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For the majority of us, dark, absurd, and even satirical comics are nothing new if you've been on the internet long enough. However, if you clicked on this post, chances are, you are a fan of this genre. So if you've come to receive your daily dosage of dark humor, you are at the right place as ToothyBj is back with yet another batch of new comics!

ToothyBj's work has been previously featured on Bored Panda, and you can find parts 1, 2, and 3 of his work by clicking here, here, and here.

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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought that I was whispering my wish to God and that the smoke just carried the whisper to his ears better because Dude paid attention when he smelled cake, but I was raised in a religious household, so....

Do-nut touch da donut
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dont know who downvoted yall.... thats so sweet, ima do that now

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Deborah B
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All it takes is one dictator who's about to lose a war deciding that if he can't win, no one gets to play.

Adam Chang
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Licking public toilet sits, drinking detergent ...yeah we are not stupid

Stacey Campbell
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then after blowing on said cake, putting out the candles, the cake is shared by many friends and strangers.

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We reached out to ToothyBj once more asking some questions yet again! Over the last few posts, we came to a realization that the artist never really spoke a lot about what they do outside of being a comic artist, so we asked the artist to share a little bit about himself from a different perspective.

"I'm a designer, going back and forth between the branding and product team inside the company I work for. The comic is actually a departure from that world, it's erratic, untidy, sometimes borderline ugly, poorly drawn, etc."

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    iknowstuff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok who's the bigest guy here PUNCH 12 hours later Doctor, my a*s got whooped by the big b***h i punched

    tara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWwwwww it made his day!

    Gijs Forma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to be positive about yourself :D

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    Pheounixus
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    3 years ago

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what you have just done was encourage instagram celebrities to promote antibiotics as anti-age serums. I will blame you 🙃

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    Freddy M. (He/Him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember the details but Kurzgesagt did a video on this, I believe they said that research found that as resistance to antibiotics grows, they become weaker to some other form of medicine, I think it was engineered nanophages or something, anyone who's interested should check out the video

    Quinn Hofmann
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always a new exploit after any change. But if they weren't over prescribing them and being misused, we wouldn't need to scramble to find alternatives. On the other hand, new innovations in medicine are always welcome

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    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, dear meat industry! You do so much for us - help us getting rid of excess food - how else could we keep hunger that high, while overproducing already?

    Negaflame
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why we are seeing bacteriophage treatment coming up. It's a catch 22 against bacteria. I'd be excited about the development and distribution if it wasn't that COVID showed that many people are r******d and would rather die painfully.

    Jo Sargent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Painfully from covid, even with shots? Yup, got you. No shots.

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    BigMamaDave
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    _This comment doesn't know if it should be deleted or not._

    Jeanie
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reply is in the same boat @BigMamaDave

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    Amy hipps
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    33 years old and never needed an antibiotic yet. Feel sorry for people who get sick though.

    Erin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow! So you never caught strep or anything?

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    Rylosalex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! I thought the face was the face from the Magic Mirror in "Snow White"

    Masaki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    We were also curious to find out what kind of hobbies the artist had besides drawing, and here's what he told us, "I'm gonna be super cliché, but video games, reading, and lifting are my answers. But each day more responsibilities make it harder and harder to get 'free time' for those. So I should add 'being perpetually stressed' to the list."

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    nicole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo, not Caterpie!!

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the baby Butterfrees alone, dammit!!!

    iknowstuff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gotta kill em all you know its my cheap job you call me and i kill your POKEMON

    Quinn Hofmann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone getting Totoro no Tonari (My Neighbors Totoro) vibes from the first 2 panels? Particularly Mae finding those soot sprites they eventually exercise from the house with a family bath laugh session?

    Laserdisck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta exterminate 'em all 🎵

    A random commentor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you would not want that in your house

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still stand with dog. #DogFor2024!

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The campaign manager has clearly lost it there

    Gijs Forma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first comic has already proven it, humans are mad stupid. That's why I agree with #DogFor2024!

    tom novy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I STAND WITH THE FRIKING DOG #DogFor2024!

    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...Grim from another post...the one where a game is being played...may need to borrow one.

