40 Of The Most Amusing Covidiot Shutdowns

I like Beth.

How can people make an idiot of themselves so readily?

I would also not like to meet Spencer.

This was such a good burn

ouch. savage

The amount of “pride” on these idiot’s faces... Not sure people will ever understand wearing a mask isn’t a Freedom issue.

Hey, that's not fair. No one explained Trump what sunglasses are and how he should use them. How can you use sunglasses without a manual? /S

The people going on about "doing research" don't even actually have the skills to do it properly or the ability to correctly read and interpret what they get.

I know it shouldn't but this one made me laugh . I see myself as pretty good with words and never shy for a pun or a witty remark, but replies like these make me jealous

This is rudeness? Some people have poles shoved up too far.

Nice comparison

Hi Laura. New Zealand’s outbreak HAS ended. You watched videos of how we did it, but you turned your nose up because it was a librul method.

I like comments that were comparing 4 months worth of covid vs annual data for everything else. at 245 000 dead in 9 months, it is more than all that person listed combined.

I want to hang out with this woman.

🤦🏻‍♀️ some people....

Kelly should feel ever so stupid now but she'll keep denying that there's a pandemic going on. Her next post will be a rant why she can't have a Covid-19 test and a ventilator because it's her goddamn constitutional right.

Wear a Complex,weird looking mask for halloween?..hell yes. Wear a simple mask made from simple cloth and strap for Covid prevention?..hell no, i had my rights!!

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I think benjamin is a troll. Just what I gathered from looking at his post history.

This misses the risks to family members as well. Kids are huge vectors... try to explain that C19 is scary, and I'd expect them to lick their hands and start chasing each other screaming "'Rona! 'Rona!"

Way to compare apples to armadillos, Brad.

Don't be like Bill. Use real masks.

Who is Eric Prydz?

I personally don’t believe in god but I respect those who do. Yet I am driven mad by those who use there beliefs as a shield against criticism or science. (As a note, most people that I meet that believe in God are very awesome and generous people!) ps. sorry for the long post!

Because. The. US. Didn’t. Do. A. Proper. Lockdown. Or. What. Taiwan. Did. (New Zealand went out of lockdown about a week after that tweet and has only needed to do a mini lockdown in one area since.)

I'm kind of curious about "sacred geometry" now....

Ohh my! "catch a pregnancy from your lack of abortion" 🤣

There are just no words for the kind of stupid that reads "gas exchange" and thinks its putting gasoline in things

All the pandemic has really done is shown how selfish so many people are

"I almost died but it's blown out of proportion and taking precautions is living in fear". Some people just deserve a Darwin award

Also what does he think a gas mask is?

*mic drop*

Oh dear God. I hear this one a lot. I have learned to reply like this: "Ever hear of Typhoid Mary? Made people sick but never was sick herself?" Ninety percent answer, "Oh yeah, I heard about that in school/onTV/etc.". Me: "OK, now pretend she's COvid Larry...."

Leilani is so done

Someone should tell these "sheep vs lion" people that lions are endangered.

"Why is everyone panicking and crying that we're sinking? I'm here on the stern 150 feet above sea level and the music is playing. "

Nothing is.

"Because it works better if we both do it"!

Why cover Shelly's name? It should be known that Shelly is on the cutting edge of Infectious disease research. You should know who to visit when you have an infectious disease. /S

My own mother claims she isn't anti-vaxx, all her kids are vaccinated with the usual stuff, but she kicks up such a fuss every time a new vaccine becomes available I really have to wonder....

Bill Mitchell seems to be a very good provider of stupid corona-related quotes

this needs more upvotes. anti-maskers, you're not fighting a war. you're draft dodging.

Perfect

Twitter could have moderated tweets much better to shut up all the idiots. But I guess they were too busy moderating Twitteranus Tweety the tangerine toddler.

If your mask are made from steel, enduring from dozen of arrow, few flying spear and some blow from a mornig star i will say yes

That, plus the viruses are not naked floating around alone, they're inside much larger droplets.

Someone's getting written out of the will...

Pure common sense

Covid-19 doesn't care about your immune system, it seems. Some people who recovered, got it twice and died. So that's "Goodbye" to the theory of immunity. And now Denmark has reported that they've discovered a mutant of Covid-19. https://www.thelocal.dk/20201106/tests-are-ongoing-danish-officials-offer-reassurance-over-mutated-coronavirus-variant

I wish I had the confidence to say this to my aunt who keeps posting anti mask bullcrap. Im 14 and shes 36...she needs to grow up...

Gold!

I love this reply. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

The only problem with what Bill Gates said was that he assumed people were smarter than they actually were.

I can't wait till the Orange Turd is gone. Going to be a long 2 months

.... You don't put the mask in your mouth. Why would you put your hands on your mouth putting on a mask?

It's .048%, not .00048%. Many people don't see such an error and often such 'mistakes' are made on purpose in order to make a number look insignificant.

I suspect you lost him at "farts smell because..."

Well said

I love Franklin.

Someone is gonna need some aloe Vera for that burn...

If you can live with these numbers... but not be okay about abortions, drunk drivers, drug abuse, murder, cancer, heart disease.... I realllllly want ten minutes alone with you. Actually, no. I want you to hand-wash the bloodied sheets where a Covid patient hacked out their last breath....

Red commentor is likely now working at a conservative think tank with those bs skills

THIS. The reply. Thank you. You have no idea how many people cling to the social media "facts" over science b/c social media means they dont' hvae to be scared.

The logic: We have 741 deaths per million and there are countries doing worse. Answer Yes, San Marino is on top with 1,237 deaths per million. Actual deathcount for San Marino is 42 while the deathcount for the US is nearly 250 000. Who is doing worse?

For once James Woods isn't wrong