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If you're a frequent cab service user, you know that there are some special Uber drivers on the road that go above and beyond to earn that precious five-star rating from you - or the opposite. They might have stocked their ride full of free goodies, brought their adorable dog along in the backseat, told you a painfully funny story, or given you outstandingly friendly customer service even when you were out-of-your-mind drunk. On the flipside, maybe they got terribly lost trying to find you, crashed their car and kicked you out in the pouring rain, or just creeped you the F out. Driving for Uber isn't for everyone, after all. Love it or hate it, Uber has certainly brought many cherished memories, hilarious stories, and the possibility to meet many funny people, and we're honoring that by rounding up the best ones we could find on the Internet. Scroll down to find out how those best driver ratings are earned and lost on the road, and tell us the best or worst Uber experience you've had in the comments.

#1

This Is The Best Uber

This Is The Best Uber

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Lindsay Ameye
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would demand a huge detour while in this car!

Iva Sušická
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good morning, sir. I am Brock and I will be your cuteness dose for this day.

Mhiller17
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish they had a dog in every car! Or a cat 😽

picklerick
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hello, there sir. nice to meet you!

Nancy E
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, love it , & , I bet the dog does too !

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    #2

    Friend Left Her Purse In An Uber On Nye. Found Some Interesting Pictures On Her Phone When She Retrieved It The Following Day

    Friend Left Her Purse In An Uber On Nye. Found Some Interesting Pictures On Her Phone When She Retrieved It The Following Day

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    picklerick
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your bag has a better day than you.

    Gwinevere von Ludwig
    Community Member
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    important question: did the purse already have googlies?

    June Pixeld
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually id be offended if someone played with my purse but in this case, looks like it had so much fun

    Oscar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to do this with my hat.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    _I've_ always wanted to ride a reindeer!

    Laila Najm
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm obsessed with that one too! The purse looks so happy!

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little chuckle never hurts ~~~~~~~~~~

    Jessica Hunter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're saying she left it in the car on New Year's Eve. (NYE)

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    Athena Morales
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD but that person is invading her property

    Redha AKR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    top left corner made my day

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    #3

    Coolest Uber Driver

    Coolest Uber Driver

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good sense of humor makes life fun , even for those with disabilities !

    Anna Wu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many, many Deaf and hard of hearing drivers on the road. Hearing can be an asset, but I find that paying attention to your surroundings is more important. I would hazard to guess that the number of accidents caused by loss of hearing are very few if any.

    thebridget
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In addition, YES it's safe for a deaf person to drive. If not, they would be unable to obtain ac driver's license. People are denied driver's licenses all the time due to medical restrictions. This is one I'm definitely not worried about.

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a dream for the anti-social in me.

    ESL
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious. Do deaf drivers use or have installed in their cars anything that assists those with hearing impairment? I know there are devices to aid other drivers with disabilities such as pedal extenders etc. Am curious if there are such aids for deaf drivers.

    Amanda Ferraz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've prevented a few crashes by honking, even cases that I wouldn't have been involved but alerted the distracted drivers. So, I know that hearing helps a lot. But, I guess that same as blind people have the other senses heightened, probably deaf have great vision and reflexes. Also, they don't hear but usually (if not all) have a great censor for sound vibrations

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    PsychoPrincess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to say that there's anything wrong with that people but don't you think you need to hear traffic to be able to decipher it slamming on brakes in a different car if I couldn't hear that and I didn't stop in time I crash into him

    PsychoPrincess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I get done voted for asking a curious question next time you get into a car put in earplugs when you drive and tell me it doesn't scare the c**p out of you I don't even walk down the street listening to music cuz I feel like my senses are being taken away I am going to be unsafe

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    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks goodness he isn't blind instead!

    Jen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon my ignorance but is it safe to drive if you're deaf?

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    #4

    The Best Uber Driver In The World

    The Best Uber Driver In The World

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    Bway_Gonnabe11
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good idea to not embarrass the ladies, but still have pads and tampons!

    Jessica Stohr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's the ladies who are embarrassed by them. We get over that in our teens. I'm guessing it's guys who felt uncomfortable about them..

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    Jess 💖 Yass
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this!!!!!!!!!!! Its all about the attention to detail and kindness!!!! How thoughtful!!!!!

