Nobody knows why cats are so weird. If you are a mom or a dad to one goofball, stop for a second and take a look at what they’re up to. I promise, it will be something that defies your expectations. Things like flying through the room in the middle of the night and squeezing into the weirdest places like tumbledryers, shoe racks and laundry baskets.
In fact, there’s a whole Twitter account, @weirdlilguys, dedicated to sharing the cases of our beloved felines “being weird little guys” (and gals!). With 372.5K followers, it’s a source of purrfect entertainment that makes you wonder how come they are so… supernatural. Is that the right word?
Scroll down through our selection of the funniest weirdos and be sure to check out more cats sleeping in weird places, using cat logic and cracking their owners up.
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Yep. I ate everything in the bottom half of the fridge. I’m just taking a break before starting on the top half. I’ll have this sucker empty before sundown. Let me give you fair warning, though. The litter box ain’t gonna be pretty in the morning. I recommend a dab of Vicks under your nose, and immediate removal of the…of the…of the…aftermath of today.
No really. I couldn't eat another bite. It was so nice of you to save all that Turkey for me but the tryptophan is making me so sleepy.
Judging from the looks of his scratching post, when he's not flying and shrieking into the void, he is exercising his murder mittens
You are an enemy of the Daleks! You will be destroyed!
Load More Replies...To find out more about the reasons why cats are such weird little goofs, as well as what’s typical feline behavior and what’s not, we spoke with Yuliia Popyk, an animal behavior expert from Petcube who was happy to share some insights. Quoting animal behaviorist Shadi Delshad, Yuliia explained that cat owners need to be more observant about their cats’ behavior over time. “If you notice your cat behaving differently, it is always best to consult with your veterinarian to rule out medical causes and get advice on best addressing the behavior. Also, if you notice your cat coming over whenever you’re feeling down, they likely know how you feel,” she explained.
Moreover, Yuliia added that often, when your cat is doing something a little out of the ordinary, they're trying to tell you that something is not right - this might mean something with their behavior, health, environment, or anything else.
“Communication with you is at the center of a cat’s personality. Everything they do can be a channel for communication with their people and other animals. Cats can express their communication skills through marking their territory with their fur and scent, using «voice» and sounds to deliver their instincts, or using their tail to let us know what they need,” the animal expert from Petcube said and reminded feline owners that “your cat is in constant communication with you.”
With a side of "AAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?" /s
Load More Replies...One day this invisible wall will crumble... And then you shall face my hunger
Yeah, kitty's a lot cuter, and probably contributes more value to society.
Load More Replies...I could be wrong, but I don't think that is normal fat cat. There seems to be something wrong. A tumor possibly?
Yeah it’s the way they’re sitting mate, it pushes the fat to the front and back like that
Load More Replies...“Oh hey hooman. Wasn’t take snak, was become snek! Long scary snek, that me!”
Load More Replies..."Oh hey, we don't happen to have paprika do we? Huh? Why? No reason"
Next hooman that walks in and says "how's it hanging " gets a free disembowelment. Now help me down, hooman.
There is an abundance of cat behavior myths surfing around out there that are false, so Yuliia debunked some of the most common ones. The first myth is that cats act like people and experience the same emotions. “It’s important to remember that cats are not humans, and they do not act out of spite. They have their own motivations and behaviors that are often very different from ours. Cats don’t hold grudges, and they don’t seek revenge. If your cat misbehaves, there is likely a reason for it that has nothing to do with spite,” she explained.
Another very common myth is that cats can’t be trained, unlike dogs. Yuliia said that indeed, cats learn differently than dogs. “Dogs are motivated by food and praise, while cats are motivated by play and positive reinforcement. However, this does not mean that cats cannot be trained. In fact, with the proper motivation, cats can be trained to do tricks, walk on a leash, use a litter box, and much more.”
ummmm thats chocolate. THATS FRICKIN CHOCOLATE CANCEL THAT CHEAT DAY RIGHT NOW FOR THAT CAT
Load More Replies...NO!!! There’s chocolate on that cake! Very very bad for cats, deadly if enough is ingested. Please don’t leave anything with chocolate out where a cat can possibly get to it. Yes, it’s a cute picture on the surface, but it could be so very bad under that surface.
When I was a kid we had a cat who once ate most of a large chocolate Easter egg. We'd no idea chocolate was toxic for cats at the time. Luckily it had no effect on him and I've since heard of cats and dogs dying from eating less. It was the only time he ever did it too and we just thought it was weird.