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    When asked about what he'd love to do if he'd have more time in a day, ToothyBj shared with us that he'd love to improve when it comes to art. "I would dedicate it to drawing studies. Practice, practice, and more practice. Progress for progress' sake. I really do love drawing (you can check me out at @toothydraws). I have great nostalgia for the days when I was a teen with a book by Parramón just doing dozens of his drawing studies a day."

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    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait wait wait...Grim is a skeleton...just the internal armor of a meat mech...is there anything to even "work" with? Another point...how do we know Grim likes women?

    Orchid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MUST GET BRAIN AND EYE BLEACH

    Precious Cooper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm CRYING I'm laughing so hard at the comic, and then the comment oh man😂😂😂

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get that, waiting for other comments to offer a hint. The last laugh is on me... because I need this explained to me

    nicole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the joke is that when Dora would ask a question about where something was, she would give three options to the viewer (little kids). The same goes for this comic, since she's giving the little girl three suggestions of where her parents are

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    Orchid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats going on in the bedroom i wonder

    Steve Zhang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kid... i think they're sleeping

    Jo Sargent
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    3 years ago

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    These aren't dark humor, these are ghetto trash.

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    We also wanted to know what were the artist's plans for the upcoming 5-10 years, however, the artist had a rather amusing response to the question. "I can't see that far into the future. My clairvoyance only goes 60 seconds into the future, like the character from that Nicholas Cage movie (Next, 2007)."

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooooooo! Unsee juice please!

    Nerdlet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That took me longer than it should have to figure that out lol

    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe its father time "wrestling" with mother nature...

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    Angi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They allow this but not a few innocent swear words.. how dare they (sarcasm)

    Isa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't see that coming...

    BasedWang12.7
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh lordy lordy... The author seems like my kinda person

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's bone shaming now. The world is going mad

    Rebecca Kinney-Strange
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That damn song gets stuck in my head every time... Thanks

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spooky scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine!

    Rylosalex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pissed off look on the skeleton's face...

    MagicFrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he's not wrong. I'd be a lot more scared if I saw the muscular system hiding in my closet

    * ~ l a s a n y a ~ *
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spooky, scary skeletons Send shivers down your spine Shrieking skulls will shock your soul Seal your doom tonight Spooky, scary skeletons Speak with such a screech You'll shake and shudder in surprise When you hear these zombies shriek We're sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood You only want to socialize, but I don't think we should 'Cause spooky, scary skeletons Shout startling, shrilly screams They'll sneak from their sarcophagus And just won't leave you be Spirits supernatural are shy what's all the fuss? But bags of bones seem so unsafe, it's semi-serious Spooky, scary skeletons Are silly all the same They'll smile and scrabble slowly by And drive you so insane Sticks and stones will break your bones They seldom let you snooze Spooky, scary skeletons Will wake you with a boo!

    Gijs Forma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *waits for a bad skeleton pun to appear in the comments*

    Steve Zhang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that dude wants to pick a bone with them

    Deni Castro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome, welcome, welcome to the house of freaks!

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    ToothyBj has been working on his comics for a really long time, therefore, we asked him to share what he thinks he improved the most over the years when it comes to his work. "My relationship with my audience. Interacting with them is a joy, they're funnier than me (but that's a low bar)."

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    toast1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes catching memes making meme farms where memes frolic in the grass and eat grass

    the engineer 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess my little nope thing is gonna be running around in there.

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    Firstname Lastname
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "takes driving test gets first DUI" in case y'all are struggling to read the meme too.

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did not catch any facebook likes, so I would not jump to "last a whole year" conclusion just yet

    Steve Zhang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when u catch memes they give u infinite richness and food

    sara fulmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They age so much faster in meme years though

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    Jackson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person at the desk just stays so calm

    rftulie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed opp to have one of the cops barf.

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    When asked if his comics were always intended to be on the darker side, here's what the artist told us, "Well, It's the humor I enjoy the most, the year I started there wasn't as much of it as nowadays or the years prior. It's a wave, some people take it too far and wholesomeness/relatability takes hold again, people get bored of the predictability and think something darker is exciting and the cycle repeats.

    The reality is that there's nothing new. You can see the same happening in any medium. And it's ok, healthy even! But I'm a deeply cynical person, so I'm comfy in my dark, humid, cave of poorly written humor. 'Dark but not edgy', good intentions have to come first, if not, why do it?"

