If You Ever Worked In Customer Service You’ll Appreciate These 30 ‘Customer Service Wolf’ Comics
If you’ve ever worked in customer service then you’re sure to appreciate this hilarious series of comics called Customer Service Wolf.
We law-abiding humans might not be able to deal with awkward, rude, or downright annoying customers in the way that we’d like, instead forced to grit our teeth and smile politely while somebody berates us or tells us how to do our job properly, but as you can see below, Customer Service Wolf has other ways of handling pesky customers. Don’t forget to vote for your favourite!
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Customer Service Wolf In 'Product Range'
It's what happens whe nyou go to a bookstore and ask if they sell socks.
Load More Replies...False, there are many MANY stupid questions.
Load More Replies...to be fair, some bookstores I’ve been in have literature themed merch, but going into one and asking if they sell socks is a stupid question
Customer Service Wolf
When I worked in retail at the mall, people would literally beat on the glass doors trying to get us to open them early when they d see us moving around getting ready for opening. Yeah, because every grunt employee is given a key to the store and allowed to open and close at will...
I've had that happen to me at the end of the day. All registers closed out and standing empty, lights are off, I've just locked the door, and here comes someone 2 minutes late expecting me to open back up for her (hell no). I pointed at my watch and pantomimed "sorry," and got the WORST stink-eye from her!
'Gift Wrapping'
in the u.s., books (and greeting cards) often have the price on the bar code. i dunno if it's that way elsewhere.
Same sometimes in France. Some shops put a sticker on the barcode.
Load More Replies...Mom : Do you turn off the stove before leaving? Me : yes i do ........ 5000km later .. Me : did i turn off the stove ??? fml
oh Schreck, hab ich auch wirklich alle Preisetiketten entfernt? ;)
Customer Service Wolf In 'Taking It Upstairs'
'Lost In Translation'
HAHAHAHAHAHA ahh people who wont listen to the others just focusing what is on their mind:D
I've been saying for years that a sign could be ten feet tall in neon colors, have a live band, announcer, dancing girls, trained animals, acrobats a laser light show and fireworks and people still wouldn't see it.
I am a medical interpreter, and I can tell you on both sides NO ONE LISTENS!
Having never worked in retail, I stil imagine this is the worst kind of situation I would personally imagine. Wisecracking customers who speak to each other instead of to you.
What worse is when they talk about you, in front of you, to each other and ignore you. I honestly love retail but there are moments I just want to quit on the spot. Not that the customers would likely notice my indignation disappearance
Load More Replies...'New Things'
Totally me! :) I think actually that only people who are like this should work in such positions. Never mind their education or whatever, if they love something about the job and it makes them smile, they are the right ones for it.
Mmm, that new book smell.. I always smell a new book before I start reading it
I AM the Customer-Service Wolf and I laughed myself silly over this! My wolf, Lord Tyee, and I (Kaimana Wolff)opened a bookstore recently in our small town and together we howl out the stories of the day every night.
Customer Service Wolf
Yah, what i had always wandered about my book seller that has to read all the books he sell or almost so PLUS working hours, and he spend like 6 hours a day + his work on it, he should get paid for that honnestly...
No, I'm stuck serving idiots such as yourself all the time so I don't have time to read anything. Off you f**k.
It isn’t possible to read all the books. It also may not be their preferred genre. It really annoys me when people say I don’t read enough when I read about 10-12 fantasy books per year
Customer Service Wolf
I've been bookselling for 35 years. A customer once asked for a book, "It's got a green cover, and I think 'November' was in the title." "Hunt for Red October"? I guessed. "That's it!" I have many others.
If you do that, you get a free room and free meals for the rest of your life.
Load More Replies...Customer Service Wolf In 'Decisions'
Oh god I was doing a return yesterday that turned out kind of like this. I asked if she wants me to put the return money back on the card she used and she said yes. Then after I had all ready hit the button, she says can't you just give me cash? Well normally I could but...
'Timing'
Its always like that , when u just want to eat then suddenly everyone want to ask questons
Load More Replies...As a customer service professional for 20+ years, these “comics” are appalling. Clearly the attitude reflected in this rancid tripe sums up the social retardation of an entire generation. I hope I don’t live long enough to witness the world being run by these empathy-lacking fools.
