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No matter how smart we think we are, no matter how many degrees we might have, everyone (everyone!) has at least one embarrassing knowledge blindspot. You might be like Ted Mosby from the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother who pronounces ‘chameleon’ with the ‘ch’ like in ‘chocolate’ and the ‘leon’ part like the name Leon.

Or you might be like comedy writer Ariane Sherine who used to think that pigs would snuff out chocolate truffles from the ground like they do normal truffles. When Ariane shared this fun fact on the internet and added that one of her friends thought that Colonel Sanders’ bow on the KFC logo was a stickman body (we can’t unsee it now, by the way), she sparked an amusing thread about the most embarrassing misunderstandings that people have had. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and share your own embarrassing blindspots in the comments below! I’ll get the ball rolling by saying that I keep forgetting that New Zealand is to the Southeast of Australia—in my mind, it’s always to the Southwest! Whoops! Sorry, Kiwis.

"I share a lot of the knowledge blindspots other people have confessed to. For example, when I was young, I also thought the word ‘misled’ was pronounced ‘mizzled!’ And I’m sure I’m also guilty of hundreds of misunderstandings I can’t remember now," Ariane told Bored Panda. "I think that’s why the thread was so popular—everyone can identify with the idea of an embarrassing misunderstanding! Can’t help you with Colonel Sanders though—I fear that image is seared into your brain forever..." Scroll down for the rest of our interview with Ariane.

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Vance Pomerening
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My little brother worried for years that his eyebrows were coming off his face. This is because he once overheard my Mom and my Grandmother talking aboiut his "bowel movements."

jonnotheGOAT
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the first one has an image stuck in my mind i cannot unsee

Randy Klefbeck
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be especially afraid of Count Chocula.

CincyReds
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww I used to think all rookies in the NFL were cops

Eric Crossley
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is truly a good one! Even that would not make me stop eating cereal though!

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    Maik
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Damn BP. Now I'll think about the BadMouth instead of the BatMan.

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    Shelp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When trying hard, I can see it for a few secs. Then, it reverts to batman

    Rick
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF?! As soon as I saw the title to this article I came here to leave this comment. I thought I was the only person in the entire world that thought this. Embarrassingly I didn’t realise until I was 24.

    Toujin C'Thlu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when the Michael Keaton Batman movie came out, my mom thought the same thing. My 8 year old self found that hilarious.

    GirlFriday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, it isn't?

    Henry Cheves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the Superman logo was fish.

    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what many of us thought. I had to study it to see the bat.

    Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same; even today that logo is confusing to me

    lara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same thing.

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    Ryukei Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have been awesome though :)

    Alexandru Bucur
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you've ever seen the water quality in the Channel... You can hardly see the hand in front of your face when you're diving, everything is so silty and murky. Black Sea's the same. I remember one time I hit my head on a metal buoy marking a wreck site simply because I was coming up and didn't see it until it was literally in front of my visor.

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    Monika Rhodes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping for that- instead you're stuck inside a train with no windows. Far from dreams and imagination ;)

    Demi Zwaan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Short back insides"? I don't even know what that's supposed to be. Anyone?

    c smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short on the back and sides, as in a haircut

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    Monika Hladikova
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought so too. And I am STILL disappointed, that it's not like that....

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes a lot more sense though and sounds awesome.

    Kimberley Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard some tunnel from NY to NJ was originally see-thru, but since too many cars stopped to look if not tease Sharks, it had to be redone to prevent cracks, traffic & accidents. I need to look that up. I never thought about doing such until now.

    SciFi Vortex
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT, EVER become an engineer!

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    "I think some people think they’ll lose face if they admit to not knowing things. But no one can know everything! Having gaps in your knowledge is just a natural part of being human. And sometimes, as the thread proves, those gaps can be amusing!"

    Ariane also revealed to Bored Panda what she's been up to during the Covid-19 quarantine. "I’ve been working on a really fun book for ages 8-12 set during the coronavirus lockdown. Unfortunately though, my agent has stopped work during lockdown, so if any children’s fiction publishers would like to read the manuscript, please hit me up! I’ve also been proofreading my next book, called How to Live to 100. It’s a funny health science book which tells you how to live a long and healthy life, and is out on October 1," she said.

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    dev mehta
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bow tie DOES look like arm and legs. Now I can't un-see the image

    Royakuss
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congressman Hank Johnson lol.

