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This Twitter Page Documents Only The Most Savage Yet Also Clever Comebacks, And Here’re 30 Of The Best Ones
Crafting a snappy and witty comeback that’ll grab everyone’s attention is no easy feat. However, all that effort and comedic instinct are worth it—if it’s on the internet, it might just live on in the digital hall of fame in screenshot form. Who knows, you might see peeps sharing your comeback for years and years. Ego boost? Yes, please!
One place where these legendary testaments to people’s wit are documented is the ‘Clever Comebacks’ page on Twitter. Having been founded just a few short months ago, in February, it’s grown to have nearly 67k followers since then.
We’ve collected the crème de la crème of clever comebacks for you to enjoy, dear Pandas, so go on and have a look at them below. Hopefully, some of these will inspire you to greatness the next time you need a snappy one-liner. Don’t forget to upvote the ones you enjoyed the most and let us know what the very best comeback you’ve ever said or written was in the comments.
I reached out to British musical stand-up comedian and comedy writer Ariane Sherine to talk to her about comebacks, the role that courage plays in comedy, and how we can overcome our fear of being judged whether on-stage or on-screen. Have a read below for Bored Panda's interview with the humor expert.
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Kira Okah 4 years ago
There are only three companies in the USA that are allowed, by government regulation, to produce insulin. Talk to your government.
Jerry Mathers 4 years ago
Isn't what the mask hoarder is doing a prime example of capitalism? This what our pharmaceutical companies, hospitals, insurance providers, and pharmacies do on a daily basis? Holding resources necessary to life hostage for ridiculous amounts of money. The fact that the FBI raided this guy (they should have, btw) is an admission by the US government that the US healthcare system is in fact criminal activity veiled as capitalism.
Leah Helbig 4 years ago
You see they won't do anything to the insulin manufactures because they get a portion of the money. This guy was trying to make money under the table which is the only reason they cared. Again people they don't care about you
Kat 4 years ago
Again, I must say that in EU, insulin costs nothing or only a bit for diabetics.
soni w 4 years ago
Too right. And Noone ever distrusts them. I've watched for the last 10 years the unfolding of the opioid epidemic created by pharma. Doctors get huge kickbacks by prescribing them en masse. The creator of Fentanyl just got jailed for building up a pyramid scheme with doctors to sell his drug, which was designed strictly for end stage cancer patients, it ended up becoming standard meds for a sore toe or PTSD. Pharma pushing drugs onto the population has caused a an epidemic of opioid addiction that's affected just about every country and family. Don't even get me started on ADD/HD meds and the flow on effect of that and meth users.
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John C 4 years ago
Fun fact: insulin is dramatically more potent/effective when manufactured in 0 gravity. If costs go up much more, it may be cheaper to go to space and make it!
Mary Rose Kent 4 years ago
Do you know the physics of why this would be so?
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lara 4 years ago
Insulins are technically biologics, a label used to describe drugs or therapies derived from living cells and organisms. But policymakers in Washington didn’t have a framework for regulating biologic drugs and their copycat counterparts, biosimilars, until 2010, when Congress laid out the start of that framework in its Biologics Price Competition and Innovation Act. As part of that law, Congress said insulin — which had previously been regulated like any other drug — would be regulated as a biologic beginning in 2020. Congress left the logistics of that transition up to FDA — and the agency’s transition plan wasn’t as flexible as generic makers had hoped, at least for encouraging a generic insulin. Related: Senators press insurers for reams of pricing and rebate info on insulin The FDA’s policy decrees that any insulin application that’s still pending before the agency on March 20, 2020, will be rejected. Any applicant would then have to start over and reapply [STAT news]
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Omi bub 4 years ago
& they change the phrasing of the question to be less racist
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Pangolin Pal 4 years ago
I love the carefully spaced words in your son's answer -- implying, without saying so in X-many words, that the question was idiotically clueless. Your son is awesome!
ZeroHargreaves057 4 years ago
the teacher is gonna need some liquid nitrogen for THAT burn.
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Llama_flower93 4 years ago
How would you otherwise phrase the question to make it better? Honestly asking.
Joe Reaves 4 years ago
Name three of the major regions inhabited by native Americans prior to colonisation or in the 19th century or whatever period it's asking about.
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Quinn Alexander 4 years ago (edited)
"Stop telling people I'm dead!" Legit though, and I really hate this, I thought Native Americans were some mythical thing that didn't exist anymore until I learned my great grandma is literally full blooded Mohawk. The American school system is so inherently racist.
Stephanie Did It 4 years ago
His is the best answer but I would have said North America, Central America and South America.
#3
Ola Polowczyk 4 years ago
Idk why my original comment got shortened. I once heard: "It must be terrible to have two mums or dads. You either get the double amount of dad jokes, or get into the infinite loop of 'go ask your mother' "
A B C 4 years ago
Hahaha what a friggin' great response, and it shows us (which we all *should* know) that the construct of "a kid needs a father and a mother to be in a healthy family, gay people can't offer that" is societal bullsh*t.
"Courage is hugely important," British comedian Ariane told Bored Panda about its role in comedy. "The more courageous you are, the more you'll shed your inhibitions and the greater the chance that you'll say something shocking and funny."
According to the comedy expert, the element of surprise is "essential" to comedy. And more often than not, "there's an edge or a hint of cruelty" in most jokes and comebacks. "If you're timid and careful, then you're probably not going to want to offend people with comebacks and will be polite rather than witty," she said.
#4
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
The US constitution demands a jury of his peers, for a fair trial. Yet the jury did not consist of 12 white racist cops with a record of killing civilians... sounds unfair.
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Emerald 4 years ago
As a person who lives in Minneapolis and knew George Floyd personally, this is an amazing comeback and needs more upvotes ❤❤
Miriam L 4 years ago
I'm sorry for your loss. The past year must have been incredibly challenging and I hope you have some small measure of peace now. We have a long way to go to repair a broken unjust system, but step by step we're getting there.
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Blakkur Sverrir 4 years ago
He choked a man to death on camera, while ignoring his and bystanders pleas for mercy. He should thank the god of his choice that the trial was not "fair"...
Scagsy 4 years ago
Would it be so hard for U.S. cops to just stop killing people for a while? I saw all 8 Police Academy films and nobody ever got killed. If anything, it was a heart-warming experience but obviously the current Police Academy is not nearly as good as the others were. Always the same with sequels.
