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“They Suck”: Charlize Theron Applauded For Brutal Viral Takedown Of Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sánchez’s Wedding Guests
Charlize Theron speaking at a podium, applauded for viral takedown of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Su00e1nchez wedding guests.
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“They Suck”: Charlize Theron Applauded For Brutal Viral Takedown Of Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sánchez’s Wedding Guests

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Charlize Theron threw some spicy shade at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s star-studded wedding.

Against the backdrop of postcard-perfect Venice, the billionaire Amazon founder tied the knot with the Emmy-winning journalist on Friday, June 27, with a host of A-list actors, reality stars, and others in attendance.

The 200-strong guest list became roast material for Charlize, who took a dig at the three-day wedding extravaganza.

Highlights
  • Charlize Theron took a dig at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s three-day wedding extravaganza.
  • She hosted the fifth annual Block Party for the Charlize Theron Africa Outreach Project on Saturday, June 28.
  • At the event, the Oscar-winning actress threw shade over not getting an invite to the billionaire wedding.
  • The internet claimed she was “jealous.”
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    Charlize Theron took a dig at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s three-day wedding extravaganza

    Charlize Theron in a black blazer, applauded for viral takedown of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez wedding guests.

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    Charlize was attending an event of her own when other Hollywood big shots were clinking champagne glasses during Jeff and Lauren’s wedding festivities.

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    The actress, 49, hosted the fifth annual Block Party for the Charlize Theron Africa Outreach Project on Saturday, June 28.

    Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez waving on a boat during their wedding event attended by high-profile guests.

    Image credits: Luigi Iorio/GC Images

    Screenshot of Megan Corcoran's comment about Amazon produced movies relating to Charlize Theron Jeff Bezos Lauren Sánchez wedding guests.

    “I think we might be the only people who did not get an invite to the Bezos wedding,” she said while addressing the crowd at the Universal Studios backlot in Los Angeles.

    “But that’s OK because they suck and we’re cool,” she jokingly said.

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    The Oscar winner then thanked her guests for “taking the time to be a part of this, especially when the world feels like it’s burning because it is.”

    The actress, 49, hosted the fifth annual Block Party for the Charlize Theron Africa Outreach Project on Saturday

    Charlize Theron speaking at a podium, applauded for brutal viral takedown of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez wedding guests.

    Image credits: Presley Ann/Getty Images

    Comment by Britny Claire saying she wasn’t invited, related to Charlize Theron’s viral takedown of Jeff Bezos wedding guests.

    Online reactions to Charlize’s remark included some eye-rolls, with some claiming she was “jealous.” But others believed she wouldn’t have attended even if she received an invitation.

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    “Celebrity jealousy. Got to love it!” one said, while another quipped, “That’s envy.”

    “Theron shouldn’t worry. She can go to his next wedding,” one said.

    “She’s just jealous,” read one comment online

    Another wrote, “I doubt she would have accepted even if she was invited.”

    “Has been denial syndrome,” one said. I only hear of it in the delusional Hollywood atmosphere.”

    “She has no friends and bitter [sic],” another claimed.

    Text message from Bobby Clarke stating why real celebrities don’t go, referencing Charlize Theron's viral takedown of wedding guests.

    During the nuptials on Friday, June 27, Lauren wore a custom-designed Dolce & Gabbana dress to say “I do” on the island of San Giorgio Maggiore.

    “It went from ‘I want a simple, s*xy modern dress’ to ‘I want something that evokes a moment,’ and where I am right now. I am a different person than I was five years ago,” she told Vogue.

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    “It is a departure from what people expect, from what I expect,” added the journalist, who is known to wear gowns with plunging necklines during high-profile events, but it’s very much me. It’s so elegant, it’s timeless.”

    Oprah Winfrey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ivanka Trump, Kim Kardashian, Orlando Bloom and others attended the wedding

    Two women wearing sunglasses and glamorous dresses attend Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez wedding guests event.

    Image credits: Luigi Iorio/GC Images

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    Comment by Laurie Porter criticizing Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez's wedding guests, highlighting a viral takedown applauded online.

    The bride was escorted down the aisle by her two sons Nikko, 24, and Evan, 19, and she called herself “the luckiest woman on the planet.”

    “I’m happy that I’m getting married and I get to spend my life with my best friend, someone who sees me, someone who adores me, someone who I adore,” she said ahead of the wedding. “I am the luckiest woman on the planet.”

    Rialto Bridge over Grand Canal in Venice with boats and historic buildings on a sunny day.

    Image credits: ILoveYouVenice/WebcamTaxi

    Lauren described the wedding as “extremely intimate” and said 70 invitees out of the 200-people guest list were family members.

    The wedding festivities included attendees like Oprah Winfrey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ivanka Trump, Kim Kardashian, Orlando Bloom, Bill Gates, Tom Brady, Kylie Jenner, Tommy Hilfiger, Queen Rania of Jordan and others.