    Blarrg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was planning to make the same comment. The man does his state, party and nation proud.

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    Sara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same. Also when I was little, I used to think Madonna was singing "I'm a Cheerio girl living in a Cheerio World!"

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf is "short back insides"? It doesn't even make a sensible phrase

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    Peachikeen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that mummys had girl babies and the daddys had boy babies. Childhood is a strange time.

    Elsker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommy had a chicken. Mommy had a cow. Dad was proud, he didn't care how.

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    María Hermida
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Spanish, because words have "gender", many people (even adults) think that frogs are girls and toads are boys of the same species of animal (la rana - el sapo)

    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in German. All cats are female. Dogs are male.

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    Sarah Casteleyn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the age of seven I realized Jesus was actually a boy...

    Jazmin Rebel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that right there is just sad

    Aamna Shah
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesssss! And I was shocked when I figured out Tom was a male. I mean he was named Tom for God's sake lol. In my defense, I thought it was a shortened name.

    Anna Goanna
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think sheep were girls and goats were boys.

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    Melissa Meaux
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister in law thought it was an army OF fighting primates 🤣

    Vanta Black
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be willing to bet most of us have had this thought at one point or another.

    Dirk Hoekstra
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my dad once as a kid, how they use gorrillas for warfare.

    Michelle C
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO....I thought they were gorillas fighting each other and used to wonder why is this news (without watching the news) and who is naming them and teaching them to use guns....ahhhhhhh, I miss pot

    Porto DaMartinica
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [...]I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target[...] one the internet's oldest and best copy-pastas of all time

    Elida Lechuga
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, me too. I always heard it as gorilla warfare. When I finally figured out what they were saying I wondered why people can't just pronounce it the correct way (with a Spanish pronunciation).

    lara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago Mad Magazine had "illustrations" of things being said on the news. The one I remember was "Gorillas on the Plains of Jars." It was actually "guerillas on the "Plains of Jars" but it was illustrated with gorillas running over mason jars. That was about 1963 or so.

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you're kinda right.

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    39-year-old Ariane has many talents besides her talent with the quill: she’s also a comedian, campaigner, and a songwriter. But she’s best known for her writing skills. If you’re a fan of British TV, then you’ve probably enjoyed some of her work without even knowing it. She’s written scripts for BBC shows like My Family, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, The Story of Tracy Beaker, and Space Pirates, ITV1’s The New Worst Witch, and jokes for Channel 4’s Countdown.

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    She’s incredibly energetic and also a regular on TV and radio programs like BBC Breakfast, Sunday Morning Live, The One Show, Victoria Derbyshire, iPM, Woman’s Hour, Sunday, and Night Waves.

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    Stimpy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I am calling it "fat brontosaurus ring" from now on...

    ace redmond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK why but I saw a turtle before I read what it said

    Woody
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t unsee this now lol

    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People's eyes generally look to the right, (newpapers put lead articles top right) so that's an understandable read of the image.

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now I clearly see the dinosaur.

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    Shea Briggette
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    5 years ago

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love clouds and rain (really). The weather presenter can't just cater to YOUR preferences ;)

    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way back when television first became popular, I wanted to see the weatherman. I expected him to be wearing a long robe with stars and moons all over it. I was very disappointed.

    Shea Briggette
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people would be lining up and be like can it please be sunny today!

    Susann Campbell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just thought they were never right.

    AnnieLaurie Burke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meteorologists have a really mean streak.

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    Jane Petersen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, pollution is so cute and magical...

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    Ariane’s a seasoned journalist, too. She has written over 90 columns for The Guardian and The Spectator, a few travel pieces for The Sunday Times, book reviews for The Observer, album reviews for NME, and features for The Independent, Independent on Sunday, and Esquire. That’s the sort of experience that any journalist would be glad to add to their CV.

    So if someone as talented and hard-working as Ariane can talk about her embarrassing misunderstandings openly, there’s no reason for us to hide our own knowledge blindspots. Don’t you think so, dear Pandas?

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    Lettybird Report

    Stimpy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your friend Lucy was quite judgemental, wasn't she?

    Rex the Rat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that factories made clouds (cause when you pass by them you can see the clouds come out)

    Willem Groenewald
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was indeed true, imagine how scary it would be at the equator. Clouds would fly by at over 1600 km/h (1000mph). Even if you ignore the complete and obvious destruction of everything in the clouds' way, you would constantly be reminded of how quick time flies by.