Watching 4 years ago
Screw all the nasty Trump supporters that keep saying George Floyd deserved it.
Something 4 years ago
He didn't, but it sets a pretty bad precedent if murder is allowed just because people think the victim deserved it.
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Cassie 4 years ago
Derek Chauvin got due process. George Floyd did not get due process. Everybody accused of a crime should get due process.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Because several videos of Derek Chauvin smirking to the camera while killing a man wasn't conclusive evidence. That murderer has a record of violent and racist behavior.
soni w 4 years ago
I feel everyone lost their way in the argument. Whether you're black white Hispanic indian Asian or whatever, what happened here was about POLICE BRUTALITY. The killer was a cop. And the victims of this behaviour are all colours and races, very well documented too. We gotta stop compartmentaling these behaviours as racism and start looking at what it really is - authority with the power of God in thier hands knees and hearts.
TrashPandaSociety 4 years ago (edited)
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Mark Schilling 4 years ago
Their pitch should have been about the environmental impact of wasting paper and ink cartridges.
Panda-riffic 4 years ago
The pitch for Taco Bell worked though. Now I am craving a Chalupa supreme! ;-)
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Kennedy Johnson 4 years ago
I don’t have a printer but, I’m sure it doesn’t cost 42 Disney tickets a month.
Ki Li 4 years ago
I'm going to guess this is not a home printer. It's most likely a very large laser printer in a college. That means it goes through a lot of paper and toner plus repairs. I don't find it hard to believe.
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Douglas Campbell 4 years ago
In my college, only honor students are allowed to print for free. Everyone else has to pay .10 for B&W, .50 color.
Valley Girl 4 years ago
Well, that's messed up. So cuz I'm not an honor student I can't print out the study materials that might help me to become one and therefore not have to pay your stupid fee?
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RatherLoopy 4 years ago
Agreed! It wouldn't make them any smarter but if their grammar improved, Americans might look a little less ignorant to the rest of the world. Then again, they'd still be making the same asinine statements, so probably not.
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
People who give a f**k about other people's sexuality although it is none of their business as if it were somehow relevant, dowvote me.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
It's vaguely relevant here though. I don't want a straight pedophile teaching my daughters... So I'm not 100% cool with straight teachers.
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third molar 4 years ago
How are people ok to send their girls(/boys) to heterosexual teachers, who are with them for 8 hrs?
Julie 4 years ago (edited)
Because our kids need to learn reading, history and maths. ( I read your question wrong, sorry...but I will leave my answer anyways😁)
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CatWoman312 4 years ago
What your teacher does outside of his job is none of anyone’s business
Alejandra Lima 4 years ago
I never knew this "they-their-they're-there" thing was an issue for so many people. I'm not a native english speaker but I had never mistaken these words.... Why? May be I was taught well? May be I paid attention? May be is just about how they sound so similar so kids learn how to pronounce them before they learn how to write? I don't get it...
Hermione 4 years ago
ESL speakers are usually less sloppy with the language than native English speakers.
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pusheen buttercup 4 years ago
Jeez, there's a difference between homo and child molester. It's school curriculum, not how2Bgay101. No one taught me, after all.
The anonymity that the internet and social media provide can be a double edged sword: it can help people feel freer because they'll take criticism less personally, but it can also empower bullies to spew hatred. Comedian Ariane agreed that anonymity is a tool and everything depends on how we use it.
"We feel freer to say things we wouldn't say in real life, but that also means we're more likely to be hurtful. I think the same is true of being on stage for comics—when we're holding the mic we feel free to dispense with niceties," she gave us her take on the relationship between anonymity, honesty, and comedy.
#7
Blakkur Sverrir 4 years ago
True ,but: If EVERYONE changes EVERYTHING (no meat, not 30% less, no car, plane, train, no heat....) that would still be only 29% according to this source. Oxfam on the other hand published a study that claims that the 1% richest individuals are responsible for double the CO2 than the poorest 50%. So... most people can reduce CO2 all they want.. the richest 1% will still screw us all
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Kevin Erdős–Bacon 4 years ago
All 100 of those corporations are involved in petrol, energy or mining. Are they polluting for the hell of it, or because of consumer demand? Of course it's much more nuanced than simply a "moral failing on the part of individuals", but consumers must shoulder the blame to some degree. Less consumption + more renewables = less pollution
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
They would not produce it if people did not buy it. Sometimes, you have to take your responsibilities instead of always blaming everyone else.
Miss Cris 4 years ago
Also we can make laws and restrictions to those producers in order they pay what they are doing.
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Val Izhakevich 4 years ago
The corporations, however greedy they are, do provide for consumption by those individuals who feel no guilt. Grow up to assume responsibility, Adam.
I'mNotARoboat 3 years ago
(In a reply to sometime else) You apparently don't know that a lot of those companies purposefully lobbied against/paid money to restrict/kill more efficient/environmental options.
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Deborah B 4 years ago
But how much of an impact will 'your part' have? It's not just the top 100 corps. It's all corporations, the super-rich, governments. If all the individual consumers made those three changes, would it reduce emissions by 1%, or even a 10th of 1%? And it's all very well to say vote with your money, but the research burden is huge, and the invisibilty of business-to-business supply chains mean that it's often impossible to see the true cost. We need legislation, taxation, and carbon and emissions permits. Yes, the cost gets passed on to consumers, but it allows us to make rational decisions as individuals and as a society. "Oh, so the true cost to the environment of an international flight is £3,000 per seat, not £300? welp, let's skip that meeting." "Oh, so electricity generated by solar and wind now costs one-tenth as much as electricity from that coalburning power station? Guess we don't need that station anymore."
Kevin Erdős–Bacon 4 years ago
I agree with everything you said except for the impact of individual consumers. If all individuals made those changes then yes, it would have a very big impact. Those corporations are polluting because of consumer demand. For example, according to the UN's Food and Agriculture Organization, meat (excluding seafood) and dairy production = 14.5% of greenhouse emissions. If everyone makes that change, boom, a substantial drop in emissions, not "a 10th of 1%". Automobile travel = 15% of greenhouse emissions. If everyone used there car half as much, for example, that's a 7.5% reduction in global greenhouse emissions, even more so if switching to electric vehicles. Smart thermostats will also have an impact to some degree, but switching to renewables as you mentioned more-so.
