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Crafting a snappy and witty comeback that’ll grab everyone’s attention is no easy feat. However, all that effort and comedic instinct are worth it—if it’s on the internet, it might just live on in the digital hall of fame in screenshot form. Who knows, you might see peeps sharing your comeback for years and years. Ego boost? Yes, please!

One place where these legendary testaments to people’s wit are documented is the ‘Clever Comebacks’ page on Twitter. Having been founded just a few short months ago, in February, it’s grown to have nearly 67k followers since then.

We’ve collected the crème de la crème of clever comebacks for you to enjoy, dear Pandas, so go on and have a look at them below. Hopefully, some of these will inspire you to greatness the next time you need a snappy one-liner. Don’t forget to upvote the ones you enjoyed the most and let us know what the very best comeback you’ve ever said or written was in the comments.

I reached out to British musical stand-up comedian and comedy writer Ariane Sherine to talk to her about comebacks, the role that courage plays in comedy, and how we can overcome our fear of being judged whether on-stage or on-screen. Have a read below for Bored Panda's interview with the humor expert.

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Twitter screenshot showing a savage yet clever comeback about an FBI raid on a Brooklyn man hoarding N95 masks.

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    Screenshot of a clever Twitter comeback showing a child’s witty history book answer about Native American regions.

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    Screenshot of a Twitter post featuring a clever and savage comeback about a 12-year-old boy immune to Yo Mama jokes.

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    "Courage is hugely important," British comedian Ariane told Bored Panda about its role in comedy. "The more courageous you are, the more you'll shed your inhibitions and the greater the chance that you'll say something shocking and funny."

    According to the comedy expert, the element of surprise is "essential" to comedy. And more often than not, "there's an edge or a hint of cruelty" in most jokes and comebacks. "If you're timid and careful, then you're probably not going to want to offend people with comebacks and will be polite rather than witty," she said.

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    Screenshot of a Twitter post showing one of the most savage and clever comebacks about Derek Chauvin and George Floyd trials.

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    Twitter page showing a clever comeback tweet about climate change and corporate greenhouse gas emissions.

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    Screenshot of a tweet showing a clever and savage comeback about Bernie Sanders and birthday cake sharing.

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    The anonymity that the internet and social media provide can be a double edged sword: it can help people feel freer because they'll take criticism less personally, but it can also empower bullies to spew hatred. Comedian Ariane agreed that anonymity is a tool and everything depends on how we use it. 

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    "We feel freer to say things we wouldn't say in real life, but that also means we're more likely to be hurtful. I think the same is true of being on stage for comics—when we're holding the mic we feel free to dispense with niceties," she gave us her take on the relationship between anonymity, honesty, and comedy.

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    Couple at edge of cliff in a clever comeback tweet highlighting the importance of common sense for savage comebacks.

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    Screenshot of a Twitter exchange featuring savage clever comebacks comparing movie grosses for a witty argument.

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    Screenshot of a Twitter post from Clever Comebacks showing a savage yet clever response to a negative review.

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    Bored Panda was also intrigued to find out how best not to freeze up when you're going on-stage as a comedian or if we're paralized for fear of being rejected before posting a joke or a witty comeback. "Alcohol! Only joking. I guess it's to remember that fear of rejection never got anyone anywhere," Ariane quipped and then pointed out that we have to focus on what our end goals really are. "All the comics you admire have overcome fear of rejection. So do you want to make people laugh or not?"

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    Twitter page showing clever and savage comebacks in a dark mode tweet about consent and objectifying the body.

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    Comebacks, from cool and clever to lame and drab, are nothing new to us. Previously, I’d also spoken with comedian Ariane about the art of the comeback, as she's an insider in the world of comedy, timing, and shutting down hecklers.

    Speed, according to Ariane, is where the essence of comebacks lies. Without it, our attempts at humor can fall flat. “I think the most important thing with comebacks is speed. Even if the joke isn't a total zinger, people will be impressed by your quickfire response," she told Bored Panda in an earlier interview.

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    Screenshot of a Twitter page showing savage yet clever comebacks about making a plant illegal in a debate thread.

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    Tweet showcasing a clever and savage comeback commenting on DNA test predictions and ZIP codes.

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    Tweet thread showing clever and savage comebacks about British accents with humorous high-pitch 't' jokes.

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    However, unlike us mere mortals, most stand-up comics actually come prepared. They’ve got an entire repertoire of comebacks at the ready, just in case they need to shut down a heckler or fire off a rapid put-down or two. What’s more, comedians tend to share these comebacks with one another.

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    Screenshot of a Twitter page showing one of the most savage clever comebacks about social class and government money.

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    Twitter screenshot showing a clever comeback about the Constitution and individual rights on a social media post.

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    “We're not all as fast and talented as it seems! But if we're doing stand-up, our own routines will be original—it's just heckle putdowns that might not be," Ariane gave us an insight into the giggle industry.

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    Tweet showing a clever comeback about vaccine effectiveness with a headline and a CNN news snippet on vaccination stats.

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    Tweet showing a savage yet clever comeback where Burger King offers kindness and is met with a sharp wage critique.

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    Tweet from Clever Comebacks showing a clever scientific response disproving the 4000 year old Earth claim.

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    Ariane highlighted the fact that you grow your emotional resilience with experience as a comedian. Over time, you get better at delivering comebacks and how quickly you can do so. “You don't want to give them the chance to reject you—you've got to get in there first with a funny insult!" she said about the dynamic between the performer and the audience if the latter’s feeling a tad cheeky and wants to have a go at ruining the show.

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    A Twitter post showcasing one of the most savage yet clever comebacks about homelessness research funding.

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