    C.S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's not bad really. Depends on your education and age and capability of understanding, which anywhere between 0-99 years of age can be totally different and nothing to be ashamed about. Only when you refuse to accept supported data should you feel dumb and ashamed.

    Brandy G
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I had a special power by being able to see the clouds move

    Kim
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most intelligent misunderstanding though 🤓

    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking outside the box. Undisturbed talent.

    Lynn Morello
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget, some people still believe the Earth is Flat.

    Hugh Crawford
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she charged you a nickle for it.

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    Lukeveasey Report

    Rj
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A melon collie!

    Emperor Kitten
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Specifically bred to hunt wild melons

    DramaDoc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q: What do you get if you cross Lassie with a cantaloupe? A: A melon-collie baby

    slackjack
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A head like a melon and a face like a collie.

    Douglas Campbell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a kinda melon, like cantaloupe... no, I mean watermelon...

    Denise Ghilino
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the title of a 1995 Smashing Pumpkins album ("Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness").

    Randy Klefbeck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to explain that term to a sixth grade teacher once while I was assisting in his class and a student asked what the word meant.

    SciFi Vortex
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you thought it had a head shaped like a watermelon. So you liked to imbibe in LSD in your teens. Fair enough.

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    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how many other kids in the70s and 80s thought that.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they were living in that time do they knew there wasn't black and white only around them.

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    Denise Ghilino
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the first time I saw "The Wizard of Oz." I almost fainted when Dorothy's farmhouse landed in Oz and she opened the door and everything was in TECHNICOLOR!!! Whaaaaaaat?????

    Casey Logan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was younger, he asked me when did I start seeing in colour.

    Up All Night
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be immediately alarmed and worry about him being color blind.

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    B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still picture my grandparents (when they were young) living in a black and white world and moving around really fast with manic piano music playing.

    Untitled_Goose_Man
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old Social Studies teacher tricked a high schooler into believing that..

    Up All Night
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's a good way to find out which one of them has critical thinking.

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. That is rather special.

    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to explain this to my little cousin when he was eight.

    Thenatural
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for those of you watching in black and white..it's the team wearing blue shirts

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    Kate
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I absolutely read it as extra vagance at first LOL!

    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness, that is what is says.

    Pseudo Puppy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's just bad graphic design.

    kasa alex
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally had to google this before I could figure out what it was meant to say instead of 'Extra Vagance'. Doh'

    Cyndi Hafele
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to come to the comments to find out what it is. Thank you comments.

    Bastette Cat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame whoever designed this logo for that!

    Woody
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read the comments before i realised it was extravagance

    Josh Drye
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This took me way too long to figure out what it actually says.

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    greenbenali Report

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I remember correctly, the log is Walt Disney's actual signature?

    PjandBolt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that the "D" was a backwards and upside down "e"

    Jenný Samúelsdóttir Herlufsen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Icelandic we have the letter Ð, which is somewhat like "TH". So when I was a little girl I thought it was Thisnep, everytime I hear Disney it sounds a bit wrong.

    Loretta
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, same! I'm not a native speaker though, so I thought "Probably that's just how they write it in English. It's a weird language."

    Marcellus II
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Cyrillic (Russian, Greek, etc) it would be "DisneF" for no good reason.

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    Bastette Cat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    E erroneous thought that! There’s even a band called Youth in Asia.

    zims
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, the Sunday school teacher was going around the room assigning us things to pray about and I prayed for the youth in Asia. She never corrected me. I still don't know what I was supposed to be praying for.

    Sara Rosen
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an NGO called Youth in Asia. They couldn't figure out why they had so much trouble fundraising, "Hi, we're raising money for youth in asia...". Eventually someone told them and they changed the name.

    Ben Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the oldest joke in the book.

    danielw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the funny part is, sometimes... it's not a joke.

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    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude I am right there with you!

    DC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Megadeth named an album youthanasia ... which ... well, somehow along your line, somehow not...

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    SoozeeQ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear! Sounds like a theme for a video game.

    Leslie Mallard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh really hard and love you a lot.

    Cody Eriksen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I about 7 years old when the first gulf war happend. I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING!!!!!!!

    Sakeena
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m at work and couldn’t contain my outburst of laughter

    Phrank
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    5 years ago

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    That's a lot of dumb people.

