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It might be nowhere near Halloween, but we’ve got a spooky post for you. It’s creepy! It’s terrifying! And the best part is, you can scroll through it from the safety of your home.

Wyatt Duncan went viral on Twitter after he posted a long list of the hundreds of life-sized wax figures that the Hollywood Wax Museum sold via an online auction over a decade ago. Creepy? Check! Cursed? Double-check! Have a look at the photos of the figures below, upvote the spookiest ones, and tell us in the comments which ones you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley. Just remember to wash your hands with some holy water afterward.

Feeling too comfy with your cup of cocoa while watching the snow calmly drift down from the fluffy clouds? No worries, we’ve got you covered! When you’re done with this post, have a look through our article about this wax museum that just might be the worst in the world right over here.

Wyatt told Bored Panda that it all started with him finding a picture of the Seinfeld wax figures. He tracked down where they came from and the rest was history. "I was pretty surprised to see that the bad Seinfeld models weren’t a fluke and that most of the figures were terrible. Decided to save all of my favorites and thought a Twitter thread would be the funniest way to share them." Check out our full interview with Wyatt below.

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Home Alone: Kevin Mccallister

Home Alone: Kevin Mccallister

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    Batman

    Batman

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    Brett
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Batman fell off one to many buildings.

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    Wyatt opened up about how all that he wanted to do was to make his audience on Twitter laugh and he never thought that his thread would become so popular. "But I’ve had a few viral tweets and you really never know what will take off. Glad people are enjoying the nightmares though!"

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    "The Julia Louis Dreyfus is very egregious because Elaine was one of the prettiest TV characters ever and you completely botch everything about her and make it hideous. But by far the worst one, in my opinion, is Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic. Because it would be impossible to tell who he is just by appearance alone. He looks like a crotchety old man and resembles Leonardo’s old age makeup from J. Edgar," Wyatt shared with us what he thinks are the very worst offenders in the wax figure collection.

    "Wax figures are inherently creepy, but a good one will give you the uncanny valley feeling where you’re not exactly sure if it’s real or not. These don’t even have that, they look like the old Disneyland animatronics from when Walt Disney was still alive! And people were paying to see these garbage wax figures well into the mid-2000s," he said.

    #4

    Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

    Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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    #5

    Back To The Future: Dr. Emmett Brown

    Back To The Future: Dr. Emmett Brown

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    Sori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face is okay but the golden girls hair isn’t right for him

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    We were also interested to find out more about Wyatt as a person. He told Bored Panda that he's a production assistant on movies and TV shows. "And when I’m not working on set, I do video editing in my spare time. I’ve currently got a YouTube series called Garf Gab where I go through each episode of Garfield and Friends and riff on them. Other than that, I just post dumb tweets like the wax figure thread for everybody’s amusement!"

    From characters from the hit TV show Seinfeld to a life-sized version of Tom Cruise, these are all figures with which you could scare the jinkies out of anyone if you ever put them up in your window (or left them out on your front lawn at night). Wyatt’s thread got over 25.8k likes on Twitter and fascinated people as the post spread across the net.

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    #7

    Olive Oyl

    Olive Oyl

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a tall clown.

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    #8

    Pulp Fiction: Vincent Vega

    Pulp Fiction: Vincent Vega

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the best, but at least there is some resemblance.

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    Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly did not recognize him. I thought this was a middle aged white woman.

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    I’ll be completely honest—I’m not a fan of wax figures and I personally don’t think that it’s possible to consistently create good-looking representations of anyone that isn’t a cartoon character.

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    In my opinion, it’s not even a question of skill (the amount of work done is huge, but it’s rare for the figures to come out great like some figures at Madame Tussauds’): the medium just isn’t right and more often than not, the end results end up slap-bang in the middle of the Uncanny Valley.

    There’s just something about the figures’ smiles and their eyes that gives me goosebumps. In other words, wax figures scare me like clowns do some other people. It could be just me, but I always suspect the figures are moving when I’m not looking at them. And before you know it… Tom Cruise has snuck up on you!

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    Nicole Kidman

    Nicole Kidman

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    Vic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting more of Sigourney Weaver vibes from this one..

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    #11

    Titanic: Jack Dawson

    Titanic: Jack Dawson

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    Vic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was Matthew Perry

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    #12

    Tiger Woods

    Tiger Woods

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    Judy Dunlevy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the cab driver robot from Total Recall

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    #13

    Whoopi Goldberg

    Whoopi Goldberg

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't Whoopi Goldberg, this is E.T and Whoopi's lovechild.

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    #14

    Popeye

    Popeye

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    Santa Claus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop making 'realistic' cartoon characters.. they just look weird

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    #15

    Superman / Clark Kent

    Superman / Clark Kent

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    #16

    Seinfeld: George Costanza

    Seinfeld: George Costanza

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    Titanic: Jack Dawson

    Titanic: Jack Dawson

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    Home Alone: Harry

    Home Alone: Harry

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    Tantalum_Radium
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s supposed to be Joe Pesci! 🤣

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the dad from Everybody Loves Raymond.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we sure that is not one of the prop dummies Kevin used to fake the party?

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you look like after getting hit in the face so many times.

    jwashere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agent Gideon and Yoda had a child

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ebeneezer Scrooge.

    Savannah Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope thats someones grandpa that is broke and got in the movie parts-

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not even close wtf

    BSteel13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More of an uncle Fester vibe

    Madi D.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd like to know who would actually buy this...

