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Isonyx
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German freelance writer and photographer, with Italian roots.

PapaGynther reply
Kurt Cobain's mother regularly goes on talk shows and interviews where she talks about how supportive she was of Kurt and how she new how famous he would become from the moment she heard his music. Yup, it's the same mom that abused Kurt and kicked him out multiple times making him live at his grandparents, friends and sometimes (not confirmed)sleep under a bridge.

anon reply
Beyonce Knowles Carter.
She preaches empowerment and is lauded for it, but behind the scenes utilizes sweatshop labor that pays 54 cents an hour.
https://www.digitalmusicnews.com/2017/02/04/beyonce-clothing-line-sweatshop/.

MeEvilBob reply
Johnny Cash walked out on his wife and kids saying that his career was more important to him than they were, then went on to eventually settle down with June Carter and start a whole new family while still ignoring the kids he already had.

aegeaorgnqergerh reply
Jimmy Savile.
For those unaware, huge TV and radio star in the 60s, 70s, and 80s. Still popped up now and again until he died in 2011.
After he died, massive allegations about him came out, the vast majority of which were proven to be true - abused and r***d multiple children (both sexes, many ages) while working on TV shows, etc, but also was known as a "charity man" who did actually raise millions for children's hospitals, etc but it was just a cover to gain access. He even had keys and an official advisory position at Broadmoor, a high security psychiatric hospital in the UK, which allowed him to abuse and r**e patients at will. Unproven, but he's also had connections with children's homes were kids "went missing", quite possibly m******d.
What is staggering about this is that it was "known" and often talked about while he was alive. He even makes admissions in his autobiographies, people took him to task over it, he was even questioned by police multiple times, but he managed to get away with it.
Still astounding looking back, and there were massive investigations into everything from the BBC to the NHS after he died.

deekaph reply
Here's a list I compiled earlier this year:
Jimmy Page was 26 when he started calling 14 year old Lori Maddox his girlfriend.
Mick Jagger had a few rounds with Maddox around the same time.
Also of the rolling Stones, Bill Wyman started dating 13 year old Mandy Smith when he was 47. He got her mother's permission.
Jerry Lee Lewis of course married his 13 year old cousin - she still believed in Santa on their honeymoon.
Elvis Presley, the king of rock and roll himself was routinely in trouble with underage girls and even the fabled romance with Priscilla is a tale of sexual interference... She was 14 when they met.
Courtney Love says she gave Ted Nugent a b*****b when she was 12. He also adopted a 17 year old so he could bang her without getting charged with kidnapping. He even wrote a song about avoiding p********a charges.
Anthony Kiedis (red hot chili peppers) wrote songs about it too, "Catholic school girls rule" is about his hooking up with a 14 year old at 23.
Marvin Gaye knocked up his wife's 15 year old niece.
Don Henley (the Eagles) was charged after paramedics found him with two naked girls, aged 15 and 16.

Aevum1 reply
Gwyneth Paltrow
Shes a con artist and manages a MLM, as well as recommending women treat their illness by putting rocks up their V****a and steaming their privates causing harm to people.
You can say shes an idiot.
Or just that shes a sociopath that loves making money off hurting other people.

lelelex reply
There's a soccer player in Brazil who k**led his wife, quartered her body and gave it to dogs eat (to make it harder to police found out). He went to jail for a few years and now he is paying again and making tones of money again like nothing happened.
EDIT: ok he is not making a tone of money, what a meant is that he's probably gonna have a pretty confortable life and have his carrer back
also the woman wasn't his wife, it was his mistress but they have a children together and still, she was a person
his name is Bruno Fernandes de Souza.

redbar7 reply
Piers Morgan
Was the Editor of the Daily Mirror during the Iraq War,
Published photos that he knew were fake of American and British Troops abusing Iraqi prisoners.
He was fired but somehow managed to make a successful media career out of it.

NotAnActivePerson reply
In my country there is a TV host that k**led several people in a car accident. TWICE. It was his fault both times. You can still see him on TV.

MissHibernia reply
I was the female half of several dates where the guy just did an extensive monologue throughout the whole thing. You wonder if you are going to get lockjaw from trying to smile politely. This happened in my 20s and happened in my 70s - those kind of guys don’t change. 100 years from now it will still be the same.

MissHibernia reply
I was the female half of several dates where the guy just did an extensive monologue throughout the whole thing. You wonder if you are going to get lockjaw from trying to smile politely. This happened in my 20s and happened in my 70s - those kind of guys don’t change. 100 years from now it will still be the same.

