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No matter how smart we think we are, no matter how many degrees we might have, everyone (everyone!) has at least one embarrassing knowledge blindspot. You might be like Ted Mosby from the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother who pronounces ‘chameleon’ with the ‘ch’ like in ‘chocolate’ and the ‘leon’ part like the name Leon.

Or you might be like comedy writer Ariane Sherine who used to think that pigs would snuff out chocolate truffles from the ground like they do normal truffles. When Ariane shared this fun fact on the internet and added that one of her friends thought that Colonel Sanders’ bow on the KFC logo was a stickman body (we can’t unsee it now, by the way), she sparked an amusing thread about the most embarrassing misunderstandings that people have had. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and share your own embarrassing blindspots in the comments below! I’ll get the ball rolling by saying that I keep forgetting that New Zealand is to the Southeast of Australia—in my mind, it’s always to the Southwest! Whoops! Sorry, Kiwis.

"I share a lot of the knowledge blindspots other people have confessed to. For example, when I was young, I also thought the word ‘misled’ was pronounced ‘mizzled!’ And I’m sure I’m also guilty of hundreds of misunderstandings I can’t remember now," Ariane told Bored Panda. "I think that’s why the thread was so popular—everyone can identify with the idea of an embarrassing misunderstanding! Can’t help you with Colonel Sanders though—I fear that image is seared into your brain forever..." Scroll down for the rest of our interview with Ariane.

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    "I think some people think they’ll lose face if they admit to not knowing things. But no one can know everything! Having gaps in your knowledge is just a natural part of being human. And sometimes, as the thread proves, those gaps can be amusing!"

    Ariane also revealed to Bored Panda what she's been up to during the Covid-19 quarantine. "I’ve been working on a really fun book for ages 8-12 set during the coronavirus lockdown. Unfortunately though, my agent has stopped work during lockdown, so if any children’s fiction publishers would like to read the manuscript, please hit me up! I’ve also been proofreading my next book, called How to Live to 100. It’s a funny health science book which tells you how to live a long and healthy life, and is out on October 1," she said.

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    Maik
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    We all float. You'll float too...

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    Peachikeen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that mummys had girl babies and the daddys had boy babies. Childhood is a strange time.

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    39-year-old Ariane has many talents besides her talent with the quill: she’s also a comedian, campaigner, and a songwriter. But she’s best known for her writing skills. If you’re a fan of British TV, then you’ve probably enjoyed some of her work without even knowing it. She’s written scripts for BBC shows like My Family, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, The Story of Tracy Beaker, and Space Pirates, ITV1’s The New Worst Witch, and jokes for Channel 4’s Countdown.

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    She’s incredibly energetic and also a regular on TV and radio programs like BBC Breakfast, Sunday Morning Live, The One Show, Victoria Derbyshire, iPM, Woman’s Hour, Sunday, and Night Waves.

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    Ariane’s a seasoned journalist, too. She has written over 90 columns for The Guardian and The Spectator, a few travel pieces for The Sunday Times, book reviews for The Observer, album reviews for NME, and features for The Independent, Independent on Sunday, and Esquire. That’s the sort of experience that any journalist would be glad to add to their CV.

    So if someone as talented and hard-working as Ariane can talk about her embarrassing misunderstandings openly, there’s no reason for us to hide our own knowledge blindspots. Don’t you think so, dear Pandas?

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    Stimpy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your friend Lucy was quite judgemental, wasn't she?

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    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how many other kids in the70s and 80s thought that.

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    Kate
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I absolutely read it as extra vagance at first LOL!

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    Bastette Cat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    E erroneous thought that! There’s even a band called Youth in Asia.

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    SoozeeQ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear! Sounds like a theme for a video game.

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    SoozeeQ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so cute! I'm gonna use that from now on!

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    Pseudo Puppy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if your parents weren't into retro music when you were a kid, and didn't listen to the Beatles... logically speaking, this is actually a very reasonable assumption to have as a kid.

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    mulk
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and Thor is the real Batman? 😂

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    This makes so much sense to me.

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    kasa alex
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    I thought The Hague was a building until right now.

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    That would be very disappointing.

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    I knew it was Enid, but thought they were a man.

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    Whatshername
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't take this the wrong way. Things like this honestly always make me wonder if people in the USA (not saying Mr. O'Neill is American) get taught topography of the world in school? Maybe it's just that there's so many Americans and in Europe we hear a lot from you. Maybe that's why things like this get noticed. It is not my inention to be rude, I am honestly wondering. As to me this is unimaginable. We get taught stuff like this when we're about 10-12 years old.

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    Efia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Germany and thought that till a few years ago. My thoughts were: you have Kansas and you have R-Kansas.. still don't understand why it's called "Ar-kan-saw" :D

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    Pseudo Puppy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the joys of English NOT being a phonetic language, and taking the majority of its words from other languages (that are also not phonetic), then bastardising them even further by mispronouncing them..... makes it near impossible to correctly pronounce every word. And then there's the plethora of accents within the english language. :o

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    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute. .Makes sense, children are very literal.

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    Charl Marx
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who grew up in the West Midlands, I thought the same.

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