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If you are one of those people who finds it difficult to say if the glass is half full or half empty, you might have a new term to describe yourself—Optipess. It's a word made up out of two contrasting mental attitudes—optimism and pessimism—that can actually coexist in the universe of this Norwegian comic artist, Kristian Nygård. And the result is entertaining comics that are sometimes funny and silly, sometimes sad, and hit us right in the feels. The artist's name might ring a bell for any pandas who have been around a while, because we first featured Nygård's webcomics that explain depression over 5 years ago. Fast-forward to today—he's still turning his random ideas into witty comics drawn in his own distinct style. His topics range from mental health and social issues to pop culture and gaming, so everyone can find something they will enjoy and relate to.

"I wanted the name of my comic to somewhat describe the content, so the word Optipess is a combination of the words optimism and pessimism and I hope the comics will feel like juxtapositions of the two terms. The resulting comics are then hopefully sometimes silly and sometimes dark, or with elements of both," Nygård told Bored Panda.

More info: Instagram | patreon.com | optipess.com | Facebook | twitter.com

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Himiko Toga
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once my dad left me and my brother in the car, and my brother somehow figured out how to turn on the car, without the key. He almost started driving but my dad came back just in time. ;-;

Vicky Zar
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister and I looked the keys in the car, when we got bored and went to find our parents in the store we didn't want to go to at first.

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THOR
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yea the only time i do this is when it is at least forty and even then i crack the windows

LILLIAN BARTELL
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That dude deserved what he got for leaving his dog in the car when its FREAKING HOT

Fylo Meow
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i am here to educate y'all on leaving kids and dogs in cars! Even at 70F (21 C) the car can get up to 100F (37C) degrees within fifteen minutes! Leaving anyone in a car at that temperature can result in heatstroke, brain damage, and death.. It only takes 15 minutes for that to happen. Heat is extra tough for dogs because they can only cool themselves down by panting! Even with the windows cracked, the car will still overheat VERY quickly in hot or warm weather. It's actually illegal in some states. If you notice a dog locked in a car, try and locate the driver of the car. If that's not possible, take note of the car's model, color, and license plate. Call the non-emergency number for your area, local police, or animal control and they should be able to help the dog get to safety and educate the owner of the dog about the dangers of leaving a dog in a car! I hope this helps somebody :)

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    Cindy Benavides Badilla
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, it's time for your snack and nap. You don't want to be sleepy while fighting crime, do you?

    Furry_Danger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how he practices his landing skills! Don't judge him.

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    Nygård started creating Optipess in 2007 and a year later, he put his first comic online in English.

    "I started doing them to have a creative outlet and now, over 12 years later (!) I wouldn't really know how to stop," Nygård told Bored Panda. "Usually I try to hone in on whatever is on my mind and make it into a comic. (Then, if I'm lucky, I won't have to think about the particular topic anymore!)"

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of us... Everyone sees that everyone else looks so much happier and better than them, so they pretend, just to fit in, to not be humiliated as the only miserable one, the only loser.... but they don't know that all those people were actually pretending too, and by doing it, they reinforce this pressure and shame in other people. It is a painful, endless, unjustified circle of shame and lies.

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    Perry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so sad but true everyone puts up a public front

    Xylle Flora
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I do. But the mask is so itchy and uncomfortable I take it off whenever I'm alone. (Metaphorically)

    queen bee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is very real, very true, and very sad

    Aleksei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SCP-106 is hidden among us

    ChIcKeN bReNt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all he wants is to be with everyone and that they don't run away..

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Clinical depression in four panels.

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    Bob
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (edited) This one is also sad in its own way

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Ouija board keeps saying "Boo! LOL J/K!" Stupid teenage ghosts.

    Paul Z.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and that is why, jids, you use incognito browsing 😆

    Doob
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, but, what are they doing?

    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an US thing. I've forgetten what they call that board. There is an alphabet on that board and they hold a piece which is supposed to be guided by a ghost who wants to communicate with them.

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    We asked Nygård about his inspirations.