MissHibernia reply
I was the female half of several dates where the guy just did an extensive monologue throughout the whole thing. You wonder if you are going to get lockjaw from trying to smile politely. This happened in my 20s and happened in my 70s - those kind of guys don’t change. 100 years from now it will still be the same.

ollynch reply
Boy George
He beat a guy with a metal chain after cuffing him to a radiator. Should make for an interesting sequence in his forthcoming biopic...

MeEvilBob reply
Johnny Cash walked out on his wife and kids saying that his career was more important to him than they were, then went on to eventually settle down with June Carter and start a whole new family while still ignoring the kids he already had.

PapaGynther reply
Kurt Cobain's mother regularly goes on talk shows and interviews where she talks about how supportive she was of Kurt and how she new how famous he would become from the moment she heard his music. Yup, it's the same mom that abused Kurt and kicked him out multiple times making him live at his grandparents, friends and sometimes (not confirmed)sleep under a bridge.

NotAnActivePerson reply
In my country there is a TV host that k**led several people in a car accident. TWICE. It was his fault both times. You can still see him on TV.

lelelex reply
There's a soccer player in Brazil who k**led his wife, quartered her body and gave it to dogs eat (to make it harder to police found out). He went to jail for a few years and now he is paying again and making tones of money again like nothing happened.
EDIT: ok he is not making a tone of money, what a meant is that he's probably gonna have a pretty confortable life and have his carrer back
also the woman wasn't his wife, it was his mistress but they have a children together and still, she was a person
his name is Bruno Fernandes de Souza.

aegeaorgnqergerh reply
Jimmy Savile.
For those unaware, huge TV and radio star in the 60s, 70s, and 80s. Still popped up now and again until he died in 2011.
After he died, massive allegations about him came out, the vast majority of which were proven to be true - abused and r***d multiple children (both sexes, many ages) while working on TV shows, etc, but also was known as a "charity man" who did actually raise millions for children's hospitals, etc but it was just a cover to gain access. He even had keys and an official advisory position at Broadmoor, a high security psychiatric hospital in the UK, which allowed him to abuse and r**e patients at will. Unproven, but he's also had connections with children's homes were kids "went missing", quite possibly m******d.
What is staggering about this is that it was "known" and often talked about while he was alive. He even makes admissions in his autobiographies, people took him to task over it, he was even questioned by police multiple times, but he managed to get away with it.
Still astounding looking back, and there were massive investigations into everything from the BBC to the NHS after he died.

SuicidalPelican reply
I guess noones really forgotten, but Roman Polanski's still getting awards and standing ovations for his films.

redbar7 reply
Piers Morgan
Was the Editor of the Daily Mirror during the Iraq War,
Published photos that he knew were fake of American and British Troops abusing Iraqi prisoners.
He was fired but somehow managed to make a successful media career out of it.

deekaph reply
Here's a list I compiled earlier this year:
Jimmy Page was 26 when he started calling 14 year old Lori Maddox his girlfriend.
Mick Jagger had a few rounds with Maddox around the same time.
Also of the rolling Stones, Bill Wyman started dating 13 year old Mandy Smith when he was 47. He got her mother's permission.
Jerry Lee Lewis of course married his 13 year old cousin - she still believed in Santa on their honeymoon.
Elvis Presley, the king of rock and roll himself was routinely in trouble with underage girls and even the fabled romance with Priscilla is a tale of sexual interference... She was 14 when they met.
Courtney Love says she gave Ted Nugent a b*****b when she was 12. He also adopted a 17 year old so he could bang her without getting charged with kidnapping. He even wrote a song about avoiding p********a charges.
Anthony Kiedis (red hot chili peppers) wrote songs about it too, "Catholic school girls rule" is about his hooking up with a 14 year old at 23.
Marvin Gaye knocked up his wife's 15 year old niece.
Don Henley (the Eagles) was charged after paramedics found him with two naked girls, aged 15 and 16.

anon reply
Beyonce Knowles Carter.
She preaches empowerment and is lauded for it, but behind the scenes utilizes sweatshop labor that pays 54 cents an hour.
https://www.digitalmusicnews.com/2017/02/04/beyonce-clothing-line-sweatshop/.

Aevum1 reply
Gwyneth Paltrow
Shes a con artist and manages a MLM, as well as recommending women treat their illness by putting rocks up their V****a and steaming their privates causing harm to people.
You can say shes an idiot.
Or just that shes a sociopath that loves making money off hurting other people.
























