I was walking down the hall and some kid was walking past me. Now, I have a pretty intense face even when I'm totally relaxed, so between that and the fact that I was walking fast (I had to pick up my school-loaned PC before the hall sweep), I guess I gave the kid some kind of bad vibe cause he audibly said to his friend, "What's wrong with him?". I liberally applied the middle finger to him, to which he replied, "[Fluff] off!" So I turned, gave him a serial killer smile, and said, "Okay. But I'LL be on top".

I never saw him again.

I have two that I can think of at the moment.


Earlier this week in Health, we were getting ready to take this big test and we were all studying, but the teacher wasn't in the classroom yet so we weren't REALLY studying. Anyway, about five minutes into the class, I noticed that my friend was standing by the door, probably waiting for the teacher to come in so he could ask her something. Me and my sister both call him Butterscotch, so I loudly said, "Butterscotch, what are you doing in here?" And these two boys who are normally the greatest source of comedy in that class turned to me and said "BUTTERSCOTCH?!". Now everyone's calling him it and he's mad at me. I don't regret a thing.


The second story happened in Band. Another one of my friends (Also and Alto Sax, like me) had a broken key, so she told the Band Director, who came over to her seat to check it out. He then proceeded to walk back to his desk (Saxophone still in hand), MAGICALLY SPAWNED ANOTHER SAXOPHONE OUT OF NOWHERE, take off the neck and mouthpiece of my friend's Saxophone and shove it on this one, then walked back and said, "Here, swap me." As if he hadn't just magically made a Saxophone appear.

TIL After Breaking Bad, many m*th manufacturers in real life dyed their product blue.

I always thought the Maryland flag was super ugly. It's like an optical illusion.