30 Times Recruiters Embarrassed Themselves While Trying To Hire Someone

ha!

We had a lawyer firm call the office out of the blue because of and outstanding bill for some work. The work had been contracted from head office in UK, we are in Spain. I played along and found out they had asked a law firm what the cost of laying us all off. The head of HR in UK had asked them to study our contracts for loop holes. She left on maternity leave before it was finished and the firm wanted to get paid so they sent it to us and we paid the bill. I forwarded it back to HR in UK with the standard Interco "cost + 10%". I lined up another job expecting to get fired and when I let the gossip spread I was leaving got a call from my line boss for an appraisal. Got a 30% raise ;-)

"Dear speech writer, Thank you for doing such an amazing job on that speech. As a token of our thanks we're giving you a $50,000 bonus, a $75,000 raise, and a company car."

I’d hire me 😛

brilliant!

Now that's funny!

That is a shock and very sad.

Did you hire you?

You don't need the fake moustache. They have forgotten your face one second after you left.

A happy ending I'd say...hope it came with better perks

hehehe!

I would be beyond mad

According to employers 10 years experience qualifies you for an entry level position with entry level pay while working at expert level.

A new what? I have an idea but that's probably not that...

Don't use @bobif38081 's link, they do nothing but spam it, prob a bot

I signed up for my job without reading the fine print. now I am stuck in life.

Go for it!

Imagine like You want the role? Google me. What? G O O G L E M E *click*

Work smarter, not harder. Bring a mirror

can we get an admin of some sort to report bobif38081 to?

any comment other than that spammer

This happend to me quite often în the last months. I have a senior position and recruiters are contacting me for entry level jobs with almost half the current salary. I always reply to them and specify this.

Luke McSkywalker

Mods (?) get rid of this spammer or at least give us the ability to report them!

(:

Wtf is a PE license?

Lol that’s funny

Way to screw up someone's life.

"let go" is a politically correct euphemism for "fired"?

Can bob be blocked?

Wtf is IPT?

That's where you quote that you need $20k more than you currently make to consider it.

Maybe this guy should be a manager at a recruiting agency

They have trust in your abilities.

But hey, free lunches and drinks

Why do their job for them?

I always ask them to remove it because it sounds outdated. Then someone else from their company calls about something else. I ask them to remove it. and into infinity my outdated resume keeps wasting peoples time.