Load More Replies..."What do you mean that's why my back always hurts? I'm very comfortable"
On this day, the day of my daughter's wedding, you ask me for a favor.
upvoted for your statement, and name, with the matching profile pic
Load More Replies..."You come on my daughter's wedding day and ask me to murder for money".
Yuliia argues that in order to successfully train a cat, it is important to understand how they learn. “Cats learn best through positive reinforcement, which means they are more likely to repeat a behavior if it is followed by a reward. The type of reward will vary depending on the cat but can include treats, petting, or even just verbal praise,” the animal expert said and added that “It is also important to be consistent with training, as cats can quickly become confused if they are given mixed signals.”
The belief that cats show their belly because they always want you to pet it is also a myth. Yuliia explained that if your cat does enjoy a belly rub, it is best to do it on your cat’s terms. “Let them initiate it by coming to you and flipping over on their back. Once the cat is in that position, you can lightly pet its belly. If they get up and walk away, do not take it personally — the fluff is just not in the mood for a belly rub at that moment.”
Come Mr. Tally Man, tally me banana, daylight come and me wanna go home!
If I could sleep one time like that little guy in the front just one more time in my life, I would die with this look on my face. Haven't fallen asleep before 4:00 in years. Then get up at 6:00. I can tell I'm going to look grumpy already when the body bag comes.
For every cat owner, it’s important to recognize the signs when their beloved furry friend is acting a little off. Yuliia shared a couple of red flags to look out for. “If your cat seems to act aggressively, it could signify that they feel threatened and/or anxious. If your cat suddenly starts urinating out of the litter box, it could be a sign of a medical condition or stress. If your cat is meowing more often than usual, it could be a sign that they are bored or lonely. If your cat scratches something, they leave their own unique scent mark on it. This scent mark lets other cats know that this is their territory. However, if scratching becomes excessive and aggressive - you may need to consult the veterinarian about this behavior.”
I'm not sure I like these eyeglass frames...
Load More Replies...I hope this cat is named Peter Johnson. Also, someone needs to try unplugging him and then plugging him back in.
"Excuse me would you like to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ"
What do you mean you're gonna stuff me and put me in the oven - don't come any closer!
Moreover, Yuliia argues that there are many more cases when your cat’s behavior may become unusual, which will take hours to be discussed. “In any of these situations, Pet Emergency Fund serves as a perfect solution to take care of your pet’s health via a pet insurance alternative. You will be able to talk to a vet online 24/7 and, for less than $1 per day, get $3,000 in an emergency for all your pets. Emergency Fund pays for your vet bills in any life-threatening situation, but vet appointments or not severe cases are not eligible for coverage.”
And here we have the rare, furry four-legged sloth cat (scientific name: Fattus Catus) in its natural suburban habitat. The sloth cat can sometimes be seen hibernating for hours in places its chonky body should never be able to fit like small boxes or right under your feet so you trip on them. It has led scientists to wonder if the sloth cat is indeed more a gelatinous blob than its feline counter-part Felis Catus. It enjoys knocking small objects off tables and meowing for its human slave to feed it.
I think you have your nomenclature mixed up. That's a Felis Cattus Chonkus.
Load More Replies...I'll say! I want one. My cat destroys everything and she's not that heavy.
Load More Replies...Thursday was lasagna night at Garfield's neighbors, he was sure just to spite him.
Impressive, considering the, um, girth of the cat. Must’ve been incredibly motivated.
- "But he looks sad and lonely.." - "No, Kevin, we've been through this... He's not joining us"
Kevin's just trying to be nice and Lance is being such an a**e
Load More Replies...“You’re probably won’t erring why i gathered you here today- HEY KEVIN GET THE HELL OVER HERE”
Should’ve gone to a different pet store! That brand always melts two days after you get one.
If you’re thinking whether you’d make a good cat owner, there are two of the most important traits in a person that would make them a great cat owner, according to Yuliia. It’s being attentive and loving. “Needless to say that once you can learn to see communication with your cat through their eyes and not your own, you can begin to understand what they’re trying to tell you. This can help you better take care of your cat and ensure that you’re providing the best possible life for this beloved family member. Learn to speak cat, and you can have a lifetime of fun and companionship with your furry friend!”
The whole cat or just the spare parts? Inquiring minds want to know!
Load More Replies...It's winter... it's cloudy... I need my daylight happy light!!
and lo, a void opened on the fridge door and something looked back...
A portal to the dark side opened unexpectedly in Larry's refrigerator and out stepped his new master and commander.
