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Having your opinions is always a sign of a mature, independent and confident person. But what if that confidence is so strong it gets in the way of self-reflection and self-criticism? Apparently, having bucketloads of confidence is a two-edged sword, especially if you lack a substantial argument to back it up.
Thanks to a Reddit community called “Confidently Incorrect,” we now know what happens when all that empty bravado turns against you. First, you land on the pages of this subreddit “For those times when people are way too smug about their wrong answers.” And second, you are likely to be sizzled and turned into roast.
So scroll down for some of the funniest examples of overconfident people proven wrong, and be sure to check out part 1 of the article after you’re done!
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#1
Yea, No They Haven’t
River Webb 4 years ago
wtf? sex education will help kids understand sex, and therefore be more safe. stop making up statistics you jerk
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Yeah, if kids know more about it, they are able to make better and more informed decisions, resulting in less unwanted pregnancies, abortions, STIs, etc.
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Flopsy 4 years ago
Oh I love Mama Doctor Jones, she has a very interesting YouTube channel as well!
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
I agree! I feel kinda weird following a doctor on social media, but all the videos I've seen of hers are firmly based in science and have good advice.
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Susie Elle 4 years ago
Love how only girls are supposedly affected by sex ed, according to Alley.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Sex education helps them abort less because they know better how to not get pregnant.
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#2
There's No "I" In Happiness
Al Cook 4 years ago
This is so accurate. If you don't take care of your own needs, you can't be there for anybody else's.
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#3
Correcting An "Author"
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
Mr. King, I feel your pain. Do you think anyone has explained it to him yet?
Colin Matthews 4 years ago
God I hope not. I could laugh all day at this prat.
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Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
It's not the best version either. "A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood centre. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o".
BoopBoop 4 years ago
Actually, I'm pretty sure the responder is in fact joking.
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The ‘Confidently Incorrect’ subreddit is really a gentle (and often much-needed!) reminder to always double-check our facts even when we are totally sure about them. With the internet being a perfectly safe place to voice out whatever is on your mind, many people abuse that by spreading false assumptions, gossip, fake news and facts.
No wonder the community, which is only a year old, has been sharing a lot of content “for those times when people are way too smug about their wrong answer.” With 633k members, ‘Confidently Incorrect’ is growing day by day, and you can see how very relatable people find it.
#4
Just Wow
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Kinda like some guys flipping out that a woman got her four-star admiral rank. "First woman!" No. She's the fourth or fifth woman to earn four stars in the US military. Oy.
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Yeah, because Frankenstein and Hercule Poirot are totally princess-glitter-cupcake-pink-ish.
DelvianBlue 4 years ago
I would watch to see how Loki would look decked out in glitter and bows!
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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
Jeez, we had this ridiculous and regressive way of thinking in the f.ucking '70s. If women were allowed to join the Jockey Club it would fill up with knitting, etc. It is so depressing when the same old s.hit is being trotted out by a people younger than me.
xolitaire 4 years ago
This dude clearly has never read the story about Thor wearing a dress to get his stolen hammer back. A little bit of pink is NOTHING.
#5
Økay
Hans 4 years ago
Just like Øystein is a perfectly normal Norwegian name. And no, replacing æ (or æ) å, ø (or ö), and ü with a, o und u make completely different words.
Al Cook 4 years ago
I learned this when my uncle taught me a bit of basic Swedish. The sounds the extra vowels make are completely unique.
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Chess is racist... The police is racist... French food is racist... Math is racist... We get it, you see racism everywhere, now shut up and go back to the asylum.
AnnaBanana 4 years ago
French food is racist? How??? I love me some French food and, if that makes me a racist, then I'm a racist!!
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Earl Grey 4 years ago (edited)
Indeed it is, and there are a few technical typefaces that render the zero that way, in order to keep it from being confused with an uppercase “O” in technical documentation.
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Helmut Kok 4 years ago (edited)
I live in København grew up in Hjørring, and just to rub it in. Norwegians you use the Danish alphabet
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
It was also used in computers to differentiate between the uppercase letter O and the number 0
AnnaBanana 4 years ago
I use that in handwriting too, particularly if I'm writing down passcodes etc. that have both numbers and letters.
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classbag 4 years ago (edited)
No, but hate groups in the US often appropriate Viking and Scandinavian lore and symbols to promote white supremacy. I've never personally seen ø used in a racist context, but it's not about the symbol itself. It's about white supremacists misusing it. But that was a very bad assumption to make in this situation, as the symbol is obviously most often used outside of an American/hate group context. Even if it were being used by white supremacists (again, idk, never seen it used that way myself), it's ridiculous to think anyone who uses it is racist.
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Rannveig Ess 4 years ago
Someone calling themselves "Beaver Cheese" is labeling someone with an "Ø" in his name? Oookkkk
John C 4 years ago
Ok, now I'm completely confused. I draw a line through my 0s when I want to distinguish them as numbers and not letters, for passwords and such.
Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago
well, that settles it. you're a white supremist (sarcasm)
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How Dumb Can You Get
Sky Render 4 years ago
Favorite pastime of the self-absorbed, that. Unfortunately for them, denying reality doesn't change reality, it just makes them feel better about being wrong.
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Owiella Freddie 3 years ago
Actually, the D, as part of the ID part, is part of IDENTIFICATION
Load More Replies... Andy Acceber 4 years ago
The World Health Organization does NOT name diseases after locations. Here's their statement from 2015 on why naming a disease for a place is a bad idea, if anyone is interested: https://www.who.int/news/item/08-05-2015-who-issues-best-practices-for-naming-new-human-infectious-diseases
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
What were the other 18, I asked someone like this last year. And then they stood there, mouth agape, no mask (of course) in a hospital, before security took them outside.
Andrea Stone 3 years ago
Interestingly, there are to date 7 types of coronavirus. Multiple strains of each exist, but 4 are harmless and do indeed cause the common cold or other respiratory ailments, while 3 others, SARS-CoV 1, MERS (Middle East Respiratory Syndrome) and SARS-CoV-2 can cause fatal illness
Load More Replies... DennyS (denzoren) 4 years ago
Carefully Orchestrated Viral Infection Dispersal...see...we can all make up words but that doesn't make it true.
Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago (edited)
Trump follower! The big T said not many people knew it was because it was the 19th version, or something to that effect.
Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago
Okay, this is kinda amusing. Unfortunately there are other slack jawed idiots who will believe it which also makes it kinda dangerous.
Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago (edited)
LMAO..."slack jawed idiots". I haven't heard that phrase in a while. I feel refreshed.
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Susan Widomski 4 years ago
It is hard to decide if the original author of that post is a Vaccine denier or a Trump follower or a news person for theoretical news they just made up.
tw 72 4 years ago
And he believes it because it was posted on FB by his neighbor's sister's dentist's friend's dad's brother who flunked out of school in 6th grade
Karen Grace 4 years ago
He might have gotten it from Ted Nugent. He was speaking out about the masks and shut downs saying there was no need for all that, after all Noone did it for covid's 1 through 18.