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    SoozeeQ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so cute! I'm gonna use that from now on!

    GirlFriday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little, Christmas service at church, the bishop said that the congregation was to sing Joy to the World. And the first chord was played on the piano and I belted out JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG. I wasn't so much embarrassed by it, but I thought my mother was going to DIE.

    Teresa Taylor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! I need my inhaler!! This is too damned funny. I'm laughing so hard, I can hardly breathe.

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    Lana Belysheva
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! My son used to say Octopus Crime instead of Optimus Prime

    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another Mondegreen is "cartridge in a bare tree."

    Lacey Heward
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every year my dad would put out this leafless tree branch with a shot gun shell hanging on it. I didn't get the joke until I was 20. Everyone would just laugh and tease dad about his dumb dad joke. Finally I asked my sister, "what is that supposed to be any way? I don't get it." She told me it's a cartridge in a bare tree! Duh! Haha

    SciFi Vortex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You idiot! You don't put a "cartridge in a battery"! Everyone knows you put a "battery in a cartridge'! Dummy!

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    hesaw_ Report

    Devyn Nagy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought so too. How is it pronounced? The same like the name Jeff?

    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me about an Italian ex I had called Giovanna, or Gio for short. Speaking Italian myself, I know Gio is pronounced like Jo, but ALL her friends would call her Jee-oh. I tried to subtly convince them by calling her 'Jo' in front of them but they never got the message.

    Tobias the Tiger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think that too.. the name "Sean" also confused me for a while. Whenever I see the name "Sean", I have to remind myself that it's pronounced "Shawn" and not "seen".

    CherylTunt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that’s a stupid spelling too , if your name is Shawn and it’s spelled “Sean” I will call you “ seen “

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    Tambot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger I used to think "Sean" was pronounced "Seen".

    CherylTunt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair it’s a ridiculous spelling of a name

    Jess-a-men
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I think I finally understand english pronounciation you go and pull stuff like this.

    Tim Douglass
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because it isn't English. Welsh, maybe?

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    María Hermida
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the problem when you have a language whose words can be pronounced randomly, instead of one sound and only one sound for each letter. Crazy people!

    Dilly Millandry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't random though - it seems that way because there are many origins for English.

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    vivimorf Report

    Stimpy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes they had to learn fast

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving ain't for you.

    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too! i even say to myself… if one day i fall from a plane i'll just to extend my arms and float in the sky

    Alex Grosdanofski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 10 my friend and I thought that we could learn to fly just like Superman by attaching blankets (our makeshift capes) to our shirts and jumping off from progressively larger heights . We thought if we could practice enough eventually we'd learn to fly.

    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Imagine them trying to figure it out on the way down!

    danielw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You, know a guy actually did that. (jumped without a parachute) and survived (landed in a giant net.)

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are several examples of people surviving even when landing on the ground. Although, they were horribly injured. One woman had her parachute sabotaged by her husband, but landed in a soft, recently ploughed field and survived.

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must decline your invitation to jump.

    SciFi Vortex
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were half right. Your problem is that you are only able to perceive half of any operation. First half ... jumping. Second half (totally unperceivable to you) ... stopping.

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    #20

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    MJMeads Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. for the King's will!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so Henry Cavill it's Henry CA 8 ?

    Xavier Portillo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henry the 6, Henry the 7, Henry the Vill,

    Christophe Beunens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was also very eVill, with his wives (and the church). It would have suited him to be called that way

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to get confused because we had 19 boys in my school called Henry, and no one would tell me which one was the 8th.

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    CiaranMcQuaid2 Report

    Pseudo Puppy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if your parents weren't into retro music when you were a kid, and didn't listen to the Beatles... logically speaking, this is actually a very reasonable assumption to have as a kid.

    Charlotte
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beatles. It's a pun on them playing "beat" music. And I don't think you need to be into "retro" music (whatever that means - there was more than one genre in the past!). You just need to be into music full stop - it's the fricking Beatles!

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    AzKhaleesi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait he was the narrator? Holy c**p I knew the voice was familiar but when I was a kid I never paid attention to credits

    Apryl Clement
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He narrated Thomas the Tank Engine. I grew up listening to their songs but never put that together.

    SciFi Vortex
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is ... dummy. Google it for god's sake.

    Analyn Lahr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that. Like, even the 90s one? I think there's newer ones.