    Cam Street
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like how they politely cover condoms and feminine products!

    Matleena Korhonen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure why they need to be covered, though.

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    CBN2143
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's in the COMMON SENSE pouch?! I want some... :-/

    Alex (TheSarcasticSister)
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's a note that says extra phone charger on the right.

    Alysha Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best idea! My day would be made if this were my Uber ride. =]

    Ingrid Tsai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah! That is so amazing! Five stars coming right up!

    Maria Tag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free hair ties and tic-tacs? Best Uber driver for a girl. Ever.

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    #5

    6 Stars

    6 Stars

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear.. evil morty got voted down for having different music tastes...the internet is a weird place.

    evil morty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    justin bieber makes good music sometimes. i mean listen to it really!

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I don't like Bieber, but I'm up voting you - even if it's simply to protest the people down voting you for having a different taste in music.

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    #6

    This Driver

    This Driver

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Epic idea! five star i think :]

    Jenny Cotter
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Sure as $hit you're vocabulary is very limited!!!

    Gina Bean
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, studies have shown that people who swear are more intelligent than people who don't.

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago

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    and does he?

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    #7

    My Uber Had A Bird In His Car Who Looked Just Like Jack Nicholson

    My Uber Had A Bird In His Car Who Looked Just Like Jack Nicholson

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    lazy panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions.

    i 8 pi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Number 1: IS HIS NAME JACK NICHOLSON? Number 2: CAN HE TALK? AND IF SO CAN I TAKE HIM TO A FAST FOOD DRIVE THROUGH ?

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    Maria Tag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More looks like Bernie Sanders to me, but whatever.

    J. A. K.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'You can't handle the truth!'

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably it needs to be tickled.

    borklaser
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder if he raised it? it's a fledgling, I love how grouchy they always look.

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you are right. That little guy is pretty young looking.

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    Maureen Zappellini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable- but I would have to pass ( unless they offered tissues)- bird dander allergies

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds often poop where they want too. So you could then use the tissue to clean up the gift it left you. Hey maybe he has Handi-naps hanging off the front seat for ya. Hehe

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    #8

    Ordered An Uber In Manhattan, This Is Who Showed Up

    Ordered An Uber In Manhattan, This Is Who Showed Up

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    Janet Clarke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had that same car! In 1982!

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not a car, it's a time machine!

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is his name Stan The Man??? Please make it so.

    Robin Sánchez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look! It's "Fred Garvin, male prostitute"! That's vintage SNL - Google it young people.....

    BREAK YOUr perceptions
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if he offers you the deal of a life time. get out the car.

    Katie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aren't there requirements on how old your car can be? I smell a fake

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure a car that meets all legal safety requirements are allowed. I assume if the ride was bad, scary, unsafe people would notify Uber or rate then poorly.

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    Sean Avey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many jurisdictions vehicles need to be 10 years old or younger. In some bigger cities the requirement is 7 years or less.

    Rainbow Unicorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so jealous of anyone who gets picked up by this guy.

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    #9

    My Uber Driver Let His Grandkids Decorate The Car For Halloween

    My Uber Driver Let His Grandkids Decorate The Car For Halloween

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    #10

    My Uber Driver Was Dressed For Halloween!

    My Uber Driver Was Dressed For Halloween!

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    Emelie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope driving was safe ;)

    Laura Marusa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm, dangerous to drive with that mask!!!! :(

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bah Humbug! Oh wait... wrong Holiday.

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    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you may be right. As fun and light hearted as the gesture. I have a feeling it probably would be looked down upon by Uber. That's the crappy and crazy world that we live in :(

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    Kat Stott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super cool! But I'd want him to take his mask off while driving...

    Shahriar Shian
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hello can i use this picture on my youtube video... i will give credit to boredpands.

    OJ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he did not wear this vision imparing mask while driving.

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    #11

    Uber Driver Pretended To Be My Relative

    Uber Driver Pretended To Be My Relative

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha ha.. could have gone with "I missed you" ... right to the "L"

    Jorge Ruiz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very common in the first uber days in the 305

    Emelie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aw thats really cute :)

    #12

    Great Sign In An Uber Today

    Great Sign In An Uber Today

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this would be a political maxim, the world would be a better place.

    lunagoth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well not really, some people would try to be exclusive and would b***h on how their categories are not on the list

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    AmetRaven
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just Please Do Not Throw Up!

