Chances are, you’ve already heard about the Great Resignation. Millions of people quit their jobs last year to look for better opportunities, finding themselves at a huge advantage in this tight labor market. While companies watch their workers leave in droves, recruiters are scratching their heads and struggling to fill these open roles.
Some talent scouts generally care and try to get to know their applicants. Some headhunt people with cold messages on LinkedIn and give promises they never intend to keep. And others don’t even bother to do some research before reaching out to their potential candidates. That’s what happened to David Tucker, a designer and creative art director from Los Angeles, who recently shared his story on Twitter.
You see, one recruiter contacted David about a role that reports to him at his current place of work. His short tweet quickly went viral, inspiring thousands to share their experiences. We collected some of the best replies from the thread right below, so keep scrolling and share your own stories in the comments!
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Wow. Sounds like they'd post for a new recruiter as her replacement and she wouldn't catch on.
I hope she was mortified - but probably not. My experience with recruiters is that they have no shame.
We had a lawyer firm call the office out of the blue because of and outstanding bill for some work. The work had been contracted from head office in UK, we are in Spain. I played along and found out they had asked a law firm what the cost of laying us all off. The head of HR in UK had asked them to study our contracts for loop holes. She left on maternity leave before it was finished and the firm wanted to get paid so they sent it to us and we paid the bill. I forwarded it back to HR in UK with the standard Interco "cost + 10%". I lined up another job expecting to get fired and when I let the gossip spread I was leaving got a call from my line boss for an appraisal. Got a 30% raise ;-)
I got let go from a contract I had a few years ago. The second I left, they called me to offer me my old job on a new contract at a higher rate. I didn't take it. It was clear that the cycle would continue. Seriously, I've been working contracts for years. I'm not going back to a company that lets you go without even talking to you first then tries to re-hire you. I like doing piece work and contract work. It's fun to learn new things. Seriously though, why do you cut someone without even talking to them only to re-recruit you for the job they cut you from? My new place is cool now. I'm hoping to turn the contract into a hire. Nice hours, It's fun work, it's pleasant work, not easy, not hard, just nice day to day work that needs doing. It's fun and challenging. What else could a guy ask for? I'd be happy to work until retirement.
To find out why some recruiters act this way, we reached out to Christine Mitterbauer, a licensed and ICF-approved career coach based in the UK. "My impression is that many recruiters have set targets for how many people they have to contact for a specific role, how many they have to meet and interview," she told Bored Panda.
According to Christine, these targets are set by the management so there’s a lot of pressure on the recruiter. Because of that, "they often resort to a scattergun type approach, where quantity is put before quality. With this approach, there’s no time to do any thorough research on the person they’re contacting," she explained.
"Dear speech writer, Thank you for doing such an amazing job on that speech. As a token of our thanks we're giving you a $50,000 bonus, a $75,000 raise, and a company car."
Sounds like that old story about James Madiso, who might have written speeches and thank you notes for the US president and the 'opposite' side...
Not only did the boss's boss's boss bother to write a quick thank you note, but they waited months to have someone else write it. Very insulting!
I was just given an unexpected thank you card and gifc card from my boss. I find it completely hilarious that the thank you card is one that I picked out last week when they had me run to the store and grab a bunch of cards for different occasions (I'm a nanny and household manager). If this happened? I would probably actually lose my ever loving mind
I've heard this story before w different actors. Someone on late night US TV recently.
Even if he was a good employee? A lot of people would talk to the employee about why he wanted out.
Load More Replies...The career coach believes that while people meet many incompetent recruiters out there, there are plenty of good ones too. "You could argue that the competence of the recruiter is at least in part a reflection of the training they receive by management, as well as how the targets they have to achieve are structured," Christine added. "If there’s hardly any training or the targets are very much about quantity over quality, then the recruiters filling these positions will not be of a high standard or integrity."
Hayes is bloody awful. I got my first role working in London through them and had a succession of incompetent and creepy twats as my contract managers.
They're testing the market; do yourself a favour and reply to the recruiter demanding 50% more than you're currently making.