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#7
Basic Math
#8
Yeah, Who Is This Stephen King Guy Anyway?
Hermione 4 years ago (edited)
Knew someone who was in a bookstore in Bangor looking at the Stephen King books, talking to some stranger about how the guy can’t write. The stranger left. Purchased a book and was given an extra book by the cashier. A signed copy of a Stephen King book. Same person they’d been complaining to- Stephen King. Classy.
Beezel Palomar 4 years ago
Go read some Richard Bachman mr. King. Maybe you'll learn something.
Seabeast 4 years ago
I wonder when this was written. The survival rate isn't nearly as high as the deniers think it is, and many of the people who "survive" have permanent damage to their lungs and other organs.
Earl Grey 4 years ago
And permanent damage to their bank accounts from health care costs and lost wages, too.
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Tres D 4 years ago
The stand is about a virus that kills 99%, covid has a 99% survival rate. It was a really good series to watch!
Monday 4 years ago
The book is even better than the series if you've got the time and motivation. A lot was cut out to make the series shorter and a few details were changed to help the flow.
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Chiuki 4 years ago
i'm stuck on 'Sporty Ball Fan' and wondering what exactly that means. Not judging.
RandomHumanBean 4 years ago
i dont think mydude looked at either who wrote the book or who wrote the tweet. either would have worked, both would have been best.
#9
Happy 8 Month Old Birthday!
Chris Wade 4 years ago
Hey guys, I'm 327 months (and 12 days) old today! Happy birthday to me!!
Tobin Kern 4 years ago
People do half and quarter birthdays in Europe. Its not super common, but to say that they aren't bright because they are doing something that is slightly more popular in Germany (ie their lineage) is what's not bright. I myself am German and while its not common... I know people who do this.
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Chiuki 4 years ago
Every day can be your birthday if you like fractions or measure in days rather than years and want justification for a cake.
Wendy Kubas 4 years ago
Just an FYI, newborns/babies change so fast the 1st year, it's actually a "thing", to photograph & mark the occasion, every month. That's why you can find all sorts of "Calendar blankets", in many different themes, for parents to do these photos at home. Many photographers & studios also offer packages, as well.
Lainie 4 years ago
Nor do they know the correct meaning of what they write or say.
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After ShadowAlchemy launched the sub, he never could have expected it would go viral. "I wake up with probably 1,000 or so notifications, apparently the sub had blown up overnight! Tons of people were talking about the ridiculously fast growth of the sub, I think we got around 30k members on our first day. It was super popular its first week, and its growth died down a bit after that. We've been on a steady increase ever since. We just hit 400k members, actually!" the founder recounted.
#10
Explain This
Radek Suski 4 years ago
But even if these were 10 Native-American billionaires it still doesn't contradict the poverty among them.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Precisely. The fact Jeff Bezos is a billionaire doesn't negate poverty.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
They even mistake the European Country Georgia for the state Georgia. Us education isn't the greatest in the world, but neither is the country.
MikeWheelerFan 4 years ago
That’s exactly why I’m homeschooled. I’m ahead and my idiot principal wouldn’t let me skip grades because “oNe SiZe FiTs AlL”
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David Leick 4 years ago
That guy's mom didn't just drop him as an infant. She straight up pile drived him.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Hell, I'd be here all week if I had to site examples of stupid things said in my proximity.
#11
And He Mixed Up Black Bear vs. Brown Bear Behavior
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
"It won't attack, it will charge"... Yeah, and you are not an idiot, you are stupid.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
you see bears don't have the charge ability but they have a level 4 bite and a level 5 strike so you better watch out
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Scarlett 4 years ago
Rule of the wild: Never mess with animal cubs, because the mama isn’t so cute
MikeWheelerFan 4 years ago
Maybe that guy who got wayyy too close to panther cubs and then got chased by the mama should know that…
Load More Replies... Susie Elle 4 years ago
I absolutely hate how people attribute human emotions to wild animals. How can a wild bear from vision and smell alone conclude that a group of people is not a threat? A bear is a bear and will do what a bear has to do in the given situation. It doesn't "understand" you, it makes a decision based on what it can gain and what it has to lose. If a wildlife biologist says a bear with cubs can be aggressive, then by all means step right up to that bear and see whether it "understands" your intentions or not.
CJ Kelly 4 years ago
They understand posture, facial expression, scent, and vocalization- just like most mammals do. Maybe you should step up to a few bears with varying impressions. Comment with the results.
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albernistuff 4sale 4 years ago
I have lived in bear country most of my life, and have had far too many "close" encounters. I HAVE BEEN LUCKY. Bears are intelligent enough and able to learn, so every encounter is Russian roulette. Also Imogene is 100% right; your effin selfie is likely to lead to a dead or mauled you, and a dead mama and cubs. Saw waaay to many stupid tourists trying to get that perfect picture. Shoot the tourist, not the bear.
Judith Agogliati 4 years ago
I agree. People endanger bears all the time. Trying to get a selfie with a bear is selfish and stupid and could cost the bear his life. You stupid humans are in the bear’s territory! Respect that you are INVADING THE BEAR’S HOME! You have already stolen all the other land they originally had! Shoot the tourists is a good plan!
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Bob Belcher 4 years ago
Let's not call it mansplanning, let's call it an idiot. Woman explain things to me that I know as well but I just smile and say ok.
#12
What Kind Of A Monster Writes Their Memoir In The First Person?
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
The idea of a autobiography in the third person is quite a laugh though! Eg: "Obama though to himself, I need to follow up straight away with person X. Obama just had a feeling things weren't adding up.." It reads like a weird novel 😆
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Mazer 4 years ago
Dinesh D’Souza, from day one he has been gunning for Obama, even convinced a bunch of Republicans to fund his film (the budget must have been under $10k because lots of it was filmed from his iPhone). The guy is so jealous of Obama, he actually whines in his movie about how unfair it is that Obama won the Presidency. He is a special kind of whoa
Dwight k schrute. 4 years ago
Yeah, "Obama woke up next to Obama's beautiful wife" would sound better.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I'll write my autobiography when I'm dead. I don't like stories with an open end.
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
I'll hop by to bring you temporarily back to life, then. Where do you live?
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Deutschland Mädchen 4 years ago
Deutschland Mädchen shook her head sadly. It seemed that some people would not be bothered to do five seconds of research to avoid making fools of themselves.
Id row 4 years ago
I'd like to see this person's diary. "Dear diary, today me went to the store and me picked up some stuff me really needed. Me didn't have enough money, so me had to put some stuff back. Me left pretty upset."
xolitaire 4 years ago (edited)
The man is absolutely correct. Everyone can use "I". Should I ever write my memoirs, I shall refer to myself in the capital, royal "We".
