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Sammy • upvoted an item 10 months ago

Artist Creates Relatable Comics Illustrating Social Mishaps And General Ineptitude At Life (35 New Pics)

In my family it's a "sarcastic joke" that 3 sneezes in a row means you have a demon.

Sammy • upvoted an item 11 months ago

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Getting a salad that's not chopped is infuriating to me. I don't have a chef's knife at the restaurant table. This is especially egregious when the salad is served on a small plate and I have a dull butter knife. It's no wonder so many Americans don't like salads. They've never had a well balanced, chopped salad and instead get a plate of full leaves, giant rings of raw onions, and huge tomato slices on a freaking tiny plate. I'll even order, "can I get this salad chopped please?" And they will stare at me like I'm crazy and tell me that's not possible. Ok, then can I go back there and chop it myself? I know you have a knife! Sir, calm down we are definitely not getting you a near a sharp knife.

Sammy • commented on a post 11 months ago

My 40 Funny And Sometimes A Little Dark Comics

In my country you always say hi to the bus driver and thank you before you get off- i dont understand countries that dont do that lol

Sammy • upvoted an item 12 months ago

30 Humourous Comics That I Hope Will Tickle Your Funny Bone By Simon Johnson

Sammy • commented on a post 1 year ago

50 Valentine’s Day Posts That Might Make Your Day Better And Put You In A Romantic Mood

They have my name!! Thats so awesome!!

Sammy • upvoted 34 items 1 year ago

How It’s Actually Made: 53 Products People Would Stop Buying If They Knew What’s Behind Them

I promise I'm not imagining eating the burnt grease and burnt edges while salivating! I'm not THAT disgusting, honest!

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How It’s Actually Made: 53 Products People Would Stop Buying If They Knew What’s Behind Them

I promise I'm not imagining eating the burnt grease and burnt edges while salivating! I'm not THAT disgusting, honest!

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My Very Own Valentine’s Day Baby. Meet Avery

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Nearly every hand you shake has held a penis.

People Shared The Weirdest Things Kids Asked For Christmas

I was a social worker at a school several years back and one student alerted us to his horrible situation at home when he asked sanya for playes and a table so he and hisnsiblings could eat together. The mom was unemployed and dad and walked out leaving them nothing. We were able to step in and giv them housing assistance, foodd assistance and our santa bought them a disheare set and i bought them a table. We would.never have known had it not been for.the kid telling santa what he wanted

People Shared The Weirdest Things Kids Asked For Christmas

Male reindeers lose their antlers in Winter. The reindeers, including Rudolph are depicted with antlers. They are all female. Rudolph is depicted as male even though physically female. Rudolph is a transgendeer.

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"I remember asking for a photo of Rudolph because I wanted proof of the existence of Santa."

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"Dared my kid to ask Santa for 'a new attitude.' Santa's face was priceless."

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"I remember one Christmas I asked for a microwave for my uncle because he broke his."

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"I asked Santa to grab a toy I had accidentally thrown on the roof since he was up there already. My dad was not thrilled with that request."

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"My kid, when he was 6, wanted nothing but a beard. Like, a fake beard because he wanted to wear it to school. He got one, and he did."

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"When I was 4 I asked for two more fingers. "

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"I remember my younger sister asking for me to move out of the house three years in a row... I was like 12 at the oldest."

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"One time my 4-year-old sister asked for her rights back. She had no idea what it meant and it made the family laugh."

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"Well, my son walks up to Santa, refuses to sit on his lap but instead takes his hand, stares him dead in the eye and says: 'I want one of your elves. He’ll live with me and grant my every wish. If I don’t like him, you can have him back next Christmas.'"

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"My 3-year-old asked for a knife this year. She wants to help me cut her strawberries."

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"A coffin. Not sure why. I got no more information, and maybe I misheard, but I'm 95% certain that ~5-year-old said simply, 'A coffin.'"

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"I overheard mammy saying to son just outside Santa's grotto, 'You can't ask for a time machine, they are just too big for the elves to build.'"

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"My 4-year-old daughter asked for hand sanitizer. Later confessed to me it was because everyone in her class was full of germs."

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"According to my parents, when I was in kindergarten I asked one of the teachers (who was dressed as Santa) for an orange. Just one, simple orange. Later on, the teachers asked my parents if our economic situation is ok or not."

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"A cardboard box. The boy was 9 or 10 and confirmed two or three times that yes, all he wanted for Christmas was a cardboard box."

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"One year my brother asked for a dustpan. This was well in advance of Christmas and everyone assumed he would just forget it and move on, but as a joke one of his presents was in fact a shiny new dustpan complete with the little mini-broom. Of course, there were also the typical toys you'd expect a 5-year-old to enjoy, but he wasn't particularly interested in those. Instead, he spent most of the next week or so sweeping things into his dustpan."

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"My brother once asked for a 'tiny broken thing', when Santa looked to my mother for guidance she explained he likes fixing things."

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"Well, when I was 9-10 my siblings and I all individually told Santa we wanted car insurance and a house. We didn’t collaborate and agreed to tell Santa the same thing, and were surprised when after the meet, Santa got up and told us this was the first time it’s happened to him and wanted to take a group photo with us."

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"All the Santas will be surprised this year as my 3-year-old daughter asks for skeleton guts for Christmas. She found an anatomy figurine at barnes and noble and has wanted 'skeleton guts' ever since."

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"Yesterday the big sister asked for a pet mouse, the little sister asked for a snake."

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"My 9-year-old kid asked for lightbulbs. I am sure Santa wasn’t expecting that."

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"Once my sister asked Santa if she could have a horse's head and an ice cream cone. She explained that she was gonna paint the ice cream cone the color of the horse, stick it on, mount the horse's head to the wall, and tell her friends she killed a unicorn."

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"I have been a Mrs. Claus for the last few years and I always ask the kids what they want while we do our crafts. My favorite was this 4-5-year-old girl that told me she wanted 'one of those loud horns'. She made a gesture like she was using those canned air horns and she made a little horn sound. She said she wants to use it to wake up her baby brother when he naps in the daytime so he 'knows what it's like.'"

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"Was a Santa at a party last week. A kid asked for a whistle that she could blow at night to wake her mom up and scare her when she was sleeping."

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"When I was like 9 I wrote a goodbye letter to my parents telling them Santa was going to pick me up and take me to the North Pole. I sat out in our car and waited on Santa to show up and take me away. The dumbest thing about this was that it was the middle of the summer."

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"Reindeer eggs so he could start his own franchise."

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"My daughter asked for pancakes one year. It was very cute. But then I had to get up and make pancakes on Christmas morning instead of being lazy."

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"After waiting two hours in line my daughter asked Santa for a hot dog."

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