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I'mNotARoboat 3 years ago
We're technically still in an ice age. Ice caps on the poles indicate ice ages. Total global freezes are called glaciations.
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Norah Reilly 4 years ago
Like everything else, what and how much you can do is often (if not always) determined by your resources. If you ain't got the money, you can't do what the 'haves' say you should.
#8
Chris Wade 4 years ago
In reply to "Something" - Umm, prepare to have your mind blown: you can eat more than one slice of cake.
CatWoman312 4 years ago
Wait until they find out about cakes made for 25-30 people 😂
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Be an honor to share Bernie's birthday cake. I'll bring the Dr.Pepper.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Friends are a myth. Have you ever seen people with "friends" somewhere else than in fiction ?
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
They're real! I've got three of those in my basement.
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bi_pride777 2 years ago
Hey people there someone badges “Something” down below who has -204 points. I’ve seen racists and homophobics get less than that! My point is, Something doesn’t deserve that for a completely non-offensive comment, Ave if you could just go down there and upvote the comment so that we at least get back into the positive numbers!!!
Gwen Parker 4 years ago
And who said you have to cut a cake in 10 pieces? What shape is the cake? Is it a huge sheet cake or a small round one? Variables >.<
Michael Sanders 4 years ago
158 downvotes. 100-58 mother flippin downvotes Something gets for making a completely non-offensive, logical in some context, throw away and again COMPLETELY non-offensive comment. Look at yourselves.
#9
Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago
The guys leaning forward with hardly any leg support, elbows bent and she looks like she's standing on her imagination. So I'd say my lack of photo shopping skills is what's stopping me.
Rick Seiden 4 years ago
Poor photoshop skills? No desire to have people look at my social media?
Ingrid 4 years ago
He is not engaging his legs to balance the weight of the woman so not to slip so this is clearly photoshopped
danielw 4 years ago
not to mention the rock face is in full sun, but his shadow is 1) some how able to pass through said rock, and 2) mostly vertical.
Load More Replies...Bored Panda was also intrigued to find out how best not to freeze up when you're going on-stage as a comedian or if we're paralized for fear of being rejected before posting a joke or a witty comeback. "Alcohol! Only joking. I guess it's to remember that fear of rejection never got anyone anywhere," Ariane quipped and then pointed out that we have to focus on what our end goals really are. "All the comics you admire have overcome fear of rejection. So do you want to make people laugh or not?"
#10
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
not if you didn't want a million dollar phone bill
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Θωμάς Γιόρκης 3 years ago
The parents that want to say something clever en directly tell us that their kids said it (so they take at least SOME of the credit) are one of the most pathetic groups online.
#11
Vanta Black 4 years ago
You really have to be careful when typing "dad bods" with predictive text on.
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Electric Mayhem 4 years ago
There's nothing wrong with dad bods, but I don't think that the reason people watched Shrek was because they were attracted to him....
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
I prefer good personality / character /principles. Body says nothing to me.
Frozengeckolover 4 years ago
I do prefer guys with some kind of body, though. I mean, I guess you could get freaky with a brain, but that might be weird.
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Charl Marx 4 years ago
I am all about the Dad bods. My mom used to say my type is big brains and big butts. Fortunately my husband has both 😂
Analyn Lahr 4 years ago
I found Magic Mike to be incredibly boring. Shrek on the other hand, is a lot of fun.
#12
Janet Graham 3 years ago
Really, unless they don't take reservations. Have you ever had your reservation canceled because they were busy and decided to seat someone else? That will chap your hide.
Comebacks, from cool and clever to lame and drab, are nothing new to us. Previously, I’d also spoken with comedian Ariane about the art of the comeback, as she's an insider in the world of comedy, timing, and shutting down hecklers.
Speed, according to Ariane, is where the essence of comebacks lies. Without it, our attempts at humor can fall flat. “I think the most important thing with comebacks is speed. Even if the joke isn't a total zinger, people will be impressed by your quickfire response," she told Bored Panda in an earlier interview.
#13
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Put "decent people" instead of women. It still works, but it is more accurate and inclusive.
blugeagua 4 years ago
Yes but most of the time the issue is misogyny and those remarks people make are almost always toward women.
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Grace McAllister 4 years ago
Listen to the individuals who basically said that woman are asking for it because of the way they dress, and that if they show skin they can’t be offend when men look. Why should women have to cover our body’s because men can’t decide to keep it in there pants?. If women want to dress comfortably that is not reason to objectify them, instead men should be taught to respect women and to maybe I don’t know, not stare at them.
Snug87_lookie_here 4 years ago
Prolly get down voted but idc it needs to be said You can't determine who is gonna look at u when u show off all ur goods it's common sense ppl you want to look will look and ppl you don't want to look will look if you don't want to be looked at have some self respect and cover up some people wanna say it's my body I cab dress how I want but wanna complain when an old man looks at them well guess what it's his body he can look where he wants. As long as he dnt touch u or try to harass u it's completely within his rights to look at u showing ur boobs n butt off if YOU choose to dress like that 🤔
wild_mushrooms 4 years ago
'K... but the top poster's profile pic looks like a girl, so please don't go blaming men when it was probably a chick who wrote it.
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Kennedy Johnson 4 years ago (edited)
Do you mean the paradox “ this sentence is false”?
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Jonathan MacFarlane 2 years ago
I swear I've seen this thing a million times, but each time there's two different people.
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Ben Moss 4 years ago
Jesus f*****g christ what idiot still doesnt understand that vaccines STRENGTHEN the immune system? Who honestly thinks that training your army makes it weaker?
Alan Green 4 years ago (edited)
kat: So vaccines don't strengthen your immune system. They just makes you produce more antibodies that you didn't have before? That sure sounds like strengthening to me.
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Something 4 years ago
Technically vaccines do cause more problems than they are supposed to prevent. Because they prevent death, and the longer you live, the more problems you'll encounter.
A B C 4 years ago
lol, after reading half your comment, I thought "why tf is this being upvoted?" - well done, mate :D
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lakitha tolbert 4 years ago
Really tho'! All vaccinations are doing is training your body to recognize a threat when it enters your system. People really do not understand what these are for...
Kat 4 years ago
Nothing wrong in eating healthy and boosting your immune system naturally as well... Getting a vaccine against some diseases doesn't mean that you can't still get everything else you're not vaccinated against.