If you’re often approached by recruiters with ridiculous job offers, Christine suggested not wasting your time or insulting them. "You could try making your profile clearer, but as many recruiters won’t even take the time to read your profile anyway, you will probably still be contacted by them with irrelevant offers."
"So don’t get angry or annoyed, put your mind into theirs, and remember that they work under a lot of pressure and have silly targets to hit. Simply ignore their requests, or have a standard reply ready to send where you say you’re not interested in any roles other than XYZ."
Christine offered some advice for management of the recruitment companies: "Focus on investing in your people with quality training and trust in the recruiters' abilities. This is likely going to attract much better candidates for roles than setting artificial targets and providing limited training."
More importantly: why was she looking to fill a position that's been made redundant?
You don't need the fake moustache. They have forgotten your face one second after you left.
We also managed to get in touch with coach Mark Anderson, who offers career counseling programs for people in the UK and internationally. We were curious about why some recruiters don’t even bother to do research before contacting a person for a role. Although he wouldn't want to tar all recruiters with the same brush, Mark guessed it comes down to laziness. "At the end of the day, if a recruiter can get you into a job, that's their aim, regardless of whether the job is right for you or not."
"They may rely on people's desperation too. The longer someone goes without finding a suitable role, the more likely they are to compromise on what is best for them," he told Bored Panda.
According to employers 10 years experience qualifies you for an entry level position with entry level pay while working at expert level.
At least in the US... (I really hope that disease won't spread over to Europe!)
Load More Replies...I keep getting an offer saying I would be a great fit for teaching assistant job at the university, where I’m teaching that class as adjunct professor.
I still get recruiters contacting me for entry level positions (I have 15 years of experience and am in a senior role), for half the pay. Desperate much?
I've Seen Posting For "10 Years Experience" In Programs That Are Only 7 Years Old
Mark’s clients tell him that many recruiters are more interested in "closing the deal" rather than finding what is best for their candidates, and that could be one reason why applicants often encounter such incompetence. "I think it may be down to a mismatch of priorities between client and candidate needs," the career coach added.
If you’re job-hunting right now, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed by the whole process. It's even easier to become frustrated by sloppy and negligent recruiters. Mark mentioned that the main thing is to be crystal clear about what type of work you seek. "The best recruiters are the ones who take the time to really find out what you are looking for and take a genuine interest in your career development." If they are not meeting your needs, "be prepared to walk away."
There probably is and the people who should be using it are probably too stupid to use it.
Load More Replies...Been Trying To Report It But Can't Find How...
Load More Replies...I signed up for my job without reading the fine print. now I am stuck in life.
That's because they wanted the other 30% of your wages for themselves
He advised you to be firm about your wants and needs from the outset. "Ideally, speak to a real person rather than simply completing your details on a form and waiting for an email response," Mark said. "If you are not sure what career path you want to follow, seek help from a career coach. It can also be useful to take a psychometric assessment to help identify strengths and aptitudes. This can help to boost confidence at a time when many people are struggling with this."
And they say the ghost of that recruiter haunts all the corridors of all the companies they've alienated.
These days you can just talk to your own face on zoom!
Load More Replies...I do that in meetings with all the English teachers at my college. Seeing that I am the only one, our meetings are quick, to the point, and we agree on every point. Exemplary if I say so myself.
"Am I great? Yes I am great! Am I hired? Yes I am hired! Do I deserve this raise? Yes I deserve this raise!"
use the contact us link on the right then you choose report and fill out the info
Load More Replies...I get 10 to 15 of these a day. Software engineer, level 1 tech support, network engineer, ciso, franchise owner, sales director, etc. Some are in my area, some require relocation, some are 100% travel. I'm not in the market and my LinkedIn says so, but even if I was that set of jobs can't possibly be for the same person! Those are all real examples from the last few days...
More then? Give me £12 an hour and I will be telling you why you are a .......
use the contact us link on the right then you choose report and fill out the info
Load More Replies...This happend to me quite often în the last months. I have a senior position and recruiters are contacting me for entry level jobs with almost half the current salary. I always reply to them and specify this.
exactly, offering a fraction of my current salary.... just stop
Load More Replies...Opposite for me. I get contacted for senior roles all the time. I have almost a year of experience BTW.
