30 People Share How They Used To Believe In Something That Turned Out To Be An Embarrassing Misunderstanding
No matter how smart we think we are, no matter how many degrees we might have, everyone (everyone!) has at least one embarrassing knowledge blindspot. You might be like Ted Mosby from the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother who pronounces ‘chameleon’ with the ‘ch’ like in ‘chocolate’ and the ‘leon’ part like the name Leon.
Or you might be like comedy writer Ariane Sherine who used to think that pigs would snuff out chocolate truffles from the ground like they do normal truffles. When Ariane shared this fun fact on the internet and added that one of her friends thought that Colonel Sanders’ bow on the KFC logo was a stickman body (we can’t unsee it now, by the way), she sparked an amusing thread about the most embarrassing misunderstandings that people have had. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and share your own embarrassing blindspots in the comments below! I’ll get the ball rolling by saying that I keep forgetting that New Zealand is to the Southeast of Australia—in my mind, it’s always to the Southwest! Whoops! Sorry, Kiwis.
"I share a lot of the knowledge blindspots other people have confessed to. For example, when I was young, I also thought the word ‘misled’ was pronounced ‘mizzled!’ And I’m sure I’m also guilty of hundreds of misunderstandings I can’t remember now," Ariane told Bored Panda. "I think that’s why the thread was so popular—everyone can identify with the idea of an embarrassing misunderstanding! Can’t help you with Colonel Sanders though—I fear that image is seared into your brain forever..." Scroll down for the rest of our interview with Ariane.
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My little brother worried for years that his eyebrows were coming off his face. This is because he once overheard my Mom and my Grandmother talking aboiut his "bowel movements."
That is truly a good one! Even that would not make me stop eating cereal though!
Exactly. Damn BP. Now I'll think about the BadMouth instead of the BatMan.
Load More Replies...Back when the Michael Keaton Batman movie came out, my mom thought the same thing. My 8 year old self found that hilarious.
That's exactly what many of us thought. I had to study it to see the bat.
Not if you've ever seen the water quality in the Channel... You can hardly see the hand in front of your face when you're diving, everything is so silty and murky. Black Sea's the same. I remember one time I hit my head on a metal buoy marking a wreck site simply because I was coming up and didn't see it until it was literally in front of my visor.
Load More Replies...I was hoping for that- instead you're stuck inside a train with no windows. Far from dreams and imagination ;)
"Short back insides"? I don't even know what that's supposed to be. Anyone?
I thought so too. And I am STILL disappointed, that it's not like that....
I heard some tunnel from NY to NJ was originally see-thru, but since too many cars stopped to look if not tease Sharks, it had to be redone to prevent cracks, traffic & accidents. I need to look that up. I never thought about doing such until now.
"I think some people think they’ll lose face if they admit to not knowing things. But no one can know everything! Having gaps in your knowledge is just a natural part of being human. And sometimes, as the thread proves, those gaps can be amusing!"
Ariane also revealed to Bored Panda what she's been up to during the Covid-19 quarantine. "I’ve been working on a really fun book for ages 8-12 set during the coronavirus lockdown. Unfortunately though, my agent has stopped work during lockdown, so if any children’s fiction publishers would like to read the manuscript, please hit me up! I’ve also been proofreading my next book, called How to Live to 100. It’s a funny health science book which tells you how to live a long and healthy life, and is out on October 1," she said.
I was planning to make the same comment. The man does his state, party and nation proud.
Load More Replies...wtf is "short back insides"? It doesn't even make a sensible phrase
And that mummys had girl babies and the daddys had boy babies. Childhood is a strange time.
Mommy had a chicken. Mommy had a cow. Dad was proud, he didn't care how.
Load More Replies...In Spanish, because words have "gender", many people (even adults) think that frogs are girls and toads are boys of the same species of animal (la rana - el sapo)
Same in German. All cats are female. Dogs are male.
Load More Replies...Yesssss! And I was shocked when I figured out Tom was a male. I mean he was named Tom for God's sake lol. In my defense, I thought it was a shortened name.
