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Mike Greaney, a cartoonist and writer, is the author behind the webcomic 'Cosmic Dirtbag'. The comic series was released during the 2020 pandemic as the author hoped to create some good vibes both for himself and his readers.

Mike has created animated content for various clients, including 'The Malthouse Theater Company,' and has even written and voiced for Nickelodeon! Mike's animated series 'Wormholes' has been selected for presentation at the Asian Animation Summit 2017.

With that being said, Greaney's work has been featured on Bored Panda previously and you can find part 1 of the post by clicking here.

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Shyla Bouche
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think Bouche would let me have a significant other, even if one were crazy enough to appear. A cat takes up 95% of any given bed. There's not enough room in the house for a bed big enough to accommodate a cat AND two soft can-openers. Yes, I read Bouche's posts. I know she calls me that. -- signed, Soon To Be Shredded Shyla.

moo mooo
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there’s something there but i can’t put my finger on it!

Amelia Bee
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I don't allow dogs on the bed.

Comics have been around for centuries and have evolved over time. They have become a popular form of entertainment worldwide and have been used to convey various messages. Comics can be found in newspapers, books, magazines, and online platforms. They come in different forms, including superhero comics, political comics, and even educational comics.

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    Robecca
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would snorting antihistamines mess you up? Asking for a friend.

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They block histamine receptors in your brain, and/or body, depending on which kind you take. Histamine causes wakefulness, so if those receptors are blocked, in your CNS, you will be drowsy. They can also slow the heart rate. Oh, and recent studies have found a that in opioid related deaths, where antihistamines were also found in the body, the likelihood of death increased significantly. So, yes, it will mess you up, and possibly kill you.

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    Amanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I used to know a mike with a weird brunette mullet,shaved on sides and a reddish beard.. severely over gauged earlobes and a snorting issue...USED TO KNOW.

    Eevee the dog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with a pollen allergy, Spring is my least favorite month. I still luv it tho!

    Alfonsothenerdyalpaca
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, the flowers are blooming while I am stuck inside taking multiple pills for my allergy that still don’t work well

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    $ergi0
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother died of this. He was a beautiful flower.

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antihistamines block histamine receptors in your brain, and/or body, depending on which kind you take. Histamine causes wakefulness, so if those receptors are blocked, innyour CNS, you will be drowsy. They can also slow the heart rate. Oh, and recent studies have found a that in opioid related deaths, where antihistamines were also found in the body, the likelihood of death increased significantly. So, yes, it will mess you up, and possibly kill you.

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    Alias-the-shade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah That never made sense to me

    Baleygr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating the forbidden fruit (very likely not an apple though) is an euphemism for developing free will and awareness. Doesn't make the revenge part any better. Though some argue this could have been a test, if humans are ready for the whole world experience, instead of the golden cage, but that's giving a lot of benefit of doubt.

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    Phoenix the Frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually the first woman wanted equal rights. The second decided to eat an apple.

    Joen CHAU
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sus rating from when I see it......😏😏

    Candice Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that Apple look like Nicolas Cage?

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    Superhero comics are some of the most popular comics globally, and they have been around since the 1930s. These comics usually feature superheroes with unique abilities and powers that they use to protect their city or country from villains. They also inspire people to do good and make the world a better place.

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    Sabi Cute
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who’s gonna go to work to make the chips?

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    juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dime makes sense though, it means she was a 10. just the word "dame" without some kind of adjective doesn't really work

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    Political comics are another type of comics that have been used to express political views and advocate for change. These comics usually focus on social and political issues such as racism, sexism, and economic inequality. They provide a platform for people to express their views on such issues and create awareness about them.

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of everything our culture has to offer, Bigfoot picks the tie?

    foryouwhynot IB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He couldn’t exactly take the shoes, now could he?

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    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is there going to be a Littlefoot?

    moo mooo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that’s what big foot looks like then?

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    Robecca
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mark's just checking you're following community standards

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    Educational comics are also becoming popular, especially among children. These comics are designed to educate children on various topics, including science, history, and geography. They are a fun and engaging way to learn, and they help children retain information better.

    In conclusion, comics have become an essential part of our lives, and they continue to evolve over time. They provide a platform for people to express their views, entertain, and educate. They have also been used to inspire people to do good and make the world a better place. With the rise of online platforms, comics are now more accessible than ever, and they will continue to play a significant role in entertainment and education.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT’s creepy… for whoever made the damn sacrifice, because I’ll probably charge into it with a bat yelling ‘bring it on’ and messing up the entire mood. Yup, that’s what happens after a grumpy day

    pov
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes. my experience exactly.

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    2 years ago

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    Robecca
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse - 10: 30pm to 1am

    Jeremy Klaxon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because you forget your life.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an unexpected ending? It happens to me all the time. Of course, I'm a cat....

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    Crazy Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m offended. Besides killing a police officer because we needed to escape I’ve only every killed anyone in self defense

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    CORGI QUEEN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bard! LMQO "are you single?"

    Jrdiver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she wasn't, she probably will be shortly....

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    Phoenix the Frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say you're a Dnd fan without saying your a Dnd fan. Personally I can name what each of these characters'roles are.

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    Robecca
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's nightm fuel

    Steven Washuta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm beginning to think that the allergy pills he snorted had a lasting effect.

    Ted Morris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike Greaney seems to be obsessed with twisted/mangled human appendages. 🤔

    dar Rah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's right though, for whatever reason AI art has problems with fingers.

