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Some people argue dogs are the best thing that happened to humanity. They're loyal, cheerful, friendly, smart... It's no surprise we get carried when they're around. We plan our lives around doggies, we spoil them more than we do our children, and tell them 'I love you' a 100 times a day. Yup, the shocking truth is that dog owners are pretty much owned by dogs.

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as it is barking and does not extend to butt-sniffing, this is an exemplary deed!

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One sign is not enough. I have three: one for each front window, and one for the front windshield. And it still didn't stop one "Do-Gooder" from castigating me when I returned. When she discovered that it was actually cool inside, she really got angry, because she was made to look the fool. I physically ran her off, so she could search for other guilty culprits.

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Michel M. Prins
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad used to put on the radio for the dogs. That way there was some music, then talking again and then music again

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The nice thing about having a shih-tzu is that Charlie never has to sit in the rear. He just sits up front, on someone's lap, usually my left thigh and hangs his head out the window. :D

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Stille20
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PSA: Only do this if the dog is not big enough to engage the airbags and can be properly belted in.

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Melanie Weiss
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents used to pick up my dog from my apartment on Fridays and take HIM away for the weekend. When I told my mother "I think I can be home in time to go with you", she said "there's no room for you in the car."

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Mae
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope the dog has his own special seatbelt because, in case of an accident, he will get hurt like anyone else. Don't mean to be sad just looking after the doggy

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frederic eeckman
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to have my dog on the front seat, until one day my aunt had a car crash with her dog on the front seat... The airbag deployed and he didn't survive :( Now I only put my dog on the back seat and he is attached :/

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Petia Sivkova
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We too ride like that. My dog is Amstaff and if she's in the back she'll step all over the kids 😄

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Michel M. Prins
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He and the dog probably had the most awesome talk during that ride :D

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Jane M
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quite right your dog is the best friend you'll ever have

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endelbendel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, i used to do that to. Now not without a harness. Safest in the car is a crate.

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Melody Lanzatella
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have 4 children! Pic on my husbands cell phone?? Our French Bulldog. LOL!

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Felicia Dale
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you do this regularly you should use a harness to keep the dog firmly in the seat. In an accident the airbag going off could kill your dog if it isn't restrained.

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Allana Rose
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's his co-pilot! Of course he has to sit in the front seat!

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Caroline Murphy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a cavalier king charles and we don't have this problem because she sits on the front passenger's lap. She also doesn't wait to be invited. She forces her way through, and if you put her back in the front seat, she edges closer to you, pokes her head through the gap and doesn't stop giving you the evil eye until you let her sit on you

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Alessia Facchin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the dog seems relaxed and self aware of his/her place in the family...

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Ryan Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog will NOT sit in the back. My wife would have to share the front seat, orrrrrr.... lol

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Anastasia Cyr'Nyth
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog will do the exact same thing. I have a picture of it from when my daughter was using my phone.

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Drakeguten
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how I start a conversation with my classmates. They all know me as " the girl with two dogs who loves all the dogs." I'm not even mad tbh

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably a little clarifier: I said that dog and man very well understand each other, although we can make little of "woof woof" and they little of "good boy" both in the exakt sense. We learn to interprete each others' body language, though. I am wondering if I write to complicated today or if the haters are on the prowl again...

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Michel M. Prins
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plottwist: She tells HIM to move to the couch, so she and the dog sleep in the bed.

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Den Star
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too, we were leaving an appointment and some doggo just ran right up to us to be petted. I had to sit down with him and pet!

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Introducting Dog-O-Whipser...the first tool to keep your dog informed while you are at work. Includes Sniff-O-Dispenser to release odors from you for his pleasure.

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Leoninus Fate
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

awwww, the second pic looks like my poor old dog that passed away 4 years ago T_T

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Varada Vaidya
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sigh...dog people....we cat people are quite different...you guys think your dogs are superior, while we cat people know that we are breeding Satan!! *Grins and continues reading the tweets*

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WolfTitan Model 1
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who want's to be a human, humans start wars and problems, dogs solves problems. BE A DOG

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i_know_im_amazing
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's productive... right? If not, I need to change a few *cough* things in my schedule....

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sunnyrei82
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aaah! whenever it happens to me, I tell them "I'm sorry" like a dozen times and even explain them what happen, that it was an accident, that I am not angry with them, that I hope they didn't get hurt, and so on... like they would understand what I'm saying.

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