F. H. 4 years ago
You can't "boost" your immune system. You can prevent it from not functioning normally, but you can't make it work better by choosing a special diet or training. That said, to make it funtion normally, exercise and a healthy diet are required.
Load More Replies... Luna Lovegood for Justice 3 years ago
What do you think a gym is for? It is for training your body by doing a "weaker" exercise. For example, if you were training to run a marathon you would run a 1/4 marathon, then a 1/3 marathon, and so on. That way I will be strong enough to run the marathon.
Cat 4 years ago
I work vaccination into Bumble conversation before deciding if I'd meet up, so I can flyer out anti vaxxer lol
Cat 4 years ago
Filter out* (my fingers need to keep up with my brain, or the other way around?)
Load More Replies...However, unlike us mere mortals, most stand-up comics actually come prepared. They’ve got an entire repertoire of comebacks at the ready, just in case they need to shut down a heckler or fire off a rapid put-down or two. What’s more, comedians tend to share these comebacks with one another.
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Llama_flower93 4 years ago
Just to be clear Jesus willingly did so. So if someone is willing to take all the worlds debt let me know.
kjorn 4 years ago
South park did it! When stan get a credit card and pays the debt of all people
Mere Cat 4 years ago
It was Kyle (which added to the Jesus comparison because he's Jewish)
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Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago
I love the fact there is hidden comments on this site you always know someone was an ass hat
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Lisa 4 years ago
You know the bible never mentions the word, "Apple." Early Christian art depicted it as a fig. They believe Apple came into play because when translated "malum" means evil and "malus" is apple.
The_tattered_hippie 4 years ago
I had a friend who did her whole dissertation on the theory that the tree of knowledge COULD have been chocolate. it was surprisingly convincing 🤣🤣🤣
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Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 4 years ago
🤣 as a pretty religious Christian, I find this hilarious 🤣
Lilith the Demon Panda 4 years ago (edited)
yeah, if Eve rather smoked a fattie instead eating some fruitcrap the world would be a much more peaceful place
#18
Miss Cris 4 years ago
Vitamin D-deficients need some sun, so burn is good for them.
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crazy_cat_notAlady 4 years ago (edited)
heyyyy...don't make "vitD deficient" an insult, please. 😭 unfortunately and quite comically, I'm Indian (very brown) and it's the only vitamin deficiency i have. how is that even humanly possible? although, this comeback is definitely funny!
Vic 4 years ago
Interestingly, a lot of Indian people I know, including me have a vit D deficiency. And we have a very sunny weather.. it's insane..
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S Higgins 4 years ago
I wish people would start saying 'the British govt' instead of 'Britain' - quite sure most of us plebs (or plebs' ancestors) had nowt to do with it
BlockDog02 4 years ago
Yes, I agree, but I have to say that mostly when you say a country you mean the government, and noone uses it as an insult.
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Fixin'Ta 4 years ago
Gaelic is actually the Scottish form of the Celtic language family. The Irish form is called Irish or Gaeilge.
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im irish and both of my parents, my cousins, my grandparents and my uncles and aunts know irish
BlockDog02 4 years ago
Yes, but sadly loads of people don't, especially with the trash teaching system :/
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
But Americans are still denying that your ZIP code defines who you are, what your chances of having a mortgage, a loan, education or a job are. Your ZIP code even defines the quality of the air you'll breath or the water you drink.
Ben Steinberg 4 years ago
but,but,but...there are 330 million people in this country. Please don't put us ALL in one bucket...
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Ben Steinberg 4 years ago
In fact, the zip-code is probably more important than the DNA contribution.
Nadine Debard 4 years ago
There are lots of studies using zip codes or more precisely some defined areas that can predict your access to healthcare, education and so on more precisely than your higher degree. And not only in the USA, but in all developed countries. Even with free university and free healthcare, your living area can affect how you access these facilities, in a very lower range, though.
danielw 4 years ago
usually, the immediate locality in which you were raised was more than somewhat dependent on the wealth your parents had. So, the important predictor is the wealth. especially when it's generational wealth.
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Eve 4 years ago
Whaaat? Omg America, why. In Europe it is totally not relevant. I mean anywhere where public education has good, high standards. You can always be someone if you just learn, work, expand your knowledge. No matter if you are poor, or rich, born in good or bad family. If you are lazy nothing will help you.
lara 4 years ago
In my dad's class in medical school, out of 100 students ONLY three were from "wealthy families." But the vast majority of them were veterans. That class, of 1954 had over twelve women, and more coming up the next year. My dad grew up on a small farm in central Texas.
Fiona C 4 years ago
That class of 100 had over 12 women, so 13 women? What a poor number. Bet it had one token black or brown guy too. Not sure what point you were trying to make. If your dad didnt think the majority of the class were wealthy then I suspect he was unaware of how fortunate he actually was. Wealth is relative
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sylvanticx 4 years ago
tbf, us americans drop the t to a lot. or turn it to a d. i for one say wader instead of water and if i'm talking fast i drop the t in cat so it's more like cah and then stop.
Kelly Hartle 4 years ago
My mother was drinking tea on a trip to Britain and commented that we don’t get tea like this in the U.S. The waitress responded, “The last time we sent it to you, you dumped it in the harbor.”
Jonathan MacFarlane 2 years ago
Acually, he UK is only hird in he lis of counries ha drink he mos ea. And if that sentence didn't make sense, all the t's were hidden.
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Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
Ryan also doesn't know that the wealthy use a much higher proportion of government services, for which they should pay. How many times have you been to court? Amazon is there on the daily. Bezos should pay more for the justice system than the average citizen; he's the one using it.
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Collette Johnson 4 years ago
Also Speaking more than one language ( my daughter just said this to me )
Queen Jackson. 4 years ago
My teacher said (I think in 2019) that amazon paid no taxes the year before, but maybe he had his sources wrong, Ryan?
Ariane highlighted the fact that you grow your emotional resilience with experience as a comedian. Over time, you get better at delivering comebacks and how quickly you can do so. “You don't want to give them the chance to reject you—you've got to get in there first with a funny insult!" she said about the dynamic between the performer and the audience if the latter’s feeling a tad cheeky and wants to have a go at ruining the show.