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    chasinblue Report

    SoozeeQ
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean it doesn't? ;-P

    SciFi Vortex
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    5 years ago

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    sUCK MY C**K ... AND FIND OUT.

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    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then does strawberry milk come from red ones?

    earringnut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be absolutely shocked how many people think that killing the cow is part of the cheese making process.

    Karen Johnston
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! Every kid thinks that, I believe.

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think those of us who grew up on dairy farms might be unlikely to have done! I do remember some inner city troubled kids coming to our farm (I was too young at the time to remember why) and one poor child said that they didn't get their milk from cows - it came from bottles. Always felt so sad for him.

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    Palestinian warrior
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can people think this? Disclaimer: I'm not trying to be rude, but come on!

    Spikey Bunny
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who was a nutritionist, she would tell her kids they couldn't have chocolate milk after dark - only strawberry milk after dark. It made absolutely no sense to me then, and it makes no sense to me now.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate its notorious for causing acid reflux by relaxing muscles in the stomach. I don't eat/drink it after 9pm

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    Christina Eneroth (Eneroth3)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean chocolate bars are made from chocolate milk, or that chocolate milk has no relation to chocolate?

    Shauna Mañana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate bars are made from cacao (chocolate). Milk and sugar is added to make it sweeter. The darker the chocolate bar, the less the sugar. In fact, dark chocolate has no milk.

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    Tammy Barrett Henson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to believe that cows in the mountains had 2 shorter legs on one side so they wouldn't fall off.

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    #23

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    BilbyBagshaw Report

    mulk
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and Thor is the real Batman? 😂

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why Gotham City though? Batman is now Swedish?

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotham is a village in England. It gave it's name to batman's town because a story about how the inhabitants avoided being taxed by the King by feigning mass-insanity, which to the writers seemed like a perfect setting for a notorious asylum.

    Per Hägglund
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweden's largest island is called "Gotland", and there is actually a place there called "Gothem". Fun fact. :)

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a city called "Batman" in Turkey

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there is a city called Gothenburg, so it's not too far off.

    Randy Klefbeck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotheborg is close. It's pretty darn big.

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    #24

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    littlerhysie Report

    GirlFriday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes so much sense to me.

    Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think I had 2 hearts, one in my neck, and one in my chest

    Tuija Lappinen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, I thought it was like a tiny heart beating there.

    SciFi Vortex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think a prostate was a piano in my a*s. But then I educated myself.

    Idontwantto
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the vast majority of these were made up for fake internet points but I believe this one.

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    Durkbot Report

    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's understandable. When my daughter was about three, I attended a wedding while my husband stayed home with her. When he picked me up afterward, I was describing the wedding on the way home and got to the part where she had a long train on her dress. About two minutes later, my daughter said, "Mom, why did she have a choo-choo on her dress?"

    SciFi Vortex
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS a place of religious pilgrimage ... by half pissed pommy lager louts who have nothing constructive to do.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, isn't it, Ask ANY Cricket devotee.

    #26

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    LordHarries Report

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought The Hague was a building until right now.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know it was called "the Hague" in English. Kind of makes sense though...

    Martin Alex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain why would you think it's a building? I always knew it was a city, so I can't relate.

    Jon S.
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have only ever come across it in the sense of news reports saying "And alleged war criminal X faced trial today in the Hague" so until reading this post I assumed 'The Hague' was the name of a famous court building in the Netherlands. It's the only town I know of prefixed by 'the' but many buildings are named this way.

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    Sasy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did also, the movie The hitmans bodyguard they spend the whole movie saying the have to get to the hague, and they go to the big courthouse just in time...so Ithought that was The Hague.

    Luka Hamer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Dutch city and we call it Den Haag or 's-Gravenhage in Dutch. Our parlement and government are located there, as well as the International Court of Justice and the International Criminal Court.

    Sanne H.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a mooje stad agtâh de dâhnè :-D

    Gitte Scheipers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someone try to translate city names..., in Belgium we have places like Kontich (buttlike) or reet (ars) if you translate it literally.., Don't do that..., we even have 2 names for city's French and Flemish Like Antwerp is Anvers

    Incel Slayer
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is unusual to translate a city name, (semi joking) perhaps some UN members couldn't pronounce Den Haag? Also I would love to know how a city earned the name "buttlike"

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    Viv Hart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're English-speaking it's the Hague; If you speak Dutch you have 2 choices - Den Haag, or s'Gravenhage.