    Julia NotMyLastname
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this said 'The Broken Hearted Farmers' and I was very confused.

    pikachu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a version of that sign everywhere I go! I have a phobia of vomit

    Brigitta Zsiros
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "just please do not throw up" i'm ded :D

    Wiccan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ayyyyy Pagans and witches!

    Cat person
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope... I would feel uncomfortable if someone covered with a scarf from head to toe was in my car. I need to see your face

    Becka Robinson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That throwing up part is a deal breaker!

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    #13

    Another Hot Day In Uber

    Another Hot Day In Uber

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expectation management.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great sense of humor!

    Marie-Eve Barette
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's to hoping his car - and soul - have good air conditioning!

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    #14

    My Uber Had N64!

    My Uber Had N64!

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll take a very long ride just to play lel

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the ride was long enough for a high score!

    Butt Butt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't get a fricking high score in Super Mario 64 ಠ_ಠ

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this guy's uber

    Leslie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YO I STILL HAVE THAT GAME

    Laila Najm
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once more around the park James.

    #15

    A Friend Sent Me This From His Trip To Dubai, An Uber Mclaren Picking Up Someone From His Hotel

    A Friend Sent Me This From His Trip To Dubai, An Uber Mclaren Picking Up Someone From His Hotel

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    Matthew Maserati
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must have 4 doors to be Uber.. so again Dubai is full of s**t just rename that place to Kardashianville.

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I upvoted this comment just for the Kardashian joke, to be honest XD

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    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dubai... the homeland of all douchenozzles.

    Laila Najm
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well in Italy -all the taxi's are Mercedes. I thought that was cool.

    Lizzie Brown
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's paying for the luxury Uber, it isn't the regular price

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    Mahesh Namasivayam
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the family arrives to see their Uber...

    i 8 pi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please mysterious rich Uber driver come to the U.S. so I brag to my friends about my new chauffeur. Amen

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    #16

    I Think My Uber Driver Is In Trouble

    I Think My Uber Driver Is In Trouble

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    picklerick
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe Dinesh used apple maps.

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2010 is calling. It wants its joke back.

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    CBN2143
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "how did this happen dinesh" hahaha I can't

    Lim Yong
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually Jesus driving a car

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know they made amphibious cars!

    Z
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they've made amphibious cars for quite some time now

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    Jessica Stohr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if the gps thinks he's in the water, than it's probably not giving him accurate directions! Happens way too often honestly!

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Dinesh got a plane lol

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    #17

    After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride... Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map....

    After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride... Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map....

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    lazy panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, at least they were safe???

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear... one way streets.. doesn't look like he had much choice.

    Alira
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, consider this. If you were drunk, you probably would got lost and won't ever got to your destination.

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO!!! Oh this is just too funny!! I'd have to show it to all my friends!

    Alysha Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gave me a good chuckle. =]

    OJ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there was no added extra zeros in the end.

    Kami
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A taxi instead of a car…

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    #18

    My Uber Driver Picked Us Up With A Dog. I Repeat. Had. A. Pupper

    My Uber Driver Picked Us Up With A Dog. I Repeat. Had. A. Pupper

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you are allergic, this is the best thing that could possibly happen.

    Cat person
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hate this.. I'm afraid of dogs because of an experience as a child

    Christopher Chang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe try to overcome your fear, and you maybe in a higher or different level with dogs.

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    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you didn't expect him to leave him at home did u? *L*

    #19

    How To Receive 5 Stars As An Uber Driver

    How To Receive 5 Stars As An Uber Driver

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    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, somehow it makes me feel sad :/ I'm just happy with a nice driver, polite... funny is a plus, but I certainly don't need them to turn into a mobile-grocery store just tu fulfill my desires and get 5 stars. I don't give a c**p about sweets and sour patch, I just want someone nice, period.

    Maria Tag
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sour Patch? Upvote from me.

