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People Are Finding Out That Cat Grooming Bag Reviews On Amazon Are Quite Hilarious, And Here Are 23 Of The Best Ones
People like to share their opinions online, and what's a better place to do that than the Amazon review section? And if you've ever explored the world of Amazon reviews or been with us long enough, you probably already know that they tend to get pretty comical.
We've already discussed the most hilariously honest ones, the funniest Amazon movie reviews, and now it's finally time to shed some light on customers sharing their opinions about cat grooming bags. Yes, it's a thing. With that being said, Bored Panda invites you to look through some of the most amusing Amazon cat grooming bag reviews featuring adorably hilarious pics of cats.
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He Hates Getting His Nails Trimmed With A Passion
And do not tell me he isn't giving her the Hairy Eyeball, aka the Stink Eye
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Sure he's calm enough to trim his nails NOW, but at some point you're going to have to let him out...
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Oh definitely!!!!! I mean look at that face!!!! It's promising retribution!!!!
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Reading the cat's expression - I'm going to poop on your pillow every day for a month
I thought he was just kidding about putting on a heavy duty clamp and clamping him into a door way, and then I saw the pic, hahah!
well what else is there to do when you are enclosed in a bag and hanging from a clamp in the door frame?
I would sleep with one eye open at night, because your cat looks like he is ready for some bloody revenge.
Sounds good but my cat wakes up when I touch him, never mind cut his claws.
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yea he looks thrilled, and claws are out so that had to make it easier lmao
Yes. Just small trim on the tip. House cats nails don't wear enough naturally so they grow and get very sharp and then they tend to get stuck everything by accident. I knew when my cat needed a nail trim when his nails started to get stuck on carpet while just walking normally. But when I was a kid and we lived at countryside, our free-roaming cat never needed nail trim. Her nails were sharp as hell but they never grew too long.
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The person who first pointed out how funny these cat grooming bag reviews on Amazon are is a Twitter user @rachelmillman. Recently, she shared a few of them on her profile and received quite a bit of attention.
"Making my head hurt from laughing at Amazon reviews of cat nail trimming bags," she wrote in her post featuring the reviews.
I Am So Sad To Report That My 22lb Giant (Broomhead) Did Not Fit
At the moment, @rachelmillman's Twitter post has over 36k likes along with almost 7k retweets.
"Did I just order one of these in hopes of hanging Frost on a meat hook for bath time? maybe a little bit," one user commented. "Ok but just imagine how much blood-debt these lions are gonna extract from their people if they ever try this crap a second time," another one added.
It Is Not The Fault Of The Muzzle, It's The Wildness Of The Cat
Def 2 Person Job To Get Her In It
the cats face says it all -When i get out of here your gonna die in your sleep
And in case you're a bit confused about this whole cat grooming bag thingie, here's some information. Basically, it's a restraining bag that should help you clean your cat's teeth, clip their nails, inject medication and wash them without the situation getting out of control.
"We know it can be tough getting your cat to stay still for anything. The cat grooming bag has multi-access compartments for front paws, back paws, and hindquarters. Fully adjustable to your needs!" reads the description of one of these bags on Amazon.
I Use It For Trimming Nails, Putting In Nail Caps, And Brushing Her Teeth
If You Don't Mind Looking Like You Fought Wolverine Everytime You Clip Your Cat's Nails Buy All Means Buy It
It Took Two Sets Of Hands To Get Him Into The Carrier
That look just like my cat, he would make that exact face if he was in that.
No Bites Or Scratches! Not That He Is Bad Just Likes To Play
A Little Difficult To Get Him In But It Gets Easier
It Works
I Just Hung Her On The Bath Towel Hook And Then I Was About A 5 Minute Trim
This Worked Wonders For My Cat Who Lashes Out Like The Tazmanian Devil
I Was Only Clawed Twice, Which Is A Tremendous Improvement
I Put Him On The Bathroom Hook While I Took Care Of Him
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So Thanks To Whoever Invented This. Even My Strongest Heckin Chonker Of A Boi Isn't Tumbling Out Of This Cat Trap!
She Didn’t Claw Us To Death While She Was Getting Her Bath So It Works Well
That Is A Super Small Trade Off To Give A Stress Free Bath Without Pulling Claws From My Legs, Back And Shoulder One At A Time
They Are Super Calm In The Bag And Can’t Move That Much
This Product Produced Nothing But A Horrible And Traumatic Experience For Both Our Cat And Us
I Really Wish I Could Find Some Specifically For A Dog, Because For Me It Still Takes 2 People To Use It Properly
I Got Her In The Bag Pretty Easy, Just Lots Of Growling
Already Worth The Money After One Use!
I've never in all my life heard of anybody trimming their cat's claws, that's completely passed me by. If you can't let them out to scratch naturally then what about a scratching post, seems a bit cruel to restrain them.
I clip kitty's nails. He's super lazy and doesn't wear his nails out, so if I don't clip them he gets stuck on things while walking around. But I don't have to restrain him or anything, I just hold him in my lap for his trims, and then when he's done I pet his belly.
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And none of them were ever heard from again, as in the distance an eerie "meow" echoes in the distance, the remains of a treat bag left behind.
