Two Cows Explain Economics Better Than Any Class

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Filipino Corporation: A beautiful girl shows you some milk, but you can’t taste it until marriage. You marry the cow and move to America together. She takes care of your kids well. She sends milk money to help her 30 cousins in The Philippines.

Zimbabwean corporation, the government takes them because you are the wrong colour and does not feed them, they die and they blame the original owners for the terrible economy

Boston Corporation - You have 2 cows. One is drunk and the other is mooing at a cow from New York. You forgot to call your mother like you promised so she shows up at the bar. MA takes the sober cow as income tax. The IRS sends you a pig as your refund, and sends you a bill for delivery. The state sends you a bill for 3 horses, but asks you to write the check to a construction company.

Florida corporation: You have 2 cows, you bring them from pasture to pasture by car, one gets hit by lightning but you eat the live one

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You are born with no cows and you don't have the money to buy one. You have to work the rest of your life in order to buy milk. THE END

they forgot to say that the banks lent dead cows to the greeks

Greece - You have one old cow producing little milk everyone knows this, German banks loan you a cow to buy a French tractor you don't need. Banks cant collect milk so German government loans you another cow to save German bank from its bad loan. In exchange they require you feed your old cow less. Your old cow produces less milk. Germany send you another cow to pay to themselves and require you to sell your barn and feed your cow less. Your cow produces less milk. Germany gives you another cow to pay themselves and requires you to give you feed your cow less. Your old cow produces less milk. They call you lazy and take your farm. Repeat until the old cow dies!

Greece was absolutely shafted and gutted by the predatory loans, they had no choice whatsoever. Either join eu or your drachma will be worthless like Venezuela.

And this is Absolut Demagogy from the banksters... What an abominable c**p...

Lol! This is true.

What a lot of people don't understand is that the poor people of India milk the cows and collect the cow manure which is dried and burned for warmth. If you kill and eat the cows there goes free milk for the poor and fuel for the fire place.

What about paki corporation?

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The correct version would be "You have two cows. You worship them as long as it provides milk, dung, etc. When it gets old, you sell it to Muslims and then raise riots against Muslims eating beef."

Hilarious

Exactly

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It sure is there siesta, all day and everyday.

Hilarious

And there is no milk, no grass, no meat, no barn, no fields, no rental property for grazing, no caretakers, no vets, no bricks and mortar, no farm. Wall street has convinced the government that high risk farming like this should get tax credits, tax breaks, and government subsidy. The VC company hires all the partners as consultants to distribute the subsidies, and sells the credits to Monsanto or energy companies for big bucks.

This is the one for today's world...

Beautiful

Venture capitalism sounds like 1mdb.

This made my day! :))

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More like. I have two cows, interest rates are up, cost of living is up, hand the cows to the bank, the bank sells the cows to another country, this country then sells the milk/meat back to Australia at 50% increase

Or because you don't want to milk them on Saturdays, Sundays, and all the public holidays

You have two cows. You don’t want to milk them so you walk away and hire a foreign country to milk them. You want to keep all the milk yourself and give no credit to the foreign country,who actually did all the work.

a.k.a South African Corporation

Hahaha, that's true!

This probably goes for Trump corporations too. Or at least it will!

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Or get them shot!

I like this one. It reminds me of " mad dogs and English men"

You have 2 cows, they revolt and declare independence

As well as two mad cows we are also landed with Boris(numpty) Johnston.

You have two cows. You milk them using pint glasses. It takes a very long time.

unexpectedly, they produce milk, not tea. you turn the pasture into a cricket paddock.

At least it's not a Camel

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hugh?

An Spanish corporation: You have no cows. You eat grass.

Swiss cheeeese Lmao The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

A poor corporation: You have no cows, You are the cow