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Roger9er • commented on a post 19 hours ago

42 Times People Decided To Get Back At Their Exes And Nobody Could Stop Them

A queen took a queen and moved out

Roger9er • upvoted 2 items 21 hours ago

42 Times People Decided To Get Back At Their Exes And Nobody Could Stop Them

Boss move.

42 Times People Decided To Get Back At Their Exes And Nobody Could Stop Them

I hope he called the cops and had you arrested. Your widdle fee fees don't excuse you stealing someone's belongings. Grow the f*** up ladies, none of this is ok. If the roles were reversed you'd be screaming bloody m****r.

Roger9er • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

42 Times People Decided To Get Back At Their Exes And Nobody Could Stop Them

I... okay. She definitely should not have cheated and DID deserve punishment... but that seems too far to me.

42 Times People Decided To Get Back At Their Exes And Nobody Could Stop Them

This is perfect. No theft or damage to property, no violence, but the perfect level of petty revenge. Inconvenience with no long term consequences. Perfect.

Roger9er • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

“People Say It's Best ‘If You Never Meet Your Idol’: Share Your Experiences” (43 Stories)

My gob is truly smacked to learn this.

Woman’s Husband Gets A Huge Promotion With Triple The Salary, Reveals His True Colors

Andrew Tate, Charlie Kirk, Nick Fuentes, and religion have done a great job indoctrinating GenZ and Millie males on the alpha male and provider myths. Hubby is a controlling POS

“People Say It's Best ‘If You Never Meet Your Idol’: Share Your Experiences” (43 Stories)

My gob is truly smacked to learn this.

Woman’s Husband Gets A Huge Promotion With Triple The Salary, Reveals His True Colors

Andrew Tate, Charlie Kirk, Nick Fuentes, and religion have done a great job indoctrinating GenZ and Millie males on the alpha male and provider myths. Hubby is a controlling POS

“Because I Was Born Male”: 36 Cases Where Parents Dislike Or Actually Hate Their Kids

I can second that.

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Roger9er • commented on 5 posts 3 weeks ago

Celebrating The Quirky And Playful Side Of Cats: 50 Of The Best Photos By Masayuki Oki

I moustached you a question, ma'am!

Celebrating The Quirky And Playful Side Of Cats: 50 Of The Best Photos By Masayuki Oki

"Stop showing your bůtthole, Frank"

Celebrating The Quirky And Playful Side Of Cats: 50 Of The Best Photos By Masayuki Oki

I moustached you a question, ma'am!

Celebrating The Quirky And Playful Side Of Cats: 50 Of The Best Photos By Masayuki Oki

"Stop showing your bůtthole, Frank"

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Roger9er • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

Celebrating The Quirky And Playful Side Of Cats: 62 Best Photos By Masayuki Oki

“This Exists And It Is Awful”: 50 Zillow Listings So Bad, They Look Fake

p**p will just crawl back where it came from 😫

Celebrating The Quirky And Playful Side Of Cats: 62 Best Photos By Masayuki Oki

“This Exists And It Is Awful”: 50 Zillow Listings So Bad, They Look Fake

p**p will just crawl back where it came from 😫

“This Exists And It Is Awful”: 50 Zillow Listings So Bad, They Look Fake

S t o n e d. Thanks BP 🙄

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Roger9er • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

This Kind Mailman Stops To Befriend Dogs During His Deliveries, And It Might Melt Your Heart (50 Pics)

Omg that dog's face!!! SO cute

Roger9er • upvoted 4 items 4 weeks ago

“My Life Would Be Different”: 50 Unexpected Moments That Convinced People That The ‘Burnt Toast Theory’ Is Real

Yes! College dropout here: started a cleaning job. First in a hospital, practically zero contact with patients, but loved the medical setting (cleaned theatre in between operations), later at another, smaller medical place, with a lot of contact with patients. Came to the discovery I actually am a people person That combined with the love for the medical stuff, led to only one conclusion: almost finished my first year of nursing school at 37 years old, and actually k*****g it 💪. I feel like I've finally found my place.

This Kind Mailman Stops To Befriend Dogs During His Deliveries, And It Might Melt Your Heart (50 Pics)

Reverse boop.

“My Life Would Be Different”: 50 Unexpected Moments That Convinced People That The ‘Burnt Toast Theory’ Is Real

This Kind Mailman Stops To Befriend Dogs During His Deliveries, And It Might Melt Your Heart (50 Pics)

Reverse boop.