    "My favorite moment of inspiration is right before I fall asleep! Which can be treacherous if I don’t force myself to write down whatever I start thinking about. Also, ideas come from being intensely interested in a subject, then being intensely bored so you’re forced to process the information in another way. Don't underestimate boredom!" Write that down, bored pandas.

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    Imposmate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You COULD use some L pieces...

    Natalia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I neeeeeed the stick piece to eliminate 4 rows at once. I just need it. 🤣🤣

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    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where they're all at

    IDNOP008🥺
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This stick piece is my absolute favorite

    Doob
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU SOULD HAVE GOTTEN SO MANY ROWS DELETED, wait, no nvm

    Avery Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the stick might return from its vacation.... once the stack is too high to rotate it from the horizontal form it decides to appear in

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gay is when two men, or two women, are in love, instead of a woman and a man." It's one sentence.

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you aren't sure how to explain it to your children, ask le gays. They'll know.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just explain that have different kinds of love. And love is love.

    Wolfstar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love is love. I don't care what your religion is, your religion is not an excuse to be a jerk. And, anyway, why are you homophobes trying to control the gays' love lives? Do you guys have some sort of fetish??

    Nic Dudley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it would be harder to explain to children why they were brought into a world that is grossly overpopulated where resources will be running out in their lifetime. But that is just me.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always marvel at homophobia. It exists. So do rocks and trees. And? Let's just... keep living our lives and letting others live theirs. (Note: I suspect I just quoted my mother. Oh dear.)

    Bri
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well i mean homophobia kills people so its kinda hard to ignore

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it is actually very simple.

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    Here's how the artist describes his comics on his Patreon page: "It’s a comic which is sometimes sad, sometimes silly, but hopefully always entertaining. Optipess is usually about most things between romance and Cthulhu."

    The artist says his webcomics are "devoid of continuity, character development, story arcs, logic, and wit," which is a very humble way to describe artwork with a unique sense of humor liked by thousands of people across social media.

    However, you can spot a recurring character in Nygård's comics who is based on him and calls him "somewhat of a punching bag in a particular strip." The artist says that the main reason he sticks to the same character in non-character-driven comics is that it makes the drawing process much easier and the comics more recognizable for readers.

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    Logic and Reason
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes yes, phone bad book good. Never mind that this art was done digitally and then posted online.

    A Cat Named Dragon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you may have missed the point. It is saying that the parents are only interested in cute pictures of their kid... instead of actually being interested in the kid...

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    Niffler_13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure most of my childhood was documented with Cameras and camcorders. What's the difference?

    Jules Caldwell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the eldest and the first grandchild on both sides. There's thousands of pictures of my childhood. I never once mistook a polaroid camera for my parent. 🙄

    Erynn Schwellinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. Parents photograph their children. What is the world coming to? Doom and woe. It's all been downhill sicne the 1800s. This is only deep if you're shallow.

    queen bee
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    4 years ago

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    Erynn Schwellinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people are a cartoon. And they're only a cartoon. They exist in the imaginations of people who are scared of technology.

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    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we should call him George from now on to clear up any confusion. All in favor

    Teucer T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it isn't "Frankenstein's Monster" either. The actual monster in the novel is Dr Frankenstein himself. Dr Frankenstein never named his creation, referring to him as "demon" and "abomination" (amongst other things), but his creation referred to himself as "The Adam of a man playing at God." ... I have always found it interesting that people (who obviously haven't read the book) seem to think of the man who robbed graves and murdered beggars as "doctor" and the creature he created that stopped him is a "monster."

    cassiushumanmother
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Adam of a man playing at God." That's true, the name of the book is "Frankenstein or the modern Prometheus", Prometheus gave the fire to humans, acting like a god, and he was severely punished. Like Frankenstein who wanted to play God, and was severely punished. This book is so good, i read it several times with pain for the poor "wretch".

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    WiTchY_WoMaN
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, so if you see it, what will you yell??? - "Aaahh! Frankensteins monster!!" ???

    Cheche
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein wasn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster.