I'd be willing to bet most of us have had this thought at one point or another.
LMAO....I thought they were gorillas fighting each other and used to wonder why is this news (without watching the news) and who is naming them and teaching them to use guns....ahhhhhhh, I miss pot
[...]I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target[...] one the internet's oldest and best copy-pastas of all time
Yup, me too. I always heard it as gorilla warfare. When I finally figured out what they were saying I wondered why people can't just pronounce it the correct way (with a Spanish pronunciation).
Years ago Mad Magazine had "illustrations" of things being said on the news. The one I remember was "Gorillas on the Plains of Jars." It was actually "guerillas on the "Plains of Jars" but it was illustrated with gorillas running over mason jars. That was about 1963 or so.
39-year-old Ariane has many talents besides her talent with the quill: she’s also a comedian, campaigner, and a songwriter. But she’s best known for her writing skills. If you’re a fan of British TV, then you’ve probably enjoyed some of her work without even knowing it. She’s written scripts for BBC shows like My Family, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, The Story of Tracy Beaker, and Space Pirates, ITV1’s The New Worst Witch, and jokes for Channel 4’s Countdown.
She’s incredibly energetic and also a regular on TV and radio programs like BBC Breakfast, Sunday Morning Live, The One Show, Victoria Derbyshire, iPM, Woman’s Hour, Sunday, and Night Waves.
The tail looks like a long necked dino. I see it.
Load More Replies...People's eyes generally look to the right, (newpapers put lead articles top right) so that's an understandable read of the image.
I love clouds and rain (really). The weather presenter can't just cater to YOUR preferences ;)
Way back when television first became popular, I wanted to see the weatherman. I expected him to be wearing a long robe with stars and moons all over it. I was very disappointed.
people would be lining up and be like can it please be sunny today!
Ariane’s a seasoned journalist, too. She has written over 90 columns for The Guardian and The Spectator, a few travel pieces for The Sunday Times, book reviews for The Observer, album reviews for NME, and features for The Independent, Independent on Sunday, and Esquire. That’s the sort of experience that any journalist would be glad to add to their CV.
So if someone as talented and hard-working as Ariane can talk about her embarrassing misunderstandings openly, there’s no reason for us to hide our own knowledge blindspots. Don’t you think so, dear Pandas?
I thought that factories made clouds (cause when you pass by them you can see the clouds come out)
If that was indeed true, imagine how scary it would be at the equator. Clouds would fly by at over 1600 km/h (1000mph). Even if you ignore the complete and obvious destruction of everything in the clouds' way, you would constantly be reminded of how quick time flies by.
I thought it was a kinda melon, like cantaloupe... no, I mean watermelon...
Or the title of a 1995 Smashing Pumpkins album ("Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness").
I had to explain that term to a sixth grade teacher once while I was assisting in his class and a student asked what the word meant.
So you thought it had a head shaped like a watermelon. So you liked to imbibe in LSD in your teens. Fair enough.
Well they were living in that time do they knew there wasn't black and white only around them.
Load More Replies...I remember the first time I saw "The Wizard of Oz." I almost fainted when Dorothy's farmhouse landed in Oz and she opened the door and everything was in TECHNICOLOR!!! Whaaaaaaat?????
When my son was younger, he asked me when did I start seeing in colour.
I would be immediately alarmed and worry about him being color blind.
Load More Replies...My old Social Studies teacher tricked a high schooler into believing that..
I guess it's a good way to find out which one of them has critical thinking.
Load More Replies...And for those of you watching in black and white..it's the team wearing blue shirts
I had to come to the comments to find out what it is. Thank you comments.
In Icelandic we have the letter Ð, which is somewhat like "TH". So when I was a little girl I thought it was Thisnep, everytime I hear Disney it sounds a bit wrong.
In Cyrillic (Russian, Greek, etc) it would be "DisneF" for no good reason.