At first I thought the cat had burst through the fridge until I scrolled to the chair.
Is it just me or does kitty look like Sheldon winking? sheldon-bi...caffc9.gif
Now if you can hold this blade of grass properly and blow through it it will make a funny noise!
And if you do decide to become a feline owner, get ready for an adventure of a lifetime. This research on attachment bonds between domestic cats and humans by Kristyn R. Vitale, Alexandra C. Behnke, and Monique A.R. Udell shows that cats show vivid attachment styles toward their human parents.
Explaining the study, Yuliia from Petcube said that cats showed clear signs of attachment to humans: they sought proximity, experienced separation anxiety, and showed distinct reunion behavior. “It was also proved that cats can develop both secure and insecure attachments to their pet parents or other caregivers.”
Moreover, cats do long for their humans when people are away. “Cats with secure attachment show signs of a reduced reaction to stress when their caregiver comes back after a short time of being away. Meanwhile, insecure attachment style cats remain anxious and lean toward excessive proximity-seeking,” Yuliia concluded.
Many years ago I participated in a file-sharing service. To be able to download files, you had to share some files yourself too. I had several pictures to share, one of which looked somewhat like this one. It was titled ‘Hot Pussy’. Based on the fact that it was one of the most downloaded files, I got the idea that there were lots of cat-lovers in that community.
So that's how Sheldon's mother came up with his song!!
Load More Replies..."Hope the wrinkles come out soon. This steamer is kind of a tight fit."
1st law of Cat Physics: a cat can expand or contract to fill any space deemed as "Mine!"
Load More Replies..."Why yes, my yoga classes have been going well, why do you ask?"
Please don’t do something as stupid as this, just to get a picture to out online. I hope that cat didn’t chomp down on that wire or bulb before the idiot picture taker took it away. For F**k’s Sake, people! Think first!
Yes I don't think it is an opportunity picture , it feels more like someone trapped the cat between the wall and something and then put that wire/bulb inside in mouth. The cat seems panicked/scared and have even his claw ( I don't know if it is the right word) out...
Load More Replies...Lo Pan's reincarnation is somewhat of an improvement! Lo-Pan-624...2c10d0.jpg
Thank you! I knew it reminded me of something!
Load More Replies...Unlike flatearthers who lack the willpower of a cat.
Load More Replies...Thats an Asus M4A77T motherboard, I had a later chipset one, the M4A87TD. That one came with two cats. :D
And for that reason, I'm not leaving until you change the terminology from "motherboard" to "cataboard"!!
Load More Replies..."Added a new power supply and more RAM. Also, I've upgraded you to a solid-state cat (SSC)..."
You thought it was a bug but as it turns out it was a cat....just Turn off and on again
You have a hairball problem: can be corrected by turning on can opener!
i bounce and i bounce and i bounce, the ceiling is the floor, and now the walls are the floor and now the floor is the walls and i bounce and bounce and flop on the bed -poem by cheese dinner
Just one more time you scare me and I bounce off this wall again there will be messes the likes you have never seen before!
Mutters to himself... "The cost of catnip in these trying times has gone up AGAIN! Time for yet another withdrawal!"
"WHAT?! Wife been splurging on catnip and caviar...oooo, when I get home...."
Waking up after my last surgery, one of the first things I said was that it would be nice to have a purring cat right now ...
Load More Replies..."Not to worry, you will have a full recovery. It was a bit tricky without opposable thumbs but I'm sure you will be happy with your new whiskers"
"Doctor I had the strangest dream. There were giant hairless apes and they kept us as PETS."
Cat 1. Um lets say the liver fell on the floor, does the five second rule apply here.Cat 2. I told you we should have waited for the greys to get here to assist.Cat 3. Man this would be so much easier with thumbs
What the hell these cats are doing in a operation room? Are they at least sterilized?
Sooo……are they actually doing the operation or just waiting for their human to come round and make a chicken sandwich?
Oh, no, look at that face. This will be no “Accident”
Load More Replies...the cat says “have a nice trip, see u next fall”
Load More Replies...my cat sits like a loaf on the stairs, waiting to get stepped on. and when we almost step on her, she gets all the love and cuddles. Insurance fraud
Day 7829287773910183829: the hooman still thinks i is stair step
My cat Spec loves to knock over trash cans and scavenge. I kept scolding him for being a garbage cat. My boyfriend corrected me. He's a treasure hunter.
I've got a trash goblin like that. We had to switch over to all step-on cans to keep her from stealing wrappers and balled-up receipts out of the trash.