    Aliquid A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankenstein's monster looked to Dr Frankenstein as father. At one point he referred to himself as "Adam", and as such, his full name would be "Adam Frankenstein". So yes, Frankenstein IS his name.

    Nicola Roberts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't she just give him a name. [insert raised eyebrows here]

    frangee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

    Camila PerezDuran
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, if Frankenstein is the doctor... then... what is the monster's name?

    PineappleQueen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should give Frankenstein’s monster a name. I vote frank

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    The artist admits he is an avid movie, video game, and music fan on "moderate, passionate, and obsessive levels, respectively," which reflects in his comics. Various pop culture characters such as Batman and villains from horror classics such as Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, and Frankenstein's monster (by the way, learn the difference between Frankenstein and the actual monster in one of the comics) make an occasional cameo in Nygård's humorous comics with dark undertones.

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    mph seti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Makes me think of the US's gun homicide problem, and the typical governmental and cultural reaction. But the whole "thoughts and prayers" (ie: doing nothing) extends way beyond just that one type of tragedy.

    Teucer T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of how Europe treats refugees.

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    Spring Fisk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just prayer, it is also actions.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is convenient: it looks like you are doing something, it spares your self-righteousness, but you don't need to actualy make any effort.

    Maroon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europe with the refugees...literally

    The Coated Dev
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it would have been a guy just making a video of this happen instead of thoughts and prayers

    Sage Gusano
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like changing your profile picture.

    Marc Lauzon
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this is self-serving in many ways, and I don't mean the thought and prayers. Those who complains didn't exactly do anything more than them. Add another guy telling him he could just throw him the life buoy, and not do it either.

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    Torin Fuqua37589
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what will happen when i die

    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao I want this on a shirt!

    Malena Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do shirts so yo can just tell me when your ready

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband had to explain that Jason & Freddy are playing tic-tac-toe. He is laughing hysterically. I am appalled. This is marriage.

    TheBookwormPotato
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t get this at first...but know I do...oh no

    Malachi Brill-Koza
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9 people for tic tak toe and those murdered get to live happy a win-win

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    "I’ve always been a sucker for dark humor and I like to play with the notion that every situation, no matter how happy and cheerful it might be, it also has an alternate darker side when seen from another perspective. This also goes for the other way around, a dark and hopeless situation for one part might be completely joyous for someone else, and in the intersection between cheerfulness and despair, there’s room for a lot of hilarity."

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    Although it looks like Kristian Nygård puts his funny random thoughts into well-drawn strips of comics, some of them are deeper than they might seem. He often uses humor to cleverly speak his mind and struggles about serious topics such as mental health, technology, LGBTQ+ rights, politics, and other things that are wrong with our society.

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    Bob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But cherries are DELICIOUS!!

    A Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still a win. Cherries are good. :d

    Why?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The machine should have sounded Bing Bing! Bing!

    TheBookwormPotato
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be like the lady with the carrot: Happy!

    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 8$ a pound he's rich

    Nerds All the Way Down
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to play that, cherries are delicious! But not the juices....

    queen bee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cherries are the good stuff bro

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    Tamsin McCall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and then cartoon cat killed her the end"

    Gabrielle Causey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't sleep...tell me the story of the Babadook again, please?

    Nygård shared the most challenging and rewarding things about creating comics: "The writing is by far the most challenging, and I have to keep pushing myself to try to go the extra mile when coming up with gags. It’s all too easy to settle for the first and easiest punchline, so the times when I’ve managed to push a concept to the most logical and hopefully best conclusion are the most rewarding."

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    Gold roses
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bringing back captain America vibes with Peggy :( never got her dance

    Ben Steinberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, story of my life. I asked this wonderful lady to go out with me and she said yes! Then an extinction level event occurred and we couldn't....oh wait, that happens next week...never mind...

    Gon Freecss
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ~But they didn't say...~GoOdByE~~

    Person
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man that is so messed up........

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    D e p r e s s e d
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i-im never having kids...hell...no...

    story fraziermaskiell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh I’ve seen some of these. I never understood why you would do this stuff. It’s not that funny.