There was an NGO called Youth in Asia. They couldn't figure out why they had so much trouble fundraising, "Hi, we're raising money for youth in asia...". Eventually someone told them and they changed the name.
OMG, I about 7 years old when the first gulf war happend. I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING!!!!!!!
When I was little, Christmas service at church, the bishop said that the congregation was to sing Joy to the World. And the first chord was played on the piano and I belted out JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG. I wasn't so much embarrassed by it, but I thought my mother was going to DIE.
Oh my god! I need my inhaler!! This is too damned funny. I'm laughing so hard, I can hardly breathe.
Load More Replies...Every year my dad would put out this leafless tree branch with a shot gun shell hanging on it. I didn't get the joke until I was 20. Everyone would just laugh and tease dad about his dumb dad joke. Finally I asked my sister, "what is that supposed to be any way? I don't get it." She told me it's a cartridge in a bare tree! Duh! Haha
You idiot! You don't put a "cartridge in a battery"! Everyone knows you put a "battery in a cartridge'! Dummy!
I thought so too. How is it pronounced? The same like the name Jeff?
That reminds me about an Italian ex I had called Giovanna, or Gio for short. Speaking Italian myself, I know Gio is pronounced like Jo, but ALL her friends would call her Jee-oh. I tried to subtly convince them by calling her 'Jo' in front of them but they never got the message.
I used to think that too.. the name "Sean" also confused me for a while. Whenever I see the name "Sean", I have to remind myself that it's pronounced "Shawn" and not "seen".
Yeah that’s a stupid spelling too , if your name is Shawn and it’s spelled “Sean” I will call you “ seen “
Load More Replies...Every time I think I finally understand english pronounciation you go and pull stuff like this.
That's the problem when you have a language whose words can be pronounced randomly, instead of one sound and only one sound for each letter. Crazy people!
It isn't random though - it seems that way because there are many origins for English.
Load More Replies...When I was 10 my friend and I thought that we could learn to fly just like Superman by attaching blankets (our makeshift capes) to our shirts and jumping off from progressively larger heights . We thought if we could practice enough eventually we'd learn to fly.
You, know a guy actually did that. (jumped without a parachute) and survived (landed in a giant net.)
There are several examples of people surviving even when landing on the ground. Although, they were horribly injured. One woman had her parachute sabotaged by her husband, but landed in a soft, recently ploughed field and survived.
Load More Replies...You were half right. Your problem is that you are only able to perceive half of any operation. First half ... jumping. Second half (totally unperceivable to you) ... stopping.
He was also very eVill, with his wives (and the church). It would have suited him to be called that way
I used to get confused because we had 19 boys in my school called Henry, and no one would tell me which one was the 8th.
Well, if your parents weren't into retro music when you were a kid, and didn't listen to the Beatles... logically speaking, this is actually a very reasonable assumption to have as a kid.
Beatles. It's a pun on them playing "beat" music. And I don't think you need to be into "retro" music (whatever that means - there was more than one genre in the past!). You just need to be into music full stop - it's the fricking Beatles!
Load More Replies...Wait he was the narrator? Holy c**p I knew the voice was familiar but when I was a kid I never paid attention to credits
He narrated Thomas the Tank Engine. I grew up listening to their songs but never put that together.
I didn't know that. Like, even the 90s one? I think there's newer ones.
No no. Pink. And spearmint comes from green ones
Load More Replies...You'd be absolutely shocked how many people think that killing the cow is part of the cheese making process.
I think those of us who grew up on dairy farms might be unlikely to have done! I do remember some inner city troubled kids coming to our farm (I was too young at the time to remember why) and one poor child said that they didn't get their milk from cows - it came from bottles. Always felt so sad for him.
Load More Replies...How can people think this? Disclaimer: I'm not trying to be rude, but come on!
When you are little, it sounds logical
Load More Replies...I had a friend who was a nutritionist, she would tell her kids they couldn't have chocolate milk after dark - only strawberry milk after dark. It made absolutely no sense to me then, and it makes no sense to me now.