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    Robecca
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a very good point - not too keen on taking this personality to the after life

    Juliette the Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I took my OTHER personality to the afterlife?

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    Wolf Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would break my own neck with my bare hands.

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    Ashley Coulthard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I just thick or .....Wait, I am just thick! I don't understand this?!

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    Wolf Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean think about it. If there is a God, it hates us or just forgot about us and lets us hate ourselves

    Red Lotus
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, I think everyone has a different interpretation of God. Atheists believe there can't be any God since we suffer so much, and there's so much disease. Muslims believe that everything that happens is a test, and we will be judged by how we respond to it (same with Jews, I'm not 100% sure though). Christians believe that all that happens is God's will, so everyone has a different view :)

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    Deni Castro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'm an aggrostic, then.

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of "aggrosticism", agnosticism's aggressive sibling - when you don't know if god exists or not, but if he does then you don't like the bastard

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, mostly for not showing himself during auschwitz inter alia.

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    Alias-the-shade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think those two things are connected in any way(sarcasm heavily included)

    Anička
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be like clean peen Gene, wash yo...feet 🙃

    juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urinary Tract Infections (UTIs) can be caused by sex (especially if one of you has an STI). the girl thinks they're "inconsistent" because she only gets them sometimes, but those times are always when she sleeps with "Dirty D*ck Rick". hmm, i wonder why...

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    Jes.the.Mess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me sad that this is how Christianity is perceived now. It's really the opposite. Jesus wants us to feel joy, not shame. Funny comic though

    Temporary Dork
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why they kept the Old Testament then, I guess? "Joy" wouldn't work too well as a moral guide.

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    Wolf Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that's Christianity do ya. "Hell yeah let's creaate a world full of s**t bags! OMG and let's oppress anyone other than a straight man!"

    Ferdinand Humperdinck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't confuse tradition and "that's how it was since the old testament/the good book!" with what the Christian message distilled down actually is. Mind, I sadly lost a lot of the faith I once had due to people acting just the way you describe, but sadly, humans are not perfect. That doesn't mean we shouldn't TRY to love each other as we love ourselves, and simply be the best people we can be though!

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    Karnevil4
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble! He hates our team!...

    Frank Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, kinda feels like my own personal Jesus. "Reach out and touch faith..."

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His definition of "bored" and mine differ greatly.

    Red Lotus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it Shyla or Bouche writing this comment?

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    Henry Cooke
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Project zomboid characters:

    Jo V.
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored = pain lol I can relate.

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    Scarlett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random fact time! Did you know the reason that Tolkien created Ents was because he was so annoyed with the “moving forest” in Macbeth turning out to be a trick?

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do American schools still teach Shakespeare?

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOOOOOVE SHAKESPEARE PLAYS my favorite is Twelfth Night :)

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    Ferdinand Humperdinck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, for somebody not really following that particular scumbags procwss: huh?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local cartoonist dies - suicide suspected. /s

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    juice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a lot of comics from this story are missing, so here's the full one: http://www.mikegreaney.com/comics#/comingofage/

    Mulberry Juice
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    2 years ago

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    Anonymouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Whale on the $5 bill? Well, now I have to figure this out...

    juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's explained in one of the earlier comics that isn't in this list. if you fold the bill a certain way, it looks like a whale is eating a penis (which you can kind of see in the close up panel above)

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    What_the_actual_sloth?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he certainly got 10 tons of shìte knocked outta him

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    QuanτumSpace2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean… if you’re going from the non-Rick Riordan description

    Loonie Toonie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... actually, Odin's hall was filled with thousands of men who died faithfully in battle. Also, Odin is described as a tall, shady like figure. With a pal blue eye and he wears and eye patch or covers his missing eye up with his long white hair. (I freaking love Norse mythology and I've studied it throughout my childhood)

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    Rosa Mardani
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ~FOR PPL WHO DONT KNOW~ Valhalla is a sort of Heaven for vikings who died in battle (OR SO I HAVE LEARNED I MAY BE WRONG)

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    Phoenix the Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a very interesting twist

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was nearly incomprehensible but I got it is a Doctor Who joke.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allow me to translate: "Look, Govenor! ('Guvna' is English slang for 'Boss'/ your workplace superior.); the angry trash cans and scary statues have caught us, haven't they??" "Eradicate!" "Govenor, no!" "I'm dying, old pal. Going up the old road ('frog and toad' is Cockney rhyming slang for 'road'.) But I'll be back, okay?" ('innit' literally means 'isn't it', but can replace words like 'yeah' and 'okay', in certain circumstances.) "*Gasp* A new Govenor??" *New Govenor appears* "Now let's escape up these stairs." (Again, 'apples n' pears is Cockney rhyming slang.)

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    Ashley Coulthard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll never look at carpet in the same light again 🤣🤣🤣

    Rolando Gonzales
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mondrian use a Lot of yellow AND red lines, just saying...

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    Ferdinand Humperdinck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooookaaaay..... Huh? I mean I get this is supposed to be both an anti politicians and anti religion joke/setup, but I don't get it...

    Unpopular opinions
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn’t make it through, too bad these weren’t funny.

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    Potato patato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These egg comics are out of order.

    Ferdinand Humperdinck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, and quite destroying any Form of order makes the already kinda weirdly complicated setup even worse. Please fix this?!

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    Ferdinand Humperdinck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, anyone else have flashbacks to the 90ies techno song of Die kybernauten? ... Die kybernauten haben Melbourne erreicht....

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