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Mark Schilling 4 years ago
Yeah that's a pet peeve of mine too (the lack of reply function, that is). They also often disappear so I have no idea who you're referring to. Yours is the only comment I'm seeing.
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Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
Existing human beings have rights. You cannot force women to give up their rights for a collection of cells that might, if everything goes exactly right, become a human being. If you do force women, and they die from pregnancy or delivery complications, then you've committed murder.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Or after accidentally getting pregnant from amazing sex. It doesn’t matter why we get pregnant. Just that we shouldn’t be forced to keep the pregnancy.
Load More Replies... Booklover378 4 years ago
Listen I am pro choice, abortion is only legal in the first 12 weeks (I think) and at that stage the fetus has just started developing and has no thoughts or emotions. It is just a cluster of cells and terminating it inst actually causing it any harm and might be saving it from a difficult future.
Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago
Be aware that Ryan Deschanel is a terrible person who should have been aborted to the benefit of everyone :)
Christel Nellemann 4 years ago
No contraceptive is a 100% functional, not the Pill, not IUD’s, certainly not condoms. And trying to forbid sexual intercourse/abstinense never worked either. And no-one uses abortion as a contraceptive, no one.
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Cheri Aline Sydney is such a troll. People can make a choice depending on what THEY want
Saara-Elina Kaukiainen 4 years ago
If it's too underdeveloped to to survive outside the womb (or NICU), it is not a human. (Yes yes, there are babies that are stillborn and they and all the other children who die because of a disease etc do not fit in to this gategory) Your body your choice.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
It’s a human. It just doesn’t have the right to another human’s body. It isn’t a cat or dog obviously. Who cares if it’s a human. It doesn’t have the right to our bodies
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Mario Elia 4 years ago
If you think cops don't SERVE, never call 911 when you are in need of help!
Janet Graham 3 years ago
Hmm, servers generally don't put themselves in a life or death situation while cops do it regularly.
#24
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
They found men who wore a mask were better than those who didn't because no woman wants to go near someone with a high risk of carrying COVID-19
J. F. 4 years ago (edited)
COVID infections can also lead to erectile dysfunctions and temporary infertility
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JayWantsACat 4 years ago
Two examples that easily negate that fabricated premise: Ted Cruz and Ben Shapiro. Drying up vaginas faster then climate change.
Frozengeckolover 4 years ago
Good point. They have negative sexual appeal. The thought that they (probably) have sex with at least their own wives, is disturbing. I just can't make my own mind contemplate that thought.
Load More Replies... pusheen buttercup 4 years ago
This is like some child making a penis joke because they have nothing solid to fall back to.
Steve R 4 years ago
Don't judge people on how they enjoy themselves Carol.
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Becky Samuel 4 years ago
I'm sorry. Do you need it explaining to you? You appear to be having some trouble with basic concepts today.
Load More Replies...If you feel like you’re not up to snuff, you really should draw on others for inspiration when it comes to good comedy. Whether it’s reading through tons of screenshots of clever comebacks that you find on the net or watching reruns of your favorite comedians (both are great).
However, British comedy pro Ariane pointed out that you shouldn’t be stealing original stand-up material for your own shows. It’s fine if you’re doing it to impress your friends, but there’s a certain code of honor that pops up when you start earning money for your jokes.
#25
Mark Schilling 4 years ago
Here's a radical thought: maybe being concerned for the greater good is beneficial for the individual. We live in a society, not in isolated cells.
blugeagua 4 years ago
Leah Helbig, you are dumb. We are most certainly not "obsessed" with him. But he ruined so much of the States that it's hard not to discuss the damage he has caused. Now Trump supporters on the other hand treat him like a god. Y'all are in a f*****g cult.
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
I shall refer you to the Preamble of the US Constitution, which thanks to animated educational films I was subjected to as a child I can recite verbatim: We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, and to provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America. It may be a single sentence, but it's 100% collective in nature.
Aileen 4 years ago
Of course. "I the Person, in order to form a more perfect self, establish justice and ensure my own tranquility, provide for my own defense, promote my own welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to myself (not my posterity) do ordain and establish this Constitution for me (screw the United States of America). That's definitely 100% what it says. /s
Nice cuppa tea 4 years ago
I love how he uses "blaringly", I guess a middle between and glaringly and blatant. Shows what level of debate we are at
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
...in order to form a more perfect UNION...promote the general welfare...
Nevits Yibble 4 years ago
"When I read the constitution". Which these people rarely do. If ever
#26
Bama Belle 4 years ago
It's called negativity bias. Our brains are still wired to pay better attention to bad news. It used to keep our ancestors alive. Now, it just gets in our way.
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Linus Nilsson 4 years ago
Am I the only one that reads the CNN headline the exact same way as the "comeback"? It is really enforcing the smallness of the number.
If I could I would live under water 4 years ago
I didn't, they should've written "only X people got infected" and lose the "anyway".
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Kiem Gallagher 4 years ago
People are completely misunderstanding the "efficacy" part, it isn't about NOT getting infected... it's about NOT dying from the virus. So, we KNOW even vaccinated we can become infected but we've armed our immune system to fight the infection so we may be asymptomatic or experience mild to moderate symptoms. It's 90+% effective IN KEEPING YOU OUT OF THE ICU AND ALIVE!
The Cute Cat 4 years ago
All vaccine is just like that.. You still could sick by the disease.. But, you will not having the severe level of sickness
soni w 4 years ago
The point of a vaccine is so you don't. If you get sick with it you can still pass it on. Completely defeats the PURPOSE of the vaccine. FFS don't you fools know anything? "Oh yeah I had the vaccine, but I can still get covid and I can still pass it on!" Yep, that makes me feel safe. We're all in together, yeah, nah were not.
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Elizabeth Molloy 4 years ago
The vaccine doesn't prevent one catching Covid-19; it prevents one DYING from it.
Mazer 4 years ago
This is exactly why I will be wearing a mask for the rest of this year even though I’m 100% vaccinated
Frozengeckolover 4 years ago
As with any virus, you can still spread it without catching it. I work with autistic anti-vaxxers, who sneeze on me, constantly put their fingers in their mouth and up their nose (and sometimes MY nose), and occasionally lick random things in public places (This is not a slam on autistic people. I'm not saying that all autistic people do these things. My job is to work with the individuals who need help with certain behaviors). I will totally be wearing a mask until the virus is under control. Even though I'm vaccinated, I could still infect people.
