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Most people want to leave a good impression on a first date. However, some folks are so entitled, lack self-awareness, and have such poor emotional intelligence that just meeting them is a bizarre disaster.

Our team at Bored Panda has painstakingly collected people’s stories about the very worst, cringiest, and most miserable first dates they’ve been on. It’s the kind of stuff that oozes secondhand relationship embarrassment and continues to haunt your nightmares long after you were glad to get away. Scroll down to read all about these people’s biggest dating disasters.

#1

Comment describing a disastrous first date involving expensive orders and ignoring behavior, highlighting 49 first dates with character-building trauma.

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Crystalwitch60
Community Member
8 months ago

Well done waitress 👍

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    #2

    Reddit comment about a bad first date experience involving fake emergency and expensive orders with friends.

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    Ripley
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    What kind of lunatic thinks it's OK to treat a date like a free meal machine? Diabolical.

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    #3

    Comment describing a bad first date experience where a man took the date to his mom’s house to find food.

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    As you should.

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    #4

    Screenshot of a social media comment describing a bad first date experience involving faked emergency and character-building trauma.

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    Ronja Oksanen
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Reverse Cinderella 😅

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    #5

    Comment describing a disastrous first date at a Japanese steakhouse involving a food fight and a flaming plate incident.

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    R Dennis
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    The minute she started acting deranged was the time to leave...

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    #6

    Comment about a dangerous first date involving reckless driving that highlights bad dating experiences and character-building trauma.

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    Lo Kindred
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I live in Houston....how the heck did he not hit a car or a person?!?

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    #7

    Screenshot of an online dating story where a man insists his headset is a camera, highlighting first dates so bad they feel like trauma.

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    StPaul9
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Is it waterproof and throw your drink at it.

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    #8

    Screenshot of a social media comment sharing a bad first date story involving an unexpected funeral experience.

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    Jo Maxwell
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    W*F

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    #9

    Comment describing a first date experience shared in a thread about 49 first dates and character-building trauma.

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    Ripley
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    "It's OK for me to use a terrible slur, because *I* use it in a funny way!" Wow.

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    #10

    Screenshot of a Reddit comment describing a first date that went badly, illustrating character-building trauma in dating experiences.

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    VNES101
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    People, she was still conscious and awake but she apparently had been drinking heavily before he arrived to the point that she didn't remember the date after.

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    #11

    Screenshot of a humorous online comment describing a fake emergency during a bad first date experience.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    You're all thinking it...why does that rat have warrants?!

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    #12

    Reddit comment sharing a bad first date experience involving travel beliefs, reflecting 49 first dates character-building trauma.

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I just cannot comprehend people like this guy. I just cannot.

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    #13

    Reddit comment describing a bad first date experience illustrating character-building trauma from dating.

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    Drop Bear from Hell
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    (I don't drink alcohol) BUT my next order would have been a Strawberry Rose Lychee Mojito or a Tamarind Mezcal Mule, with a twist....

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    #14

    Alt text: Online comment sharing a bad first date story about faking an emergency amid character-building trauma experiences.

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I watch cartoons. Great decompress after tough mental day

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    #15

    Screenshot of a humorous Reddit comment about a bad first date involving a fake emergency and awkward drop-off.

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    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Class.

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    #16

    Screenshot of a Reddit comment describing a first date experience gone wrong, illustrating first dates trauma.

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    SummerVeE
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Imagine the disappointment if someone you were into was vapid enough to fall for a MLM like Scentsy or Amway. Ugh.

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    #17

    Commenter sharing a story of a 49 first dates experience involving a childhood movie date and awkward moments.

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    This is hilarious and cute.

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    #18

    Comment about a Jewish woman's awkward first date experience, illustrating 49 first dates that feel like character-building trauma.

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    Charlotte
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    As one should

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    #19

    Screenshot of a Reddit comment sharing a first date story featuring awkward behavior and persistent texting afterward.

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    That's a healthy chap right there, according to my DSM-5... ahem, oops, no, read that upside down. Run!

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    #20

    Screenshot of a social media comment describing a bad first date experience with character-building trauma.

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Love when the trash takes itself out.

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    #21

    Comment describing a traumatic first date involving hate and shock, related to 49 first dates character-building trauma.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    There's gays in Rocky Horror Picture Show??? I thought it was about aliens!!!

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    #22

    Reddit comment describing a frustrating first date with poor conversation and lack of connection, part of bad first dates.

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    Power puff scientist
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Free food?

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    #23

    Screenshot of a social media comment describing a bad first date where the person was not allowed to order their own food.

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    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Nope. I'm leaving right now.

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    #24

    Reddit comment sharing a disastrous first date story involving a fake emergency and awkward phone call on a bad first date.

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    Drop Bear from Hell
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    That's a disturbing relationship to have with your mother!

