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Lady Eowyn

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Lady Eowyn • upvoted 28 items 4 minutes ago

Fails, Funny

75 Times People Shared Painful Pics Of Their Expensive Blunders (New Pics)

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

That’s brutal 🤣

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Wasn’t this an actual thing in 2021 or something? EDIT: I just looked it up, it’s called the “Battle of the Joshes”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_fight#:~:text=Swain%20encouraged%20participants%20of%20the,was%20no%20actual%20violence%20involved.

75 Times People Shared Painful Pics Of Their Expensive Blunders (New Pics)

I have a friend who took a job at a place that distributed large plate glass windows for stores. This was before tempered glass was required by law for any and all public facing windows. On his first day at the job the floor supervisor told him, "If you're ever handling a large plate and you lose control of it, LET IT GO and move away from it as fast as you can. Do not try to save it. You're replacing an employee who tried to save the glass, and was cut in half, bone and all. We can replace the glass, but we can't give you your life back." My friend left that job at the end of the day because he couldn't get the visual image out of his mind.

75 Times People Shared Painful Pics Of Their Expensive Blunders (New Pics)

"Like everything else in America""???? Are you sure about that?

75 Times People Shared Painful Pics Of Their Expensive Blunders (New Pics)

I'm thinking Canada Geese.

75 Times People Shared Painful Pics Of Their Expensive Blunders (New Pics)

Words I've actually spoken - "But honey, they only do it on glass table tops in the movies so they can put a camera underneath. You're gonna get cut."

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

1000% percent agree. Next time the little bas.tard would have gotten a basin full of rotten eggs, or ripe urine, or fluorescent orange paint, or...

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

That's the way of a cow-ard!

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Never forget that this is the man who adamantly believes that female climax is a myth because he's never seen it himself.

This Facebook Page Shares The Most Ridiculously Dog Photos To Help You De-Stress (40 Pics)

One of our dogs had a toy bunny that he used to carry everywhere, almost as big as he was but he'd drag it around. The look of utter betrayal when we had to take it away for a few hours when it needed cleaning, as he watched it go around in the washing machine. Then he would sit underneath it as it hung on the washing line by it's ears to dry, staring at it. He was a cavalier king Charles spaniel so he was very good at making you feel guilty with the big dark eyes just for clearing his favourite toy.

75 Times People Shared Painful Pics Of Their Expensive Blunders (New Pics)

Dont forget the deer

Grandparents Spank 3YO To Teach Her A Lesson, Parents Ban Them From Seeing Her Ever Again

should be screenshotted and send to protective services of their kids/grandkids..

“You Can’t Live On $90K A Year!”: 44 Times Rich People Said Extremely Out-Of-Pocket Things

Or relatives (kid, partner) who need extra care

Grandparents Spank 3YO To Teach Her A Lesson, Parents Ban Them From Seeing Her Ever Again

Spanking shouldn’t happen at all, period. I’m 65, and was raised by old school parents who spanked my brothers and I. BUT the spankings were ONLY for extreme misbehavior that went on way too long, AND were basically just a pop on the b**t, over our clothing, to shock and not hurt. We were never put over anyone’s knees and shanked until our butts were red, ffs. That pop on the b**t pretty much reminded us that we were being very very bad and needed to stop before we got worse—-which never happened, btw. Still, my brothers and I have been against even the pop on the b**t first our own kids. Authoritarian parenting doesn’t work and should be relegated to the past where it belongs. Authoritative parenting, where punishments are fair, equitable, and fit the “crime”, NOT physical and OTT, is the way to go. Authoritative parenting isn’t the same as permissive (ie non-existing) parenting. Authoritarian parenting doesn’t teach good behavior, it only teaches a child how to lie, keep secrets, and cover their tracks to evade punishment. Authoritative parenting teaches good behavior in such a way that the child actually wants to behave (weird, I know, but that’s the result of being a parent who punishes fairly while explaining why it’s happening and following through by teaching better behavior—-by example).

75 Times People Shared Painful Pics Of Their Expensive Blunders (New Pics)

Probably flung a tiny unseen rock...partner did it to the window on our back door while using an edger on the back path. Whoops. At least it only broke one of the two panes of glass; the door is still functional

Grandparents Spank 3YO To Teach Her A Lesson, Parents Ban Them From Seeing Her Ever Again

Spanking or any form of physical punishment is unacceptable. As someone who works on education, tho, your "opinionated" child should also be taught some respect to adults, like I am expected to show them respect. Encouraging critical thinking and autonomy is not the same as condoning disrespect, and way too many parents can't tell the difference.

Teen Forced To Marry 32YO Quickly Comes Up With A Plan To Make Him Divorce Her

How is this even still legal anywhere???

This Facebook Page Shares The Most Ridiculously Dog Photos To Help You De-Stress (40 Pics)

This little guy's name is Carmelo, also known as Friar Bigoton (Friar Moustache). He's a stray who was adopted by these Bolivian monks.

75 Times People Shared Painful Pics Of Their Expensive Blunders (New Pics)

I drove past it for years before I clued in to the joke - an old oven with no door sitting on a small rise in a field. It's an 'open range.'

Grandparents Spank 3YO To Teach Her A Lesson, Parents Ban Them From Seeing Her Ever Again

If she was anything like my mother, I'm guessing you also got in trouble for the broken hairbrush.

Couples Share 73 Dumb House Rules They Set Up As A Joke But Are Now Taking Seriously

And you have to stretch out the word stretch

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Lady Eowyn • commented on 12 posts 4 minutes ago

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

I could say something here, but I'll let everyone fill in the blanks themselves.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

You go Nana!

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

I could say something here, but I'll let everyone fill in the blanks themselves.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

You go Nana!