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    Rose Richmond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a great comic but I am concerned for whoever made this/j

    Gijs Forma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That smirk on the last picture got me :D

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    Jen F
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bear Grylls? Is that you?

    Gijs Forma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What aggravates me, is that he knows what p**s tastes like.

    Comics are a rather interesting art medium. We asked ToothyBj to tell us a little bit about the way he usually composes his work. It was interesting to know whether he focused on the page as a whole or on a more individual panel composition first. "I start with the whole page and then go micro, I think that's the fastest most comfortable approach." He told Bored Panda.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no dried roach legs in any of the jars. I get to walk another day!

    Gijs Forma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they got your head, Headless Roach :(

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you mix v****n's blood with fear, a toad, powdered eye of newt, and a crocodile tongue, grind it up with a golden mortar and pestle, put it into a bowl made from the skull of a fox, and microwave it for 11 minutes and 6 seconds on high heat it will turn into cheese.

    Tegan Ware
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE CHEEEEEEESE

    Redpen88
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 Brony's sweat

    MagicFrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how there's just a jar labeled "fear"

    Mulberry Juice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You even ran out of the emergency cheese?!

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    Steve Zhang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this so like heartwarming

    As a comic artist, we were wondering if ToothyBj reads comics from other artists too, and here's what he shared, "I used to read comics, I like the European style the most, big formats with unorthodox storytelling. But nowadays I mostly consume the webcomics my friends do, so many talented folks that I'm blessed to know."

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    Axelcat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A groomer is someone who manipulates children into romantic relationships. The man in the comic is simply grooming himself. Grooming means taking care of and cutting your hair\fur.

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    Lizzy Abbey (she/they)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope @Axelcat is ok with me copying and pasting their comment: A groomer is someone who manipulates children into romantic relationships. The man in the comic is simply grooming himself. Grooming means taking care of and cutting your hair\fur.

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    Akash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh I thought they kinda ment boomer

    Jo Sargent
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    These are the most asinine "comics" ever.

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    Xottel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's your pee type, soldier?!

    Lizzy Abbey (she/they)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but........thats not what balls hold.... uhmmmmmmmm might wanna get that checked out. (i hope no one downvotes me plssss)

    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're correct. Dunno why anyone would downvote you over it.

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    Rebecca Kinney-Strange
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that explains the earlier post in the bathroom stall...

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's no- never mind, you're gonna make it bro.

    Brody Stotts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah, Johnson.. the perfect private for the job!

    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not where the pee comes from though...

    Otter-Popsicle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was loosing a lot of kids :)

    Gijs Forma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wear a bulletproof-condom next time

    Allen Bouchard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how this joke is nearly a decade old and there are still clueless people rushing to "correct" it.

    Bryan With a Why
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, someone wanna tell him that's not where pee comes from? Lol

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems you have been struck by the downvote goblins. Have an upvote!

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    * ~ l a s a n y a ~ *
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry, what's a soyjak? do i want to know? is it innapropriate?

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    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its?? So...jokers ambiguous now??

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    Puffy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has no one noticed the little guys hand?

    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either this makes no sense objectively or I have clearly progressed to the white shores beyond this country and it makes no sense subjectively.

    Monosyllabic girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently it's embarrassing to use your real account and not an anonymous one to post to one of those gamer girls? Like the kind of girl who sells her bathwater

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'ma need a double cocktail of unsee juice, eyebleach and holy water.

    Orchid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi bartender? Yea i think i’ll take the unsee mocktail, holy water water and the eyebleach as the side dish

    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew. I'm so happy we're not one of the Sci-Fi races that can read thoughts or emotions. Imagine being a Betazed in the presence of whoever thinks these thoughts.

    Lukyan Terdal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If what we see in TNG is anything to go by, Betazeds are usually the ones thinking it.

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    Fade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immaturity for immaturities sake, where were the jokes? These were terrible, being crude doesn't automatically make it funny.

    casually a goat (she/her)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ill take a double shot of unsee juice with a splash of eye bleach pls :)

    Monosyllabic girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lolol we printed out dogtags with our names/nicknames in high school from those machines at store

    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha, yeah! In case you're a minor, add a bottle of beer. Drinking beer is the badassest thing to do in the world.

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