30 Times People Claimed They Knew What Masculinity Is All About Yet It Sounded Messed Up

What the hell? If you want to be safe and not get arrested you are not a “man”?

Yep, he got her pregnant by being gay. That’s how being gay works

Someone should tell him that car light are LED too.

Yet anyone can knock someone else out but not everyone can cook good food.

dumb dumb think push ups put food on the table.

Wha.....? This is even more stupid than the height obsession

A man who wants to have a lunch box. Who knew.

Thats a lot of words for 'ive never satisfied a woman"

Wait staff in the U.S. make less than minimum wage. Plus I'd love to see these people actually wait tables. Seriously. Lets see how long they last when they have to deal with other people like themselves and everything else wait staff has to deal with.

Yes, real men only eat unhealthy food and die young!

Oh dear sky daddy someones been reading too much paranormal romance novels.

Yeah, who wants a partner with self control, right?

Who said female can’t be dangerous

I would think that a man who does not want to make me sick cares about me. Even if it's just as a human being who deserves their health protected.

Whoaw!

W H A T

Modern men beg for women's appreciation..and ancient men didn't? MUHAHAHA The Greek 'ancient man' Paris chose Aprodite as the winner of this beauty pageant because she promised him that if he did so, Helen of Troy (the most beautiful girl in the world) would love him. This started a 10 year war..10 YEARS!!!!

I think men with illegible handwriting have far more explaining to do...

News for you: gay men are, by definition, men.

There are many reasons I don't buy Apple products, believing Apple products are for women or gays only, is not one of them.

so is he not posting using an apple product?

Most Apple fanbois are in fact men.

Facepalm

No, Apple is just for suckers who have too much money. Just a little overlap.

He's hoping it's a tell, because he's been shot down by so many women he wants to try switching teams

So you're either gay or a woman?

:o our own designated phone brand /s

Pretty sure everyone loves apple juice.

Like apple cider vinegar? That's great for making BBQ sauces.

i do... apple pies are delicious

Only women are born

A man drinking brewed coffee?? *Angry screeching noises*

No, I kinda like this one. Sawdust gets abso-fricken-lutely everywhere, just like glitter. It's just as irritating. Statistically speaking, more men are going to generate sawdust than women. That's the trouble with absolutes though - men will use glitter (if they are an artist, for example, or a chef and it's the edible kind) and women will do woodworking and create sawdust. But lumping stereotypes together makes for a short, pithy joke.

Would be funny to pop up to a construction site wearing business attire.

Real man rather feel miserable than warm!

Guess the overabundance of testosterone keeps them from typing. Or is that gay too?

I hope this one gets eaten by his profile pic. Lion snack

Ok depends on *how* frugal. Regular to moderate Frugal I can get behind, sure we'll probably need to triple coupon but saved money is security. Excessive frugalness to to the point of where you're issued 4 squares of TP a day, that's just insane and kind of scary. None of it's gay unless they're talking about how happy the Frugal man is to buy his car or house in cash.

I think I had a stroke reading that.

Are you an endocrinologist? If not you better shut up.

Eating t-bone steaks will help, right?

Wow this level of sexism is legit Disney-villain-evil

Okay, i will start : Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson endorses Joe Biden

damn brush YOU got pronouns turn in YOUR man card now. you f*****g idiot

so she grew up with abusive dictator instead father, now she will seek exactly such man for herself and raise another generation of these... great

Ewwww🤮

That’s not what gay is

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A man that can aim? UNACCEPTABLE!! :P

What do you mean? He can't pay for the picture?

I am sorry, I can't take a male, who's incabable of basic thinking, seriously. Grow up, idiot.

To summarise: He only sees women as walking vaginas and not humans being. So he is uncapable of valuating them in a non sexual way.

I hope this is a joke

Did he have it, though? I still think it was just for media.

the eighties called... they want their shorts back.

Makes me wonder : is checking your spelling gay or feminin too ???