WHY ARE PEOPLE BATHING CATS?!? They literally do this themselves, their tongues are actually MADE to bathe with. There is no need to bathe a cat (skunk & flea situations are exemptions to this), they are not like dogs> I had a cat with white fur on his legs/feet, he NEVER needed to be bathed. Please stop subjecting them to this. It can be traumatizing!
Why are bathing their cats ? Cats don't need baths usually. If they do, try a calming treat before you attempt to put them in the bag. For goodness sake, if the cat pees that is a sign of sheer terror, please find another way . They have bathing wipes , dry shampoo there are ways that are not traumatizing to the poor kitty
I've had cats since I was eight year old and never had a problem triming their nails.
Well your cats are nice, can I trade?
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The first time we took our cats to a country vet he took the first one & gently dropped it head first into one leg of hose. They never moved, it didn't hurt them & he could examine them without injury to anyone. I've never forgotten the look at that cat's little face.
I see a lot if cats plotting to pee in someone's shoes. I do wish there was a pig sized version of this. Pot bellied pigs need hoof trims every once in awhile. If you think trying to get a cat to do something it doesn't want to do is hard, try it with a 100 lb pig. My two haven't needed it yet, but they will and I do NOT see it going well. 😳
HOW DARE YOU????!?!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!? I SHALL NEVER BE SEDUCED INTO ONE OF THESE HORRIBLE DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!! Kizzie, my owner: I doubt that Ashes will get into it without a fight.
I had cats my whole life and never did we have to bathe or clip. I'm sure it's because "back" then cats went outside, climbed trees, got rained on and led a cat's life.
I didn’t find these funny? These cats are stressed out and upset. To the idiot with the cat that “hates baths”. CATS DO NOT NEED BATHS. Don’t do that. Leave your cat alone. You are a horrible cat mom. To the people who trim cats nails. Stop it. They make things for your cat to scratch on and naturally file down their own nails. It’s dangerous to do that. They have nerve endings in their nails. One messy snip and your poor cat is hurt. Throw those bags away. Your cat hates you. So do I.
Jesus, stop giving such shitty lectures. Cats need to have their nails trimmed if they don't scratch enough and if you took the slightest moment you'd realize there are many reasons why a cat could need a bath, mostly involving the simple question: would you want your cat licking poison off their fur and then dying?
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I've never in all my life heard of anybody trimming their cat's claws, that's completely passed me by. If you can't let them out to scratch naturally then what about a scratching post, seems a bit cruel to restrain them.
I clip kitty's nails. He's super lazy and doesn't wear his nails out, so if I don't clip them he gets stuck on things while walking around. But I don't have to restrain him or anything, I just hold him in my lap for his trims, and then when he's done I pet his belly.
Load More Replies... And none of them were ever heard from again, as in the distance an eerie "meow" echoes in the distance, the remains of a treat bag left behind.
WHY ARE PEOPLE BATHING CATS?!? They literally do this themselves, their tongues are actually MADE to bathe with. There is no need to bathe a cat (skunk & flea situations are exemptions to this), they are not like dogs> I had a cat with white fur on his legs/feet, he NEVER needed to be bathed. Please stop subjecting them to this. It can be traumatizing!
Why are bathing their cats ? Cats don't need baths usually. If they do, try a calming treat before you attempt to put them in the bag. For goodness sake, if the cat pees that is a sign of sheer terror, please find another way . They have bathing wipes , dry shampoo there are ways that are not traumatizing to the poor kitty
I've had cats since I was eight year old and never had a problem triming their nails.
Well your cats are nice, can I trade?
Load More Replies... The first time we took our cats to a country vet he took the first one & gently dropped it head first into one leg of hose. They never moved, it didn't hurt them & he could examine them without injury to anyone. I've never forgotten the look at that cat's little face.
I see a lot if cats plotting to pee in someone's shoes. I do wish there was a pig sized version of this. Pot bellied pigs need hoof trims every once in awhile. If you think trying to get a cat to do something it doesn't want to do is hard, try it with a 100 lb pig. My two haven't needed it yet, but they will and I do NOT see it going well. 😳
HOW DARE YOU????!?!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!? I SHALL NEVER BE SEDUCED INTO ONE OF THESE HORRIBLE DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!! Kizzie, my owner: I doubt that Ashes will get into it without a fight.
I had cats my whole life and never did we have to bathe or clip. I'm sure it's because "back" then cats went outside, climbed trees, got rained on and led a cat's life.
I didn’t find these funny? These cats are stressed out and upset. To the idiot with the cat that “hates baths”. CATS DO NOT NEED BATHS. Don’t do that. Leave your cat alone. You are a horrible cat mom. To the people who trim cats nails. Stop it. They make things for your cat to scratch on and naturally file down their own nails. It’s dangerous to do that. They have nerve endings in their nails. One messy snip and your poor cat is hurt. Throw those bags away. Your cat hates you. So do I.
Jesus, stop giving such shitty lectures. Cats need to have their nails trimmed if they don't scratch enough and if you took the slightest moment you'd realize there are many reasons why a cat could need a bath, mostly involving the simple question: would you want your cat licking poison off their fur and then dying?
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