Chocolate its notorious for causing acid reflux by relaxing muscles in the stomach. I don't eat/drink it after 9pm
Load More Replies...Does that mean chocolate bars are made from chocolate milk, or that chocolate milk has no relation to chocolate?
Chocolate bars are made from cacao (chocolate). Milk and sugar is added to make it sweeter. The darker the chocolate bar, the less the sugar. In fact, dark chocolate has no milk.
Load More Replies...I used to believe that cows in the mountains had 2 shorter legs on one side so they wouldn't fall off.
Sweden's largest island is called "Gotland", and there is actually a place there called "Gothem". Fun fact. :)
I used to think I had 2 hearts, one in my neck, and one in my chest
I used to think a prostate was a piano in my a*s. But then I educated myself.
I think the vast majority of these were made up for fake internet points but I believe this one.
That's understandable. When my daughter was about three, I attended a wedding while my husband stayed home with her. When he picked me up afterward, I was describing the wedding on the way home and got to the part where she had a long train on her dress. About two minutes later, my daughter said, "Mom, why did she have a choo-choo on her dress?"
It IS a place of religious pilgrimage ... by half pissed pommy lager louts who have nothing constructive to do.
Can someone explain why would you think it's a building? I always knew it was a city, so I can't relate.
I have only ever come across it in the sense of news reports saying "And alleged war criminal X faced trial today in the Hague" so until reading this post I assumed 'The Hague' was the name of a famous court building in the Netherlands. It's the only town I know of prefixed by 'the' but many buildings are named this way.
Load More Replies...It's a Dutch city and we call it Den Haag or 's-Gravenhage in Dutch. Our parlement and government are located there, as well as the International Court of Justice and the International Criminal Court.
Why would someone try to translate city names..., in Belgium we have places like Kontich (buttlike) or reet (ars) if you translate it literally.., Don't do that..., we even have 2 names for city's French and Flemish Like Antwerp is Anvers
It is unusual to translate a city name, (semi joking) perhaps some UN members couldn't pronounce Den Haag? Also I would love to know how a city earned the name "buttlike"
Load More Replies...Sinn Fein (pronounced Shin Fayn) is a political party active in both the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland.
Load More Replies...... and then you met them! OK, so they're a "Blob". Don't be so discriminatory!
I (knowing nothing about politics whatsoever) was passing my living room where the news was on tv. I thought what an odd name the woman had who was being talked about, Serbertia Hern. Well, I hadn't heard of Sir Berty Ahern had I?
Same! They'd always show pictures of Gerry Adams, the President of the IRA, but they'd mention Sinn Fein, and I thought that was his name!
Load More Replies...Ok so there is a 70s-9s british child puppet show called "Rainbow" and a 70s-90s hard rock / heavy metal british band.
Load More Replies...Rainbow was a British Kid's programme back in the 70's through into the 90's with 2 Puppets one a pink hippo called George and one called Zippy as you could zip his mouth, shut badly needed as he was very naughty and rude. Zippy was the weirdest creature to look at and I think the jury's still out as to what he actually was. There was a man in a bear suit the bear was called Bungle and the actor playing Bungle went onto play the lead Dalek in DR. Who. There was Rod Jane and Freddy, the singers who composed songs and music for the programme who had the same complicated love lives as the members of ABBA in the sense that Rod and Jane had been married then divorced. Jane partnered with Freddy some time after he had joined the trio, a relationship that lead to their eventual marriage in May 2016. And there was Geoffrey. The main man who held all together or at least tried. He was known for his very colourful clothes. I don't know if that is where the inspiration for the programme's name came from. Wasn't T.V. in the 70's great?☺ It makes the rock band of the same name look positively tame.
I thought it was Guid. Don't ask XD I also thought they were a man. In fact, I thought they were a man until a few seconds ago when I looked it up to see if you guys were actually telling the truth. Oh boy :)
Load More Replies...Yes! This! Same as Disnep, I mean, please, can't you choose a proper font?