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Yes, as Bill Maher just found out, you can be fully vaccinated and still get sick. But most won't and those who do won't die.
Karin Jansen 4 years ago
"... And out of the 5,800 infected no one died or had to be hospitalized, as the fact that you can still contract the virus doesn't mitigate the immune response boosted by the vaccin."
Lisa 4 years ago
Only a few people in my station got the vaccine, I have my 2nd shot next week. Most people are afraid because of the Johnson & Johnson, they tell me this while vaping and smoking.
Commander Rex 4 years ago
Good luck with the shot! Getting my first next week
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Lovey Dove 4 years ago
WilvanderHeijden was being sarcastic they used a tone tag why the downvotes
Andrew Cohen 4 years ago
To be fair, most bk's are franchises, they charge such high franchise fees, make profit off the land, equipment, force their franchisees to buy their food of course, supplies etc., there's not enough left for much pay for employees. Corporations were meant to be short term, project based, to raise capital and then dissolve. They are literally not in the constitution. They need to end.
Beth Arriaga 4 years ago
This!! Sadly though, right now the price of almost everything is going up- gas, groceries, rent - at the same time many states are slowly implementing hire mandatory minimum wages Since when is believing people Working full time should be able to afford shelter, food, children etc a Socialist agenda??
somnomania 4 years ago
in my experience, at least on twitter, anything that sounds like it'll involve more money or effort is "socialist". the problem is that too many people in power in this country are extremely short-sighted :(
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Mike Beck 4 years ago
Boohoo, boohoo. I made $7.50 at BK and $7.35 at Sonic. I now make $5. House is bought and paid for. All the internet/TV/data we can use. No government assistance. It's a dirty word called "budgeting". The *federal* minimum is perfectly fine where it is. I could see an argument to raise it in some states/areas but not everywhere. Mandating financial education is something I definitely support since I feel that's the real problem.
Ariane told Bored Panda something that most people know but few voice aloud: it’s very clear to everybody when a comeback is good and when it’s so bad, you’ll be remembering it and cringing for years. We instinctively know what’s quality and what’s best left on the dusty lower shelf in the joke store.
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Sum Guy 4 years ago
I'm not against science, but I don't think you can convince someone whose reasoning is based on religion with science theory... The 1st thing they would ask is, how can you prove that uranium has a 4.5 billion half-life? who is documenting this? The problem is, both sides don't see the other as having proof.
Chris Wade 4 years ago (edited)
How? Math. Who is documenting this? Tens of thousands of scientists over the years. By knowing how many atoms a material started with, and then measuring what’s left, you can measure ages of old objects. It's called radiometric dating and it works because radioactive elements decay in predictable fashion. You don't need to measure the whole process (it's impossible), but if you measured even 0.00001% of the process, given that it's predictable, there are formulas for determining the half-life. I'll give you an extremely oversimplified example just so you can have a visual. Sit in a chair in a quiet room and clear your thoughts so your heartbeat is stable and has no reason to spike. Feel your pulse at your jugular with two fingers, look at your watch and count the pulse for 10 seconds. Say you counted 14. 14 x 6 = 84 bpm. You didn't have to sit there measuring your pulse for a full minute. You used maths to determine your pulse. Same principle.
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Thomas Es Thomas 4 years ago
Actually the Earth IS at least 4000 years old. That's true. Earth was here, 4000 years ago. It was also around 4.5 billion years ago, so you're both correct.
Lance d'Boyle 4 years ago
That’s some elemental reasoning. [pinky in corner of mouth] [i’m a bad boy smirk]
Robert Thompson 4 years ago
What is the half life of plastic LEGOs? If I build something is it as old as the pieces I build it with. Your uranium 238 argument suggests that the uranium was invented during the formation of the planet. I propose that it already existed when it was used to form the earth.
Zophra 4 years ago
F-ck no, the burden of their proof should lie with these crazy young earthers. They are the ones suggesting something against mainstream accepted science.
Robert Thompson 4 years ago
Just like all the other crazy ideas (round earth) that just happen to be suggested by the Bible. At some point, the Bible will be completely proved. Until then, it will just be a source of crazy ideas like electric lighting. (See Exodus 3:2)
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Stephanie IV 4 years ago
People whose reading ability isn’t up to scratch might have problems parsing the information. There’s a lot of information around that is simply too hard to understand for many poor readers. Support easy language information, wherever you’re from. The problem is global and it’s affecting democracies everywhere.
Frozengeckolover 4 years ago
You can literally Google anything, add the phrase "for dummies", and get a simplified version of the info. Eloquent speakers, and adept readers, should not have to simplify their information to appease the illiterate. That will make the general population less intelligent. If anyone needs help improving their reading skills, they should talk to their local librarian; who can recommend a reading program. Using big words does not necessarily mean prententiousness. What some may call complicated, others may call simple. You are guilty of not supporting easy language information; "parsing" is archaic and not in common use, and "up to scratch" is a boxing idiom that is not globally common. The only way to simplify this post, would be to say "Uranium takes longer than 4,000 years to create lead. We already have lead, so the earth must be more than 4,000." But that leaves out a lot of supportive information.
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#30
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
He could have also used $30 million to built houses to fight homelessness.
Becky Samuel 4 years ago
$30 million spent on research could be fundamental in preventing homelessness and helping people back on track. If it prevents just 2% of homelessness in just the US alone, then it will pay for itself in less than 10 years and prevent huge amounts of anguish and suffering. The same money spent on building homes would not necessarily reduce homelessness at all; so many of these well-meaning schemes end up being completely useless. And why? Because the research wasn't done properly first.
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Deborah B 4 years ago
Didn't Finland just solve the homeless problem? They... gave everyone who was homeless a small apartment, and counseling. It's effective. 80% of people turn their life around and become independent. The other 20% get the ongoing help they need. The US has a problem of whole developments of finished houses standing unused, while thousands of people are homeless. It's the US culture of punishing poverty, and enabling exploytation by the wealthy that is at fault.
Daphne Williams 4 years ago (edited)
Finland is a very different country than the U.S. I'm not saying that we don't need to look closely at solutions that other countries find effective, but you can't just implement a program from a different culture and assume it will automatically work. But yes, we definitely punish poverty here, and we have a toxic "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" mentality that needs to be canned before things will get better.