    Bad Asterisk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was John Malkovich crossed with Peter Boyle, lol.

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The late Fred Thompson with plastic surgery to heighten his skull to make him look taller. No?

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    #19

    Marilyn Monroe

    Marilyn Monroe

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    #20

    Hook: Peter Pan

    Hook: Peter Pan

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    Olivier Caissy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The movie was called "Hook" and yes it’s about an adult Peter Pan played by the late Robin Williams. My favorite movie as a kid. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102057/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

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    Forrest Gump

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    Louchebert
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Forrest Rourke... a second cousin of Mickey...

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    Julia Roberts

    Julia Roberts

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    #23

    Titanic: Rose Dewitt Bukater

    Titanic: Rose Dewitt Bukater

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    Natalia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When was Rose smiling that much at the hole movie?

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    #24

    Men In Black: Agent J

    Men In Black: Agent J

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    The Matrix: Morpheus

    The Matrix: Morpheus

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    Home Alone: Marv

    Home Alone: Marv

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    Natalia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think if he was covered by paint all over, he would look more alike.

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    #27

    Jesus Christ

    Jesus Christ

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    Capelli rosa e patate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you mean “Slavic man in bed curtains” 😜😂

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    #28

    Back To The Future: Marty Mcfly

    Back To The Future: Marty Mcfly

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    Monty Is Fiennes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Jodie Foster in her Halloween costume....

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    Pulp Fiction: Mia Wallace

    Pulp Fiction: Mia Wallace

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    Stephanie Did It
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Uma Thurman would have made a better Mia

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    Seinfeld: Elaine Benes

    Seinfeld: Elaine Benes

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    #31

    Joker

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    Brett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: *looks at test score* my reaction:

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    #32

    Bruce Springsteen

    Bruce Springsteen

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    Sori
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s with all the melted feet

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    #33

    Seinfeld: Cosmo Kramer

    Seinfeld: Cosmo Kramer

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    #35

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: Darth Maul

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: Darth Maul

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fighting Jedis with a half broken swort would annoy me too..

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    #37

    The Beatles: George Harrison

    The Beatles: George Harrison

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    The Wizard Of Oz: Dorothy

    The Wizard Of Oz: Dorothy

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    Santa Claus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thos e hands alone would give me nightmares...

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    #39

    Hook: Captain Hook

    Hook: Captain Hook

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    BB Watson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he’s about to fart, so he’s doing a little distraction dance so you don’t hear it when it slips out.

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    Road House: Dalton

    Road House: Dalton

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    John Matthews
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he wants to speak with the manager

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    #41

    Titanic: Rose Dewitt Bukater

    Titanic: Rose Dewitt Bukater

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    Michael Jordan

    Michael Jordan

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He never was the same after Space Jam

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    #43

    On Golden Pond: Norman Thayer Jr.

    On Golden Pond: Norman Thayer Jr.

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    #44

    George H. W. Bush

    George H. W. Bush

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    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they put a Bush head on a Bob Dole body? Dole had a lame right hand

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    #45

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin Skywalker

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin Skywalker

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anakin's hip sashay. Who knew Anakin was such a sassy little lad

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    #47

    Richard Nixon

    Richard Nixon

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    Rodney Dangerfield

    Rodney Dangerfield

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    Bill Cosby

    Bill Cosby

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like he's going to ask me if I would like some quaaludes in some pudding...or jello.

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    #50

    The Wizard Of Oz: Miss Gulch, The Wicked Witch Of The West

    The Wizard Of Oz: Miss Gulch, The Wicked Witch Of The West

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    #51

    The Three Stooges: Larry

    The Three Stooges: Larry

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    Sori
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These would be great in a haunted house

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    #52

    The Three Stooges: Moe

    The Three Stooges: Moe

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    Daniel Atkins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a stand up comic burning a heckler.

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    #53

    Ronald Reagan

    Ronald Reagan

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    Lorraine R
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like Carter wearing one of Reagan's suits.

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    #54

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: Sabé

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace: Sabé

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    Little Zoologist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's Padmé? Is she safe, is she alright? Also, "Padmé", NOT Sabé!

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    #55

    The Wizard Of Oz: Nikko

    The Wizard Of Oz: Nikko

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    Brett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would look better if it wasn’t made

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    #56

    The Beatles: Paul Mccartney

    The Beatles: Paul Mccartney

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    The Beatles: Ringo Starr

    The Beatles: Ringo Starr

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    #58

    Braveheart: William Wallace

    Braveheart: William Wallace

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    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his a**e"

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    #59

    Men In Black: Agent K

    Men In Black: Agent K

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last ill fitting suits you'll ever wear....

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    #60

    The Three Stooges: Curly

    The Three Stooges: Curly

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    Belandriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just no. This guy looks like a psychopathic child molester who has no problem with twisting and turning arms and legs till they rip off.

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    #61

    Jerry Lewis

    Jerry Lewis

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    Johnny Carson

    Johnny Carson

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    #63

    Fonzie

    Fonzie

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    #64

    The Beatles: John Lennon

    The Beatles: John Lennon

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    All In The Family: Archie Bunker

    All In The Family: Archie Bunker

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    Marla Moops
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they were sold out of "white wax hands" during this period.

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    #66

    All In The Family: Edith Bunker

    All In The Family: Edith Bunker

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    #67

    On Golden Pond: Ethel Thayer

    On Golden Pond: Ethel Thayer

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