    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this would never really happen but me and my brother would get very mad. my parents take some, they say it's taxes. we've never gotten mad over it.

    magnadar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Result for pranking and selling your kids on youtube

    angelica H
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never kill my parents, but I definitely know some people who would over something like this.

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    Nygård previously told Bored Panda: "I’ve discovered that by succeeding in sharing something genuine—presented in a true and honest way—it will inevitably always resonate with someone, somewhere." Being online for over ten years and having made over 1000 comics, he seems to know a thing or two about creating honest and relatable content as he now has 149k followers on Instagram and over 16k followers on Facebook.

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    "The reactions I get are usually all over the place, so I try not to get too caught up in what people are saying. Of course, I love it if people have positive reactions, but if someone says the comics are 'too dark' I can totally see that, but I choose not to let it affect me in any way."

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    Chich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Granny, why do you have a dead leaf tattooed on your arm?" "IT'S A BUTTERFLY!"

    Tamsin McCall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of the guys tattoos is a scribble

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    Doob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but ur blood might from anger

    The artist hopes that he's able to convey his worldview through his comics and that his voice is recognizable even if the comic is drawn in a different style and features different characters.

    "First and foremost, I hope people are amused by them in some way," Nygård said about the effect on people he wants his comics to evoke. "But in addition, I hope I can expose and articulate a truth the reader already knew but wasn’t aware of—even if the particular comic might be a poop joke."

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    Sarah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That about sums up the U.S.

    Sarah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teucer T, I was actually talking about how Trump had ruined everything. Biden's gonna fix it tho.

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    Mark Howell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explains an orange t**d floating around for a while ;o)

    WiTchY_WoMaN
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US is still going through the wash... All the dirty spots will hopefully be washed away with time :)

    Wyatt Teixeira
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm american and I can verify that this is true

    Cami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    find this slightly offensive... yeah some aspects of America are dumpster fires but I hate the stereotype that the entire country is bad and everyone in it is stupid.

    Perry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true but hell no I’m living in a toilet water country

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    D e p r e s s e d
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as you cough or sneeze you automatically get assumed that you got Coronavirus....

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A year ago when this whole mess started to be a thing, I heard a joke. "I used to cough to hide a fart. Now I fart to hide a cough."

    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have allergies, and the only place I can sneeze and cough is at home. Damn it.

    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneezing isn't really a Covid symptom, though - dry cough is.

    Googleman1234
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psssst. Dont let the libertarians find this post.

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    So far, the proudest moment in Nygård's career was an Optipess book released in late 2019 in Norway.

    "I’m super proud of that, but I’m hoping to top that at some point. The comic has also been in print in various publications over the years (it’s currently in the Norwegian Nemi magazine!) and I always get a kick out of seeing my comics in any kind of physical form."

    Drawing comics is not the artist's full-time job, but he says he would love to dedicate more time to it, and you can actually be a part of this wish! Consider supporting Optipess on Patreon as it "truly means the world" to Nygård.

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    Denki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like ur friend he is cool lookin

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, at least the kid has a friend

    Malachi Brill-Koza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see darth vader from star wars my fav

    William Faulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, Jabba went on Keto diet or something?

    Alden Bruner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of calvin and hobbes

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    mph seti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti vaccine, much like anti mask, is really about selfishness. Some people are so selfish, they'd risk the health of everyone around them (as well as their own, and that of their families) just to 'protect' THEIR FREEDUMB!

    Teucer T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The danger of having too much information available on the internet. People will always find "proof" that their belief, no matter how asinine, is true. And it's not just "anti-vaxxers"... It's also people who believe the problem Michigan's governor is having is due to ignorant people who don't understand how dangerous COVID is rather than people being pissed off that the order has prevented their grandma from getting the hip surgery she needs for almost a year now so that hospitals can have empty beds "just in case they are needed."

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The freedom to have guns, drive drunk, or go withotu a mask ENDS WHERE ANOTHER PERSON'S RIGHT TO LIFE AND LIBERTY BEGINS. Sorry-not-sorry...

