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You're single and want to make a stronger first impression than the millions of other people on dating apps. Or you have a private practice — maybe you teach yoga or offer financial advice — and there are also a bunch of folks providing identical services. You need to stand out from the crowd.

But take a step too far and your desperation will land on the subreddit r/NotLikeTheOtherGirls. This online community with 832K members is constantly sharing examples of unique individuals who appear to be thinking that they're better than everyone else.

So to remind ourselves to keep our feet on the ground when our heads are in the clouds, let's take a look at how cringy and desperate you look when you don't — below you will find some of the recent 'stars' of the subreddit.

#1

That Burn Though

That Burn Though

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DforDory
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does she know where to find the ice in the kitchen for this 4degree burn?🔥🔥🔥🔥

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#2

The Whole Package

The Whole Package

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#3

Not Like Other Grandma's

Not Like Other Grandma's

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#4

This Probably Doesn't Fit Here But

This Probably Doesn't Fit Here But

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Eva Kašu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree. Everything that appears feminine is considered as weak, BUT consider that majority of women are just stupid. Just like majority of men.

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#5

The Book I'm Reading Has A Main Character Who Is Like The Other Girls

The Book I'm Reading Has A Main Character Who Is Like The Other Girls

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#8

"I'm Not Like Other Girls I'm Sick In The Head"

"I'm Not Like Other Girls I'm Sick In The Head"

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David Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We may judge this woman based on her tattoo, saying she suffers from poor taste; Dahmer himself, however, may disagree

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#10

Im Speechless

Im Speechless

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Ches Yamada
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never liked tampons. Never used them. This b***h, ugh... why do they freaking sell pads if "no one" uses them?

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#12

I’m Not Like Other Girls I Make Bone Broth

I’m Not Like Other Girls I Make Bone Broth

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Ritchat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do these two things even have to do with each other?

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Aria Whitaker
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are trying to reason your way into something that is entirely unreasonable. She is a wacko who probably was drinking bleach and popping horse tranquilizer a couple of years ago.

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Ael
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate broth, so where do I find that sugar daddy? And can he buy me books instead of Chanel?

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kath morgan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can take vacations AND make your own stock, you know. You don’t have to pick.

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CP
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing against bone broth, but it doesn't have magic healing properties.

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george c
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I'd be pretty bummed about not traveling the world too. But luckily the bone broth's second main ingredient is jealous tears.

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Penny Fan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bone broth, or Saturday lunch evey week of my childhood because my mother could make a roast last all week.

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Weasel Wise
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am holier than all of thou. Just look at the bone broth I have to prove it.

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Matt Sinden
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tldr: shes anti-capitalist, anti-medicine, and prejudgmental about other girl's relationships. Such a good catch....🙄

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aubergine10003
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"years of pharma damage".... girl, put down the essential oils lmao

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It also cures cancer and keep bugs from sticking to your windshield.

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Jasmine O
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what happens when people run on ssumptions over curiosity.

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Demosthenes
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Pharma damage is obvious and mentioning it is redundant. This woman is clearly deranged, no bone broth is gonna fix stupid.

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Scarlett
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jokes on her, I sold my soul in middle school because I wanted a bag of air and the five chips it contained (Lays, I’m looking at you).

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liam newton-harding
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has...has she been injecting Chanel? Did she confuse perfume, for medicine?

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Reinaldo Fuentes
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So this is what a ticket on the "Wellness to Qanon Express Train" looks like. Fancy.

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Lily from England
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At-least the sugar babies, aren’t pretending to be the witches of fking eastwick.

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Roland
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For maximum effect bone broth needs to be inhaled and massaged into the skin. Further reversal of the remaining pharma damage can be done applying a very special sticker above one's bed to deter 5g signals and aliens. Your welcome

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Illustrious G
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like someone is a little jealous of a friend’s vacation!!

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Gmaddles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh but wait, I thought you were probably the first one too

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Liz Orreo trex ago go
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bone broth does not help your gut, though it can stress your kidneys. Maybe the Chanel was given to cover the farts?

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Cpt. Robert Christian
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At my age, I am pretty sure that there are no sugar daddies/mamas who would be interested in me. I probably would not look good in Chanel, beside Coco was a Nazi Collaborator, so I would never own anything from her anyways. And I am pretty sure I exchanged my soul for a really wonderful cup of Earl Grey, in my 20's. I also have a lot better things to do, than make bone broth. Like making some paella or bulgogi with kimchi. But if you want to send me some for soup later, that would be nice.