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p 0_0 I feel bad for any parents trying to take their kids somewhere in this car XD

    UniversalMel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes... But a nice person is good too

    nazan fidan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean i think i would be too embarrasse to eat one of those :) dont know my character :/

    Patricia Elliott
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love this on my ride. Yum, look good!

    Helene Archuleta
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see how this is a fun idea but all that easily disposable packaging is just going to add more to the landfills and pollution. Contributing further harm to the environment is the last thing we need right now. Nobody needs all that stuff for a car ride anyway

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like Mom's purse--everything you need during your day out. Would suggest less candy and more protein (nuts, jerky).

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    #20

    This Racer

    This Racer

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    Rebekah
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    legit thought I was the only one who did this.

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it would've been even funnier if he started singing "Deja Vu" from Initial D!

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legitimately? Wrong use of word there Theau!

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    #21

    A Cloud With Lightning, A Fireplace And A Moon - Arguably The Coolest Uber Ever

    A Cloud With Lightning, A Fireplace And A Moon - Arguably The Coolest Uber Ever

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess as the driver I would barely be able to see the street but it surely is cool.

    Cat person
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in the middle of the car, not the windshield

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    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very cool....but I prefer my driver be able to, you know, SEE. ;)

    Cat person
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in the middle of the car, behind the driver so they can still see

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    April W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that wasn't distracting enough, he's also on his phone. Nope.

    It's Caturday 2.0
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s his map. all Uber drivers mandatorily use their uber phone map apps.

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    Matthew Maserati
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah... no distractions there... until that car he didnt see T-Bones ya.

    Nick Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I️ have pictures of my inside this Uber!! Got into it in SF LOL

    Yasmine Khan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another button turned on green & red laser lights & played xmas music. back seat had fake plants. The cloud was overhead, he could see fine

    Yasmine Khan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the dash he had built a fake fireplace w a video of fire running. He said he wanted to make it cozy since he spends so much time there

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    #22

    Uber Driver Gave Me His Business Card Last Night

    Uber Driver Gave Me His Business Card Last Night

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    CelSlade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooooo... either a hitman, fence or drugdealer?

    Kevin Kennedy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ray Donovan driving with Uber under an alias.

    Sam Frey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently not grammar problems...

    i 8 pi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hello yes I’m calling for Joseph. He told me he can fix my problems”

    OJ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One good example more why I am glad law forced Uber to quit over here...

    Last2Know
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ray Donovan of Uber Drivers

    Laila Najm
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be on his resume too.

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    #23

    A Christmas Card From My #uber Driver. How Lovely Is That?

    A Christmas Card From My #uber Driver. How Lovely Is That?

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is beautiful! A Muslim American sharing heartfelt blessings with his fellow Americans, whether the others are Christian, Jewish or other.

    Fay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you seriously just assume the driver's sex and religion based off the name on the card? The sentiment is beautiful, regardless of who it came from. There's no need to involve race or sex in it, especially when we don't know either.

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    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer A: How many stars are you giving this man? Customer B: All of it!

    #24

    Heated Seats, Oh Wait

    Heated Seats, Oh Wait

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    #25

    Was Having A Bad Day Until My Uber Came... Glow In The Dark Ceiling Stickers, So Cute!

    Was Having A Bad Day Until My Uber Came... Glow In The Dark Ceiling Stickers, So Cute!

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    #26

    The Uber Driver This Morning...

    The Uber Driver This Morning...

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    Marie-Eve Barette
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly how I lost my virginity, 30 some years ago! "Just the tip", he said... Lol!

    Charm
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    life's better with a dirty mind XD

    moonsong23
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just hope no kids ride here, lol

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he ever runs for office, somebody will accuse him of sexual harassment.

    Athena Morales
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .-. You don't have to ask for tips

    #27

    My Uber Driver Had An Nes Set Up In The Backseat

    My Uber Driver Had An Nes Set Up In The Backseat

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    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blasphemy!!!! NES doesn't have Ocarena of Time OR 007 Goldeneye

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    Last2Know
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legend of Zelda...I still remember where stairs are on this spot

    Z
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that cash box stay balanced on top of all that other stuff??