    Melanie King
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, some people are just dumb anti-vaxxers, and others have a good reason, for example ive gotten all the vaccines and stuff for school, like all the shots and whatever, but my parents wont get the covid vaccine because it hasnt been used long enough to know the long-term side effects of it.

    Jan Feline
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always love an intelligent, well researched response to an important discussion.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you don't admit you are wrong, you don't feel the embarrasment of being wrong... it is more comfortable, so some people do not do it.

    cassiushumanmother
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was reading an article about vaccines and found this funny. The french Marianne walking on a line between covid and vaccine, because frenchies are the most scepticals about vaccines in the world. But not like "antivaccers" "conspiracy theorists" trending, just because we are sceptical about a lot of things. In december only 40 per cent of french people wanted to get vaccinated against Covid. 20210211_1...332427.jpg 20210211_180845-60256d8332427.jpg

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    To wrap up, Nygård shared his recipe for overcoming creative block and a piece of motivation for upcoming artists who would like to succeed online!

    "Keeping up motivation, especially these days, can be hard, but I firmly believe the alternative of NOT having a creative outlet would feel even worse. So whenever I feel blocked and can’t really come up with anything I’m excited about, a way out is to just to finish something even if it’s probably not perfect. A half-decent to OK comic is better than no comic at all, and usually, it helps me to jumpstart into the next comic. Related to that, for upcoming artists, the best thing is to just start and finish something. Chances are it is probably not amazing (of course, it CAN be!), but at least it’s done. Rinse and repeat, and along the way, people might fall in love with you."

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    proud
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your mom types p into google search

    Wolfowl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see... Pale king no cost too great, prime factorization... Boss perfect dark Gaia, Petz Catz music... and a video of a possum eating a strawberry.

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    William Faulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegan how to google docs school essay Math calculator when will COVID end how to not be lonely during COVID Bon Jovi and so on.....

    Alexandria Kelly-Kane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    speaking of browser history, let's delete it!

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could people please not be downvoted for not getting the joke? There’s no need to dislike their comment asking for clarification.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cute how people think just deleting browser history does something. ----- the IT guy

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    LILLIAN BARTELL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are spider eggs kids you might not want to go there

    A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwww Spider bunny looks so cute

    Why?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The harey spider strikes again!

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    free spiders for everybody!

    ChIcKeN bReNt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spiders all like, "WHAT THE HECK"

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never trust an easter egg hunt in the forbidden forest.

    Cami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they taken her children

    Margaret Granade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God what happened to the Easter bunny though...

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    For more funny comics with unexpected twists, you might want to check out some of the recent comics by great artists featured on Bored Panda. Here are cute comics by Ryan Pagelow that become not-so-cute when you reach the twisted ending; Tony esp ends his comics in a weird and unexpected way; Cameron Spires, known as goattoself, draws completely absurd, but hilarious strips; and Super Combo Deluxe creates random and offbeat comics you might also like. Enjoy!

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    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would be like "I'M FROM THE FUTURE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIVES GET OFF THIS SHIP RIGHT NOW!! IF YOU DIE, IT'S YOUR FAULT!! BYE!"

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody believes the raving madman in weird clothes. Haven't you seen that movie?

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *grabs the captain by the collar* HEED THE WARNING, YOU DUMBASS!

    Elaine Tabor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of people say they would go back and save the titanic but even if it did not happen to the titanic then it would just happen to another ship

    Bryn
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE TITANIC SUNK TO COMMIT INSURANCE FRAUD

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Final Destination vibes...

    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the right time, but to be fair more died from Trumps recklessness about COVID than people died on the Titanic.

    Googleman1234
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely cant tell what this cartoonists political beliefs are

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    LILLIAN BARTELL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its funny how he marked that on his calendar

    Bi Kirby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would've been really funny if he drew a knife through the heart!

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    Mazama de Soto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he drink through the mask? A straw?

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In '88 as a hs senior, I dreamt about being in a Fri13 movie; the Jason actor was a hottie, and wasn't any of those who actually played him, tho'. The next day, a friend in class brought a hockey mask and I was freaked out!