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Bernardita Valdés 4 years ago (edited)
Billionaire donates 30 million to university for homelessness research. Homeless people are very gratefull for the donation of nothing.
A B C 4 years ago
I don't get it, can someone explain the connection between $10 mirrors and that billionaire donating money to homelessness research?
Sam I Am 4 years ago
They are saying that instead of donating 30 million to find the root cause of homelessness they could have went and bought a $10 mirror and saw themselves because they are the root cause.
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Marnie 4 years ago
Universal single-payer healthcare, adequate mental health treatment, stop-gaps to keep people from becoming homeless to begin with, adequate care of foster children, paying people a living wage, affordable housing, don't make disabled people wait years to start SS benefits. There, now send me my $30 million, b***h.
Janet Graham 3 years ago
This is a sad day when $30 Million is tossed around like chump change!
TrashPandaSociety 4 years ago
Homelessness isn't about not enough homes. It's about not enough resources for job training, free JR. college scholarships, food stamp availability, available and affordable mental health resources like therapists, health care and affordable medication costs. Most homeless people are extremely mentally ill and have no help.
Jill Tremblay 4 years ago
Oh this right here gets me so mad. As said below, could have spent it on housing. Or life training and food, clothes, job training.... Anything to directly help....but for REASEARCH??????&*%#$@#%#$^
lakitha tolbert 4 years ago
Or he could have spent exactly 0 dollars to interview some homeless people, and ask them why they are homeless, and what he could do to ghelp them! And then do what they ask!
“It needs to be very fast, well-timed, and take people by surprise as well as being clever, witty, and immediately understandable,” the stand-up comedian listed all the things that a comeback needs in order to grab our attention and make us laugh.
#31
Kira Okah 4 years ago
Thing about Superman is that he wants to help and get people working together, so they can't do an edgy dark gritty reboot of him. He's too nice and not broody enough.
Drive Bee 4 years ago
I'm so tired of edgy, dark and gritty. I can just read the news if that's what I want.
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Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
I love the comeback but superhero movies and shows really are the worst of the entertainment industry. Just garbage.
Scagsy 4 years ago
Which is fine if the next person to play Nelson Mandela is not black. It is equality that we want isn't it?
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Watching 4 years ago
We all saw a video of trumps "peaceful protesters" that was released yesterday, showing them trying to murder a different cup and Brian Sicknick on January 6. I am truly disgusted.
TrickQuestion 4 years ago (edited)
They're also trying to rewrite what happened as nothing more serious than a "tour" of the building
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Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago
What does support vilification is Trump supporter lying about what happened or defending it. They blame Antifa or BLM (nope - it was all Trump supporters). They say it was just a "peaceful protest" (nope -they assaulted a whole lot of people and violently entered the Capitol then proceeded to loot and deface it.) Some of them are now claiming it didn't even happen. If you can't hold your own accountable then you deserve to be vilified.
Scagsy 4 years ago
Am I the only one who is really bored of all of America's problems? There's always some faction kicking off about something and it just goes round and round and round. Please, America, just get your sh!t together. There are third world countries who behave better and if the roles were reversed you would be telling them exactly where they were going wrong.
J. F. 4 years ago
If a lot of people from a group act evil it's reasonable to assume that the group is the problem. Goes for Neo-liberals, Right wingers and religions alike. My 2¢
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
I would agree but it isn’t the same across the board. Like say if one group of people all believe something incorrect and some act evil, they’re still all trash for supporting the wrong idea to begin with. If another group of people believe something correct, and some act evil, it’s just the few evil actors who are in the wrong and not the whole group.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
LOL " even if you're going to use the one-sided reporting as your basis." is quite funny coming from someone who relies on Breitbart and Infowars to get their racist and fascist prejudices confirmed. It's also nice that you write "a great many Republicans are "disgusted" as well..." indicating that none of the Republicans are disgusted by anything that happened. We all know that a lot of them publicly supported the storming of the capitol.
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#33
Something 4 years ago
In order for these people to be satisfied, the vaccine would have to make people immortal.
Monday 4 years ago
Wouldn't they then just go on a rant about how being immortal is actually exactly what the government wants from you since you pay more taxes over eternity than a normal lifespan, so we should all just reject the vaccine and die so they don't get our money?
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
A guy in my city was vaccinated and the next day he was killed in a car accident. Coincidence? Me thinks not. /S
BAN CAPITAL LETTERS 4 years ago
i drank water two weeks before failing a history test, it's all the water's fault
#34
Quinn Alexander 4 years ago
A non political palette cleanser. Like fine wine to wash down good cheese.
#35
Ozacoter 4 years ago
Actually this is something that is barely talked about. For example how it affects academic performance.
Theblackdeath757 4 years ago
and the they get more depressed & anxious from their teachers berating them about how they have to do better or they will fail the class the entire system is broken
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#36
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
You can slam the anti-vaxxers with logic, facts and figures all you want. It's just as useless as telling toddler Trump and his followers that he lost the elections fair and square.
Jeremy Van Portfliet 4 years ago
I voted for Trump the first time. I learned my lesson. But not all of us who voted for him are nut cases.
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Also, in the US , where I assume the majority of these idiot anti-vaxxers reside, the government is NOT mandating the vaccine.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
The government is mandating them because idiots like Jenna are refusing to help stop the spread of a deadly virus! Urgh I hate people like this! Where is their common sense???
CatWoman312 4 years ago (edited)
So the person you kill on the way home doesn’t have an opinion in this matter
#37
James016 4 years ago
Cartel wonders why people who are paid slave wages can't buy their criminally overpriced products.
Something 4 years ago (edited)
To be fair, they successfully convinced an entire generation that you can't get engaged to be married without wearing their shiny minerals on a ring. So this is a major letdown.
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Ben Moss 4 years ago (edited)
Maybe we’re smart enough to understand that diamonds are worthless? There are millions of them, they have no nutritional value, can’t grow crops with them, they can be made in a lab for what little value they do have, and their “value” is being controlled by a f*****g cartel. “Shiny rock look pretty” is no longer a wise investment strategy
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago (edited)
If that’s the case then new Star Wars action figures are worthless too. They tick all the same boxes. Something has value if you enjoy it. Dorks like their action dolls and nobody complains. Let other people enjoy their shiny rocks.