'Bill's Not Here, Man'
When I was younger I use to work in CS. I soon learned that dealing with the public is a thankless job. I got out of it and never went back as I like my freedom. Some people are so damn rude you really want to kill them! BAM! Right on the spot *L*
Customer Service Wolf In 'Reservation'
Then they proceed to claim that you took too long to get their pick up
Actually it is a possessive apostrophe. It is correct. ( today's hint: don't p**s off the pedants. )
Load More Replies...'Commute'
These are gorgeous illustrations... and i like that they're not anthropomorphic!
clearly you don't know what that word means. And yes, these are great
Load More Replies...You pseudo intellectuals are...well I’m sure you could use big words to incorrectly explain yourselves,understand none of it and hope to hell nobody else does either. Lol
Customer Service Wolf In 'Biodegradable'
These customers who ramble on about unrelated things... for HOURS it seems. SMH
I really really really can't stand it anymore. Good Lord please please help me or I'll kill someone.
Load More Replies...Customer Service Wolf In "Tidying'
I *do* relate on one level, but my inner bookstore worker wants to know... Who on EARTH would put Cooking and Erotica in the same section? Cooking takes up way more space, and it makes no sense to have non-fic and fic in the same spot...
I haven't read or seen 50 Shades, but there should be books on aphrodisiacs and bedroom food uses.
Load More Replies...Is it wrong of me to put the books in the right order at the Library? ...the book shops? the newsagents ? ( yes they sell books)
Load More Replies...I remember all the physics books being in the math section instead of the science section because the manager didn't understand the difference.
Customer Service Wolf In 'Nope'
Millennials. Just add Avocado to it, and they'll drink it.
Load More Replies...'Time-Poor'
"In coins. Great" Everyone who's held a shop even a bit can relate to that....
The thing that always gets me about every one of these is that little rectangular name tag, cracks me up! I love the 3rd picture and how he's drawn, helmet and all that LOL
I would say had it handy, the other one is using some other thing to shield their head.
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Customer Service Wolf In 'Shop Soiled'
Nothing is more terrifying than a person with a beverage/food in a book store
Did he ate the rabbit as well? That's disgusting. I hate when people eat salty things with ice cream :/
This is wonderful! I'll bet everyone who works in a shop would LOVE to be this Wolf!
Customer Service Wolf In 'General Enquiries'
"Where the elevators to the rooms" as you quite literally stand in elevator lobby!
Are you open? No, I'm sitting here with the door unlocked, the lights on and our current shiny metal foot long open sign six inches in front of your nose because I admire the view! Unfortunately that's the only information that penetrates and they leave. On the same theme we accept credit cards and are a bookshop off the back of similarly giant words also on display front and centre!
I am guilty of this, all i can do is apologise and try to get the brain in gear again after a really bad day.
Same. Mostly the top left. After looking on my own for a million years I ask and it's always right in front of me. ::: Face palm:::
Load More Replies...Customer Service Wolf In 'Sensitivity'
This is typical of idiots who get on to the next "health fad" without knowing anything about it, or informing themselves before hand!
my "favorite" product is gluten-free mascara. if you're eating mascara you shouldn't be using makeup in the first place.
Load More Replies...Customer Service Wolf In 'Specifics'
2-part epoxy putty? That's literally known in hobby circles as green stuff.
Load More Replies...Was working in library for about 8 months. There were seriously questions, which were almost as worse than in this comic. I actually kinda liked that, if I had time to search. Felt myself like DETECTIVE!!
My partner worked in the Art Library at a University when she was younger. Her favorite was someone who came in and wanted "The book about art I was reading yesterday... the cover was green." She was able to drill down with the person and they figured out what book it was. And of course the cover was not, indeed, green.
'Self-Help'
Customer Service Wolf In 'Anti-Theft Device'
Management Wolf In 'Enforcement'
# invents device that takes food and drinks from people entering book shops # makes a bleeding fortune! [ not staff of course, they know how to keep the food behind the desk .]
edit: clothes, computer shops, .....etc etc. In Australia shop keepers are allowed to put >no food no drink< sign on the door. and allowed to kick people out if they do not abide by this.