Having said that, the founder agreed that confidence is one of the most important traits we could have and that without it “we're nothing. Confidence is what gets us out of bed, what gets us out the door to face life. People definitely listen to those who show confidence."
"Just look at politics. Politicians are probably some of the most confident people on the planet, and a pretty large amount of people just listen to what they say. Our sub is probably 75-80% politics. It's people parroting what they've heard their favorite politicians say, and they parrot it because they believe those politicians. They believe in confidence." According to the founder of ‘Confidently Incorrect,’ no one’s going to listen to a shy person with all the facts.
#13
To Argue The Point
TmKhr 4 years ago
Soon they will find out that Snape was actually a good guy in Harry Potter books.
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
'Glad to see which journalists never did the assigned reading in high school. I wonder if their alma maters can revoke their diplomas.
olx 4 years ago
I just like to mention how the sun has an official reading age of I think 8 years old.
Vibe Check 4 years ago
I love that there’s a whole argument about Snape in this comment section
Leslie Tollefson 4 years ago
Wait ‘till they find out Harry was kind of an asshole.
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Thomas E S Thomas 4 years ago
The monster IS a victim. They took a brain from a lab and United it with a stranger's body. Imagine waking up to that.
AnnaBanana 4 years ago
Did you see Penny Dreadful? The telling of Frankenstein's monster was brilliant and exactly as you said. Played by Rory Kinnear.
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Agnes Jekyll 4 years ago
The real monster is Dr Frankenstein who abandons his creation and decides to go on the great walking tour of Europe after the monster threatens to kill his friends and family--then he's angry when the Monster makes good on the promise!
Valisbourne Spiritforge 4 years ago
Wow, this is the sort of guy who claims Kong was the bad guy in his movies.
#14
Imagine Being This Confident
TmKhr 4 years ago
Oh boy, you should see some rodents for instance. Or male lion who stumbles accross other male's offspring.
Robert T 4 years ago
If you are of a nervous disposition, I'd advise you not to watch a documentary about wild chimpanzees then.
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Denise Melek 4 years ago
I wanted to comment - who tells this person about what cute, little hamsters do...
Load More Replies... Skara Brae 4 years ago
Female spiders eat the males after mating. Tadpoles eat their brood mates. Female tropical fish will eat their own babies. Mice will eat each other when overcrowded. Even chimps eat enemy chimps after a battle. Many more.
Memere 4 years ago
And the female praying mantis eats the male after mating!
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Monday 4 years ago
I think the list would be shorter if we focused only on species that didn't kill their own...
Carol Emory 4 years ago
Wow..considering that one in five meerkats babies are killed by their own kind. And lions...if a new male takes over the pride, he kills all the cubs of the previous male to put the females in estrous. I think you need some Biology/Zoology courses there.
Chris Wade 4 years ago
Lol he could not be further from the truth, probably quite literally in this case, how can you be so ignorant?
Karen Grace 4 years ago
Be a right wing fundamentalist that only believes what he/she hears in church?
Load More Replies... Mazer 4 years ago
Cannibalism is a very common ecological interaction in the animal kingdom and has been recorded in more than 1,500 species. From mammals to insects, spiders etc. I’m beginning to think these people have the idea that they just innately know things so they don’t need to engage in education
#15
Who Controls The Control Group?
But if it turns out that you are confidently incorrect, ShadowAlchemy suggests openly admitting that you're wrong (both to others and to yourself). "If someone corrects you and they're right, you've just gotta accept it right then and there. Insisting that you're correct is what makes you look like a dumbass, and what makes you remember it for years and years,” he explained.
The founder concluded that “nobody wants to be confidently incorrect, but if you are, you've gotta admit it. You've gotta admit that you're wrong."
#16
Hercules Doesn't Know What The Word Boycott Means
olx 4 years ago
we don't boycott it because it's Christian... we boycott it because the CEO is homophobic and problematic.
VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago
Exactly. It really sucks because the food is at least better than some, but the company is horrible
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BRAD MATSON 4 years ago
Does it bother u? Or does she have no other choice? When my daughter was 14yo (in 2015) she was SA'd by 2 men (28&35yo's) at her first casual/weekend job & my Mum (& others) still shop there despite the company NOT firing or even suspending those men. 6years on & the older she gets the less she understands why anyone who knows supports that company. Especially friends & family that pay lip service to #MeToo etc & KNOW how much it damaged her.
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#17
Who’s Gonna Tell Her?
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Dunning Krueger effect : being too stupid to understand how stupid you are.
Manndy Fisher 4 years ago
I have never heard of that before so i googled.. Holy sh*t they basically predicted trump supporters!!
Load More Replies... cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
She got head lice once. Her IQ went up by 100 giving her the grand total IQ of 54
Panda-riffic 4 years ago
I'm from Arizona and not one single person refers to themselves as "Arizonian". Good grief!
Mazer 4 years ago
HEY!!! Leave us dycalculia sufferers out of the equation please (very pleased with my twist of words) * https://ncld.org/resources-type/dyscalculia-in-adults/
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#18
Hmmmm
Lucifer 4 years ago
And Shapiro is the top tier "intelluctual" in their movement. Imagine how mind numbingly stupid the rest are.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Ben Shapiro can only win debates when his opponents are teenagers. He's just a fast talking fool who makes up facts on the spot. He's also a creep with some strange ideas about the female anatomy. https://observer.com/2020/08/wap-video-cardi-b-megan-thee-stallion-ben-shapiro-ceelo-green/
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Does he still believe the steam locomotive thing?
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Chiuki 4 years ago (edited)
Shapiro is a tool who doesn't know when he's wrong. Classic Dunning-Kruger effect.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
It's not just Mount Stupid, he's on Ignoramus Mons, the tallest peak of dumbassery in the entire solar system.
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Stannous Flouride 4 years ago
Like evangelicals and the Bible, they have a very cherry-picked idea of what it contains.
Randolph Croft 4 years ago
Ben Shapiro proves on the daily that having a thesaurus app on your phone doesn't mean you actually have a grasp of the language.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
You have to at least know what "Defenestrate" means. Because it's a funny word.
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Please Remove The Protective Coating Before Use
Vicky Z 4 years ago
And these people should be locked up somewhere for their own safety
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J. Normal 4 years ago
True story. Director of finance in a fortune 500 company asked me to order her a calculator. After it arrived she was furious that it was broken and she could not clear the screen, I removed the printed screen protector. Everytime she tried to rub her "education" and intelligence in our faces I would ask about her calculator ( I was the lowly receptionist).
Mark Cleary 4 years ago
Please tell us how you were able to ask that with a straight face? Inquiring minds want to know 😊. Thank-you for sharing, that's hilarious 😄
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Florencia Renedo 4 years ago
Vendors should have the right to delete negative comments from idiots...
