AAABattery218
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I enjoy comics, most of all, on here.
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Hey Pandas, What’s Something That Other People Like But You Hate?
Mexican food. Maybe it's just a me thing, but simply cannot have that much spiceHey Pandas, Tell Us About A Moment In Your Life That Was So Funny It Seemed Like A Scene From A Comedy Show
There was this guy I knew that had a firm belief about not dating in middle school. Later, I heard him talking to another girl about his ex.(in middle school). Let's keep in mind that this dude is incredibly annoying and a generally awful person. A week after breaking up with him, the girl came out as lesbian. Coincidence? I think not.Hey Pandas, Tell Us About A Moment In Your Life That Was So Funny It Seemed Like A Scene From A Comedy Show
I was in school and we all sat at tables, not singular desks. I sat next to this guy and we were learning about figurative language when he raises his hand. MY teacher calls on him and he asks to go to the nurse. SHe asks why and his response was "My eyebrow is falling off." EVERYONE burst into fits of laughter including the teacher and he just repeats "I swear, it's falling off!" while clutching his eyebrow. Me and my friends still talk about it to this dayHey Pandas, Tell Us About A Moment In Your Life That Was So Funny It Seemed Like A Scene From A Comedy Show
I was practicing guitar at some lake near my university on a warm summer evening, not a single person was there, and i was about to go home after i finished my practice. I told myself "ok ill do one more song " so thats what i did. And during that song is when i saw a guy from the distance heading towards me . he had a blanket wrapped around him (which i didnt really question cuz its a bigger city where i studied and there is a lot of interesting people there). He sat down like 3 meters away from me and listened to me play my song and sing. I could tell immediately that sth was going on with him and that he was going through sth, so after the song was finished i asked him " hey , everything alright mate? " . and he answered with phrases like " idk , i just need love man ." so i decided to play some more songs for him to cheer him up and it actually worked, which i was happy to see. we kept talking about random stuff and at one point he touched my shoulder with his hand as a sign of gratitude. right after that he laughed his a*s off for like a minute, and when he was done laughing i asked him why cuz i was confused. he answered with this : " this whole time, i thought you are a halucination of mine. right now im tripping balls on mushrooms, i was actually tripping with my friend but i lost him somewhere and i tried to find him. " then i also got lost and i saw monsters and demons everywhere (it was already dark outside at that time) and my trip turned into a nightmare, but then from a far distance i could hear this innocent, pure and positive music , it felt like this was my only way out of this so i followed the music and i saw you there. i did not expect it to be real i honestly thought it was my subconsiousness. after i reassured him that i was definetly a real person , now we both laughed about it together and i got in contact with him afterwards. he offered me to trip with him together some day as a sign of being thankful for saving his trip, and i agreed and one day we actually did it , and it was one of the most important experiences i had in my entire life. all of this because i decided to play one last song at that lake before leaving hahah.Hey Pandas, Tell Us About A Moment In Your Life That Was So Funny It Seemed Like A Scene From A Comedy Show
I have boy/girl twins. When I was changing my sons diaper one day his sister crawled right up, whacked his little W***y, and crawled back to her toys!! I froze in disbelief for a few seconds wishing someone else had witnessed it then busted out laughing!!Hey Pandas, Tell Us About A Moment In Your Life That Was So Funny It Seemed Like A Scene From A Comedy Show
Once when I was a kid, my brother literally said, "Sodium is what makes soda carbondyhydrated, right?" I laughed my a*s off at that.Hey Pandas, Tell Us About A Moment In Your Life That Was So Funny It Seemed Like A Scene From A Comedy Show
Okay, have a little fun at my expense. At the elementary school, we had those dressing rooms (for storing shoes & coats) which look like prison cells secured by padlocks. One day, I had to leave early, so I asked the girl who was in charge of the keys to the dressing room. She unlocked the padlock and asked me to lock it again once I leave. Then she left. I grabbed my stuff and then I had the greatest brain fart which caused me to lock the room BEFORE I left the dressing room. I basically locked myself there, had to wait until someone came by and ask them to bring the key girl again. Several people came to see my self-imposed incarceration.Hey Pandas, Tell Us About A Moment In Your Life That Was So Funny It Seemed Like A Scene From A Comedy Show
Well, there was that one Thanksgiving when my grandpa tried to take a sip from his wine glass but sort of missed the mark and ended up smashing it on his forehead...Hey Pandas, What’s Something That Other People Like But You Hate?
Avocados. Serious texture issue. Y'all enjoy my portion.
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Hey Pandas, What Were The Signs That You Were Raised By Toxic Parents?
I’m the youngest of 2, my sister is the victim. Our mom verbally abuses her by randomly screaming at her for ‘interrupting her’ (she stops talking and my sis waits 15 secs until she talks and my mom says she was ‘taking a breather’) and lots of other stuff. My sis moves out in 4 years and I’m scared that I will be the victim when she moves out.Hey Pandas, What Were The Signs That You Were Raised By Toxic Parents?
Mom was crazy. Mom was more important than us. Dad thought opinions was being disrespectful. If you didn't agree with you where being bad. Didn't aways have the things we needed growing up. Dad was very strict and religious. But as he got older he started not be. After my mom died turned into a totally different person. Now drinks and smokes weed. And wants to date women younger than his daughters or about the same age. Says it so he can enjoy the rest of his life......kinda werid for me. But okay whatever. Don't talk to him much anymore because of how toxic he was and still is. We got into arguments all the time because my opinions where being disrespectful to him. Talking about makeup. And nail polish. He seriously mess up in the head.
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Hey Pandas, Tell Us About A Moment In Your Life That Was So Funny It Seemed Like A Scene From A Comedy Show
There was this guy I knew that had a firm belief about not dating in middle school. Later, I heard him talking to another girl about his ex.(in middle school). Let's keep in mind that this dude is incredibly annoying and a generally awful person. A week after breaking up with him, the girl came out as lesbian. Coincidence? I think not.Hey Pandas, What Were The Signs That You Were Raised By Toxic Parents?
I’m the youngest of 2, my sister is the victim. Our mom verbally abuses her by randomly screaming at her for ‘interrupting her’ (she stops talking and my sis waits 15 secs until she talks and my mom says she was ‘taking a breather’) and lots of other stuff. My sis moves out in 4 years and I’m scared that I will be the victim when she moves out.Hey Pandas, What Were The Signs That You Were Raised By Toxic Parents?
Mom was crazy. Mom was more important than us. Dad thought opinions was being disrespectful. If you didn't agree with you where being bad. Didn't aways have the things we needed growing up. Dad was very strict and religious. But as he got older he started not be. After my mom died turned into a totally different person. Now drinks and smokes weed. And wants to date women younger than his daughters or about the same age. Says it so he can enjoy the rest of his life......kinda werid for me. But okay whatever. Don't talk to him much anymore because of how toxic he was and still is. We got into arguments all the time because my opinions where being disrespectful to him. Talking about makeup. And nail polish. He seriously mess up in the head. Ask Pandas
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