    Lauren’s two sons Nikko, 24, and Evan, 19, walked her down the aisle

    Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez arriving by boat, captured in a candid moment at a high-profile wedding event.

    Image credits: DW News

    Sources claimed that Sydney Sweeney, 27, was the “most sought after person” during the three-day wedding affair.

    “Sydney apparently is the most sought-after person to be around at the Bezos wedding,” a source told the Daily Mail.

    Sydney Sweeney was “apparently the most sought-after person to be around at the Bezos wedding,” a source claimed

    Charlize Theron dressed stylishly walking outdoors, receiving praise for viral takedown of Jeff Bezos wedding guests.

    Image credits: Andrea Cremascoli/GC Images

    “Everyone wants to talk to her and every guy that has been in her presence has talked about how stunning she is in real life,” they added.

    Sources claimed to TMZ that footballer Tom Brady appeared to be making a move on Sydney—described as the “center of attention” for single men at the party, which also included Orlando Bloom, whose split from Katy Perry was officially announced last week.

    Man in a pink suit smiling and waving outdoors with photographers behind, related to Charlize Theron and Bezos wedding guests topic

    Image credits: Luigi Iorio/GC Images

    The wedding shenanigans officially came to a close with a pajama-themed wedding party on Saturday night.

    “It was great. It went until 4 in the morning [and] started at 7:00 p.m. It was a pajama-themed party with everyone wearing silk and robes and slippers. It was epic,” a source told People.

    It was “a full-fledged dance party with everyone standing on the banquettes and all of the sofas and couches,” a source said

    Image credits: Associated Press

    It was “a full-fledged dance party with everyone standing on the banquettes and all of the sofas and couches,” they added.

    Jeff and Lauren reportedly left Venice on Sunday, June 29, as an officially married couple.

    “A disgusting display of wealth when so many are dying of starvation elsewhere,” read one comment online

    Commenter praising Charlize Theron for her viral takedown of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez's wedding guests.

    Social media comment applauding Charlize Theron for her viral takedown of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez's wedding guests.

    Comment by Kelly Alberton discussing thirst trap celebrities among Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez's wedding guests.

    Comment praising Charlize Theron for her viral takedown of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez's wedding guests.

    Comment by Rick Carney on Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez's wedding guests discussing celebrity relevance and authenticity.

    Screenshot of a social media comment discussing Charlize Theron's viral takedown of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez's wedding guests.

    Comment by Bernie Meehan saying she should be glad not to be invited to the circus on a social media post.

    Comment praising Charlize Theron as a humanitarian and critic of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez wedding guests.

    Comment by Debbie Anderson criticizing wealth display at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez's wedding guests, applauded for brutal takedown.

    Screenshot of a social media comment praising Charlize Theron’s brutal viral takedown of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez's wedding guests.

    Comment from Wanda Price White criticizing relevance, highlighted in a social media post applauded for viral takedown of Bezos wedding guests.

    Comment by Shaun Patterson criticizing Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez's wedding guests in a viral post.

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    Binitha Jacob

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    At Bored Panda, I dive into breaking celebrity news, Hollywood updates, and viral pop culture stories that spark global conversations. My background as a reporter at International Business Times and Latin Times gave me experience covering fast-moving entertainment stories for international audiences. Today, my work regularly appears on Google News, AOL, and MSN, reaching millions of readers. What excites me most is capturing the pop culture moments that people can’t stop talking about.

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    Blueshoelaces
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow so many article click baits on bored panda making something out of nothing it hurts my brain

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You clicked, you commented, you earned them revenue...

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    ghost gurl
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are so many little keyboard warriors out there talking trash and sticking up for Bezos?? He doesnt give a sh.it about your dumb a.ss. Just keep swiping that credit card on Amazon so he can afford an even bigger wedding next time.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m embarrassed for the people who went. I’d read the HELL out of an article telling us who declined their invites!

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    MagicJacket
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the list of vapid morons attending that wedding. There might have been a few acceptable people but most are empty-headed, add nothing to the world morons. I would hope Theron wouldn't go even if invited. I can't believe people are criticizing HER and suggesting she is jealous. People are supporting Bezos? Like HE is a good person? Sickening.

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    Blueshoelaces
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow so many article click baits on bored panda making something out of nothing it hurts my brain

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You clicked, you commented, you earned them revenue...

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    ghost gurl
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are so many little keyboard warriors out there talking trash and sticking up for Bezos?? He doesnt give a sh.it about your dumb a.ss. Just keep swiping that credit card on Amazon so he can afford an even bigger wedding next time.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m embarrassed for the people who went. I’d read the HELL out of an article telling us who declined their invites!

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    MagicJacket
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the list of vapid morons attending that wedding. There might have been a few acceptable people but most are empty-headed, add nothing to the world morons. I would hope Theron wouldn't go even if invited. I can't believe people are criticizing HER and suggesting she is jealous. People are supporting Bezos? Like HE is a good person? Sickening.

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