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sandgroper1968 reply
I was shopping in a women’s clothing store a few years ago and noticed a guy a few feet away from me also browsing through the racks. At one point I noticed some weird motion from him in my peripheral vision and turned to see him methodically wiping his d**k on each piece of clothing.
I immediately contacted the manager and called 911 and now all purchased clothing gets washed immediately after I bring it home. No exceptions.

sandgroper1968 reply
I was shopping in a women’s clothing store a few years ago and noticed a guy a few feet away from me also browsing through the racks. At one point I noticed some weird motion from him in my peripheral vision and turned to see him methodically wiping his d**k on each piece of clothing.
I immediately contacted the manager and called 911 and now all purchased clothing gets washed immediately after I bring it home. No exceptions.
35 Normal Things That Are Actually Pretty Horrific If You Think About It

sandgroper1968 reply
I was shopping in a women’s clothing store a few years ago and noticed a guy a few feet away from me also browsing through the racks. At one point I noticed some weird motion from him in my peripheral vision and turned to see him methodically wiping his d**k on each piece of clothing.
I immediately contacted the manager and called 911 and now all purchased clothing gets washed immediately after I bring it home. No exceptions.

TraNSlays reply
I work a full 40 hours a week but if I spend my saturday playing video games, its all i do.

Ok_Inevitable_6095 reply
Coming into my room a lot and without warning, constantly dragging conversations on to make a point, my mom sometimes tells people personal things about me which is also annoying.

kolejack2293 reply
Every single time I would have my girlfriend over my dad would act like he was super proud that I was getting laid and start making all of these weird inappropriate comments about sex and getting girls.
It was just awkward and embarrassing. We aren't douchey frat bros talking about my latest conquest... that's my girlfriend and you're my father. I don't want to talk about sex with you, and I don't want you to make weird sexualized comments as if she was some piece of meat.

PastaPandaSimon reply
Housing as a commodity/investment rather than a basic need / shelter.
People need shelter to survive, and suitable shelter is a prerequisite to starting families or just not suffering without access to a basic human need in general.
Imagine if we started limiting access to drinking water and started hoarding to sell it for what the highest bidders are willing to take, even if it leaves behind a large chunk of our society. Imagine ensuring that a majority of people are unable to afford enough water if they were to have kids, just so investors can continue to make a bigger buck in the future. Imagine if we encouraged buying off any remaining available water, allowed corporations to hoard it, and encouraged people to hoard it as a means of storing their wealth, and as their retirement nest egg.









