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Blessed be those who didn't have to go through the trouble of learning the English language. Some might say that learning Japanese or Icelandic might be the most difficult task out there, but even the most complicated aspects of those languages have some kind of logic behind them. English grammar and the language itself, on the other hand, has some truly nonsensical characteristics to it and a plethora of arbitrary rules.

Those with English as their native language never have to consciously work through the kinks of spelling out Wednesday or why writers write, but fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce. Learning English as a secondary language is a real minefield once you figure out the basic grammar rules and step into more specific areas. And these people decided to point some of the most confusing things out there to prove their point. English is a weird language and at times makes no sense whatsoever, especially for a language that is so widespread.

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English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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Orillion
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who's up for the defenestration of Donald Trump. I say we do it overmorrow.

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    To be fair, many linguists would easily find a logical answer to most of the problems presented in these messages, as English language has a lot of nuances (like words being borrowed from Latin and Greek, or the fact that some words had their origins lost or they ceased to be used in spoken language). However, that doesn't mean that they still don't fail to confuse people trying to learn the language, as even the most sound explanation might seem nonsensical when the original problem could be solved by, well... changing the language? Ah, let's leave this for the linguists to figure out and non-native speakers to be confused about, right?

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    #3

    English Nonsense

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    HANS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just ruined the ending for me!

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    #6

    English Nonsense

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a while to remember which one is positive and which one is negative between horriffic and terrfic...

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    #8

    English Nonsense

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely really interesting!

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    #10

    English Nonsense

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    So Dou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have the exact same word in french and with the same meaning ... others meaning too ;)

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    #11

    English Nonsense

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    English Nonsense

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English pronunciation was invented by Satan

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    #13

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What profession is a handyman in then?

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    #14

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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    Artex Gorilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brits also use 'Quite' in a sarcastic manner if agreeing with someone (who they don't agree with).

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    #15

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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    #17

    English Nonsense

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    #18

    English Nonsense

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    Sherbaan Naab
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two questions, same answer: because you don't wash properly.

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    #19

    English Nonsense

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    English Nonsense

    qikipedia Report

    Aileen
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve also heard, “I before E except when your feisty foreign neighbor Keith leisurely receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from caffeinated atheist weightlifters. Weird.”

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    #21

    English Nonsense

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    Steven Cook
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last two lines may read incorrect until said...

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    #22

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    HANS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather not do either or do neither.

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    #23

    English Nonsense

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    Emily Ashcraft
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one is used by the people of sarcasm and one is used by regular people

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    #24

    English Nonsense

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    Bleh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made more sense than it should've

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    #25

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    Aldhissla VargTimmen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a broadcasted spelling competition for the Dutch language as well ^^ Dutch is easier though, makes more sense :)

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    #26

    English Nonsense

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    #27

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I hear someone say "the other day", I assume it's something within a month. I never think someone would mean something they did like a year ago

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    #28

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    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if uncovered wagons were the first form of mass transportation so you literally were "on" it.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if someone is drunk while on the transportation, he would be 'on the wagon' and 'off the wagon' at the same time?

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same reason we say we're in front of the tv and behind the computer.

    Jason M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and in a chair or on the couch or around the house

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    Logan Slaughter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "F**k you, I'm getting IN the plane! Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane, I'll be down here with you folks in uniform: there seems to be less wind in here!" -George Carlin

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because busses have standing/walking spaces, cars don't.

    Lee Gordon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends how you enter the vehicle . Trains boats and buses have decks or similar where you walk "On" and take a seat a car has a personal space which requires you to manoeuvre into your seat from the outside so you get "in" your seat without walking "on" in the same way you can get "on" a passenger plane but you get "in" a fighter jet

    Amber Turk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When an alarm goes on, it's going off.

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't go to am airport then. They tell you to get on the plane

    ebonyruffles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The late George Carlin: please get on the plane. F**k you, I’m getting IN the plane!

    John Louis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Carlin: No I'm not going to fly on a plane, I'm going to fly in the Plane. Let Evel Knevel fly on the plane.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things have no explanation. It's just how they've come to be.

    Curt Thurston
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "On " because buses and planes are elevated, you need to walk up steps to get in/on them. Cars you just get into, no climbing required.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The main rule of English is "just go with it."

    Daniel da Silva
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why "in bed" rather than "on bed"? I'm not inside the bed, I'm on top of it

    Melani Barr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are only in bed if you are under the covers. It puts you within the warmth and safety from mosquitoes (and monsters under the bed) that simply being on the bed does not do.

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    2WheelTravlr
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me irrationally angry when someone talks about driving a motorcycle. No, you ride a motorcycle, you drive a car.

    Glen Clabaugh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. My ESL students used to go INSANE because of this.

    Cal Lidderdale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We deplane but not decar or detrain or debus or dehouse or....

