Marina Rehder
Community Member
1 posts
3 comments
315 upvotes
2 points
27 years old illustrator based in São Paulo, Brazil.
Marina Rehder • upvoted 39 items 1 year ago
Love This Idea As Long As The Canceling Step Is Clearly Spelled Out In A Mutually Agreed To Legal Document
Kahzgul reply
Oh man. Okay, I'm late to the party here, but I've got a great answer for this. I was working as a summer counselor at a college, helping incoming freshmen pick classes and stuff like that. The job was exhausting, but I loved it, so I poured my all into it, making arts and crafts in my off time to make the experience more fun for the kids, writing skits, building sets and costumes, that sort of thing. The result was that I barely slept (3-4 hours per night, for 3 months on end). One night, around 3 am, just as I was going to bed, I realized that I'd forgotten to tell my kids that tomorrow's meeting was in my office, and not at the outside benches where we'd met the day before. Oops! So I sat down to write a note for each of my students. Here's what I wrote: Hi (Student Name), Just letting you know that we're all meeting in my office tomorrow at 9 am instead of at the benches. Thanks, Kahzgul Simple, right? i sat down to write out 12 notes and I was dozing off as I did so. Finally got them all done around 4 am and delivered them under each student's dorm room door. Slept for 3 hours! The next morning at 9 am sharp, the students started filing into my office. As they sat in the chairs, one asked, "Mr. Kahzgul, why didn't I get a funny note like everyone else?" Um... what? I didn't write any funny notes. I wrote.. Oh God. I had been dozing off... WHAT DID I WRITE??? And here, dear reader, is what the notes said: Dear (student), Just letting you know that I see bicycles bicycling. --Kahzgul Dear (student), Just letting you know that we're all crazy everywhere. You can eat here, enjoy the food. Thanks, Kahzguuuuuul Dear Student (I actually wrote "student" instead of their name), Student student student. Student. --Kahzgul Dear (student), Just letting you know that office buildings explode. Love, Kahzgul Dear (student), I don't know why I'm writing this. I see it. Maybe. Dear (student), Just letting you know that we're all meeting people all the time everywhere we go. Thanks, Kahzgul (and then I drew a heart with an arrow through it) Dear (student), Just letting you know that we're all meeting in my room tomorrow morning at 9 am. SHARP! sharp. *sharp*. **SHARPPPPP**. --**KAHZGUL** (sharp) The other notes were all the intended message. Needless to say, I was freaked the hell out. Thank GOD my students thought this s**t was hilarious, because I do not, to this day, remember writing any of those (but they were definitely in my handwriting).
anon reply
I cared for a horse for several years. First thing in the morning I would go put feed and water in the field, lead her out, and close the fence behind her. One morning as I'm walking back into my house, I hear a weird sound behind me. The sound of hooves on linoleum. She looked as surprised as I was that I had brought her into my kitchen. Luckily, she never told anyone so my secret is still safe.
Show All 39 Upvotes
This Panda hasn't posted anything yet
Marina Rehder • commented on 3 posts 2 years ago
People Share Product Purposes That Aren't What They Were Designed For And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones
People Share Product Purposes That Aren't What They Were Designed For And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones
Marina Rehder • upvoted 19 items 1 year ago
This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
This Panda has no followers yet