Radek Suski 4 years ago
Years ago I bought a TV that had a lot of bad reviews because, as they claimed, the TV would go off without a reason. Quick look into manual and they could realise it was a standby mode if the TV "think" you are not watching.
Anna Banana 4 years ago
But how is that different from going off without a reason? Considering how many settings TVs have these days, I think it's dumb for the manufacturer to set this mode as a default in the first place.
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Tweetysvoice 4 years ago
There was that exact same argument going on about a small digital kitchen scale I was buying on Amazon. Everyone is complaining that they got one that was blue and not stainless steel as the picture showed. Idiots didn't remove the protective film. There was even a sticker up in the top corner telling people to remove the seal.. as well as a plethora of comments telling people to remove it. ridiculous!
#20
I-
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Easy, spend more money on the army than on education.
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Walking On Sunshine 4 years ago
Mike Pence still running with the people that want to hang him, he's not too smart.
Chiuki 4 years ago (edited)
Then exactly what *does* make someone a congresswoman? Getting elected to the Senate only? O.o Someone was asleep in class.
Caro Caro 4 years ago
Some of them are idiots, not all of them. I mean, You are lovely and certainly not stupid so there's hope Lovin'.
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Mazer 4 years ago
Ahhhh, Mike Pence - such a special kind of guy. He was targeted by the January mob, and as a result, he was ready to see them held by accountable, right up until he decided he wants to run for the presidency and wants the Trump supporters backing him. The old saying keep your friends close but your enemies closer, any closer and he is bound to become a statistic.
James Souder 4 years ago
fools like this need to not have their names covered over ,and hopefully this will become a teachable moment for them
#21
Kamala Was Second
TmKhr 4 years ago
That would definitely be an interesting system if the presidents SO was automatically vice president.
Lovin' Life 4 years ago
Bless it! And look how many likes she got! That's kinda scary in itself. Is there that many people agreeing with her?
#22
Nope Its European
Martha Meyer 4 years ago
Ah Europe, that country... somewhere. They speak French there, don't they...?
RandomX123 4 years ago
Reminds me of a post where people were referring to Africa as a country (Not South Africa, literally the entire African continent)
Earl Grey 4 years ago
American geographic illiteracy is pretty grim, if not dangerous, and it’s not just about the Africa-is-a-country trope. https://www.earth.com/news/american-geographic-illiteracy-security-threat/
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Walking On Sunshine 4 years ago
We all know this idiot is from America and it's very embarrassing.
Steph 4 years ago
There are idiots everywhere in the world. And then there are just uneducated people. It's those to blame, who have free access to education and refuse to learn. When I got my high school diploma in the US, all I had to pass was "American History", as if world's history started with the "conquest of paradise". In Europe, you are taught world history, starting with the Big Bang. I am sorry for all those who'd have the brains and ambition but no access to schools either because of lack of money or because there simply aren't any, like in 3rd world countries...
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Ozymandias73 4 years ago
It's all Greek to me I guess. Norway is BMW a German make. Anyone Hungary for some Swedish meatballs?
#23
This Is The Greatest Thing I’ve Ever Seen
Sky Render 4 years ago
Why? Stupidity of that caliber isn't even close to the worst in recorded human history. That's just extreme inattentiveness mixed with inflated ego, we see that every day.
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Every time I read a comment like this, in my mind I picture this guy... 2021-10-27...121afe.jpg 
DrBronxx 4 years ago
But didn't that guy at least know his stuff? It's been maybe 15 years since I've watched the show, though, so I could be completely wrong.
Load More Replies... Samantha Hurrell 4 years ago
That has to be fake, imagine telling Metallica, that their 2016 album release doesn't exist.
Al Cook 4 years ago
Ouch, this one is bad. I used to be a metal head. Some of them were definitely like that so I can believe this is true.
Karen Grace 4 years ago
Too much head banging. They rattled their brains.
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#24
Incorrect On Multiple Levels
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Not understanding the spectrum now includes Asperger’s, a distinction most don’t realize.
Bryn 4 years ago
This is why autism needs to be taught about. There are so many false beliefs about it
Candia Lee 4 years ago
That's true about so much, like racism, slavery, global extinctions, and how American football teaches violence.
Load More Replies... ZAPanda 4 years ago
Well, one of the symptoms is fixated specific interests and lack of understanding of social circumstances / context / appropriateness, so dad here scores two checkmarks in the might be autistic list of checkmarks. So I'm not sure what the problem is with this one? Anyone care to explain?
deathrose 4 years ago
The dad displays possible symptoms of autism while denying that his daughter has autism because he doesn't he has autism.
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Tom Spade 4 years ago
Just possibly learned something about myself. And my artifact collection....
pusheen buttercup 4 years ago
Ah, denial due to misplaced guilt. People have issues coming to terms with various truths, but we must try not to ignore how we affect those around us.
#25
I Reckon His Face Is Stuck On Smug-Mode
River Webb 4 years ago
I can't see your brain therefore its not real- actually scrap that this one is probably true
Zedrapazia 4 years ago
I guess he doesn't believe in air either and will just die one day because he couldn't see the oxygen and therefore assumed he wouldn't need it anyway.
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Stannous Flouride 4 years ago
In other news: Every person who has shaken hands with Pete Hegseth has thrown up in their mouths a little.
Eva the Egg 4 years ago (edited)
"I can't see them, therefore they're not real" HAHAHA HE SOUNDS LIKE A TODDLER
Vicky Z 4 years ago
To be fair toddlers believe in things they can't see so not very accurate
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Al Cook 4 years ago
You know many ordinary and reasonable people voted for Trump right? Not just disgusting halfwits like this peanut.
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
If he uncovers his hands, the Puffstool from Pikmin jumps out and gasses the person next to him. This is how they make people into Republicans.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
It's a known fact that everyone who works for Fox got an IQ-test when they applied. If they scored more than 79, they were rejected.
#26
The Smug Avatar Really Makes It Look Even More Confidently Incorrect
Walking On Sunshine 4 years ago
They just banned this idiot from YouTube for, *surprise*, lying. Thank God.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Time to celebrate! *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztnt88-SAhA*
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Don't tell him that men can also get breast cancer. It would destroy him.
TK 421 4 years ago
We have “pink” baking competitions at work for that. Everyone brings in anything they care to make and give away, just as long as it is pink. So, yeah, lots of pink frosted goodies end up circulating through the campus. It’s fun and my department gets very competitive with the other cardiology departments.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Why learn the meaning when you can shout your smug ignorance to the world?
JD Lee 4 years ago
When even cancer is sexualized, you know a society has gone off the patriarchal rails… I would just say he needs to educate himself on what the whole bra thing was about, but it was second nature for him to immediately jump to it being about women wanting to be treated like an equal, & him trying to put her in her place, which is the bedroom, apparently. The clueless here is Inception levels of deep.