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    #25

    Screenshot of an online comment sharing a bad first date experience involving awkward bill splitting and character-building trauma.

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    Charlotte
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Rude to expect your date to pay, I don't care what your gender is

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    #26

    Screenshot of a Reddit comment describing a bad first date experience involving touching signs in an art museum.

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Did he describe himself as "whimsical" in his profile? *eyeroll*

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    #27

    Comment about a bad first date experience shared in an online thread about first date trauma and character building.

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    A second date, seriously?

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    #28

    Screenshot of a Reddit comment describing a disastrous first date that should count as character-building trauma.

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Why would you stay? Unless it was to point and giggle, of course.

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    #29

    Screenshot of a social media comment sharing a disastrous first date experience involving multiple vomiting incidents.

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    Charlotte
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    It's possible he has a worst date story about the time he went on a date while battling food poisoning

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    #30

    Comment from a dating story sharing a traumatic first date experience involving birth control and abortion.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I HATE it when that happens!!

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    #31

    Screenshot of a Reddit comment sharing a disturbing first date experience with brownies and character-building trauma.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited)

    Soooooo s3xy......

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    #32

    Comment describing a first date gone wrong where family mistook the person for a girlfriend causing awkwardness and discomfort.

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I'm betting he still lived in that house's basement.

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    #33

    Comment describing a socially awkward first date experience, highlighting awkward moments and character-building trauma.

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    Deeelite
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Yes. "His sister". Definitely not girlfriend

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    #34

    Reddit comment sharing a bad first date story involving making fun of a dog, highlighting character-building trauma.

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Clearly, the way to a woman's heart leads through a barrage of insults to her beloved pet - 'everyone knows that' (Spaceballs).

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    #35

    Screenshot of a social media comment about a bad first date experience, related to character-building trauma.

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    Peeka_Mimi
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I have a rebel alliance/Jedi tattoo on my back. She would hate me and my family we are nerds.

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    #36

    Screenshot of a Reddit comment sharing a story about a first date involving a character-building trauma moment.

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    pandamonium
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I like this guy!

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    #37

    Comment from user crazycatlady331 about a bad 49 first date experience involving marriage talk.

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    Charlotte
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Eek!

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    #38

    Alt text: User recounts a bad first date experience involving racist impressions and awkward car ride during character-building trauma.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    You should NEVER let someone you've never met drive on a first date!

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    #39

    Reddit comment about a disastrous first date involving a fake emergency and character-building trauma from bad dates.

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    Drop Bear from Hell
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    why? Just why would you be that stupid?

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    #40

    Reddit user shares a bad first date story involving dating app catfish and fake age causing awkward emergency.

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    Janissary35680
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    Has nobody ever challenged this 21 age limit in court on consitutional grounds? I mean that "Equal Protection of the Laws" thing in the 14th amendment. Is there an age restriction on owning a gun for example ? If not, how is that particular circle squared?

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    #41

    Comment sharing a cringe-worthy first date experience with bad photos, messy place, and awkward behavior causing character-building trauma.

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    Drop Bear from Hell
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    WTH is a blowtorch dab?

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    #42

    Screenshot of an online comment about a bad first date experience from the article on character-building trauma.

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    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Was it one of those tankless ones? What sort of a deal was she talking? Do they do installs? Finance?

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    #43

    Screenshot of a Reddit comment describing a first date story, illustrating bad first dates and character-building trauma.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    So YOU'RE the one I made out with instead of my girlfriend!

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    #44

    Comment from UnafraidScandi describing a traumatizing first date involving a miscarriage and blame, highlighting bad first dates.

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    Charlotte
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    He was clearly not ready to be dating

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    #45

    Comment about a bad first date with severe pollen allergies causing constant sneezing and no second date.

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I get random allergy attacks or something and I too end up sneezing basically every second. I have become notorious in my friend groups as the frequently sick one.

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    #46

    Comment describing a 45-minute first date at Macaroni Grill and Petsmart, reflecting a bad first date experience.

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    st4x2gt974
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Sounds to me like you just accompanied her on a few quick errands before her big date!

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    #47

    Screenshot of a social media comment describing a bad first date involving a long wait at a metal recycler, showing dating trauma.

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    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Lord knows what was coming next, probably get his oil changed🙄

    #48

    Screenshot of a Reddit comment sharing a disastrous first date story involving a bleeding nose and ruined rose bushes.

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    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
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    8 months ago

    I'm guessing Dad said HE never wanted to see that guy again.

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    #49

    Reddit user describes awkward first date where date introduced them to his parents, highlighting first dates so bad they should count as trauma.

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    This is sort of sweet, taking her to the family restaurant. A bit much for a first date but on the 3rd or 4th it'd be "Aw!" instead of "Ew!"

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