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Allan • upvoted an item 1 month ago

If You’re Hungry For New Knowledge, These 50 Facts Might Satisfy Your Appetite

Domestic sheep need to be sheared, or else they end up carrying tens of pounds of excess wool thar interferes with their ability to walk, see, and excrete.

Allan • upvoted an item 5 months ago

50 Pics That Show Mother Nature Being Terrifying As Hell (New Pics)

Australia!!!

Allan • commented on a post 5 months ago

50 Pics That Show Mother Nature Being Terrifying As Hell (New Pics)

Australia!!!

Allan • commented on a post 6 months ago

Incredible Alternate-Angle Shots Of Historical Moments That Will Change How You See Them (33 Pics)

Looks like an origami

Allan • commented on a post 8 months ago

50 Of The Most Interesting Maps Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

As a Nigerian, I totally agree with this

Allan • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

Economy & Labor

If You’re Looking For A Remote Job That Doesn’t Have To Be Much Fun, These 27 Are Just For You

If You Think You Are Good At Identifying Faces, This Trivia Is Just For You

This was fun, interesting and funny

Economy & Labor

If You’re Looking For A Remote Job That Doesn’t Have To Be Much Fun, These 27 Are Just For You

If You Think You Are Good At Identifying Faces, This Trivia Is Just For You

This was fun, interesting and funny

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

Did OP fall asleep right after the start of the movie or how did they miss this?

‘Now You Know’: 50 Random Facts That Are Too Interesting To Scroll Past

Bcause we have laws to protect employees in European countries.

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Allan • commented on a post 1 year ago

If You Think You Are Good At Identifying Faces, This Trivia Is Just For You

This was fun, interesting and funny

Allan • started following a person 1 year ago

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Allan • commented on 28 posts 3 years ago

If You're Feeling Confused By The English Language, These 30 Tips By The "Pronunciation Mistake" Twitter Account May Clear Things Up

Thor..... Tor

Clever People Are Sharing Their Life Hacks To Living More Frugally, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

I need a black suit, in 6'2.5. just the coat would do too

If You're Feeling Confused By The English Language, These 30 Tips By The "Pronunciation Mistake" Twitter Account May Clear Things Up

Thor..... Tor

Clever People Are Sharing Their Life Hacks To Living More Frugally, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

I need a black suit, in 6'2.5. just the coat would do too

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Moment That Has Been Caught On Camera? (Closed)

That's pretty funny

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible

Couldn't find where you comment again but we'd all miss you 😔❤️❤️ bye foxxy the original. I've been a huge fan. Much love - Allan

40 People Confess The Darkest Thing They've Ever Done That They Never Regretted

I just remembered El from stranger things

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible

I've dated Candace but still Can't-Dance

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible

Introverts like me with little friends need this privilege

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible

Just to impress insta.... So common

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible

Once saw a wedding GoFundMe on FB

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible

* also, asking for permission to go on a date with 'Your' date

Two Friends Show How The Same Clothes Look On Their Different Bodies (30 New Pics)

Beauty shades in green

Two Friends Show How The Same Clothes Look On Their Different Bodies (30 New Pics)

Nubian skin

Two Friends Show How The Same Clothes Look On Their Different Bodies (30 New Pics)

If humans were sunflowers

Two Friends Show How The Same Clothes Look On Their Different Bodies (30 New Pics)

Black and yellow?! Perfect

Someone Is Documenting Ugly Houses They See Around Adelaide, And These 35 Do Not Disappoint

Keanu wouldn't want this

Someone Is Documenting Ugly Houses They See Around Adelaide, And These 35 Do Not Disappoint

I wonder what the rooms look like

Someone Is Documenting Ugly Houses They See Around Adelaide, And These 35 Do Not Disappoint

Looks okay to me

Someone Is Documenting Ugly Houses They See Around Adelaide, And These 35 Do Not Disappoint

Is it sturdy enough?

Someone Is Documenting Ugly Houses They See Around Adelaide, And These 35 Do Not Disappoint

The lawn makes me cringe

40 Real-Life Heroes Who Lived Long Enough To Turn Into Villains

* never search your symptoms on Google

40 Real-Life Heroes Who Lived Long Enough To Turn Into Villains

I haven't ruled him out completely

40 Real-Life Heroes Who Lived Long Enough To Turn Into Villains

Gave us sweet melodies but wasn't sweet after all

40 Real-Life Heroes Who Lived Long Enough To Turn Into Villains

Never Ge-nerous after all

"Am I The Jerk For Kicking My Husband Out Of The Delivery Room?"

I am Groot

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Allan • submitted a new post 3 years ago

The Queen Is Dead; What Would Be Your Last Word With Her?

Allan • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

The Queen Is Dead; What Would Be Your Last Word With Her?

Hey Pandas Share Your Disappointed But Not Surprised Moments

Allan • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of What It Looks Like Outside From Where You Are Sitting (Closed)

Allan • commented on a post 5 months ago

50 Pics That Show Mother Nature Being Terrifying As Hell (New Pics)

Australia!!!