    Wyatt Teixeira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Jason's gotta chill every once in a while

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing for me is that October 13th was my wedding day, but I'm divorced now. And I'm typing this with my cat asleep on my lap. My ex was allergic to them.

    Demon Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that why I'm still alive??

    Alexandria Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its friday the 13 and he sees its cold and windy outside and says meh whyskip one day of work

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This extinction-level event sponsored by..."

    Isaac Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The world is about to end, but before that, this asteroid was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!

    Yeshaya D
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corporate America in a nutshell.

    ZAFIRA BRAGA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “this doomsday event is sponsored by Pepsi Starbucks Coca-Cola and McDonald’s”

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    Why?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you humans ...

    Emma Cryder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can I say except 🅳🅴🅻🅴🆃🅴 🆃🅷🅸🆂

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think I’ll ever look at lemonade the same again....

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    AnimalsRuleHumansDrool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see angels and angles confused all the time

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hells Angles...yes, that was geometry as I remember from school.

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    William Faulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XDDDD does anyone get the glowing weak spots part from Lost Planet Extreme Conditions on Xbox360?

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    Indra Servo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but...but...that glowing eyes....and that glowing mouth. They should just recruit HALO or DOOM player instead of Fortnite player

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to me, amigo. I support the Galactic Council.

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time try the "Flirt" option.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, did you get the Glowspot DLC?

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    D e p r e s s e d
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a lady by her toes, if she screams, don't let her go🎶 this reminds me of Melanie Martinez.

    Deal _Anneal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when u realize this song originated from racism

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    J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An unexpected choice.

    Aubreanne Womack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOO IT SHOULD'VE BEEN THE FATHERRRRRR

    Donna Cheung
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT's why my plants always die!

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    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont understand some people's problem with gays or bis. love is love and some people still need to learn that.

    Aj Grimes (them/they)🦄
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, some people have a problem with all of the sexualities and genders. I get bullied at school for being a non-binary lesbian. They always tell me my pronouns aren't real and non-binary isn't a gender. I get made fun of for liking girls, but that doesn't stop me.

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    Wolfstar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again: homophobes, get your weird controlling-love-lives fetish under control.

    Penelope kaplan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a Homophobia award in the background of the 4th panel. Also why do some people not like gay people

    Darwin van Oosterom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like gays and bis one of my friends is bi and she is funny

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sooner people learn to go home and sit in judgement on themselves is when we'll have a chance at getting better...

    Dreamwolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And btw BiLal, "pedos and necrophilials" are 100% different then gays, wtf would you comment that you brain dead seedling.

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    Brielle DeSenneville Freano
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i should do this to i can play animal crossing with somebody

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that demon probably talks less smack than your typical twelve-year-old gamer...

    Bi Kirby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be scared of my smile! " H I N E W F R I E N D ! ! ! "

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    Lunar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurry and press Waldo!!!

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    DE Ray
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs some clarification: Ripe tomatoes are generally not recommended but not fatal for cats - unripe tomatoes and tomato plants contain solanine, which is dangerous for them, but that compound is greatly reduced as the fruit ripens. However, tomato sauce often contains onion and garlic, which is orders of magnitude more fatal for cats - minute amounts of onion or garlic can send them into renal failure.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I before E except after C.... "Garfield" sorry I had too. one person, fine everyone? not fine.

    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/i-before-e-except-after-c

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    Livia Paikos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Erynn Schwellinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The garlic and onion would have killed him a long time ago.

    Laura Mende
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the time he was suicidal, and we never knew it... Sad!

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's dark.....I like it

    Ray Martin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I wondered why I hadn't seen Garfield in a while.

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    William Faulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gRade level in school drops 17 percent from 83

    Emo Sloth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reminds of the new game by custom cursor (if you don't have the extension you won't get it)

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    Abby S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude that.... that is darrkkkk

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    Emo Sloth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does this mean reviving ppl is possible? cuz the way I see it you just switch out the candle with a new one

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    Amy Dodds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Mike myers, dressing up as Mike myers who plays Austin powers

    Malena Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhhh i get it cuz mask inside out

    Sebastian Killin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony. This reminds me of baby driver

    Alexandria Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I make you horny baby (Austin powers movie)

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    The weird one!
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww i love that by far my fav

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    -OldCarnival-
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but I find this relatable. There have been so many times I thought someone solved an answer for me but never said the solution-

    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also why I dislike "no necroing" unwritten rule. Mostly when it's the first or only Google hit.

