35 Photos So Weird, They May Stick In Your Brain Like A Bad Dream

Wire cutters, pliers, and a lot of patience.

Ha this is kinda funny

However, ther top one is Scrooge McDuck, and at 65.4bn, I feel that is too low for Scrooge. It's only counting that which is in his money bin, and not what is tied up in his business investments, which is what real people's wealth calculations are based upon.

God to angels: give it a bill, Angel: so it a bird, God: no it's a mammal, Angel: unusual but okay, God: but it's gonna lay eggs, Angel: you just said it wasn't a bird, God: I know, while you're at it, some webbed feet and oh venomous spikes........thus the platypus was born

This is too weird

I had this conundrum with the bank. THANKFULLY, some branches are now open later in the evening on some days. Not every day. But some. And on Saturdays. I don't know how it makes sense to close a bakery at 4:30pm on a weekday.

Life choices Lia, instead of studying to save lives you should've become a few square meters of flat asphalt

Folks love to make the "biblically accurate angel" joke, but the bible also talks about angels that just looked like regular people. (entertaining angles unaware and all that). But at least they have it mounted on their "biblically accurate christmas tree" lololol

Dang it, I hate to say it, but if I found that, there would be NO photos. Nothing to see here, folks!

Aliens know about us but actively avoid us cos of s**t like this

Mountain Dew is not banned in Japan... It's sold in a store less than 15 minutes from my house...

This really seems to be on you, Nick 🤣

So BP censors "a-bew-sieve" now? So ridiculous. They censor common, legit words, but they also post a never ending parade of articles about people being horrible to other people.

That is terrifying.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You can eat it when you’re done.

And now neither can I.

I'm laughing, but I feel a tiny bit guilty about it so at least part of me hasn't gone to the dark side.

Holy s**t. ew. ow. wow. uuuuu. Is that pain full

If youre depressed like me then the world is just suddenly looking more and more how you imagined it really is out there...equilibrium has been achieved or synergy, pick your poison.

Mucus plug. It's natural and should be taught in school. I was so scared the first time, I thought I had a miscarriage or smt

The look on my face you cant see

Anti homeless architecture should be illegal.

Corkscrew duck díck

Hey guys read the directions again, and then read the very small text under it. BP missed one.

I love this for no reason

So that’s what’s at the end. 🍑

BRB again..

I know it's gross, but this really cracked me up.

Me to

I don't think they would've made a mask where the actor couldn't look out of.

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I can't hate this, as I have no friggin idea what they're talking about.

Makes me wonder, if this isn't the first time he's doing this, who were the previous guests to allow it to in, this and other messed up questions I have to think about today due to Bored Panda articles

FNAF vibes

If anyone should know what that feels like, it's Jimmy Fallon (ring avulsion incident).

I don't understand this.

Remember kids, this isn't real. Real human chefs just have several thousand mites living on their face/head.

It doesn't though. (Source: I'm a veterinarian who has cut up a lot of cattle hearts for disease surveillance)

“ stupid sexy lightyear”

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If half of the people ask for "unreasonable compensation" the companies should ask themselves if maybe those compensations are instead reasonable and people are right. (On the other hand: bringing your parents or refusing to turn on your camera is indeed a no go).

mom, why is my roomba looking at me like that? Why is it licking it's lips? Why does it have lips!

(Shudders) No, thank'ee.

If the womb had a window, then everybody would finally be able to see that an embryo and even early foetus IS NOT a baby thus everybody would support an abortion.

I'll look at this picture whilest eating a burger and not feel an ounce of disgust or regret.

😟🤢

Give them a break. It was their first computer animated movie!

Why ???

What the… no nevermind, I don’t want to know

Wow, the title managed to surpass the censorship algorithm.

W t f

Yep

Alex, I'll take "Stories that didn't happen" for $600 please. /j

This is a felony in like most places I believe..... Posting it seems like a good way to get arrested

All I ever think about this design is airplanes already smell like farts but having that green shirt dude right at face height is gonna be a no for me

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Yeah, with Reddit, I'm not surprised someone broke his legs!!

If you look it up, this is fake done by Alan Wagner.

I hate it when they make the NPCs grumpy

Not an x ray. It looks like an "art work"

three large melons. /j

why is he dating an alien? Who did he pick up there when he went to space!?