I think they copied their signatures (Enid Blyton's AND Walt Disney's). That's why it looks that way..
Load More Replies...I'm 50 years old and only last year I found out that one of my favourite childhood authors - Richmal Crompton, who wrote the William books - was a woman. Mind blown.
What?!?! I used to love reading the "Just William" stories and watched the TV show. I never realised the author was a woman.
Load More Replies..."Hi, do you have anything by Gnid Blyton?" "No, and we don't have anything by J.R. Hartley, either."
This brought back some wonderful memories. I used to lose myself in the various fantasy worlds created by her, when I was little.
I devoured all her books as a child but knowing about some of her extremely problematic views on race as an adult made me realize that so many artists who filled our childhoods with joy, are not all necessarily decent people.
Please don't take this the wrong way. Things like this honestly always make me wonder if people in the USA (not saying Mr. O'Neill is American) get taught topography of the world in school? Maybe it's just that there's so many Americans and in Europe we hear a lot from you. Maybe that's why things like this get noticed. It is not my inention to be rude, I am honestly wondering. As to me this is unimaginable. We get taught stuff like this when we're about 10-12 years old.
I don't know what country you are from, but in Spain no student knows where Burkina Faso is. I doubt many adults know, either.
Load More Replies...Also any american textbook is usually a few decades out of date to start with...My high school texts in the late '90s still referred to Russia as the Soviet Union...
In reverse, I find UK folks outside of the US usually can't name where the states are located, (there is a funny Buzzfeed UK video about this I'll link.) It seems Geography in the US is mainly focused on kids learning their own country first. Unfortunately I remember only having one Geo class total in 6-12 grade. https://youtu.be/u9GNf51_NvU
I'm Canadian and I sucked at Geography (was required in Grade 9 but never again) but to the best of my recollection, we didn't intensively study the world map at all. We'd have gone over it but I'm sure most of it didn't "learn" the map.
I'm 66 yrs old and had to look up Burkina Faso just now. I've never heard of it before! :( That's sad!
I'm from Germany and thought that till a few years ago. My thoughts were: you have Kansas and you have R-Kansas.. still don't understand why it's called "Ar-kan-saw" :D
I was today old when I found out that Arkansas isn't prounounced R-Kansas...
Load More Replies...I am from Kansas, and me and some friends have joke “no that’s their Kansas, we live in OUR Kansas.”
That's not actually that stupid... i doubt everyone knows how to pronounce the name of every place in the world
I am confusion. Why is this one Kansas, but this one is not Ar-Kansa!? America explain! Explain, what do you mean Arkansas!?
Katrina B. gives a good explanation above and a link to a website if that helps 🙂
Load More Replies...the joys of English NOT being a phonetic language, and taking the majority of its words from other languages (that are also not phonetic), then bastardising them even further by mispronouncing them..... makes it near impossible to correctly pronounce every word. And then there's the plethora of accents within the english language. :o
Yeah I agree, I've always thought English would be really hard to learn for people who didn't speak it cause of the pronunciation of things and I am english! I studied German though for a little bit and love that you pronounce the words as they're spelt! But obviously in the German alphabet lol!
Load More Replies...Now the name is actually not pronounced tlby Germans the way English speaker do. So that's really fine? Mehr say or tsay Dez. IKEA is another one that is so well known but pronounced differently in English. The Swedish would say ee kay ah not ai key ah. And still we all get it. So no biggie, just nice to know.
I keep thinking that "BMW" must be SO awkward to say in English with the "double-u". In German the "W" is pronounced "veh", so it's just "beh em veh"... rolls much easier off the tongue, right? (For those wondering, the pronunciation of "V" is roughly "Fow". And I'd transcribe "Mercedes" as "Mehr-tseh-des".)
Load More Replies...I have a Polish friend who lives there! She says it's a home from home.
When I was 5-6yrs old, I thought that the laugh tracks heard in sitcoms was the laughter of all the other people also watching the show around the world. I went so far as to talk into the tv speaker, introducing myself in hopes of communicating!! Eek!!!
