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If you've worked in retail (or read Bored Panda's article on clients from hell) you probably already know that the customer isn't always right. But in order to paint you an accurate picture of the lengths they're prepared to go to satisfy their unreasonable needs, we invite you to take a look at this Twitter thread.

It started when Kayla (@baz00per) shared her worst experience in front of the counter. "Last week, I had a woman yell at me for putting a straw in her soda cup because 'we need to save our oceans' and then proceeded to order a $55 party boat of raw fish because this is a... sushi bar [sic]".

As her tweet was going viral, other users started relating to one another with similar stories, suggesting that some people might need to wear a muzzle in public.

Image credits: baz00per

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Dumbest Thing A Customer Has Gotten Mad At You For

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Inga Paškevičiūtė
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you forget the point of makeup is to trick the eyes you have flawless skin lol

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    Draco's Dragonfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't that be awesome! I'd love to operate that printing press. "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? Definitely ma'm, if you just sit down for a lil while'.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also have trust issues with stupid customers that try to be smart-ass!

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    #4

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a surprisingly and totally unpredictable outcome!

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    #6

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k was wrong with her and most importantly what the f**k was wrong with the manager! This is the moment when you quit and never look back

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    #8

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    SBW71
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people shouldn't even still be alive

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    #10

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    Viktor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we were in the US on vacation, my wife once made me drive her to Bed, Bath and Beyond, then walked around the shop and seemed very confused. "I imagined it to look quite different". She actually wanted to go to Bath and Body Works, which fortunately was 2 doors down in the same shopping centre.

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like dementia. Credit cards have been around since 1950, there is no way he could misunderstand how they work.

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    #14

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    SBW71
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It blows my mind how many actual stupid people there are on this planet.

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    #15

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every f*****g time! If you don't like it you don't eat it! If you eat it you don't get your money back!!!

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never expect logical thinking from customers, they often leave their brain outside of the store

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    #17

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop being human? Oh no, these entitled cnuts never thought you were human in the first place.

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    #18

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...throw it into the garbage? Melt it in acid?

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's assault!!! I would sue her

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    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew, you're right. No aprons in the restroom, please!

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can finish it but it will be too damn hot

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    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this sounds like something my son would say. Not complaining about it or getting mad but, being on the spectrum and having OCD, he would point out that it was indeed longer than stated (same goes for 'we have to make a couple stops before town'. I get the 'a couple is two, we stopped at three places').

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    #25

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least use the bloody thing before trashing it.

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    #26

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you lemons and you don't like them don't order them!!!

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    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She bloody wouldn't if she was paying 20p a bag like in the UK.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really think these people enjoy messing up with workers just for fun

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    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish such customers would be thrown out. Treating employees like garbage mustn‘t be tolerated. You can disagree with a company‘s policy. You can voice your opinion. But that… I feel so sorry for OP.

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    #32

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same mother would sue if her stupid unsupervised kid got burned or blown up

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called manners and dignity, but not everyone is smart enough to pass those subjects

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    #35

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly a child would understand that

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    #37

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great name! Take and f*****g bake! Awesome!

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almonds make milk. They can't be nuts! (/s and it makes me sad that using the tag should be necessary)

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    #39

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want respect for your onion but you can't respect the workers!

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    #40

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have used your telekinetic powers just like everyone else.

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    #41

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    ggus44
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have asked them to use it again in front of you just to be sure it was the toaster's fault.

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    #42

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    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's psychological. I was eating a delicious apple bread-pudding one time, enjoying it thoroughly. I let the waitress know how good it was, especially the apple bits. Long story short, the "apples" turned out to be raisins, which I have a strong aversion to (also a long story). I begged her to tell me they were apples, which she did - and even though I knew they were raisins, the fact that she said they were apples was enough that I was able to finish the pudding.

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    Orion Countryman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean woman accept the frign free food stop being salty. Invite your friends over to eat your 3 extra wings if you have any friends.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off-topic but a hairdresser that cuts only 5 inches is pure science fiction to me!

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might want to get on Amazon and order a sleeping bag cuz you're gonna be here a while.

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Particularly as potted plants usually come with a tag telling you what they are

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    #49

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was she a trump supporter that was worried for the orange turd?

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    #51

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there is one thing you learn in the military, it's waiting.

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    #52

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    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be easier to refuse service at the drive thru

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    #53

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dense customer not understanding the concept of density?

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    #54

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, not looking like him and probably clearly fake/stolen ID aside, yes, people absolutely DO get contact lenses to make their eyes brown. It might not be common where you are, but it is a thing.

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    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not your job to direct people AWAY from the sunglass stand.

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    #58

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    ArwenUndomiel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you even want juice microwaved that would be gross

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    ArwenUndomiel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How all childhood fights with siblings would start...

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    #60

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    Monday
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    4 years ago

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    It's a fair question...she may have been familiar with most of the employees and just not recognized your face. In which case asking her if she was "always this rude"...was in fact rude.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about that! I've had many young entitled customers in my life

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, somewhat understandable - I would have added "...like Sprite, Fanta, Coke and Mezzo Mix"

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