#27
They're Not Too Smart
Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 4 years ago
These people jist don't understand English. Singular they has been us3d for centuries
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
It's in the King James Bible and the US Constitution.
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Goth mouse (they/them) 4 years ago
I dont understand why people are so offended by a word 😩 ‘they/them/theirs’ is used all the time for just refering to a person in general, eg. ‘Someone left their backpack behind, hopefully they will come back for it’
Tassenküchlein168 4 years ago (edited)
Took me a while to get this they/them thing, since English in school is some decades ago (I even cannot remember this having been a subject in school ever). In German you would say or write "he or she", most people or scripts only refer to the maskulinum. For example: "If somebody eats this, he will be sick."
SykesDaMan 4 years ago
As a non-native speaker, it took me a while to get a hold of this notion too. The first time I heard " If You Love Somebody Set Them Free" by Sting I asked everybody around me if it was the correct way to convey this thought! :)
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Marco Conti 4 years ago
What cracks me up about these people is that they also think "Thou" is an onorific because on the King James bible is used all over the place to talk to god. It's actually a familiar second person. Like "Tu" in Italian and Spanish. "You" is the singular and plural second person, but as singular was an honorific, like it is in Spanish (vos) and Italian (Voi). If you have to have an Italian explain english to you, you need to read more.
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Why do people have such a problem with they/them? Those pronouns are easy to understand! And I HATE people who disrespect neopronouns. Pronouns are relative to the user, and they're not dictated by some bigot
#28
We Don't Have Time To Unpack All Of That
Caro Caro 4 years ago (edited)
Home schooling perhaps? Edit: by religious nuts or idiots. Not all homeschooling is bad. Sorry if I offended.
Peter Korsten 4 years ago
It's a well-established fact that T-Rex lived around 2500 years ago, and that its diet consisted mainly of fruit, tubers, and the occasional helping of nuts.
Samantha Hurrell 4 years ago (edited)
So humans eating animals only started in 970 BC (approx). So Cavemen just fantasied about hunting mammoths.
Let’s Be Kind 4 years ago
Again, why is the assumption that person is referencing “religion” in his comment?
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Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
The vegan teacher is more vegan than teacher 200% vegan, -100% teacher
#29
Electricity Is A Mystery
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I swear not all of us are like this. I think this is just as idiotic as you do, and I've been a Christian my whole life.
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Little king trash mouth 4 years ago
I was surprised they mentioned scientists.
Load More Replies... The Scout 4 years ago
Another good point on why religion should not dominate the education system. Although in this case there is not even a religious point to it, except if you consider asking questions in general as heretic. It can only be explained by a complete rejection of science in general - "If we tell them about electrons and physics, soon they will want to read about evolution..."
Zedrapazia 4 years ago
I'm sure the author of this little text here is a friend of the Fox man who believes germs aren't real
Willem Hunse 4 years ago
I'm 13 and in a Christian school and our science textbooks acctuly explain thing unlike this garbage
Jordan Miller 11 months ago
These are from homeschool books produced for evangelical groups like the Institute in Basic Life Principles, and uses it as a way to control the congegation.
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Al Cook 4 years ago
I know right? How can any education system oversee and allow the use of something so clearly false and based on made up nonsense, as fact, in a TEXTBOOK!?!?!?
Load More Replies... RandomX123 4 years ago
For the other type of people who have brains and IQ levels not doing a "Journey to the West" on the Number line: Electricity is a form of energy produced by the flow of electrons (Current Electricity). The direction of flow of the current is opposite to that of the electrons. The charge carried by them is the source of electricity. It is NOT some magical superpower or an episode of "Unsolved Mysteries". It is a scientific phenomenon that scientists, REAL scientists, can explain easily. Stop feeding lies to kids. Especially through their school text books, unless you want to flaunt the failure and joke your education system is.
#30
Riddle Me This Bill Gates
Chiuki 4 years ago
The y2k bug was a very real probem and I worked a LOT on cobol systems to get them ready.
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
I think a lot of people don't realize the incredible amount of frantic work that went on behind the scenes.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I still remember the concerns about the "Millennium Bug" and the idiots who couldn't understand the problem. I know of at least one local firm that went bust because they didn't believe it was a problem.
Al Cook 4 years ago
It didn't end up having the world paralysing effect that people worried it would though. I was at the millennium party my parents were hosting and though I thought it would all be fine, I still remember hoping the lights would stay on at midnight!
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Dre Mosley 4 years ago
Y2K bug was real, but we were not caught off guard by it like so many seemed to think. I work in IT. We saw it coming and were ready for it. Fearmongers had people thinking otherwise, and sadly, some profited off that fear.
xolitaire 4 years ago
Y2K was underwhelming tbh. Some people were hording beer and other stuff in their bathtubs, but most computers just kept working.
Chiuki 4 years ago
Yes, but that wasn't an accident. It was underwhelming because of all the work we all did.
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Mischa Puschelchen 4 years ago
The y2K problem killed my vcr. People always think I am kidding, but it really did. The time kept flashing madly, I tried to reprogram it to a few years, and the machine shut itself off. After the third attempt, it stayed off, permanently. I was frustrated (vcrs were expensive) and amused at the same time. And it still is a great anecdote to tell people, if the topic comes up.
Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
Um, no - it was a very real problem. I gave up most of my Christmas vacation to transfer our accounting system from DOS based to a Windows program, ensuring the GL balanced to the penny and that the new program would be fully functional.. Come January 1st all of our invoices and picking tickets would have been dated 1900 and the entire system would have been in chaos.
#31
He... He Knows Greek Letters Right?
MauKini 4 years ago
Great, after reading your comment my boss now knows im not working.
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
when you hit your balls while explaining advanced mathematics
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If you ask me, the treatment centres for the Lambda Variant are a bit sketchy... medical-la...029983.jpg 
Alexandru Bucur 4 years ago
I was looking for the Half Life comment, was not disappointed...
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Speaking from long, sad experience: Do not attempt to explain anything science-related on the internet. It stopped working around, oh, 1998....
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
WTF? First these so-called "scientists" name the virus after a beer, then an airline, and now farm animals? Dudes, how can we take scientists seriously?
#32
0/3 On Apple Facts
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Not even apples. They stole that idea too, from Isaac Newton, who famously invented the first apple to react to gravity and began the push of gravity on us all. Great man, if not for his apple invention we woild all have fallen off the planet ^-^
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Valerie G. 4 years ago
Hedy Lamarr was an Austrian-American actress and inventor who pioneered the technology that would one day form the basis for today's WiFi, GPS, and Bluetooth communication systems.
René Studer 4 years ago (edited)
How can you BE one trillion dollars. And why is there more than one person who is being one trillion dollars.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Just shows how gullible some Apple users are. I never understood why you'd want to buy an overpriced phone that never becomes your private property because Apple can decide at any time to browse through the files on your phone or make it redundant with an update.