Load More Replies...'Mint Condition'
sometimes it's bizarre to think a customer could ever be that rude, but they do exist and I loathe them so much. (2y of customer service at a mall. I quit when I feel like I can't stop myself from yelling at customers anymore)
normally they're yelling at me and not the other way around, xD sometimes I feel all customer service jobs should come with a course on how to deal with the scary ones
Load More Replies...I feel that it should be legal to do this to anyone that harms a poor defenceless book or comic.
Oh god yes! especially when they are reading the magazine in line. They smash and rip them stuffing them back into the wrong holders and then leave food out if they don't want it RATHER than take 2 steps forward that they were already going to do and give it to the cashier.
No idea if I should feel offended as a Peruvian or ashamed for having gotten that bad reputation as a nation
I have no idea if I have to feel offended as a Peruvian or ashamed that we have gotten that bad reputation
'Trying Goslings'
No, you can't leave your kids here, we're not a babysitting service. Nothing more infuriating.
This is also why certain businesses should hire someone with a babysitting certificate like me so that employees like the wolf don't have to.
Load More Replies...I had a woman get increasingly angry with me and a coworker because we wouldn't CHASE down and GRAB her child so she didn't have to, when he started running down an aisle. We tried to get him to go back to her and made sure he didn't leave the store, but the neither of us wants to chase down and carry a screaming child who was throwing a tantrum. I know the woman was overwhelmed, but I grabbing a stranger child can only end badly. I don't understand why some people think that being an employee in retail makes their child MY responsibility (and therefor the parent is no longer responsible).
oh, this is exactly how it happens xD though they left out the part where one does something and nearly gets itself killed because it was unattended and only lives to this day because you have spidey-senses. and do we get a thank you :p
My co-worker and shift-leader Thomas calls the "Toys" section of our store the "Park District," because every parent drops their kids off in that aisle while they shop. And every night it's a nightmare to straighten up. We always find something broken, or the empty wrappers of something stolen. **GRRRR!!!**
It does! I ran a small restaurant in a pub, and left out a couple of colouring books and crayons to keep the kids entertained. People dumped their kids in there, and left them while they went for a drink. Oh, and eventually he books and crayons were all stolen!
Load More Replies...Sign in a local store: If you leave your children unattended, we will feed them sugar, YooHoo and give them a drum set.
Customer Service Wolf In 'Entitled'
'Shop Local'
I don't even read alot and I'd still prefer an actual book over an e-book though
Load More Replies...Customer Service Wolf In "Upgrade'
Pardon me, but whatever happened to this cartoonist? They have talent and I may want to support them, wherever they are now.
Best wolf drawings ever! And I love that annoying ignorant customers who never listen get what they deserve!
I personally believe that everyone should be required to work at least a year in the customer service field. The world might just become a little better then.
It is just that bit worse working in accident and emergency department. Where the sicker have to " queue jump" . Constantly trying to explain that. People who are sicker can DIE, and have to go first. Yes even if they came in after you.
Load More Replies...I didn't know this author and now these comics go straight to my top 10!!!
A moment of silence for all those who have to work in customer-facing jobs. Never again...
Man, this person definitely worked in a bookstore! I laughed so hard.
Really liked those, feeling the true strories behind... Very good,five stars thats my review :)
Best wolf drawings ever! And I love that annoying ignorant customers who never listen get what they deserve!
I personally believe that everyone should be required to work at least a year in the customer service field. The world might just become a little better then.
It is just that bit worse working in accident and emergency department. Where the sicker have to " queue jump" . Constantly trying to explain that. People who are sicker can DIE, and have to go first. Yes even if they came in after you.
Load More Replies...I didn't know this author and now these comics go straight to my top 10!!!
A moment of silence for all those who have to work in customer-facing jobs. Never again...
Man, this person definitely worked in a bookstore! I laughed so hard.
Really liked those, feeling the true strories behind... Very good,five stars thats my review :)