“I Really Wish I Was Making This Up”: 44 Unbelievable Moments That Made People Question Reality

This is a bit creepy. And I don't mean the guy in the circus costume.

“My Life Would Be Different”: 50 Unexpected Moments That Convinced People That The ‘Burnt Toast Theory’ Is Real

Awe

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Roger9er • upvoted 10 items 1 month ago

“My Life Would Be Different”: 50 Unexpected Moments That Convinced People That The ‘Burnt Toast Theory’ Is Real

Speaks to the company culture that they were willing to fix their mistake.

“My Life Would Be Different”: 50 Unexpected Moments That Convinced People That The ‘Burnt Toast Theory’ Is Real

Bloody immigrants. Coming over here, taking *checks notes* other countries' women...

“My Life Would Be Different”: 50 Unexpected Moments That Convinced People That The ‘Burnt Toast Theory’ Is Real

Speaks to the company culture that they were willing to fix their mistake.

“My Life Would Be Different”: 50 Unexpected Moments That Convinced People That The ‘Burnt Toast Theory’ Is Real

Bloody immigrants. Coming over here, taking *checks notes* other countries' women...

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

That's a completely reasonable life choice

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Looks like they did it themselves with their other hand. Why is the format of the years not being the same... Why is it so wonky.. There's so much wrong with this my eye is twitching. Send help...

The World’s Friendliest Mailman Is Back With More Heartwarming Encounters

28 Mind-Bending Scenarios That’ll Challenge Your Morals - Vote Now & See Where You Stand

We already know it's 42.

28 Mind-Bending Scenarios That’ll Challenge Your Morals - Vote Now & See Where You Stand

I would not curse the people I love with immortality.

28 Mind-Bending Scenarios That’ll Challenge Your Morals - Vote Now & See Where You Stand

Jokes on you - I have depression and haven’t felt excitement in years anyway.

28 Mind-Bending Scenarios That’ll Challenge Your Morals - Vote Now & See Where You Stand

Anyone who has experienced sleep disorders that result in disturbing nightmares knows the toll this takes on your mental health and physical health. I spent many nights watching my husband m****r my children and me without understanding if I was awake or dreaming and then "waking up" to find myself in the same scenario. Turns out my sleep apnea was causing essentially hallucinations

47 Stories That Reveal The Emotional Toll Of Growing Up With A Narcissistic Mom

Blessing of bad parents is they've given a guide to what not to do... In life as well as a parent.

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Roger9er • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

28 Mind-Bending Scenarios That’ll Challenge Your Morals - Vote Now & See Where You Stand

Having no fear gets you kìlled, so no.

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Not top notch, but not bad at all!

28 Mind-Bending Scenarios That’ll Challenge Your Morals - Vote Now & See Where You Stand

Having no fear gets you kìlled, so no.

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Not top notch, but not bad at all!

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Not the smartest of tattoos

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

The proportions are off, but the shading is fine. But that's just my opinion.

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Supposedly a phoenix I reckon, but it would do fine in Sesame Street..

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Made in one setting, considering the skin condition, without a break.

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Self made. Yeah it shows man

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

I don't want to hear about it, I don't want to talk about it and I don't want to see it!

47 Stories That Reveal The Emotional Toll Of Growing Up With A Narcissistic Mom

Evil bîtch.

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Roger9er • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Seen A Uap Or A UFO? (Closed)

Roger9er • submitted 5 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Attempt To Draw Any Food Item And Post The Result

Hey Pandas, What Gives You The Ick? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Seen A Uap Or A UFO? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Life Lessons (Closed)

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Roger9er • commented on a post 19 hours ago

42 Times People Decided To Get Back At Their Exes And Nobody Could Stop Them

A queen took a queen and moved out

Roger9er • commented on 5 posts 3 weeks ago

Celebrating The Quirky And Playful Side Of Cats: 50 Of The Best Photos By Masayuki Oki

I moustached you a question, ma'am!

Celebrating The Quirky And Playful Side Of Cats: 50 Of The Best Photos By Masayuki Oki

"Stop showing your bůtthole, Frank"

“This Exists And It Is Awful”: 50 Zillow Listings So Bad, They Look Fake

It's a trap!

“This Exists And It Is Awful”: 50 Zillow Listings So Bad, They Look Fake

Lars doesn't give a shít...he receives shít

“This Exists And It Is Awful”: 50 Zillow Listings So Bad, They Look Fake

Let him who is without bowel movements cast the first stone.