    DuG Lipp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It usage it comes down to the car being the exception where you get in. Trains, planes and boats all potentially could be standing and get onto usually from a platform or dock or whatever that thing they drive up to a plane from the terminal. Then there is some walking before you can sit usually.

    Elaine Ferguson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You walk on to a bus and get into a car

    Niamh Waite
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You walk onto a bus you get in a car

    Chris Robertson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first buses were open-top horse-drawn vehicles, which "car" comes from 'carriage," which were closed vehicles unless specifically described as an "open carriage"

    Marina
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This always bothered me while learning English in school. Prepositions are random in English sometimes but I guess and the first maybe busses didn't have a roof so that might be a reason dunno

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of George Carlin. "Get on the plane? No way! I will be much happier inside. Less wind there."

    Stephanie Rudrow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we say an actor was IN a movie but, was ON a TV show?

    moeless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in Spanish it is get up in the car and get down from the car.

    Oscar Guerrero
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get on the plane. Get on the plane." I say, "f**k you, I'm getting IN the plane! IN the plane! - George Carlin

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Aboard" is commonly used in older writing when referring to group modes of transportation. When I first read "on board," it seemed awkward, but it may have led to the truncated form "on." I kind of like the sound of saying "I'll be on the car."

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jerry Seinfeld had this in one of his monologues.

    Sandra Llewelyn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That there is the beauty of English - it is what it is. Use a different language if you don't like it.

    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You climb stairs to get on the bus, so you are on not in. You get get in the car, so you are in it, not on it. You're welcome. :-)

    Jvee Veneracion
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's because you go "on board" mass transit vehicles like buses, planes and trains.

    Ben Churchill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not unlike the difference between waiting "in" line, and waiting "on" line. When I moved from California to New York, I discovered it's regional and I don't quite get the "on" line version, but it's what they say here.

    Stephen Haynes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, we park IN a driveway but drive ON a parkway.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English prepositions are perhaps the hardest in any language. We have so many and we use them to indicate the actual meaning of so many verbs and expressions and if you get them wrong, nothing makes sense.

    Viet Nguyen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the train, on the boat, on the plan, on horse-drawn carriage. If you look further you will see the pattern and it makes a lot of sense. Most of the whining happens because they just don't look far enough

    Sharron-Ann McLeod
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter was losing the plot with this a few months ago. We own a minibus, and we get IN the bus when we go out. But she then goes to school ON the school minibus. How to blow a 16 year olds brain!

    Julie Hickman-Rincon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is so cute. He started riding the school bus last year and would text us that he was in the bus!

    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be one of those open top double decker bus.

    Teri Donovan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drives me crazy that I live IN Amelia Island. I'm pretty sure I'm ON the island....

    Astrid Nineor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in Norweian In the car ... Fair enough On the bus On the train On the ship but in the (small, open) boat

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    #30

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    George Utley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fridge is a slang shortening of one of the original refrigerators - Fridgidaire...

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    #31

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    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same way that the sentence "I never said she stole all my money" takes on a completely different meaning depending upon which particular word you emphasise…

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    #32

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it has nothing to do with the words man/woman and comes from Latin humanus

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    #33

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    Eduard Korhonen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's Zoë, but everyone forgets the importance of umlauts

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    #34

    English Nonsense

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    #35

    English Nonsense

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    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WATCH ME! You can food anything if you just eat it.

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    #36

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "Philippines" is in English while "Filipino/Filipina" is Spanish. No need to stress out. In Spanish the country is Filipinas. All is well, they're just words in two different languages!

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    #38

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One is AWful, the other is AWEsome. Maybe here lies the difference.

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    #40

    English-Language-Logic-No-Sense

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    Piou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean man's laughter isn't the same as manslaughter? Hmmm maybe I should reconsider my hobbies

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    #41

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because baked comes from the stem word "bake" so all you have to do is add the d in pronunciation. Whereas naked IS the stem word, so it has its own pronunciation. Confusing I know

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    #43

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    Artex Gorilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be correct this would need to be ten-one

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    #44

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    Dave Walker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try saying you'll meet a Continental European at "Half Eight" and see what time he arrives...

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    #45

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever learned German? It doesn't just change the specific of the verb... it changes the whole meaning. "wenden" - to turn, "verwenden" - to use, "abwenden" - to avert, "zuwenden" - to give care/love/attention. That game can be played with pretty much any verb...

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    #46

    English Nonsense

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    F. H.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to say, but in that case the proofreaders language skills were just lacking.

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    #47

    English Nonsense

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can find two mistakes from proof reading!

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    #48

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    Full Name
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird the veil of this lie has reigned since ancient times. It's ageing well. Being that it's on my conscience, I'll ignore it's deficiencies and feign adherence to this insufficient and heinous rule.

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