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Comic artist, Dogmo, creates relatable, weird, and hilarious funny comics laughing at today's social issues, especially the overuse of smartphones and the things people post on social media.
He told Bored Panda: "To put it succinctly, I make these webcomics as a way to cope with growing older (I just turned 30), and to have a creative outlet in a world of 40-hour workweeks, and unending societal obligations."
Hopefully, you will enjoy his humorous and sometimes dark comics.
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Vicky Zar 6 years ago
Thats why you should never give real answers on those security questions. For example pick the question "what's your dogs name" but type an answer like "Spagetti Bolognese"
Herb Eaversmells 6 years ago
But then you have to remember what you typed in
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William Teach 6 years ago
You wonder where they come from. 'Did I walk into something? Or hurt myself on a pillow while sleeping?"
Daria B 6 years ago
Bruises "without" a source are scary. It can mean something isn't right with your blood. @...@ But there really are bruises caused by moments we forget, for example, many of them happen in public transport...
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glorytherainwing 6 years ago
my last bruise was from driving into a trailer, in the road, on my bike, i tumbled into the ditch, i bled forever
Karen Fernley 6 years ago
I have a bruise on my foot that i vaguely remember dropping something on it, dont know what and i havent tested to see if it hurts
The artist who lives in Seattle, Washington started drawing these dark humor comics about a year ago out of boredom. "I scoured my old cartoon drawings (mostly drawn during class lectures) for comic ideas at first," said Dogmo. When asked how he comes up with drawing ideas for new comics, he said: “I often come up with them as I’m sketching - sometimes I’ll just draw the first panel, and try to come up with a plot twist afterwards.”
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Laugh Fan 6 years ago
I'm going to confess - I LIKE PINEAPPLE on pizza too! I don't sleep well at night - though the pineapple pizza thing probably doesn't have much to do with that.
Luna Lovegood 6 years ago
Pineapple on pizza is one of those things that sounds gross but is AMAZING!
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“My art style is based on simple characters that are easy to draw and not off-putting. The colors were meant to help readers identify and recognize my work, but I don’t know how well that’s worked out,” said the artist. Dogmodog's drawing style is clean and simple, but his sense of humor is most certainly not. Dark or black humor is described as a humorous way of looking at or treating something that is serious or sad. It isn't for everybody as one can get offended, but some people find it quite entertaining. He creates comics with dark twists, but still somehow manages to keep it relatable. "I get a lot of comments that my characters look like ghosts!” - said the artist, whose comics take an average of 3 hours to complete, including the initial sketch and digital finalizing.
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Lilli 6 years ago (edited)
why did this make me so overwhelmingly happy? I have had an extremely bad day today (not going to name any specifics but things at school and with my family were pretty crappy today.) Thanks for making me feel so much better. It feels like a digital hug.. a real one would be nice though :c
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Julian Llanganate 6 years ago
If you think about it, the time you take a Rock from the floor it's probably gonna be the first time in the whole world's history that this rock is touched by a human's hand, and when it's launched it might be the last time ever also...
Dr. Westside 6 years ago
If you see rocks crying on the beach pick them up immediately and become rich .
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Hailey Andrew 6 years ago
Thats so true we want to do all that stuff but sadly we can’t unless you got a good education and are very good at what you do
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago (edited)
Yeah, I never understood that question or "where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Loooong time ago I had an interview for a teller job at Woodforest bank and the manager asked me that. I was 19 and had dreams of starting my own business so I said that. I applied at three different locations. Before one of the interviews a manager called me and asked if that was really my response and I said yes. I never heard back from any of them. Several years later they lost a class action lawsuit because of excessive fees lol.
Helen Haley 6 years ago
I was once asked in an interview what I wanted to be in 5 years. I answered an astronaut. It was the truth.
eSayJay 6 years ago
I'm retired, 32 years teaching Art at a continuation school. You know that school they sent all the nonconforming kids to? Our mascot was the broken toys. It was my dream job, then I started hallucinating and forgot where I parked my car. They put a retired sticker on me, and sent me home. Now I watch YouTube all day, and sign up for free trials.