A few months ago I got a call asking did I fancy coming back to my old cleaning job ( they were struggling to get cleaners ) I had left them 4 yrs ago to go to a better and friendlier company that give me double the hrs and so much more training and were flexible ( I love my new boss and the cleaning team I work with ) told my old place pink pigs would need to fly before I'd consider it ,
Mods (?) get rid of this spammer or at least give us the ability to report them!
use the contact us link on the right then you choose report and fill out the info
Load More Replies...Maybe don't look for a new job publicly if you don't want your boss to know you want to leave him high and dry
Load More Replies...Could be downsizing but even that's just a nice way to say fired.
Load More Replies...Someone says there is a spammer named Bob... Please get rid of it and keep BP clean,!
That's where you quote that you need $20k more than you currently make to consider it.
I always ask them to remove it because it sounds outdated. Then someone else from their company calls about something else. I ask them to remove it. and into infinity my outdated resume keeps wasting peoples time.
Yes and no, calling someone for a job THAT'S ON THEIR RESUME is just plain lazy
People aren't shocked or insulted by a recruiter doing their job. They are shocked and insulted by recruiters not doing their jobs.
My experience with recruiters is they mostly throw handfuls of resumes at a job and see if something sticks. They seem to have no problem wasting other people's time.
Offering someone a job isn't wasting their time. I haven't been offered a job since 2007.
Load More Replies...This is the only thing on the list that makes sense. This list shouldn't even exist, exactly for the reason this guy said.
I once got an email that said I didn't get a job I had applied for 3 months earlier. I was working in that position when I got it. So much for recruiters knowing what's going on.
Same. Got an email about sorry we didn't pick you, while I was at work doing just that job.
Load More Replies...I've had a few reach out to me that either were bots or didn't bother reading my page. I work in Software Development, why are you contacting me for Mechanical Engineering positions?
This happens weekly. I have a rule in my email, it the subject says "I'm very impressed with your experience" it goes right to trash. I've gotten into arguments with recruiters who won't take no for an answer. What do you mean you won't leave your stable job to move to Texas for a three month contract no benefits and one third your current pay?
Load More Replies...Not a recruiter story, but close. One time I (journalist) interviewed the comedian Gilbert Gottfried, who said he used to have the world's worst agent. A year after Gottfried got fired from Saturday Night Live, his agent called him up to say they wanted him to audition for . . . Saturday Night Live.
I wonder how recruiters get and keep their jobs. They all seem like worthless idiots to me.
can we find a way to block bobi38081, i literally stopped reading halfway through because of them
It wasn't a recruiter, but a women I used to work for invited me on indeed to apply for a lesser job at the same company. And this was a woman who after I put in my two weeks notice told me not to come back
I once got an email that said I didn't get a job I had applied for 3 months earlier. I was working in that position when I got it. So much for recruiters knowing what's going on.
Same. Got an email about sorry we didn't pick you, while I was at work doing just that job.
Load More Replies...I've had a few reach out to me that either were bots or didn't bother reading my page. I work in Software Development, why are you contacting me for Mechanical Engineering positions?
This happens weekly. I have a rule in my email, it the subject says "I'm very impressed with your experience" it goes right to trash. I've gotten into arguments with recruiters who won't take no for an answer. What do you mean you won't leave your stable job to move to Texas for a three month contract no benefits and one third your current pay?
Load More Replies...Not a recruiter story, but close. One time I (journalist) interviewed the comedian Gilbert Gottfried, who said he used to have the world's worst agent. A year after Gottfried got fired from Saturday Night Live, his agent called him up to say they wanted him to audition for . . . Saturday Night Live.
I wonder how recruiters get and keep their jobs. They all seem like worthless idiots to me.
can we find a way to block bobi38081, i literally stopped reading halfway through because of them
It wasn't a recruiter, but a women I used to work for invited me on indeed to apply for a lesser job at the same company. And this was a woman who after I put in my two weeks notice told me not to come back

