45 Funny “English Bruh” Moments Shared On This Twitter Account

'a librarian from birth', this is how you get 20+ years of experience required by those entry-level job.

An avid collector of dust? How do you avidly collect dust? Is it like “OOOOO LOOK GUYS DUST DUST DUST I MUST COLLECT IT I HAVE A LITTLE CONTAINER I WILL POUR IT INTO MY COLLECTION WHEN WE GET HOME!!!”

She had no horses but thought she did. 😂😂😂 I guess AI isn’t all its cracked up to be.

It's like someone wrote in another language and then used Google translate

Well, looks like AI isn’t quite ready to take over.

i’ve seen this so many times and i still find it funny

lmao good for her, also dude is gross

I'm guessing he meant her pigture?

Poor Uche, can't spell, can't proofread. What a catch, huh ladies?

Someone give this guy a mirror.

I also miss that 😔 I have this name for a reason

I'm pretty sure they missed her too. Sounds like a very giving person.

Thought going through OP's head: "A 9.5 earthquake would be welcome just about now. The earth opens up, swallows you completely, then snaps shut. I'll feel nothing, and I won't hear the laughter."

This is why using a pseudonym on social media is so important.

I don't Twit... is there no delete?

The horrified look on that teachers face must've been priceless

I mean why couldn't he have done both?

Oh no!

ROTFLMAO 😄

My ex made the message on our first answering machine. My daughter had her first two years of school in England. Newly transported to Southern California, she asked her teacher for a rubber (eraser). Imagine the chaos that ensued when the teacher called to talk to us, and got my ex’s message. “Hi, if we don’t answer the phone, we are having intercourse” of some kind. He meant social intercourse; under the circumstances it didn’t come off that way……

When the weather's hot and sticky, that's no time for dippin' dicky. But when the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for Peter Dunkin'. I believe he was right with his first guess.

I'm always horny! (check my pfp)

Sometimes it's hard to word. 🤪

i’m a slût for halloween perhaps

Was that eventually written by a German? In Germany the word „geil“ can be used as horny or exciting.🤔

Maybe he meant the steak house? The-Loin-K...c59462.jpg

Loni King is overrated.

Funny that someone called loni commented this-

Nah, he's warning others about a bottom shelf porno that didn't live up to the jacket's stated expectations.