review detailing severe allergy reaction and confusion over MSG usage at a Chinese restaurant in a customer complaint.

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    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MSG is a naturally occuring substance in many foods, and no clinical tests have confirmed reactions to it. An allergy to monosodium glutamate would be an allergy to a great many foods. That said, please get a thorough allergy screening as you seem to have a dangerous allergy to something.

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    #73

    Buttercream Icing

    One-star review with photo of cake batter, customer frustrated with broken mixer while baking a birthday cake.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief. Beat the sugar in with a wooden spoon just like your grandma did.

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    #74

    Has A Good Reason

    One-star online review complaining about cashless policy, detailed owner's response about safety and robberies at Hawaiian shave ice shop.

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    #75

    He Didn’t Stick To The Script And Accordingly Say Thank You So… 1 Star

    One-star absurd review complaining about rude customer service and misunderstanding basic politeness in a public rating.

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    #77

    He Claims Not To Know Her

    Screenshot of a one-star absurd review from an entitled customer showing misunderstanding in a restaurant experience.

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    #78

    *ipad Baby At Fine Dining Restaurant

    One-star review describing a bad experience with dishonest management and unfair treatment of a child on an iPad.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sitting on an iPad" ? Surely that should have muffled the sound.

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    #79

    I'd Do The Same Thing

    Screenshot of an absurd review from an entitled customer about restaurant staff leaving to get ice cream cones.

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    #80

    Very Entitled Parent

    One-star absurd review from an entitled customer confused about simple charges and spilled root beer incident.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your horrible brat under control.

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    #81

    2 Minutes After Closing

    Screenshot of an absurd customer review complaining about store doors being locked shortly after closing time.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would lock this person out two hours before closing.

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    #82

    I Am Really Afraid Of Men With Coloured Nails

    Absurd review from entitled customer complaining about colored nails and bad service at a restaurant.

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    Daya
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coloured nails mean.... Nail polish? Oh my, that is scary indeed on a man! Next time it is dark skin or long hair! /s

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    #83

    Who Knew I Needed To Vaccinate My Pets

    Negative review from an entitled person misunderstanding pet adoption process and requirements at an animal organization.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reviewer is complaining about their intelligence being insulted but nicely displays they have none. Should not be a pet owner - ever.

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    #84

    Where's My Ketchup

    One-star restaurant review complaining about banana ketchup, showing absurd entitled customer feedback on dining experience.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard of banana ketchup, cannot imagine dunking my chips in it?

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    #85

    People Dressing Casually In This Casual Restaurant Really Ruins My Desire For An Upscale Life! Two Stars!

    A humorous absurd review from an entitled customer criticizing dress code at a fine dining restaurant.

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    #86

    1 Star Over Nail Polish?

    One-star absurd review from an entitled person confused about Disney cast member appearance and family norms.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandable. Disney is known for their hard core documentary style approach to everything.

    #87

    Hippa Violation

    Screenshot of an absurd entitled customer review complaining about service dogs and restaurant policies.

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    Tugg Ster
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ADA laws cover service animals… not HIPPA. And a business IS allowed to ask what service .. or what daily life skill… the animal (must be a dog or miniature pony) performs for you. Emotional support dogs/animals are not covered by ADA.

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    #88

    Thank You For Making My Daughter Cry

    One-star review from an entitled customer criticizing cat cafe policies, highlighting absurd misunderstandings and entitlement.

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    #89

    I Wonder Why

    One-star review from an entitled person disappointed after denied adoption, showing absurd misunderstandings of how the world works.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have to know more details about exactly how they did the rehoming back on the mainland before I had an opinion here.

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    #90

    “I Drove A Long Way Without Checking The Hours & Wanted The Employees To Stay There So I Can Chit Chat”

    Customer review complaining about restaurant closing time and poor service despite good food rating.

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    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    45 minutes from closing does not seem unreasonable to go in for food I don't think.

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    #91

    Went To The Wrong Restaurant And Wants Access To A Desert

    Review from an entitled customer misunderstanding voucher use, resulting in paying full price and dissatisfaction.

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    #92

    Wouldn't Seat 15 Min Before Close

    One-star absurd review from an entitled customer complaining about restaurant closing time before actual posted hours.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are people like this so stupid that they don't understand you can't seat, take orders from, cook, and serve a party of six 12 minutes from closing?

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    #93

    Surrendering Their Cat

    One-star absurd review from an entitled person misunderstanding the world, sharing a sad story about surrendering a kitty.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To bad the agency doesn't have a hearth because cats love to curl up in front of one and enjoy the warmth.

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    #94

    For A Hike…in The Desert

    Screenshot of an absurd review describing a hiking experience with heat exhaustion and police rescue warnings.

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    #95

    Review For The Restaurant I Work At

    Customer review complaining about poor service for disabled guests at a restaurant, part of absurd entitled reviews collection.

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like there is some information missing.

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    #96

    21 Month Old

    One-star absurd review from an entitled customer struggling with basic math and store policies.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By all means do not bring small children if you plan to abandon them to wander the store. And how dare they suspect that the OP won't take responsibility for their broken merchandise just because he or she takes no responsibility for their child's safety.

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    #97

    Animal Crossing

    Screenshot of an absurd customer review complaining about inappropriate art in a Nintendo Switch game.

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    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ffs. If your child is not aware of the difference between boys and girls at age 3, they sure will be when they start school. Use it as a learning experience. Meanwhile, take the magnifying glass away from them, the statue itself is only an inch tall.

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