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laura lee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't have to do all that, just make more soups and stews (use bone in meats). It's all in there

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Potato Chimps
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironic she's holding a jar of grease while dissing Greece. I'll take the latter personally

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ShaZam Beaubien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's definitely confident ... wearing all white making bone broth

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#13

‘I’m Not Like The Other Girls Because I Believe In Modestyyy’

‘I’m Not Like The Other Girls Because I Believe In Modestyyy’

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Casey McAlister
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I hear about nipples "disrespecting marriage" and can't help but imagine a woman going down the street while her boobs scream " Marriage is a scam! Your husband is a gold-digger! Your wife is a cheater! Wake up! Get a divorce!" at unfortunate strangers, because she forgot to put on her bra that muffles those sounds.

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#14

Because Instead Of Educating Them, We Should Make Fun Of Them!

Because Instead Of Educating Them, We Should Make Fun Of Them!

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Ael
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goth doesn't need gatekeeping, , so p-o. everyone, you think you'd enjoy 'being a goth'? Go on, try it. Do it your way. And if it doesn't work out, you can stop doing it. It's not a contract for your soul.

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#15

If Everyone Else Wears A Sweater, You Def Gonna Be Freezing Wearing This

If Everyone Else Wears A Sweater, You Def Gonna Be Freezing Wearing This

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#18

I Hold A Ps4 Controller, I’m A Real Gamer Girl™️

I Hold A Ps4 Controller, I’m A Real Gamer Girl™️

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SheamusFanFrom1987
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear all men/women/whoever in general: All games ARE games and whatever you play, you ARE a gamer despite what bozo up there said. You may not play the same games as me, but you all deserve a seat in the great mead hall of Sovngarde nonetheless. I shall see you there down the road.

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#19

First Post Here, I Just Hate Book Shaming In General

First Post Here, I Just Hate Book Shaming In General

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Meeliasi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's wrong with reading for fun? I don't need Kafka to add to my existential dread.

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#20

She's Not Like Other Moms

She's Not Like Other Moms

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Allison Riley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes and without a C-section some people wouldn't survive childbirth. It's a medical procedure it makes no one more or less special for having one.

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#21

Can We Please Stop With This C**p Already??

Can We Please Stop With This C**p Already??

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Ches Yamada
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah but see... vanilla is a good flavor. If you're out there claiming you're lobster butter pecan walnut raspberry swirl, you're not a forever flavor for most.

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#22

On A Facebook Group For "Boys Only"

On A Facebook Group For "Boys Only"

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Stardust she/her
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m a girl who prefers pants over dresses but acts a bit girly otherwise. My father thought that I was trying to be a boy and would constantly make fun of me for being a boy which sucks because I don’t think he’d accept if his kids were trans :(

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#23

No, It's Embarrassing To Put Down Other Women At A Party

No, It's Embarrassing To Put Down Other Women At A Party

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Ael
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...and still you need guys hitting on you to feel valid, lassie.

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#24

This Girl Always Playing This Victim

This Girl Always Playing This Victim

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Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then you should have more empathy and sympathy. Or just, you know, be a normal human being.

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#25

Hugging Your Friends Is Weird?

Hugging Your Friends Is Weird?

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Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hugging is a sign of bonding, hon. Bonding, not bondage. That's a different relationship.

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#26

Does This Belong In This Sub? Apparently Being Bi-Curious Isnt A Thing Anymore

Does This Belong In This Sub? Apparently Being Bi-Curious Isnt A Thing Anymore

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Samuel Pelatan
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, i mean questionning your own sexuality is great. But i don't get why you would brag about it. But tbf the post is confusing, she says she wouldn't date a girl, not that she doesn't love/ is attracted to girls. She could be closeted for her own reasons (like Compulsory heterosexuality). But it's kinda odd to call yourself straight then :/

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#27

Oh No

Oh No

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Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Andrew Tate isn't right about anything. He's a s**t stain in need of wiping up.

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#28

Title

Title

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Susan Green
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you’ve got a guy with an anger problem, who likes to destroy things?

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#29

Found In The Wilds Of Tiktok

Found In The Wilds Of Tiktok

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Meeliasi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, might be overanalyzing here, but basically parent is saying: "my daughter is not adhering to classic gender stereotypes. HOW TERRIFYING!". Jesus. How strange.

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#30

Guys She's A Tomboyyyy 🤩🤩😜😜🤪

Guys She's A Tomboyyyy 🤩🤩😜😜🤪

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kath morgan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean if they are really flopping right out there maybe get a female supervisor to have a quiet word, but the whole “married woman” bit is too much.

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