Radek Suski 4 years ago (edited)
I am Apple user for about 15 years now and I can say that Apple barely invented anything. Still, their products are good
#33
I Wonder What A Bakers Dozen Is?
olx 4 years ago
was gonna upvote, but you have 13 upvotes and I can't bear to ruin it.
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TheDivineMsM 4 years ago
And OF COURSE she/ he is the type of person to wear their mask incorrectly inside a store. OF COURSE!
bee_ 4 years ago
You can just say "they"...It's a lot more inclusive and also literally one of the reasons why that word exists. "Person of unspecified gender"
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Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
19 months in and dips**ts can't figure out how to wear a mask correctly. gtfo.
Ellis Reed 4 years ago
This is the type of troglodyte that wears it like this purposefully just so they can say "The sign says I need to WEAR a mask, and I'm WEARING a mask!" when anyone tells them to pull it up. I had a couple of shitheads like this show up at my job acting smug like they just found a clever loop hole.
Load More Replies... Caro Caro 4 years ago (edited)
So that's how she/he does it. "I only ate a dozen ... how can I gain weight?" Admittedly I do this with cheese ;)
Auntriarch 4 years ago
Ah, cheese is completely different. Breakfast dinner lunch and supper
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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
Put your f*****g mask up on your FACE, not down on your chins.
Deanna Crichley 4 years ago
Right? I had a heck of an time fitting 50 eggs in the fridge last time I bought a dozen.
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Guy MacGregor 4 years ago
Dozen literally means 12. But as people tend to (mis)use french words without actually understand them, you end up with that kind of thing.
#34
What Do You Call Someone Who Is Alive?
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Skinny legs and a rounded abdomen can indicate a lot. The reply, however, indicates a failure to grasp a few concepts.
Persephone 4 years ago
No, a "life" failure is just what your parents call you, and I assure you, it's not bc of your legs!
Ece Cenker 4 years ago
Aaaaand, ladies and gentlemen, this here is a perfect example of brain failure.
#35
Is Confident Trans People Don't Fit In "Normal" Society, Gets Proven Wrong In Spectacular Fashion
Sky Render 4 years ago
They sound like they're closet transgender in violent denial, yes.
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Amanda Black 4 years ago
As a middle aged woman I can confirm almost no one bothers to look at me. No surprise here.
Anita Pickle 4 years ago
Seems like an enormous amount of effort to go through to prove you are a douche canoe
pusheen buttercup 4 years ago
To go this far to prove it, I wonder if perhaps they might be facing some sort of internal conflict.
#36
$600k
Aeon Flux 4 years ago
Yeah, my thought exactly. The question is also idiotic.
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Nugua Nugua 4 years ago
I would probably choose the 60,000$ anyway. 600,000$ in Pennies weigh 150,000kg (330,000lbs), not sure what I would do with that.
Samantha Hurrell 4 years ago
I remember hearing the argument with feathers, and someone claiming wet feathers weigh more. I wanted to bang my head against a wall.
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Valisbourne Spiritforge 4 years ago
Wow. Get me a dump truck and all those pennies. (besides, coin is still CASH. Just not paper)
#37
$15 An Hour = $100k Per Year
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)
It's quite amazing how some Americans feel threatened by what someone else makes. It ain't your business if a server would make $150K and a cashier $90K. It doesn't affect your income nor your life. So why should you be against a minimum wage? Because people who don't want to pay their employees a decent wage are telling you that the economy would collapse. Look at Europe, where everyone is obliged by law to pay a minimum wage and that economy is doing pretty well for a collapsing economy.
NsG 4 years ago
Because it threatens their sense of superiority. If I earn $50k as an accounts assistant, how can a lowly, less important, barely qualifies as human SERVER earn $40k?! How dare they?! I'm worth *magnitudes* more than them! I'M more important! (etc. etc. /entitled rant)
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
And in some remote podunk town like I grew up in.... no, $31K still won't support you and your family, so can we just get over it and pay people decently, pay taxes that will fund health care and education and things other than a ridiculously over-bloated military?
Mike Beck 4 years ago
North Alabama here, town of about 4000 sandwiched between two major cities. I own my own business and only draw out 10k/yr (the rest stays for the slow times) and it's plenty for this family of three. If I drew 31k, I'd be rolling in it. So can we quit pretending like *everyone* needs 3x that?
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Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
It only makes sense if you are immortal and never rest for the entire year, never do anything for fun, and think it is all acceptable
Helena Houzarová 4 years ago
128 hours a week, every week, all year. More than 18 hours a day.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Simple math equation goes horribly wrong. Let's all raise a glass to the US public educational system.
Marco Conti 4 years ago
That's the amount offered to store managers, AFAIK. A job where the OP would last 10 minutes.
#38
Covid-19 After 6 Weeks Is Illegal
Walking On Sunshine 4 years ago
Well in the defense of Conservatives, they can't shoot Covid so they don't know what to do with it.
#39
$1 Million Or $6?
Casey McAlister 4 years ago
You can get $1000000 if you receive $6 every month, you just need to live for like 14000 years. Easy enough, isn't it?
SykesDaMan 4 years ago (edited)
Read on the Reddit thread: "Hey op, I think she made the tweet based on an ongoing tiktok trend where they mock stocks people by making fun of passive income with this formatted joke."
Marco Conti 4 years ago
Or, take the $1 million now, let me invest it for you, and I'll give you $7 a month for the rest of your life. You'd be $1 richer a month.
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
OK. I’ll take the million bucks now. I’m 60. I come from a long-lived family, so let’s say I live to 110. That’s 50 years. There are 12 months in a year, and the monthly payout is $6. 50 x 12 = 600. And 600 x $6 = $3600. Even if I was 10, that would only make it $7200. Math is hard for some people. The million dollar lump sum is also passive income—-just passive income you get all at once, instead of piecemeal.
Chris Wade 4 years ago
A. I have no idea how she got to that number, so stupid. B. $1,000,000 right now is always the right choice. Change my mind.
Claire 4 years ago
$1,000,000 right now, or $250,000 a week for the rest of your life.
Load More Replies... Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
Only if you can live forever, are super patient, and never need to spend any of it
#40
Not Sure Where People Get Their Vaccine Info
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Moderna was approved in Canada significantly after the AstraZeneca vaccine. I don't think this was dumb so much as ignorant.
#41
Not One Anti-Masker Has Died!
Pearl 4 years ago
"Covid only infects those who believe". Ah! SO covid-19 has a thorough interview with every victim
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Actually a lot of anti-maskers have died of Covid-19. There are a several posts on social media, where they admit before they died that they acted stupid.
Memere 4 years ago
Almost every single Covid patient in the ICU's across the U.S. are anti-maskers & non-vaccinated. They're begging for the vaccine & it's too late for them.