His comics are about social media, internet security, weird and silly social interactions. The artist pokes fun at smokers and also investigates the secret life of inanimate objects. He also draws weird thoughts that we all get sometimes and comedic situations that are strangely relatable. “When I started off, I made 2 rules for myself: (1) each comic should at least TRY to be funny, and (2) No meta or autobiographical comics.”
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Keisha Washington 6 years ago
And why couldn't you offer me a plastic chair for such 'breaking' news!?
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Femur! 6 years ago
That's the kind of jokes my dad do to me, now I'm grow up and I'm like "dad, do you find your insulin or you want some hints?" How about joking now dad? uh? hahahahaha Me and My dad play several hard jokes on each other, don't get offended by this please.
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Matthew White 6 years ago
See this is why grammar is important so you don't make any grammatical errors
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago (edited)
Desert dessert, we're wear where, to too two, diner dinner, there their they're. I hate all of you.
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
I’m still trying to get my head around an Old West cowboy accurately recognizing it as cucumber water.
The author mentions that he started creating again because he was getting older, perhaps it's because of the quarter-life crisis. Everyone's heard about the mid-life crisis, but the quarter-life crisis is less known but just as important. An official definition of the term is a crisis that may be experienced in one's twenties, involving anxiety over the direction and quality of one's life. Unfortunately, many people experience such a period in their life when they lose direction and don't know where their life is going, it's important in those times to find some sort of hobby or something that keeps your mind away from negative thoughts.
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Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
That took a strange turn, but still turned out just the way he said in the first block.
Luthor 6 years ago
And it makes me feel good. If humans fail at least the tress will live on. *fingers crossed
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bold of you to assume trees will still exist in future generations... i mean, at this rate....¯\_(ToT)_/¯
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eSayJay 6 years ago
I put an old tv on my driveway that said " Free tv" no one wanted it. A week later I put a new sign on it, saying "$20.00, pay inside" it didn't last over night.
eSayJay 6 years ago
Perceived value over real value? How is that s****y? I got rid of a crt tv and someone else got a "$20.00 tv" and smiled all the way home.
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GenXandEarnedItAll 6 years ago
Hahaha. Reminds me of the Jim Gaffigan stand-up part where he talls about dead leaves.
Elisaurous uwu 6 years ago
death please take us now is the line of most of the people who see me
Here are some statistics based on the research carried out by First Direct bank and psychologist Dr. Oliver Robinson. "Nearly 60% of 25 to 30-year-olds report financial difficulties are the main cause of a crisis, 31% say being in a wrong relationship lacking in romance can cause a crisis, 40% of millennials in a crisis blame this on their current living situation, that could be renting or living with parents". As you can see a high percentage of young people report having experienced a quarter-life crisis themselves.
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Lilli 6 years ago
I'm a teen and I like it depending on the flavor... some are just nasty tho
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EpicFangirl 6 years ago
um does this mean i should stop drinking it...? am i gonna die doc? I NEED ANSWERS
Candace Fitzpatrick 6 years ago
Fizzy water... we call it soda water in Canada, but I think the U.S. calls it seltzer
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Lisa Johannesson 6 years ago
They went through all that effort for that guy? He must be really important.
Natalie Rose 6 years ago
Well that wouldn’t make sense... because if nothing matters, than they do not matter but they also do, according to what is after the comma...
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Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
I just got one of those ice cube trays with a flexible silicone bottom so you can pop the cubes out - handy.
Char Char 6 years ago
Ah ha! But you have to get the full trays to the freezer first.
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Valerie G. 6 years ago
That is why I put my trays on a cookie sheet IN the freezer and pour water in there.
EpicFangirl 6 years ago
oh my FREAKING GOD. this happens to me every time!!!!! this is why i dont drink water with ice anymore :,3
April Simnel 6 years ago
And if you don't use the ice quickly enough, it does sublimate/evaporate sitting in a tray.