Load More Replies...So that’s why, whenever I throw something in the trash can, the trash can bats it right back to me!
Now that I have this encounter suit, the entire Babylon station will be MINE!!!!
Soon, very soon, he would break, and tell the Rebels everything
Load More Replies...This faucet aerator is harder to unscrew than I thought it would be...
“The ancient warrior gazed longingly at the skies. The northern lights illuminated the sky with the shine of a thousand stars. The warrior knew what they had to do. But they felt as if they didn’t have the power to do it. As they stared broodingly into the endless emptiness, he knew he had made the decision. He smiled inwardly, and knew it was time.”
"As I stared into the green flame I wondered....how did I get into this cult?"
Pizza in the morning pizza at night pizza in the evening c'mon take a bite
It's ready when it bubbles in the middle... it's ready when it bubbles in the middle...
LOOK AT THE FACE ON THE KITTY!!!!! ULTIMATE CUTE KITTY HAPPY FACE!!!!!!!!
Despite all my rage, I am still just a cat on a paaaage 🎶
Load More Replies...I don't think this cloning experiment went well I like the head but the rest is terrifying!
“Did you try turning it off and on again?”
Load More Replies...I have a couple cats who do this—-one is also a void like this little one, only he’s a 15 pounder.
Eustace knows 357 methods of hiding in plain sight. He is adept at none of them.
When you leave and come back and realize you forgot to feed the cat
"i do all the work aroud here and nobody helps! what do i look like, an anime cat maid!?"
When mom washes the dishes and then looks away and turns back and finds more dishes
Time to do the laundry, again. The blanket seems to be evolving. Into what, I have NO idea.
"Come the f**k on!" Talking kitty cat Sylvester reference!
I ain't no cardinal, I'm the blue bird of happiness!
Load More Replies...All of us Kincaids can do it. It's a family thing you wouldn't understand!
Kitty had dreams of being pope, but alas, he failed his cat-icism courses spectacularly. No pope for you, kitty. No pope for you.
Another kylie jenner lip challenge gone horribly wrong. Don't try everything you see on the internet.
WTF how many days that poor cat spent in a friggin jail in a single year , spay your pet you monster
OMG imagine every time you got in the mood, someone just threw you in a cage until you stopped. That's a sin.
Well, there's probably a few humans where this might not be a bad idea...
Load More Replies...Please spay and neuter your cat (unless they have a severe medical problem) instead of locking them in a tiny cage.
happy bidet to you! happy biiiidet dear jb, happy bidet to you
Load More Replies...This new bidet was great at first, warm and very soft, but then it got kind of teeth-ee and claw-ee. 2 out of 10, would not wipe again.
Cool pic but where’s the cat??? Nvm I see it in between one of the tiles
nothin to look here litle fella u should probably turn around and go back
is that a diaper ? why ? there must be a reasonnable reason... right ?
Same reason an adult human might have to wear one.
Load More Replies...jeeez. for a second i thought i destroyed my computer... thanks
Load More Replies...*gasp* HOOMANZ! YOU TELING MEH... TAHT FOD IS GOONE? CUZ I EATS IT ALL? get to da store hoomanz.
It's just your perception I am not different in any way, well may be in the teeth area!
me:*turns to my cat who looks just like this* "its yo-" my cat: *licks nuts* me:*sigh*
Load More Replies...If you turn it on air I can get some exercise on low I get exercise and a bit of heat!
Poor deformed thing. Humans just suck for breeding animals like this.
Absolutely. A cat's nose should not be between its eyes. Yet cats standards for some breeds consider this desirable. Wrong and cruel.
Load More Replies...ew-poor baby. why do some people think that an animal's face should be as flat as possible?
Kinda reminds me of the pervy drunk guy at the end of the bar that wears his shirt half open trying to pick up chicks a fraction of his age...Florida! Reminds me of bars in Florida!
I love these - gives me a jolt of happiness and the great feeling that my cats are not abnormal!
And this dear people is what bp used to be many years ago. Innocent, fun, artistic and joyful posts
That they are. To me, it's part of their charm. :)
Load More Replies...i have a ragdoll, we found her in the bush and adopted her
Load More Replies...I love these - gives me a jolt of happiness and the great feeling that my cats are not abnormal!
And this dear people is what bp used to be many years ago. Innocent, fun, artistic and joyful posts
That they are. To me, it's part of their charm. :)
Load More Replies...i have a ragdoll, we found her in the bush and adopted her
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