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    Arwen Undomiel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH BISCUITS ITS DA GUILLOTINE AGAIN

    Malachi Brill-Koza
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    4 years ago

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    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Guillotine is too good for him... He should have his neck chewed apart by kittens.

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried that, the kittens nuzzled him and went to sleep.

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    Neva Nevičica
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plant people! (just standing there, watching and wilting :D)

    Nerdy_Tomboy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love rats. Almost as much as I love cats. I really wish that I could get rats. One day I WILL be a crazy crat lady...if that works out...

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    The Jester
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH NO, I'M A CAT PERSON!!!!!!!

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    Luna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No not the flightless animallllssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    Lorelei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flightless bird airlines..we travel in cars

    Barrie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo... how did they get off the ground in the first place?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily Weird Al was there to save the day.

    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a terrible joke. "Pilots can't fly", but they took off and flew for long enough to then remember "F**k we don't know how to fly". Moreso, we also can't fly. So it just doesn't work.

    Among Us
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Penguins and Ostriches are flightless birds. So they're on a plane and learning to fly.

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    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, boston dynamics are working on robots for the military already...

    Furry_Danger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, while they watch that, start prepping for life on mars. Or you can stay and observe what happens to humanity.

    Niffler_13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That robot always reminds me of the book Shades Children

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're there to laugh at the humans.

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    Bi Kirby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something, where a guy wrote down a list of all the things he wanted. Smart!

    PineappleQueen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s simple. Wish there were no rules when it came to wish making

    Alexis Davar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covering up a covering up comment!

    Doob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The government, am i right?

    Nina Strauss
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    4 years ago

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    Stop covering up comments!!! I’m downvoting you

    Anonymous Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm downvoting you. They are just trying to help

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    Tanner Wright
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    4 years ago

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    Men don't read the instructions anyway:)

    Aleksei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow you have created an ad hominem attack that combines feminism, sexism, lies and rudeness all in one sentence. (Slow clap)

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    Ivo H
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suck, doesn't it? At least he's still on the web

    Ben Steinberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the power to drink beer and watch sports on Sunday, Man-Spider leaps...onto the couch for a nap...

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man-spider, man-spider, Does whatever a man can, Can he swing from a web, No he can't, he's a man. Here comes the man-spider.

    Adele Xie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    techincallllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy with my overthinking mind the spider would go along its job like spinning webs or whatevs and have human abilities but I am taking this way too seriously

    Malachi Brill-Koza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

    Deep One
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dreamweaver web developer. Or maybe he's studying string theory.

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    Flare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a terrible father.

    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist new boyfriend, doesn't want child around

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    Perry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hack why would they just get rid of there kid

    Bunny Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I'm seeing the dad/brother/mom's boyfriend/etc used a puppet to scare the kid at night and now they're taking him to the mental hospital even it was all that dudes fault

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    A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would make more sense if it was the kid's brother

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way of getting them to leave the nest

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    PotatoNinja5000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unclear whether it's about a dead spouse or necrophilia. I'll probably get downvoted either way for questioning it.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a video response: https://youtu.be/ks219IgrXhM?t=308

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    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That about sums up my love life...

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait no- I should not be crying over this, it feels too close to home-

    Doob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is this, red string

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    La Petite Morte
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. The best would be all three at the same time... ;) Man, I miss going to cons.

    Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. CNN reported it. They're fake news.

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's one way to commemorate the event.

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    Desto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody else see the threesome and foursome on the list or is it just me😳

    Obi Wang Kenobi
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The two items after Rewatch "Community" o_O

    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is obsessed with this show

    Bi Kirby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a threesome and a foursome?! Weird thing to have on a bucket list in my opinion ( not trying to ffend )

    Doob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    foursome... ewwwwwwwwww

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    THOR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that knot isnt the right one. he will live

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    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont judge a book by its cover

    Aiyanna Clements
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t judge a present by it’s wrapping

    Ev Elyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I like getting socks for gifts....