The artist also says that it's hard to live in a world where you need to work 40 hours a week and have to be socially presentable almost all the time. Not to mention, have a bunch of responsibilities! These comics are a helpful creative outlet for him and help him combat boredom. Probably, a lot of people can relate to this. It's hard to be part of society sometimes, but our hobbies and time spent to ourselves help us survive the responsibilities we have.
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Bored Reader 6 years ago
Did you mean for your avatar to look like an eyelash or pencil mark on my screen?
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Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
I give to animal charities—-people get taken care of, animals just get abandoned—-so this is me. Considering how much I contribute, I think the birds would be saying cheep and not cheap.
Ashley Galyen 6 years ago
You can always say you've already donated. Around the holidays or if you live in a city with a huge research facility, it's likely you already have.
Kirsty Fleming 6 years ago
I always donated to cancer charities as my brother was born with a rare form (he's thriving at 27 now) but when a woman in the uk was denied a cancer treatment drug because she lived in the wrong postcode I stopped because we give but then when we need it we can't have it because it's too expensive. They already have the cure but won't give it because they make too much money.
Robin Miller 6 years ago
I think that birds sometimes make the cheap sound (like cheap cheap, kind of like chirp chirp), but hearing it after saying no to giving that small $1 to help research cancer, the guy feels guilty. The birds' cheaps/chirps are emphasized due to his conscious.
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Blub Blub Blub 6 years ago
All we need now is an animation of the face slowly turning 360 degrees while the camera sloowly zooms in...
QueenoftheSquids 6 years ago
Nothing is wrong, however your infant is showing an incredibly early stage of facial hair, you might want to see a specialist on that. But we sell razors in the gift shop (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
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Ashley Galyen 6 years ago (edited)
You know wakes me up? Road rage, better than any energy drink but without the heart burn!
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Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
Trump, Trump is our leader. He lives at 1600 Pennsylvania ave. In DC. Let me get you a globe and map.
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Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
Haven’t you ever wondered if we’re really just somebody’s science experiment? Like we don’t realize our whole universe is actually really tiny and located in some Petri dish somewhere?
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Zania Erso 6 years ago
I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.
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Rainbow_Gal05 6 years ago
I get distracted very easily especially if I see a cute little squirrel
Xavier Wescott 6 years ago
what tragedy? I don't really stay on the news.
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Bluebell Rizzi 6 years ago
Here in spain, it usually says "one size fits most" - which has given us some good laughs :D
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Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
It's a pun on the word "stool" - it can mean 'poop,' or a type of chair.
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Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
Yeah, I’m *that* person too. I touch objects with “Do Not Touch” signs on them (but only if the object is harmless and the sign just a control freak thing. I’m not stupid).
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Night Owl 6 years ago
Yes, almost direct translation from english butt-face (I don't know which one came first)
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If I had a nickel for every person I’ve met who wears their a*s between their shoulders, I’d have enough to match the accumulated wealth of a successful small country. Think Luxembourg.
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Nicole Holt 6 years ago
Why did this make me chuckle? I'm way too old for potty humor, right? No? ok.
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NCC~1701 6 years ago
They believed that if they left all of the puppies alive the mom wouldn’t be able to ptorduce enough milk and the puppies would die anyway so they took the weaker dogs and drowned them leaving the stronger puppies to grow up and help with farm work.
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Nicole Holt 6 years ago
I absolutely did recreate the Millenium Falcon with my hand, yes.
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Stina Kolling 6 years ago
I mean, not bad, pretty amusing, i'd follow your website--but only one of these actually deals with aging so i'm not sure why you went with that for your lead-in.
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
Loved them. A lot of them got my wife looking at me funny as I laughed.
Stina Kolling 6 years ago
I mean, not bad, pretty amusing, i'd follow your website--but only one of these actually deals with aging so i'm not sure why you went with that for your lead-in.
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
Loved them. A lot of them got my wife looking at me funny as I laughed.
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