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    TheRealInnes Report

    Vanta Black
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sinn Fein, master of Irish Kung Fu.

    My O My
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who or what is Sinn Fein?

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sinn Fein (pronounced Shin Fayn) is a political party active in both the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland.

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    Lievetje
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did I. I also remember thinking that his mother didn't teach him to make peace after fighting. "Shake hands and be friends!"

    Ildiko Okido
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same thing with Pink Floyd.

    SciFi Vortex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and then you met them! OK, so they're a "Blob". Don't be so discriminatory!

    Caroline Overill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I (knowing nothing about politics whatsoever) was passing my living room where the news was on tv. I thought what an odd name the woman had who was being talked about, Serbertia Hern. Well, I hadn't heard of Sir Berty Ahern had I?

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what is it then? I've never heard of it.

    Louise 89
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that up until reading this comment. I'm 31. Thanks hahaa. Things make so much more sense now, like wow he's still alive and kicking he must be an old man by now :D

    Sanne H.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was one of the hot shots of the IRA....

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! They'd always show pictures of Gerry Adams, the President of the IRA, but they'd mention Sinn Fein, and I thought that was his name!

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    MangyHare Report

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be very disappointing.

    David Fox
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahah, that happened to me too!!!

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what this is all about. Gonna go google now

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so there is a 70s-9s british child puppet show called "Rainbow" and a 70s-90s hard rock / heavy metal british band.

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    isabelle lester
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No - that would be fricking awesome!!!

    NMN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have loved if that had happened to me! (I'd have to be older tho, no Rainbow in the 90's-2000's) but got to see Dio :D

    SciFi Vortex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just how "little" are we talking about here? 1 inch? 2?

    Destini Mattocks
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, I would have LOVED to see the band Rainbow!

    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rainbow was a British Kid's programme back in the 70's through into the 90's with 2 Puppets one a pink hippo called George and one called Zippy as you could zip his mouth, shut badly needed as he was very naughty and rude. Zippy was the weirdest creature to look at and I think the jury's still out as to what he actually was. There was a man in a bear suit the bear was called Bungle and the actor playing Bungle went onto play the lead Dalek in DR. Who. There was Rod Jane and Freddy, the singers who composed songs and music for the programme who had the same complicated love lives as the members of ABBA in the sense that Rod and Jane had been married then divorced. Jane partnered with Freddy some time after he had joined the trio, a relationship that lead to their eventual marriage in May 2016. And there was Geoffrey. The main man who held all together or at least tried. He was known for his very colourful clothes. I don't know if that is where the inspiration for the programme's name came from. Wasn't T.V. in the 70's great?☺ It makes the rock band of the same name look positively tame.

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    #29

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    JCampasan Report

    Katherine Boag
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew it was Enid, but thought they were a man.

    Viveka Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was Guid. Don't ask XD I also thought they were a man. In fact, I thought they were a man until a few seconds ago when I looked it up to see if you guys were actually telling the truth. Oh boy :)

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    Whatshername
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! This! Same as Disnep, I mean, please, can't you choose a proper font?

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they copied their signatures (Enid Blyton's AND Walt Disney's). That's why it looks that way..

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    B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 50 years old and only last year I found out that one of my favourite childhood authors - Richmal Crompton, who wrote the William books - was a woman. Mind blown.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?!?! I used to love reading the "Just William" stories and watched the TV show. I never realised the author was a woman.

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, do you have anything by Gnid Blyton?" "No, and we don't have anything by J.R. Hartley, either."

    Gyan Ranjan Pruthal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This brought back some wonderful memories. I used to lose myself in the various fantasy worlds created by her, when I was little.

    BORED AT HOME
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought of it as GLUID Blighton!

    Aamna Shah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I devoured all her books as a child but knowing about some of her extremely problematic views on race as an adult made me realize that so many artists who filled our childhoods with joy, are not all necessarily decent people.

    Ice cube
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought It was Guid Blgton

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    Markoski86 Report

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't take this the wrong way. Things like this honestly always make me wonder if people in the USA (not saying Mr. O'Neill is American) get taught topography of the world in school? Maybe it's just that there's so many Americans and in Europe we hear a lot from you. Maybe that's why things like this get noticed. It is not my inention to be rude, I am honestly wondering. As to me this is unimaginable. We get taught stuff like this when we're about 10-12 years old.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what country you are from, but in Spain no student knows where Burkina Faso is. I doubt many adults know, either.