    Mark Evans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use brown parcel paper too. Cheaper and more eco friendly.

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    AlmightyOne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that point, give the body a proper burial!

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why not? it's not like skeleton can move

    Denki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they still have't said goodbye

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    Indra Servo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Golden Dart Frog had enough poison to kill 200 people

    Flare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is ded. not big suprise.

    juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the frog looks traumatized

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    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy. What's appealing about sharing someone else's shirt though?

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    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meeting Jeff Goldblum is pretty expensive. Legit.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just setting yourself up for a Total Recall sort of situation.

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    Firefoxy3121
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't these exist in real life

    Ryan Michaud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *GASP* THE OCTOPUS WAS CHEATING ON THE BIRD, THERE IS BAT WINGS!!!!!!!!

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    FroggyGirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no nonononononono my childhood gooooooonneee

    PotatoNinja5000
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally it takes intense and prolonged suffering to make someone lose their childhood, but you do you, I guess.. I had to be put into foster care when I lost mine, so it's a bit of a kick in the balls that some people can apparently lose theirs so painlessly 🤷‍♂️

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    Caleb Lumpkin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she just literally fricked a frog

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoking frog reminds me of some bad luck guy saying "I wonder if life smokes after it f*cks me" it was in a movie I think. Always makes me laugh.

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    THOR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but antennas are better

    Doob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ?......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................?

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    Mintchinchilla
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how- get bright light- how hoomans resist

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    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Monster wanted some tattoos! In all actuality, I really like the embroidery/cross stitch tattoo style.

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    Combine Elite Soldier
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wand he's holding though! Can you please give me a gaming PC?

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    Shelp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to outsmart the tutorial and leave it to do whatever is permitted in the first level

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    Perry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must be good friends if Igor got exactly what they wanted

    Call Me Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might wanna go to that embroidery class...?

    Indra Servo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously, any comics involving Igor are wholesome

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    TheGr81sComing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone played: how to serve man? :D

    Doob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH F**K NO NOW YOU'VE GONE TO FAR

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Save the poor baby!!!!!!!!

    ISABELLE CRONIN
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    4 years ago

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    Noooo! the poor babies!! well,abortion is worse than that.

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    Tom Hardeveld
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Humanitiy doomed again AGAIN, everyone is freezing" ad: "Icepops now 50% off!"

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    Shelp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my absolute nightmare

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cremated remains are your absolute nightmare?

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1 Rule in the IT world: Have backups Rule #2: Have backups of the backups

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    Dagnirath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶And we will all go together when we go What a comforting fact that is to know Universal bereavement An inspiring achievement Yes, we all will go together when we go🎶 ---Tom Lehrer

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs

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    Athenalikesowls
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it. Cant even watch the videos I need to for school with it on.

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    Doob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

    ELIJAH MAY
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the best thing ever (in my lifespan) safe search

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    JUSTIN HAMILTON
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then he takes him into a dungeon

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    Kai Johnson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because of the money in the overalls of the bear it is implied that the bear sold the other stuffed animals so that only he would remain, at least that's what i think

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    Summer Woodsong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the past, maybe now even, planes and trains, even buses release the contents of their bathroom facilities into the air or onto the track. He was standing in the wrong place.

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    Xylle Flora
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    4 years ago

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    This is like Death Note

    manon M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like death note without the death note !

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    アニメᴡᴇᴇʙ アニメ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is everyone downvoting Xylle Flora they are right. Light Yagami gave a purse stealer with the death penalty once

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's official - the Multiverse is useless.

    Michael Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another 13 years, we will have another excellent non-sequel like Half Life Alyx.

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    Flare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a better idea: tell Freddy the date, and then he can teleport you to a victim

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    Alejandro The Great
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    4 years ago

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually the opposite.

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    Flare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Two days later* Oh look, a present! Lets see what is in he- Holy *beep*!