75 Times People Shared Painful Pics Of Their Expensive Blunders (New Pics)

Who said it was on the ceiling?

75 Times People Shared Painful Pics Of Their Expensive Blunders (New Pics)

Do rell.

Couples Share 73 Dumb House Rules They Set Up As A Joke But Are Now Taking Seriously

I do that with my dog, and we're the only ones who live here.

Couples Share 73 Dumb House Rules They Set Up As A Joke But Are Now Taking Seriously

You are not an empath. Quit saying that.

Couples Share 73 Dumb House Rules They Set Up As A Joke But Are Now Taking Seriously

I've never heard of a "german rottie". Both German Shepherds and rottweilers can be considered large, but I'd reserve huge for dogs larger than that.

Man Goes Against Wife’s Wishes And Cooks His Mom’s Favorite Meal For Celebration, Drama Ensues

Maybe dissociative personality disorder? (Multiple personality)

This Facebook Page Shares The Most Ridiculously Dog Photos To Help You De-Stress (40 Pics)

You've "raked" a lot of puppies?

This Facebook Page Shares The Most Ridiculously Dog Photos To Help You De-Stress (40 Pics)

If I recall correctly, this was during covid.

Grandparents Spank 3YO To Teach Her A Lesson, Parents Ban Them From Seeing Her Ever Again

My dad would hit me a few times with his hand and then say, look what you've made me do, you hurt my hand, and then grab his belt or my hairbrush. You don't forget things like that. Mom was kind of afraid of him when he was in one of his moods.

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Lady Eowyn • commented on 12 posts 4 minutes ago

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

I could say something here, but I'll let everyone fill in the blanks themselves.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

You go Nana!

75 Times People Shared Painful Pics Of Their Expensive Blunders (New Pics)

Who said it was on the ceiling?

75 Times People Shared Painful Pics Of Their Expensive Blunders (New Pics)

Do rell.

Couples Share 73 Dumb House Rules They Set Up As A Joke But Are Now Taking Seriously

I do that with my dog, and we're the only ones who live here.

Couples Share 73 Dumb House Rules They Set Up As A Joke But Are Now Taking Seriously

You are not an empath. Quit saying that.

Couples Share 73 Dumb House Rules They Set Up As A Joke But Are Now Taking Seriously

I've never heard of a "german rottie". Both German Shepherds and rottweilers can be considered large, but I'd reserve huge for dogs larger than that.

Man Goes Against Wife’s Wishes And Cooks His Mom’s Favorite Meal For Celebration, Drama Ensues

Maybe dissociative personality disorder? (Multiple personality)

This Facebook Page Shares The Most Ridiculously Dog Photos To Help You De-Stress (40 Pics)

You've "raked" a lot of puppies?

This Facebook Page Shares The Most Ridiculously Dog Photos To Help You De-Stress (40 Pics)

If I recall correctly, this was during covid.

Grandparents Spank 3YO To Teach Her A Lesson, Parents Ban Them From Seeing Her Ever Again

Lady Eowyn • commented on 8 posts 1 day ago

“I Could Solve A Missing Person’s Case”: 69 Shocking And Dark Secrets That Could Ruin People’s Lives

You seem to have a fixation with STDs.

“I Could Solve A Missing Person’s Case”: 69 Shocking And Dark Secrets That Could Ruin People’s Lives

Speak up, if you have proof.

“I Could Solve A Missing Person’s Case”: 69 Shocking And Dark Secrets That Could Ruin People’s Lives

Therapy. It can help.

“I Could Solve A Missing Person’s Case”: 69 Shocking And Dark Secrets That Could Ruin People’s Lives

This might apply to more than one person. And Alaska is a very big place. And they might not even be in Alaska.

“I Could Solve A Missing Person’s Case”: 69 Shocking And Dark Secrets That Could Ruin People’s Lives

Birth control can fail. A wanted pregnancy can result in a non-viable fetus. R**e can happen.

“I Could Solve A Missing Person’s Case”: 69 Shocking And Dark Secrets That Could Ruin People’s Lives

I'd be telling everyone. MAGA hypocrites deserve to be shown for what they are.

New Marriage Ends After 7 Months Because Man Refuses To Give Up “Immature” And “Unhealthy” Hobbies

I don't know what these things are, but there's no reason age or gender should dictate hobbies. Within reason, if you're hobby is hurting people, of course not. But games and figures? Any hobby is cool.

“People Who Served A Long Time In Prison, What Shocked You When You Got Out?” (39 Answers)

Sectioned?

Lady Eowyn • upvoted 20 items 2 hours ago

Need To Check Norway’s Immigration Policy

I Bet Uncle’s Got Something To Tell Too

Reminds Me Of Double Income, No Kids

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

So do Billy the Kid and Henry the Eighth. And Jabba the Hut, if that's how you spell it.

Wait Until You Hear About Kermit The Frog

A $25 Dollar Pizza Gotta Taste Like The Best Pizza In The World

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

That's the way of a cow-ard!

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Yesss Ant-Man

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Next level grammar n**i: a grammar n**i who's trying to police who can or cannot play with Lego, twice as annoying. There will always be people who say things wrong, get used to it.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

I knew what was coming, because I would have been the same if came to Lego. I have my own collection and I guess in a few years I will have to decide whether to let my kids play with them, or keep them for myself!

That’d Be Me 😭

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Well played.

Top Notch Dad Joke 🔥

Owner Got No Chill

Men Too Can Be Pampered

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

Never forget that this is the man who adamantly believes that female climax is a myth because he's never seen it himself.

100 Funny Screenshots To Distract You From Your Responsibilities

More like Attila the Hun, I'd say, or maybe Attila the Salesman. Pathetic AND dangerous - every serial rápist's role model.

Andrew Tate The Great Conqueror 🤡

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