Roger9er • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

This Kind Mailman Stops To Befriend Dogs During His Deliveries, And It Might Melt Your Heart (50 Pics)

Omg that dog's face!!! SO cute

Roger9er • commented on 13 posts 1 month ago

28 Mind-Bending Scenarios That’ll Challenge Your Morals - Vote Now & See Where You Stand

Having no fear gets you kìlled, so no.

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Not top notch, but not bad at all!

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Not the smartest of tattoos

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

The proportions are off, but the shading is fine. But that's just my opinion.

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Supposedly a phoenix I reckon, but it would do fine in Sesame Street..

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Made in one setting, considering the skin condition, without a break.

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Self made. Yeah it shows man

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

I don't want to hear about it, I don't want to talk about it and I don't want to see it!

47 Stories That Reveal The Emotional Toll Of Growing Up With A Narcissistic Mom

Evil bîtch.

Woman Assumes Paralyzed Sister Can Babysit Her Kids Whenever, Gets A Reality Check

Unbelievable, how can you treat your own (disabled) child like this? Does her mother have no heart, no conscience? She lives in her own selfish bubble.

42 Unbelievable Things Autopsy Doctors Found During Examinations

This is pure horror.

50 "People Of Walmart" Pics That Are As Funny As They Are Confusing (New Pics)

Make America Clean Again

“Not My Problem”: United Passenger Refuses To Lift Armrest To Make Room For Obese Woman, She’s Livid

Downvote all you want, but this is an USA problem.

Roger9er • upvoted 4 items 21 hours ago

42 Times People Decided To Get Back At Their Exes And Nobody Could Stop Them

I... okay. She definitely should not have cheated and DID deserve punishment... but that seems too far to me.

42 Times People Decided To Get Back At Their Exes And Nobody Could Stop Them

Boss move.

42 Times People Decided To Get Back At Their Exes And Nobody Could Stop Them

This is perfect. No theft or damage to property, no violence, but the perfect level of petty revenge. Inconvenience with no long term consequences. Perfect.

42 Times People Decided To Get Back At Their Exes And Nobody Could Stop Them

Roger9er • upvoted an item 1 week ago

“People Say It's Best ‘If You Never Meet Your Idol’: Share Your Experiences” (43 Stories)

My gob is truly smacked to learn this.

Roger9er • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

“Because I Was Born Male”: 36 Cases Where Parents Dislike Or Actually Hate Their Kids

I can second that.

Woman’s Husband Gets A Huge Promotion With Triple The Salary, Reveals His True Colors

Andrew Tate, Charlie Kirk, Nick Fuentes, and religion have done a great job indoctrinating GenZ and Millie males on the alpha male and provider myths. Hubby is a controlling POS

Roger9er • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

Celebrating The Quirky And Playful Side Of Cats: 62 Best Photos By Masayuki Oki

“This Exists And It Is Awful”: 50 Zillow Listings So Bad, They Look Fake

p**p will just crawl back where it came from 😫

“This Exists And It Is Awful”: 50 Zillow Listings So Bad, They Look Fake

S t o n e d. Thanks BP 🙄

Roger9er • upvoted 7 items 4 weeks ago

“I Really Wish I Was Making This Up”: 44 Unbelievable Moments That Made People Question Reality

This is a bit creepy. And I don't mean the guy in the circus costume.

“My Life Would Be Different”: 50 Unexpected Moments That Convinced People That The ‘Burnt Toast Theory’ Is Real

Bloody immigrants. Coming over here, taking *checks notes* other countries' women...

“My Life Would Be Different”: 50 Unexpected Moments That Convinced People That The ‘Burnt Toast Theory’ Is Real

Awe

“My Life Would Be Different”: 50 Unexpected Moments That Convinced People That The ‘Burnt Toast Theory’ Is Real

Speaks to the company culture that they were willing to fix their mistake.

The World’s Friendliest Mailman Is Back With More Heartwarming Encounters

This Kind Mailman Stops To Befriend Dogs During His Deliveries, And It Might Melt Your Heart (50 Pics)

Reverse boop.

Roger9er • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

28 Mind-Bending Scenarios That’ll Challenge Your Morals - Vote Now & See Where You Stand

I would not curse the people I love with immortality.

28 Mind-Bending Scenarios That’ll Challenge Your Morals - Vote Now & See Where You Stand

Jokes on you - I have depression and haven’t felt excitement in years anyway.

28 Mind-Bending Scenarios That’ll Challenge Your Morals - Vote Now & See Where You Stand

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