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Blessed be those who didn't have to go through the trouble of learning the English language. Some might say that learning Japanese or Icelandic might be the most difficult task out there, but even the most complicated aspects of those languages have some kind of logic behind them. English grammar and the language itself, on the other hand, has some truly nonsensical characteristics to it and a plethora of arbitrary rules.

Those with English as their native language never have to consciously work through the kinks of spelling out Wednesday or why writers write, but fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce. Learning English as a secondary language is a real minefield once you figure out the basic grammar rules and step into more specific areas. And these people decided to point some of the most confusing things out there to prove their point. English is a weird language and at times makes no sense whatsoever, especially for a language that is so widespread.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who's up for the defenestration of Donald Trump. I say we do it overmorrow.

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    To be fair, many linguists would easily find a logical answer to most of the problems presented in these messages, as English language has a lot of nuances (like words being borrowed from Latin and Greek, or the fact that some words had their origins lost or they ceased to be used in spoken language). However, that doesn't mean that they still don't fail to confuse people trying to learn the language, as even the most sound explanation might seem nonsensical when the original problem could be solved by, well... changing the language? Ah, let's leave this for the linguists to figure out and non-native speakers to be confused about, right?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a while to remember which one is positive and which one is negative between horriffic and terrfic...

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have the exact same word in french and with the same meaning ... others meaning too ;)

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you never tried to learn french. English pronunciation is one of the easiest I have ever seen. Oh, and my native language is german! Had a lot of fun seeing freinds learn my native language.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is tricky, your problems can be overcome through tough thorough thought though

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though, through, enough, cough, fought, bough. Or as they teach in preschool, Ohh, Ooo, Uff, Offf, Orrr, Owww.

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    John Herling
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "gh" was originally always pronounced the ch in Chanukah or Loch (as in Loch Ness Monster).

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does ghoti spell? Phonetically = the gh as in cough, the o as in women, and the ti as in nation - its obvious the answer is fish.

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    Miracle Hutchinson
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone seen the episode of I Love Lucy when she is teaching these to Ricky

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    David Vera
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghoti- spells fish in English pronouciation. Gh- as in enough, o- women, ti- nation

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For years, I thought that Julianne Hough pronounced her name as "How."

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    Mavia Kainaat
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have to re-read sentences to pronounce them correctly.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That didn't cover all the possibilities. Here is the full list: 1. cough (off). 2. bough (ow). 3. rough (uff). 4. dough (oh). 5. through (oo) 6. thought (aw). 7. hiccough (up) (yes, that is the correct spelling!) 8. hough (ock) (as in wine). Yes, English is a nightmare, except for us linguists, who just love this stuff.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usage people, usage. Some words come from French, other from old German. And with people travelling a lot a couple (100s) years ago, with trade and disease and all, people ended up pronunciating words differently.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an 'I Love Lucy' episode where Lucy was trying to get Ricky to practice reading a child's bedtime story in anticipation of the upcoming birth of little Ricky. The story included all the words listed above and drove Ricky just about out of his mind with frustration because every one of them was spelled with an 'ough' and every one was pronounced differently. It was pretty funny and VERY accurate.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the hell is bough supposed to mean? imma go to google translate. f**k this.

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The tough coughed as he ploughed the dough." Dr. Seuss

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because english is no longer a phonetic language. (phonetic = 1 symbol = 1 sound).

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word 'phonetic' doesn't even start with an 'f'. Junk like this is why the aliens never visit anymore, you know.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, over thousands of years, we just got people from NSEW, with lots of languages. Oh, and REALLY strong dialects. Absolutely love it. We have puns and plays on words that you wouldn’t believe. Trust me.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brits also use 'Quite' in a sarcastic manner if agreeing with someone (who they don't agree with).

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve also heard, “I before E except when your feisty foreign neighbor Keith leisurely receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from caffeinated atheist weightlifters. Weird.”

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a broadcasted spelling competition for the Dutch language as well ^^ Dutch is easier though, makes more sense :)

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I hear someone say "the other day", I assume it's something within a month. I never think someone would mean something they did like a year ago

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if uncovered wagons were the first form of mass transportation so you literally were "on" it.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fridge is a slang shortening of one of the original refrigerators - Fridgidaire...

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same way that the sentence "I never said she stole all my money" takes on a completely different meaning depending upon which particular word you emphasise…

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it has nothing to do with the words man/woman and comes from Latin humanus

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "Philippines" is in English while "Filipino/Filipina" is Spanish. No need to stress out. In Spanish the country is Filipinas. All is well, they're just words in two different languages!

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean man's laughter isn't the same as manslaughter? Hmmm maybe I should reconsider my hobbies

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because baked comes from the stem word "bake" so all you have to do is add the d in pronunciation. Whereas naked IS the stem word, so it has its own pronunciation. Confusing I know

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try saying you'll meet a Continental European at "Half Eight" and see what time he arrives...

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever learned German? It doesn't just change the specific of the verb... it changes the whole meaning. "wenden" - to turn, "verwenden" - to use, "abwenden" - to avert, "zuwenden" - to give care/love/attention. That game can be played with pretty much any verb...

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to say, but in that case the proofreaders language skills were just lacking.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird the veil of this lie has reigned since ancient times. It's ageing well. Being that it's on my conscience, I'll ignore it's deficiencies and feign adherence to this insufficient and heinous rule.

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