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    Philler Space
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also any american textbook is usually a few decades out of date to start with...My high school texts in the late '90s still referred to Russia as the Soviet Union...

    David Jeu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many peoples think Africa is one country.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason I know the country Burkina Faso exists is because it typically gives you great scores on the Pointless quiz show (where the objective is to name things within a category no one else has thought of).

    EmmaPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In reverse, I find UK folks outside of the US usually can't name where the states are located, (there is a funny Buzzfeed UK video about this I'll link.) It seems Geography in the US is mainly focused on kids learning their own country first. Unfortunately I remember only having one Geo class total in 6-12 grade. https://youtu.be/u9GNf51_NvU

    Allayna Nicole
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Canadian and I sucked at Geography (was required in Grade 9 but never again) but to the best of my recollection, we didn't intensively study the world map at all. We'd have gone over it but I'm sure most of it didn't "learn" the map.

    Mary Tonningsen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 66 yrs old and had to look up Burkina Faso just now. I've never heard of it before! :( That's sad!

    Mr Red
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mister Faso played so damn well!

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    #31

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    stayleyvegas Report

    Efia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Germany and thought that till a few years ago. My thoughts were: you have Kansas and you have R-Kansas.. still don't understand why it's called "Ar-kan-saw" :D

    FloC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was today old when I found out that Arkansas isn't prounounced R-Kansas...

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    Clove Kentwell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from Kansas, and me and some friends have joke “no that’s their Kansas, we live in OUR Kansas.”

    Yelena Yardeen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not actually that stupid... i doubt everyone knows how to pronounce the name of every place in the world

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be. I would say it like like just to annoy Americans!

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am confusion. Why is this one Kansas, but this one is not Ar-Kansa!? America explain! Explain, what do you mean Arkansas!?

    Binxyminxem
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Katrina B. gives a good explanation above and a link to a website if that helps 🙂

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    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Kan-saw and R-kansas.

    Kateryna
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was today years old....

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, makes a lot more sense right?

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you pronounce Kansas the same as Arkansas? I thought the latter was pronounced AH-CAN_SAW?

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ar-kan-saw and Kan-zis (Kans-us)

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    #32

    Embarrasing-Misunderstanding-Stories

    ThatLassie Report

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the joys of English NOT being a phonetic language, and taking the majority of its words from other languages (that are also not phonetic), then bastardising them even further by mispronouncing them..... makes it near impossible to correctly pronounce every word. And then there's the plethora of accents within the english language. :o

    Binxyminxem
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I agree, I've always thought English would be really hard to learn for people who didn't speak it cause of the pronunciation of things and I am english! I studied German though for a little bit and love that you pronounce the words as they're spelt! But obviously in the German alphabet lol!

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the name is actually not pronounced tlby Germans the way English speaker do. So that's really fine? Mehr say or tsay Dez. IKEA is another one that is so well known but pronounced differently in English. The Swedish would say ee kay ah not ai key ah. And still we all get it. So no biggie, just nice to know.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep thinking that "BMW" must be SO awkward to say in English with the "double-u". In German the "W" is pronounced "veh", so it's just "beh em veh"... rolls much easier off the tongue, right? (For those wondering, the pronunciation of "V" is roughly "Fow". And I'd transcribe "Mercedes" as "Mehr-tseh-des".)

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    #33

    Embarrasing-Misunderstanding-Stories

    Busquets99 Report

    #34

    Embarrasing-Misunderstanding-Stories

    ConcordeTU144 Report

    Devyn Nagy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to really look to see the car after I read the title!

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yet another example of questionable graphic design. :/

    Lee roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was a dog side on. The light being an eye.

    #35

    Embarrasing-Misunderstanding-Stories

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute. .Makes sense, children are very literal.

    #36

    Embarrasing-Misunderstanding-Stories

    SteveCubbins Report

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I finally realized it after looking at their url... So that's a long time before they joined the ol' internet to ponder about it ;) My mom had so many Canda-clothes. Enough opportunity to figure it out. But nope.

    Lillukka
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be ceta. & = et.

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    #37

    Embarrasing-Misunderstanding-Stories

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    Charl Marx
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who grew up in the West Midlands, I thought the same.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Polish friend who lives there! She says it's a home from home.