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As public as their private lives are, there's a lot we don't know about our favorite actors and singers. Take their names, for example. Did you know that Ice Cube's passport actually says Icelandic Cubicle? Or that 50 Cent is short for 50th Century? Intrigued by their off-stage personas, people on Twitter and Reddit are trying to decipher the real names of celebrities and while you probably wouldn't want to name your child any of these guesses, they seem pretty accurate. Or at least hilarious. Scroll down to learn why "Real Name" is probably the best meme of the year, and upvote your favorite entries.
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#1
Kat Von D
Candace Alagappan 4 years ago
The most ironic part is- nevermind. If you're in 2021, like this. Just, you know why!
Black Lives Matter 5 years ago
That’s fake. Searched it up her name is Katherine von Drachenberg
SandaPanda 7 years ago
But it can suddenly be stupid again if "it" has the opportunity to kill people from the age of just born to grandparent. Some life choices doesn't affect everyone so if you don't want to eat meat, that's OK, but not vaccinating your kids and putting both them, yourselves and people with bad health at risk, that's selfish and nothing else.
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Mark Zuckerberg
#3
Ice T
Alice Zhang 6 years ago
is it just me or all of these look photoshopped I think its me because my vision is bad
Ashley Hoff 6 years ago
These are all jokes, stop ruining all of the jokes.
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Cardi B
Little letitia 7 years ago
I honestly thought this was an actually factual post...and then I saw this and spat my tea out! Crying!
Muhammad Muzamil 7 years ago
everybody has already seen this including me, SO i searched up her REAL name and it was Belcalis Almanzar. as soon as i said that my sofa started floating
Cherry 7 years ago
No, they are fake hence the quotation marks (" ") on real names
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Ice Cube
Night Owl 7 years ago (edited)
Really? :D That's the funniest thing I've read today. And the cutest
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Vivian bell 7 years ago
That's not his real name though. His real name is O'Shea Jackson. Look it up.
Vivian bell 7 years ago
I mean I didn't know his real name was O'Shea Jackson and I just thought it was interesting.
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#6
Elon Musk
Sam Loves Coffee 2 years ago
Please don't insult them! Muskrats are cute and have nothing in common with some weird electric space car dude.
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Catherine Stevens 3 years ago
so he was masking his identity too... HES NOT EVEN HUMAN HES A MUSKRATT
#7
T Pain
Ashley Hoff 6 years ago
Both Christina Sersif and Pandaman, need to stop commenting with the real names of the celebrities. This entire thing is all a joke, and if you can't take a joke, then please leave. I know this was a year ago, but you ruined these beautiful memes for me and I know I'm not the only one. I hope you haven't done this to any other jokes or memes.
#8
The Rock
foofoofloofy 3 years ago
"Maybe I tell people not to have a cow because, deep down, I WANT them to have a cow."-you
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#9
Bow Wow
#10
Cher
Catherine Stevens 3 years ago
well they say sharing is caring.... but seriously what kind of names are these? not to be rude, but these are... probably fake. these names seriously make no sense. I dont think anybody would name their children these things. but really dont think this is true. you cant belive everything you read on the internet...
Donna Martin 7 years ago
Her real name is Cherylinn Sarkesian. She was born in Bakersfield, California.
Ashley Hoff 6 years ago
Who actually cares? This post is a joke. So, please take your lack of humor and just leave
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Benedict Cumberbatch
Honesty Olishia 7 years ago
No, this is not correct at all! Don't believe silly posts like this from people who have not done the research to support their claims!!!!! His name is Barnacle Couldesack!
#12
50 Cent
#13
P Diddy
#14
Lil' Pump
SykesDaMan 7 years ago
For some reason, I know that he's a rapper, and I'm really sad about my "knowledge"! :'(
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Benevolent Panda Mouse 7 years ago
I might be more inclined to listen to whatever “music” he puts out if he were Lilliam Pumpernickel...
Sam Loves Coffee 2 years ago
'Pumpernickel' is the WORST type of bread in existence, so yep very fitting name
#15
Snoop Dogg
Sam Loves Coffee 2 years ago
I let him out and I'm so sorry! Took me some time to get him back inside, he just loves playing in the backyard.
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#16
J. Cole
#17
Jay Z
Little letitia 7 years ago
I'm sorry I was more distracted by the fact he named his child Sir!?!
Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
Yes sir. It's a shame he's not English, because he could be knighted, and then he'd be Sir Sir.
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Patricia Ross 7 years ago
I hope that name is pronounced "RUE me" and not "Rummy". That the equivalent of calling your kid a drunk. And the other one...he's stuck with a dumb name and his teachers have to call him sir. No one's happy.
Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
It's Rumi, as in "Roomie". In Canada, she's known either as "Buddy", "Guy", or "Fwend".
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What do you think ?
Richard Wareham 7 years ago
Perhaps you should look up the dictioary definition of the word 'hilarious'.
7j6eqi 7 years ago
It seems like a joke you would share with a preschooler...
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Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
No... really? But the J. Cole/Julius Coleslaw one makes so much sense! And you're telling me that they're all made up? Well I'm going to have words with Mr. and Mrs. Google about this.
Load More Replies... Richard Wareham 7 years ago
Perhaps you should look up the dictioary definition of the word 'hilarious'.
7j6eqi 7 years ago
It seems like a joke you would share with a preschooler...
Load More Replies... Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
No... really? But the J. Cole/Julius Coleslaw one makes so much sense! And you're telling me that they're all made up? Well I'm going to have words with Mr. and Mrs. Google about this.
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