Load More Replies... Otter 4 years ago
I'm an ICU nurse in real life. The unvaccinated are still dying, thd vaccinated are barely represented in the local ICUs. GET VACCINATED, THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN.
Memere 4 years ago
My sister is an ICU nurse too - she says the same thing.
Load More Replies... RandomX123 4 years ago
IDK about "Covidot", but that person is a massive "Idiot" and "Covidiot"
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
I've seen so many Covidiot corpses that this doesn't even warrant a response beyond shoving their face into the liquescent mess oozing from the lungs.
Andrea Stone 3 years ago
Right? I’m so glad I retired in 2013. I really could not keep my nurse mouth shut around covidiots
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April Caron 4 years ago
I’m noticing a pattern amongst my high school students… the ones that I constantly have to remind to pull their masks up are the ONLY ones who end up at home, having tested positive for COVID. Seriously! I’ve only had one student, who does wear his mask correctly, have to quarantine, because his much younger school-age brother tested positive for COVID. All the others do not mask properly. Also, it’s “who’s,” not “whose.”
#42
Amazon News Doesn't Know The Difference Between State Government And Federal Government
Marco Conti 4 years ago
That explain the odd color of that bottle of Mountain Dew I got from Amazon Prime.
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Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Amazon will do everything it can to avoid having a legal obligation to provide workers' rights. The people deserve better.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Amazon's great healthcare is inaccessible for Amazon employees that are sick, because they get fired. And working a shift without a lunch or a restroom break should earn you $15 per hour.
Susan Mercurio 4 years ago
I had a landlady who had the same problem, even after I explained it to her at least 6 times.
Candia Lee 4 years ago
Sanders hasn't always been at Federal level. IDK what he did during state & local tenures.
#43
The Shorter Woman Is Actually The One Who Is Trans
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
"The" transgender is so cringe. You don't say "the straight" or "the cis" do you? Transgender is an adjective, not a noun.
Al Cook 4 years ago
Well, you could say "the transgender person". Straight is not a gender, so that's not really a good comparison.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
The two *people* both look like they could kick serious ass, so how about we call them wahatever they want?
Nicki 4 years ago
As a 6 foot tall woman, this pisses me off so much. Tall does not equal masculine. Jeez...
Yort 4 years ago
Yeah there’s plenty of tall women who are models and look very traditionally feminine, and lots of short men who look masculine.
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Dodo 4 years ago
Yup. Same thing happened a few years ago, there was a TV commercial for a fashion brand that used a bunch of models and one was trans. Everyone completely overlooked her because there was a cis model who was a bit muscular.
Load More Replies... Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
And I wouldn't call that "towering over". She's just a bit taller.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
That's what the title says. I guess it's about the discussion about men, who failed in their sport, suddenly declared themselves transgender and entered women's competitions to shatter their opponents. A lot of people found it unethical.
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#44
R/Nonewnormal Is Pretty Weird
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
You search "Biggest idiot in the world" on google and then turn off your monitor, first.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Wow, so many people on youtube, talking about Covid-19 and how they got it. That must be a government conspiracy to push their secret agenda.
Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
All of the people who liked the dumb people's comments and disliked your comment should be banned forever
Tracy Sellars 4 years ago
Actually for a while there YT would demonize videos that mentioned the word Covid in an effort to stop idiots spreading disinformation. People did talk about it, they just didn't say the name.
#45
The Education System Has Failed Ya'll
Alexander Neil 4 years ago
SMH - It's called "order of operations". If I remember correctly that was a math concept taught in elementary school.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
And as quickly forgotten, apparently. *sigh* IIRC, PEMDAS: Parentheticals, exponentials, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction.
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Ray Martin 4 years ago
This is why getting rid of brackets/parentheses in mathematical notation was a stupid idea.
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally. Parentheses, exponents, multiplication and division, addition and subtraction.
Bumble 4 years ago
We learnt BIDMAS. Brackets, indices, division, multiplication, addition and subtraction.
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
That's like one of the first fundamental rules you are taught : multiplications and divisions before additions and subtractions. But i admit parenthesis are convenient.
Batwench 4 years ago
To be fair when I was in infant school in the late 1970’s & early eighties and through comprehensive school I never came across “order of operations”.
Let’s Be Kind 4 years ago
The math “order of operations” was officially spelled out around the early 1900’s.
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Susan Widomski 4 years ago
What frustrates me is not knowing the original question or problem. I know I am old, but isn't it easier with parentheses around the correct numbers and/or commas as needed? This helps show the order of operations as pointed out in Mr. Neil's post.
#46
Bandaid
Helen Haley 4 years ago
I'm allergic to bandaids with latex in them. This is what it looks like if I use them.
Lord Mysticlaw 4 years ago
I'm not allergic to latex and I use latex-free bandaids and this still happens to me when I use bandaids 😭😭 because I guess my skin is a drama queen? On some more sensitive areas of skin l actually blister under the adhesive.
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alwaysMispelled 4 years ago
Many are allergic to latex but I've seen way more people actually allergic to adhesives (rosins) *** I am an ACTUAL nurse
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)
A band-aid red shape that is precisely where your band-aid used to be... No, I really don't know what that could be. /s Also, we know that all factories make strictly identical ones in the world, so if you are not allergic to one, you will necessarily never be allergic to any other, obviously. /s
tw 72 4 years ago
Scares me that she mentions that she does not "have a choice" in getting the flu vaccine AND she is in nursing school. She should WANT every vaccine there is. She should WANT to ensure that she is doing everything she can to keep others safe and healthy. What does she think the nursing profession is?
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No Such Thing As Military Propaganda
Kanuli 4 years ago
Oh, now I get it. He doesn’t know the meaning of propaganda. He thinks ablut threatening or bluffing I guess. But yes, they still do that too.
Me Oh My 4 years ago
But- the military does do that? Threats and bluffing are common military "strategies". Especially during the reign of the Cheeto Man.
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Rod Clarke 4 years ago
Propaganda is what cockneys do when they have a really good look at something. I'll leave now.
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Does he think “propaganda” is an old-fashioned type of combat? For the life of me, I can’t think of, or even look up, any kind of fighting with similar-sounding names. The utter lack of comprehension of common words with people like this one is another pandemic we need to cure.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
The biggest military propaganda is telling recruits they can excel in a good paying job after their service.
#48
Thats Not How Monitor Size Is Measured
Shelley DuVal 4 years ago
I'm more surprised that he doesn't know that monitors and tv screens are measured from kitty corner to each other.
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Marcellus II 4 years ago
Yes, that's always been. Which means an old 4:3 screen of the same number of inches is much larger (as in: narrower, but far more pixels) than a new widescreen (say 16:9 ratio).
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memyselfandI 4 years ago
To be fair, if I didn’t already know how screens were measured, I probably would have done it the same way. And been very confused that the height wasn’t listed.