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow! you hoped he takes time to reach his destination

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    #28

    Today A Self Driving Uber Picked Me Up

    Today A Self Driving Uber Picked Me Up

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    Swarf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean "no thanks"? You either get where you're going or you're famous for being the first person killed by a driverless Uber. Win/win!

    makki
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're test driving those things where I live ;p they're rly cool

    Monica Michelle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it but for disabled people self driving cars are a huge hope

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    #29

    Awkward Eye Contact With My Uber Driver

    Awkward Eye Contact With My Uber Driver

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    Marie-Eve Barette
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, sit in the front, not in the back! :)

    Kat Stott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I know a lot of Uber and Lyft drivers prefer if you NOT do that, especially some of my female friends who drive for these services. It makes them feel safer.

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    RosaFioG
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeee! Did you get picked up in a big white van? lol

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    #30

    My Uber Driver From Earlier Just Texted Me

    My Uber Driver From Earlier Just Texted Me

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    Jennifer Mckenna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Smooth", yes, but also qualifies as harassment. Quite unprofessional.

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    CelSlade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might not be harassment, as such, but it is still unacceptable. In a professional setting of any type this is not welcome. I have a food delivery driver that compliments my hair and eyes and tells me how pretty I am every time he sees me. It isn't welcome, especially as I know he is married. But I have to see this guy every week and god knows what he'll do to my groceries if I tell him to stop/make a complaint? Or to me. He knows where I live. And that is the thing guys don't get. The moment you know a woman's address you become a potential threat to her. This is not cute or smooth or sweet. It is unwelcome and uncomfortable.

    It's Caturday 2.0
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Uber driver returned to my apartment the next night around midnight, with flowers. He banged on my door, waking me, my roommates and and my neighbors up. I had to handle that situation quite delicately- to say no thatnks but to also not set him off, considering he knew where I lived. I feel you, girl.

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    Caroline Biondo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really cute...More like harrasment to me. If I were the girl would totally cancel the ride and report the driver. He'd probably mistaken the uber app for a dating app. Not okay.

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy tried, and it was awkward as hell, sure. But calling that "harassment", seriously ? He didn't stalk her, he didn't try to assault her physically, he didn't insult her...

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    Anne Holford
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, is asking a person out on a date now considered harassment?????

    Jessica Stohr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has her number for use as a driver, not because she gave it to him for romantic reasons, so yeah I'd say it's unprofessional and inappropriate.

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    Fay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually against Uber's TOS. The driver could get fired.

    Holly Hobby
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only people to get offended by this stuff are the people who never get hit on

    It's Caturday 2.0
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite the opposite. I get hit on regularly by all sorts of characters, and it has made me quite paranoid.

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    Jen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have an aunt that met her future husband in a taxi. He was the driver and he flirted and voila romance began. If she rejects this uber driver but he keeps contacting her then at that point its harassment. Is match, tinder, whatever the only way ppl are supposed to meet nowadays?

    Pastel Ghostie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, that's so cute! Like the smoothest way to ask someone out on a date

    Johnny Døpe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can go either way, very romantic story of a girl meeting the man of her dreams and telling that story to her grandchildren ...or just creepy wanker chaising every girl he drives home lol ..btw he probably know your address too hehehe

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    #31

    So I Got An Uber Last Night

    So I Got An Uber Last Night

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    nazan fidan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are such a nice helpers man not just a uber driver

    Sylvia Mityok
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the address. I am parked out front of 29 Birch Street.

    Brandi Walker
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    8 years ago

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    Not sure what it is, but I doubt it's their name. Too many letters and spaces between those to be a name. Besides, if you're just their driver or they're just your driver, you probably don't have them listed as a contact in your phone.

    manowce
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a phone number, something has to show up there when you exchange texts with someone. this is european number - prefix (+xx) xxx xxx xxx.

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    Doglova
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    8 years ago

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    Did you blank out your name on top but still leave it in the text?

    #32

    Pushing My Uber Driver To Consider Wearing A Santa Hat To Get His Riders In The Spirit, To Which He Asks If I Looked Up... How Did I Miss

    Pushing My Uber Driver To Consider Wearing A Santa Hat To Get His Riders In The Spirit, To Which He Asks If I Looked Up... How Did I Miss

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you harassing your uber driver?

    Brandi Walker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He so tall, if he DID wear a santa hat it would be squished on the ceiling of the car. Hahah.