Allan • commented on a post 6 months ago

Incredible Alternate-Angle Shots Of Historical Moments That Will Change How You See Them (33 Pics)

Looks like an origami

Allan • commented on a post 8 months ago

50 Of The Most Interesting Maps Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

As a Nigerian, I totally agree with this

Allan • commented on a post 1 year ago

If You Think You Are Good At Identifying Faces, This Trivia Is Just For You

This was fun, interesting and funny

Allan • commented on 16 posts 3 years ago

If You're Feeling Confused By The English Language, These 30 Tips By The "Pronunciation Mistake" Twitter Account May Clear Things Up

Thor..... Tor

Clever People Are Sharing Their Life Hacks To Living More Frugally, Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

I need a black suit, in 6'2.5. just the coat would do too

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Moment That Has Been Caught On Camera? (Closed)

That's pretty funny

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible

Couldn't find where you comment again but we'd all miss you 😔❤️❤️ bye foxxy the original. I've been a huge fan. Much love - Allan

40 People Confess The Darkest Thing They've Ever Done That They Never Regretted

I just remembered El from stranger things

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible

I've dated Candace but still Can't-Dance

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible

Introverts like me with little friends need this privilege

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible

Just to impress insta.... So common

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible

Once saw a wedding GoFundMe on FB

35 Of The Dumbest Wedding Traditions People Hope Will Disappear As Soon As Possible

* also, asking for permission to go on a date with 'Your' date

30 Of The Creepiest Things People Have Ever Discovered In Homes

Poor tarantula

30 Of The Creepiest Things People Have Ever Discovered In Homes

Feces then I saw fetus. Both creepy

30 Of The Creepiest Things People Have Ever Discovered In Homes

I think I've heard of reincarnation

30 Of The Creepiest Things People Have Ever Discovered In Homes

Never follow narrow hallways

Two Friends Show How The Same Clothes Look On Their Different Bodies (30 New Pics)

Beauty shades in green

Two Friends Show How The Same Clothes Look On Their Different Bodies (30 New Pics)

Nubian skin

Allan • upvoted an item 1 month ago

If You’re Hungry For New Knowledge, These 50 Facts Might Satisfy Your Appetite

Domestic sheep need to be sheared, or else they end up carrying tens of pounds of excess wool thar interferes with their ability to walk, see, and excrete.

Allan • upvoted an item 5 months ago

50 Pics That Show Mother Nature Being Terrifying As Hell (New Pics)

Australia!!!

Allan • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

Economy & Labor

If You’re Looking For A Remote Job That Doesn’t Have To Be Much Fun, These 27 Are Just For You

If You Think You Are Good At Identifying Faces, This Trivia Is Just For You

This was fun, interesting and funny

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

Did OP fall asleep right after the start of the movie or how did they miss this?

‘Now You Know’: 50 Random Facts That Are Too Interesting To Scroll Past

Bcause we have laws to protect employees in European countries.

Allan • upvoted an item 3 years ago

Driving Around During Hurricane Season

Drove on an interstate during a hurricane and watched all the cars around me get submerged

Allan • upvoted 13 items 4 years ago

Curiosities, Travel

30 Funny Things Non-Australians Found Out About Australia And Can’t Stop Laughing At

30 Birds When They’re Babies Versus All Grown Up

They nest in our backyard too, 10 - 20 feet away. So amazing. I'm not sure when we see them exactly... it feels like we hear them often, however lately I haven't heard anything. I'll have to keep track more closely.

30 Birds When They’re Babies Versus All Grown Up

I am in the US Midwest. Bald eagles nest 11 miles from my home. They're here from September to late January, when they migrate north. I'm guessing you see them February through August in BC.

Curiosities, Funny

“She Called The Police And They Laughed”: Couple Hang Laundry Line To Block Neighbor’s View Of Their Home After She Installs 5 Cameras

Comics

35 Comics With Weird And Unexpected Endings That I Created To Make People Laugh (New Pics)

Art & Design, Visual Art

Banksy Comes Back With 9 New Wall Arts In England And People Are Loving Them

Dogs

Pup Was Using A Shoe As A Shelter Until This Man Saved Him And Gave Him A Home

Curiosities

People Are Sharing Their Weird Family Things That They Only Realized Were Not Normal Later In Life (35 Answers)

Funny, Parenting

Parents Are Sharing Photos Of Themselves Before And After Having Kids, And The Difference Is Hilariously Sad (30 New Pics)

I’m Gettin Ripped Tonight. RIP That Trash Can

30 People Post Their Dumbest Ideas That Might Just Might Make The World A Better Place

Best silly idea I heard that seemed valid was by Chris Rock. He suggested bullets should cost some ridiculous amount of money each. That way if someone shot a person you know it wasn't by accident.

30 Cringey Posts That Show What Happens When People Celebrate Just A Little Too Early

At least they came to that realization...

50 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up What It’s Like Having A Sibling

My dad's rule was "the one who is pouring or cutting doesnt get to pick the one they want" My brother was like an architect of cutting pizza.

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