Brands are mostly recognized by their logos but another important part of a company’s branding is their slogan. Brand slogans are usually short and catchy, they are a representation of the brand’s identity and makes them stand out among other competitors.
They should reveal the benefits of the products and also show the values of the company. But people believe that not all slogans that companies have are always that honest. So redditor night_howler_grt thought of asking, “If brands were brutally honest, what brand would have what slogan?” and people in the thread put all the wrong things that these companies do into one catchy phrase.
More info: Reddit
Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now?
Seaworld: You'll enjoy it a lot more than the animals do.
gucci: being expensive is literally our entire marketing strategy
BuzzFeed: because you’re too lazy to go on Reddit, and we’re too lazy to write original content.
Coca Cola: It was better with a hint of cocaine, but type 2 diabetes will have to do.
Dove bar soap: because you'd never buy soap called pigeon
TikTok: Because watching your daughters friends from the window is weird
Amazon: come make that bald guy even richer while we treat our employees like s**t
YouTube: You dont matter to us now watch our double ads!
Microsoft. If there was a way we could force you into a yearly subscription for the very floor your computer sits on, we would
Taco Bell. You're stoned, we're stoned, so lets eat.
UPS: We know your you're probably home but ain't nobody got time for that!
FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items.
RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test
Disney. Really, what other option do you have? We run the entertainment world
Roblox: We’ve made so much money off your kids, we can’t believe it either…