    #33

    Friend Discovered An Amazing Uber Driver Who's 100% Dedicated

    Friend Discovered An Amazing Uber Driver Who's 100% Dedicated

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    #34

    This Is By Far The Coolest Uber Car I've Ever Been In

    This Is By Far The Coolest Uber Car I've Ever Been In

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    April W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your driver wearing anything more than a watch?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has to make up for the lack of air conditioning somehow!

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    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trying reeeeallly hard for those 5 stars... really.. really hard.

    Lisa Shelton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does the driver even see out the back?

    Daniëlle Bakker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oeh.... I saw dead or alive Love that game!

    Jakub Wasilewski
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to be crazy. You know how dangerous that is? Even small accident can throw all this junk around....

    Breezy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck in a car crash....

    Laurelai Nowicki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that lotion and tissues.....can you see where I'm going with this?! 😂😂😂😂😂

    Kate Edwards
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez Louise, the only thing missing is the toilet paper. 😊

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    #35

    Uber Driver Said "Watch This" Drifted And Then Crash Into A Post, Had To Walk 2 Miles Home On The Freezing Rain

    Uber Driver Said "Watch This" Drifted And Then Crash Into A Post, Had To Walk 2 Miles Home On The Freezing Rain

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    PsychoPrincess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many peoples last words were "watch this!"

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uber's very own "Hold My beer"

    Painting Puddles
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why he would risk the life of a complete stranger to show off is beyond me

    Gwyndall
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why walk home? Just order another ride...

    Laila Najm
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets change the law. The customer should legally be automatically entitled to punch that driver once in the face.

    Deena Nelson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why can I see my child doing this? #notipthistime

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What!? Was your driver messed up? Drifted on a highway strait away?

    OJ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another excelling example of why I would never get into a uber taxi. Luckily I don't need to as they're illegal here nowadays.

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    #36

    Pray For Us

    Pray For Us

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    Painting Puddles
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your Uber driver just made walking look a thousand times more appealing

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tell my parents I love them!" D:>

    Pastel Ghostie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel a dark sense of humor...

    #37

    Hat Face

    Hat Face

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so... a cowboy hat face

    It's Caturday 2.0
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends...is it a Jon Wayne face or a George Bush one?

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    Santino Aznar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't exactly sound like the most flattering thing

    JozeeMom
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I've heard it and say if often. My daughter has a hat face. I do not.

    Laila Najm
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some look stupid in hats. You're not one of them?

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    #38

    My Uber Driver Brought Her Kid Im Laughing So Hard I Had To Apologize

    My Uber Driver Brought Her Kid Im Laughing So Hard I Had To Apologize

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not seem to be lauhing. And actually, this tells you about the hardships of earning money by driving people around for a living...

    Carolina Ren
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! I saw this one on Tumblr; Uber got pissed and asked the client to identify the car. This guy posted a pic saying "he ain't no snitch" XD

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    Deena Nelson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really you post a pic of a young child that isn't your own? WOW

    Z
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why that's funny

    Marie-Eve Barette
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On one hand, you're buying a ride, not a date. Who cares if there is a child sitting next to you (as long a he is behaving)? On the other, these look like leather seats : mom should probably be able to afford hiring a sitter while she's at work. In the end... I just spent a few precious minutes of my life writing about some nonsense. F**k me! Have a great weekend everyone! :)

    Jenny Lorenz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is not laughing at all. In fact, he doesn't even look amused one bit.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get what is funny here ?

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    #39

    When You Drive An Uber But You Got Your Assignment Due As Well...

    When You Drive An Uber But You Got Your Assignment Due As Well...

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    Lisa Shelton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably just for contacting people to let them know he was there, so he doesn't have to remove his phone and text it all out.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just assume you are ONLY typing when you are parked and waiting for a gig!!!

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's a car I wouldn't get into.

    #41

    This Uber Driver

    This Uber Driver

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    WaLe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *awkward silence* “Oh...”

    Pastel Ghostie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming that's a famous person, seeing the blue check mark next to the name, so maybe that means they're a fan?

    Samantha Beckett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uber driver told me about finding dead people when he worked his other job pulling cable. I like yours better. lololol

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