I remember thinking that the people shot in cowboys programmes on TV (Zorro I think) were people who wanted to die. I knew they were actors, but thought they really died. I was very young.
Load More Replies...I was 16 when I realised (quietly) that Neil Armstrong said "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind" and not "one small step for a man, one giant leap for magpies" which to me made sense because it would in fact be a giant leap for a magpie...
Suppositories in Russian are called "candles" and I believed they were thin medical candles that you have to stick up your bum and then LIGHT them. Ohh, learning the truth was so embarrassing, especially since I was well into my 20s 😳
Lol right as I was reading this one of my dogs farted, he couldn't have timed it better! 🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...I laughed so hard at the KFC sign with legs. I still have years in my eyes.
I cracked up when I read this, bc I imagined calendars stuck in your eyes.
Load More Replies...When I was little, I was terrified of thunder, so my mother tried to help by telling me it was just the sound of clouds banging into each other. Unfortunately, I believed that into high school when I was corrected after asking what was in clouds that could make that much noise.
My mother told me God was rearranging the furniture!
Load More Replies...Until (embarrassingly) recently, I thought that Ted Bundy, the serial killer was also an Actor on Married with Children--and that he played the father character--Al Bundy. I thought he became a serial killer later.
that was a joke on Beavis and Butthead! they were all "that dude on Married With Children killed people, cool, huh huh huh"
Load More Replies...I have a few. I thought the M and F on toilets stood for Mother and Father. imagine my embarrassment walking into the male toilets. I thought Sarsparilla was made from dogs. I thought my head would fall off after having a small lump cut out of head. That’s just those ones I can remember right now.
"I thought Sarsparilla was made from dog" that's really funny! Any idea where you got that idea from?
Load More Replies...When i was a kid i thought that the "slippery road sign" was the head of Zephyr from Babar. panneau-ze...7e5a77.jpg
When I was 5-6yrs old, I thought that the laugh tracks heard in sitcoms was the laughter of all the other people also watching the show around the world. I went so far as to talk into the tv speaker, introducing myself in hopes of communicating!! Eek!!!
I remember thinking that the people shot in cowboys programmes on TV (Zorro I think) were people who wanted to die. I knew they were actors, but thought they really died. I was very young.
Load More Replies...I was 16 when I realised (quietly) that Neil Armstrong said "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind" and not "one small step for a man, one giant leap for magpies" which to me made sense because it would in fact be a giant leap for a magpie...
Suppositories in Russian are called "candles" and I believed they were thin medical candles that you have to stick up your bum and then LIGHT them. Ohh, learning the truth was so embarrassing, especially since I was well into my 20s 😳
Lol right as I was reading this one of my dogs farted, he couldn't have timed it better! 🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...I laughed so hard at the KFC sign with legs. I still have years in my eyes.
I cracked up when I read this, bc I imagined calendars stuck in your eyes.
Load More Replies...When I was little, I was terrified of thunder, so my mother tried to help by telling me it was just the sound of clouds banging into each other. Unfortunately, I believed that into high school when I was corrected after asking what was in clouds that could make that much noise.
My mother told me God was rearranging the furniture!
Load More Replies...Until (embarrassingly) recently, I thought that Ted Bundy, the serial killer was also an Actor on Married with Children--and that he played the father character--Al Bundy. I thought he became a serial killer later.
that was a joke on Beavis and Butthead! they were all "that dude on Married With Children killed people, cool, huh huh huh"
Load More Replies...I have a few. I thought the M and F on toilets stood for Mother and Father. imagine my embarrassment walking into the male toilets. I thought Sarsparilla was made from dogs. I thought my head would fall off after having a small lump cut out of head. That’s just those ones I can remember right now.
"I thought Sarsparilla was made from dog" that's really funny! Any idea where you got that idea from?
Load More Replies...When i was a kid i thought that the "slippery road sign" was the head of Zephyr from Babar. panneau-ze...7e5a77.jpg