Load More Replies... TrashPandaSociety 4 years ago
Reminds me of the local animal shelter. They won't hire you to clean out cages and walk dogs unless you have 2 years professional experience of cleaning cages and walking dogs, yet they won't hire you as an unpaid volunteer to do the same thing, because YOU DON'T HAVE 2 YEARS OF PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE CLEANING CAGES AND WALKING DOGS.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
This is the reason why many people don’t buy them. If they were more affordable you’d be hearing everyone saying how awesome they are like moissonite. People get upset and frustrated by not being able to afford stuff. I definitely understand what that feels like and it fuçking sucks.
Load More Replies... Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Last millenial I saw buying diamonds was NileRed, who bought $200 of tiny diamonds; then spent another $1000 or so into turning them into C02 (by burning --- they are pure C so add O2) and capturing that, then using a Sodastream to make exclusive "diamond carbonated water". Very amusing YouTube.
#38
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Clearly a lot of people were there present over the years following the intimate family conversations. I value all their opinions, whether pro- over very-pro-Megxit; all very balanced and not a tad unhinged.
Load More Replies... Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Who even are these people. They’re less relevant than influencers.
Lisa 4 years ago
I am not fan of Markle but she is winning the PR war. It probably helps the RF has f****d themselves over. Looking at Andrew and their lack of holding him accountable for being a freaking pedophile and all the other awful stuff swept under a rug. Plus they have tried to villianize and ostracize so many women who married into "the family."
Martha Meyer 4 years ago
Maybe she's winning the PR war in the US, but certainly not in Britain or the rest of Europe. It's already become clear that she lied or inferred things that weren't true multiple times in the interview. Like her son not getting a title/protection because of his skin colour. That's certifiable bogus. Or having actually married three days prior to the wedding. The archbishop himself has now said it was only a rehearsal.
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#39
Chris Wade 4 years ago
What?! You cut off the comeback! https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/you_can_have_sex_with_one_real_person_from_all_of/d9uf56l/?context=1
Bumble 4 years ago
Yeah wtf? - this comment is famous in the reddit world. I often see "I also choose this guy's dead wife" used on so many subs. It is always hilarious!
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Night Shade 4 years ago
RIP Stevie, your lack of quotation marks will be remembered by those who have slain you.
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
The REAL comeback under the post on Reddit that was cut off: "I also choose this guy's dead wife." Seriously, does nobody ever click the link under the BP posts that goes straight to Reddit??
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Of course we do, but that isn’t how these are supposed to work. Every single other image has the burn, with no expectation that you won’t read the burn until you click the Reddit link.
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Quinn Alexander 4 years ago
Not a comeback. Downvoted. Also my pick would be the first human, you all have my DNA now, let the invasion begin.
#40
Her Highness, Duke of Qin 4 years ago (edited)
I like all lil nas songs even montero but those shoes bro...who ever gave him the idea?
Lovey Dove 4 years ago
as in you hope he didnt collect it from other people or as in you want shoes with lil nas x's blood in them?
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Indra Servo 4 years ago
"I ordered prawn, why the hell they served me prawn even though i didn't like prawn. This restaurant suck"
#42
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Evidence of what? What did PragerU do? Is it a Christian college or something?
Hugo Raible 4 years ago
Post videos which don't agree with the "woke" mainstream or their woke "facts".
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Glowdaddy 4 years ago
I am grateful that BP reposts from Twitter, Tumblr and Reddit, because I don't spend time on those apps.
Sara Rodrigues 4 years ago
All I gotta say is that there are a lot of trolls on the internet and the best way to deal with them is to not give them any attention at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If I could I would live under water 4 years ago
But it's more fun of you do give them attention
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Axolotl King 4 years ago
Ok so me and my sis were on the bus yesterday and some dumbass boys were hung annoying. So anyways one of them tells her "I bet your dad spends more money on milk than you!" And she just ignored him and he said "Aww, are you gonna cry?" And she whips around with the biggest smile and says "At least my dad came home with the milk" IT WAS THE BEST COMEBACK EVER
Axolotl King 4 years ago
Ok so the point of the original joke the boys were trying to make was following the story of like a dad going to get milk and never coming back, just their own dumb version of it
Load More Replies... the child 4 years ago
Ok, funny article, but does anyone else find when they click the upvote button they get a pop up to another website? it's super annoying.
Martha Meyer 4 years ago
Use uBlock origin as an addon in your browserand you won't get ad popups.
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Persp Gold 4 years ago
This is just a forum for one guys posts. Don't veil it, just call it "an account i like"
𝕊𝕒𝕞 (𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪/𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞) 4 years ago
I found this gem... probably no one looks down here but i thought it was a good comment >:D Screen-Sho...01-png.jpg 
Violet Smith 4 years ago
I'm on 240% magnification, and I still can't see that.
Load More Replies... Glowdaddy 4 years ago
I am grateful that BP reposts from Twitter, Tumblr and Reddit, because I don't spend time on those apps.
Sara Rodrigues 4 years ago
All I gotta say is that there are a lot of trolls on the internet and the best way to deal with them is to not give them any attention at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If I could I would live under water 4 years ago
But it's more fun of you do give them attention
Load More Replies... Axolotl King 4 years ago
Ok so me and my sis were on the bus yesterday and some dumbass boys were hung annoying. So anyways one of them tells her "I bet your dad spends more money on milk than you!" And she just ignored him and he said "Aww, are you gonna cry?" And she whips around with the biggest smile and says "At least my dad came home with the milk" IT WAS THE BEST COMEBACK EVER
Axolotl King 4 years ago
Ok so the point of the original joke the boys were trying to make was following the story of like a dad going to get milk and never coming back, just their own dumb version of it
Load More Replies... the child 4 years ago
Ok, funny article, but does anyone else find when they click the upvote button they get a pop up to another website? it's super annoying.
Martha Meyer 4 years ago
Use uBlock origin as an addon in your browserand you won't get ad popups.
Load More Replies... Persp Gold 4 years ago
This is just a forum for one guys posts. Don't veil it, just call it "an account i like"
𝕊𝕒𝕞 (𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪/𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞) 4 years ago
I found this gem... probably no one looks down here but i thought it was a good comment >:D Screen-Sho...01-png.jpg
Violet Smith 4 years ago
I'm on 240% magnification, and I still can't see that.
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