Devil's Advocate 4 years ago
Yeah, but then you may have Googled "how to measure a TV" and got the answer?
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Vicky Z 4 years ago
That's not very specific! He also measured corner to corner but not the right ones
Load More Replies... mcborge1 4 years ago
All screens are measured this way and have been for a very long time.
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#49
Fastly Is The Name Of The Provider
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
The fact Fastly is written with a capital F should be a clue to it being a name :)
Marcellus II 4 years ago
Kind of siding with the complainer, that name has always bothered me.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Not only did you choose an inappropriate word, for some unknown reason you chose to capitalize it. LOL.
bill marsano 4 years ago
Maybe, but punctuation, spelling, grammar, spelling and syntax are very frequently bungled in these tweets, so it can be hard to tell sometimes.
April Caron 4 years ago
We’re focused on the mistake in the usage of the company’s name, but is anyone gonna tell this person that an outage isn’t “quick” or “fast”… it’s INSTANTANEOUS. So, verbiage doesn’t matter anyway! You’d never hear, “A storm quickly caused a power outage.”
#50
And The Vast Majority Of Comments Too
The Scout 4 years ago
The assumption in itself only makes two - serious - errors: First the law of large numbers says nothing about the individual case. So while statistically over time a virus will get less virulent, this does not mean that no strain could become more dangerous, just that the more dangerous variants with a certain probability will decrease in numbers over time if they tend to seriously incapacitate the majority of hosts - while there still can be people dying from it. Second, less virulent does not mean less contagious- quite the opposite. The "perfect" scenario would be an extremely contagious virus with very few symptoms. What surprises me most is the fact that this argument is often brought on by people who generally reject the idea of evolution - while this mechanism is quite what evolution is all about.
Nixxy 4 years ago
To dumb it down for people, the virus needs hosts to live, it deos not want to be dangerous because if it is then it might kill all hosts.
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Yeah, they become weaker because everyone knows only the weakest ones survive and reprodu... Oh, wait
Catherine Orton 4 years ago
No... if I virus kills its host too fast it's ultimately killing itself too... evolutionarily speaking it's in the virus's best interests to keep its host alive so it can continue to spread.
Load More Replies... xolitaire 4 years ago
Mutation does not make a virus stronger, it makes it more resistant/resilient. That's how survival works. Just like cockroaches are able to develop immunity to an insecticide only a few generations after being exposed to it.
Otter 4 years ago
Mutation can work either way. Viruses are constantly mutating into forms that are more or less virulent or contagious, it's their nature to constantly change, and the laws of Natural Selection take it from there, deciding which mutant forms will become predominant. And BTW, pandemic viruses generally get more virulent and then less lethal when they kill too many hosts, look at the history of the H1N1 virus that cause the 1918 "Spanish Influenza" pandemic. The first wave was a bad flu, after a round of mutations the second and third were incredibly deadly, then the viruses became less deadly as too many hosts died off and the super-deadly strains had no place to live. Now the H1N1 virus is just seasonal flu that's worse than most.
Load More Replies... April Caron 4 years ago
I can’t tell if the respondent is being sarcastic… or if they agree with the original post. Are we dealing with two ignorant people or just one?
Samantha Hurrell 4 years ago (edited)
Probably should learn about viruses mutations first. Viruses can become more deadly simply by being more transmissible allowing them to get into vulnerable populations. Saying that a dead host is no good to them, they need someone who can help it spread.
Leesa DeAndrea 4 years ago
Everyone knows this? I'm the only person in the world who doesn't know this? Doubtful.
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Ray Martin 4 years ago (edited)
I know in advance that this is probably going to be censored, but I have to say it... there really are so many dense motherfückers in the world.
Darla Dixon 4 years ago
I lost even more faith in humanity. Have people always been so lacking in sense?
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Agnes Jekyll 4 years ago
This reminds me of the old saying, "Better to keep your mouth closed when someone thinks you're an idiot than open your mouth and prove it." I hate that social media has given such an easy platform to spew vomitous, dangerous opinions
RatherLoopy 4 years ago (edited)
The worst part of all this is that these morons actually believe they're geniuses who are outthinking the entire world, and that's what's going to sink us... they are literally too stupid to know how stupid they are and in 2016, they seized control of the entire U.S.A.. Idiocracy is actually happening now.
Caroline Sinclair 4 years ago
I wish that I hadn't read this. I now despair of the human race.
Lovin' Life 4 years ago
Oh the agony! The amount of stupidity here gave me a headache. I'm sure I lost a few brain cells.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
And that's the reason self-confidence is one of the most repulsive flaws. Confident people are insufferable, whereas self-conscious people are much more likable.
AnnaBanana 4 years ago
Not all confident people are arseholes. There is such a thing as "quietly confident", which people find reassuring and is a good trait for a leader to have. Nobody is going to follow someone who second guesses themselves all the time.
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Steve Wilson 4 years ago (edited)
The Achilles Heel of Democracy is that in any society there are always more stupid people than smart people so if everyone votes the will of the stupid people will always prevail. You have to prove that you know how to drive a car before they will let you. People should have to prove that they understand the basic fundamentals of how government works before they are allowed to vote. That will weed out a lot of them.
Ray Martin 4 years ago (edited)
I know in advance that this is probably going to be censored, but I have to say it... there really are so many dense motherfückers in the world.
Darla Dixon 4 years ago
I lost even more faith in humanity. Have people always been so lacking in sense?
Load More Replies... Agnes Jekyll 4 years ago
This reminds me of the old saying, "Better to keep your mouth closed when someone thinks you're an idiot than open your mouth and prove it." I hate that social media has given such an easy platform to spew vomitous, dangerous opinions
RatherLoopy 4 years ago (edited)
The worst part of all this is that these morons actually believe they're geniuses who are outthinking the entire world, and that's what's going to sink us... they are literally too stupid to know how stupid they are and in 2016, they seized control of the entire U.S.A.. Idiocracy is actually happening now.
Caroline Sinclair 4 years ago
I wish that I hadn't read this. I now despair of the human race.
Lovin' Life 4 years ago
Oh the agony! The amount of stupidity here gave me a headache. I'm sure I lost a few brain cells.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
And that's the reason self-confidence is one of the most repulsive flaws. Confident people are insufferable, whereas self-conscious people are much more likable.
AnnaBanana 4 years ago
Not all confident people are arseholes. There is such a thing as "quietly confident", which people find reassuring and is a good trait for a leader to have. Nobody is going to follow someone who second guesses themselves all the time.
Load More Replies... Steve Wilson 4 years ago (edited)
The Achilles Heel of Democracy is that in any society there are always more stupid people than smart people so if everyone votes the will of the stupid people will always prevail. You have to prove that you know how to drive a car before they will let you. People should have to prove that they understand the basic fundamentals of how government works before they are allowed to vote. That will weed out a lot of them.
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